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How is this news? bikonu

Odiegwu

Bia op are you sure you're alright?

Omg

Me right now

Her tailor no try at all
What is this?

I so much love her hair though

This failed musician

Meanwhile...

Op stop spreading false stories...
That's not skales in the first pic

Happy birthday to me...

DID HE REALLY LOVE HER?

MR A and Miss B were engaged
Their wedding was 4 months away.
Mr A stays in Lagos and Miss B stays in Calabar.
Miss B went for a seminar in Lagos and decided to pay Mr A a surprised visit at home.
She got to his house around 9pm and met Mr A getting ready to retire for the night.
They were happy to see each other and Miss B decided to spend the night and leave very early in the morning to her Aunty's place.

In the morning, Miss B was already up and ready to move.
Mr A told her to hang on so he can drop her off on his way to the office
So Miss B had a little breakfast while waiting for Mr A to finish up so they can leave.
Mr A was ready and rushed to the dinning to have a cup of tea and few slices of bread as usual.
On getting to the dinning, he realized there was no milk and he checked the flask to confirm if his fiancée had made his tea.
Well, the flask was empty as well.

So he called Miss B to ask what happened.
Miss B responded by asking Mr A if he expected her to manage a tin of liquid milk for two of them.
She said she couldn't manage a tin of liquid peak milk for two cups of tea.
She admitted to have used the whole tin of milk because she doesn't like sugar in her tea as she prefers her tea very creamy and thick.
She further told him to drink mineral with bread if he really had the need for breakfast that morning.
While advising him to always stock his house with enough beverages to avoid such an occurrence as she wasn't ready to start mincing milk.

Mr A told her he was really disappointed she could only think of herself by using the whole tin of milk and not consider him despite seeing that was the last tin in the carton and he lived in an area that had no shops around.
He was aware he had just a tin of milk left in the house and he had planned to go grocery shopping by weekend.
He couldn't do it on weekdays because of his busy schedule at work couple with Lagos traffic.
Since he lived alone and hardly had visitors come around on weekdays, he had chosen to manage that the next day which was Friday so he can do the shopping on Saturday.
She was an unexpected guest and he wasn't aware of her trip to Lagos so the issue of expecting her and making plans for an extra mouth was out of it.
Besides, It hurts to know she wasn't bothered about how he fed as he was living alone and working in a company that took all his time and energy.

This little episode brought an argument that almost led to exchange of bitter words but for the matured way Mr A handled it and readily apologized because he didn't want them to part in anger.
They quickly settled and Mr A dropped her at her Aunty's place, gave her money as usual with lots of hugs and kisses and left to the office.

2 days later, Mr A called her to break the engagement and call off the wedding plans.
Reason: He said the milk issue had opened his eyes to the kind of insensitive and selfish woman he was almost getting married to.
He said it meant just one thing to him, that his wife will not be a good manager of his finances and home so he doesn't need that kind of woman as a wife.

Now everyone thinks his decision is too harsh and the issue so trivial to have led to their breakup, but he has refused to bend.
Some people think he didn't love her enough
Some think he is highly principled.
Well, Mr A has taken his stand and has moved on.

What's your take on this?

Wicked people shall never go unpunished

Subjecting an innocent girl to such emotional and physical trauma.
Thunder must surely fire you

See shape

Chai patoranking don hustle
But see as im kon fresh now
Lesson: never judge a book by it's cover

So we should na die?

Wtf is this?
She looks like a circus clown dressed as a tiger

He has a very good point there though.
Most of this comedians crack jokes with impunity

That kinda looks like apple juice o

Omo see as person skin fresh
She need sell bleaching cream for buhari so e go fresh small

*meets babe*

Me: hey do you by any chance work for Google?
Babe: no, why?
Me: because you've got everything I'm searching for
Babe:

That's dumb
Dat guy must have played davido for a fool

How this lady *hoe* became so popular and relevant beats me

MarieSucre:
Honestly tho, is pornography legal in Nigeria?

Iono maybe

PenisCaP:
And the police will not see this lunatic and arrest him

For what? What's his crime?

Me right now...

Award for best liar of the year goes to....

Wonders shall never end.
I don't seem to understand the concept behind this photo

Dance no ever dey this oyinbo people DNA

D butty lookin like its about to peel

We are living in a sick world

Really?
Damn what was his offence?