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Olami1224: I feel you guy! thumbs'up

dikkybutt: If I agree that this a poem, my education is a waste.
If i don't agree that it is a poem, the writer would say i'm insensitive to the effort she put in.

faitheve: men are very difficult and funny creatures hard 2 please!!!!!

Mynd_44: And the moral of this story is ......................?

Kemaona: Op. Na u sabi oo.

vega84: Vice versa meanwhile this thread is BULLSHIT!

Phizzie555: A guy who wanted to get rid
of
his nagging and over
demanding girlfriend tried all
attempts which didn't work
out.
One day, an idea flashed into his head. He logged into
Facebook, browsed into
people's profile and suceeded
in downloading four
beautiful girls pictures.
He printed it out and wrote with red ink R.I.P
on each of
the pictures.
He hid them in a
magazine and kept it on top
of his television. On Saturday
Morning, his girlfriend was cleaning the house and saw
the pictures on the magazine.
She walked up to him at the
bedroom...
Girlfriend: Darling!
Guy: Sweetie what is it?. Girlfriend: I saw this pictures
on the magazine at the top of
the television. Who are this
girls?.
Guy: Oh that, forget about
them, it's not important Girlfriend: It's important to
me, i need to know please.
Guy: Ok, This one is Shiku,
I met her at a friend's
wedding. We dated and
wanted to get married, but two months before the
wedding. she got involved in a
car accident
and died. This one is Akinyi,
we met at Carnivore
restaurant, we dated for a while. One day, she was
heading to
Mombasa and her car caught
fire, she got burnt below
recognition. This one is
Roselyn, she was my neighbour’s daughter
who came back from London
on a visit.
We met and spent
a night together, she got
involved in a plane crash while returning back to London.
Her corpse was
never found. This one, oh
Angela, her name is Angela, I
loved her so much. We went
to visit my pastor, on our way back a
truck ran over her vitz, she
died instantly and I and the
driver survived. it was
after her that I met you.
Girl: Meet who, no no hell no. I'm not interested in this
relationship.
She quickly picked up her bag
and took to her heels.
hehehhe

2bey: Yes, sure the 'somebody' must have signed in with your user name and password. It's no crime if you just view other persons post even if u don't comment nor like, but letting your sour feelings get the better of u . . . Its politely a shame.

Orikinla: THIS IS NOT A POEM. JUST LINES OF COMMON KNOWLEDGE.

mediainspired: What a laugh @op! Cos if with all their little faults (mostly when they're pushed to d wall by women), if the femalefolks are @least half as simple &uncomplicated as men, den d world wuld be such a nicer place. Women ar foreva schemin, sly &exploitin their feminine wiles to take advantage of men &situations, &then turn around to blame it on d menfolk when it doesnt exactly go their way. What's d root of all evil, violence &crime? D love of money, huh? Ok, so what's mostly d root of d love of money? WOMEN! Do ur research, folks. D way d mind of a carnal woman works?? Hmmm... FEAR DEM! Check Samson, Joseph, David, Job...

tpia@:
muslim section?

naijapatriot: @OP= woman wrapper

berem: If u wanna cook a nice dish for him he says u wanna give him love portion
If u buy him perfume, roll on and body spray he says u think he stinks
If u wash his clothes for him he thinks you call him a handicapped

kiki love: Dis is nice nd of course very true.thumbs up 2 d writer good work

fresh_dude: Na you start thread, na you still dey hail yourself. You be confirm agama agama.

geogeous: Funny but not the funniest joke of the year though

Lordave: @op ubanka! For using my name & surname.