₦airaland Forum

jingh:
reason

Jesusloveyou:
Is obama contesting nigeria presidency?while not bring on d ogogoro master with his oversize coat.buhari for 2015.

jingh:
After buhari I don't know anybody for now.

GMB for president.

onuwaje:
it's itsekiri,... if u want to criticise itsekiri talk small small ur tribe nr holy pass my broda

ibson99:
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly;

"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind fold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blind fold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blind fold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose!

irunobo3:
I NEED A HUGE DICK COS I'M SO HORNNY. PM ME IF YOU GOT ONE SO WE CAN HOOK UP. YOU MUST BE IN LAGOS

GreatUniben:
There was a day they caught me one evening and asked me to submit my guns. I told them that I have never seen a gun before. The result na 45 slaps and six heavy blow for my belle.

Lastweek, some guys came to my room and asked me to promise them 25 thousand, and they will come and collect it by 5pm. Ekosodin is indeed a great place.

major466:
This is interesting. Your instability in relationships is the same behavioral pattern found in male goats.

Dbboy:
This is the reason why I say buhari must not rule us this people are heartless if you stay in the north, you are always careful of what you do or say less you become a victim of there 'peaceful' "PISS FUL" religion.

tartar9:
in what position is a armed-robber ritualist kidnapper like you condeming other people.

Ishilove:
Wole Soyinka, one the last of a dying breed. Master wordsmith. Man of Letters extraordinaire. I just can never have enough of this man...

major466:
The lady seriously need help. The guy should not abandon her at this hour. Instead he should take her to a true pastor for prayers and deliverance. She can be set free.

philips70:
They will reduce it to N400 when the price of oil goes down to $5 per barrel next year. He will be using Nyanya park when leaving Abuja to other states.

Orikinla:
Well, he said he will not stay beyond 2015.

jackpot:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The carnal priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm
129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The
nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm
129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the
flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun
sighed heavily and went on her way. On his
arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up,
you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are
not well informed in your job, you might miss a
great opportunity. Good morning. .