₦airaland Forum

I always insist that this #bringbackourgirls campaign is a multi facet fraud.
What concerned them with what happens in national assembly. Is national assembly the military that will bring back the girls?
I stopped taking them serious when I realized they're a wing of APC.

Obiagelli:
PhockPhockMan there is nothing to be scared about, i am glad she knows you can't hear her, trust me she would welcome any means of communication (paper or whatsapp /bbm).

She is probably as scared as you are and thinking of the best way to impress you. Take charge bro and be your gentle self.
Wish you the best.

There is something about me and twins too but i will keep that personal.

Obiagelli, did you read the topic, or you wan take style yab me?
Please don't bring politics to this guy's situation.

ERCROSS:
U'd knw this is a strong issue when u see muguliciousMUGU advising PhockphockMan... What a moniker..!

**back to d matter**

he shld quit being anxious and scared. He needs to kill his fears because
Everything we ever wanted is at the other side of our fears

There is no harm in trying, jst make sure u r open to her, be free with her, discuss with her as though she was a long time friend of urs. U don't need to memorize any lines, u dnt need any poetry, infact trying too hard to impress her on the first meeting is a total turn off.
Being handsome will be an advantage too cha, so u shld work on ur physical look

* Live beyond ur fears.

What do mean I'm being advised? I'm a man with wife and children, I've passed that stage in life.

On topic, I advise the guy to explain himself totally to girl to her understanding and possible adjustment to his situation.
I wish him good luck.

This guy emailed me for advice on this issue, but I decided to share it for wider contributions.

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Dear nairalanders, my name Matthew Adesina.
It may seem like a very strange problem to you but it is the
truth. First, am a deaf boy and that is the genesis of my problem, i was
born a twin and my twin sister already has 2 children while am still
single(am still young at 21 years), i was not born deaf but an accident
caused it 13 years ago, I could speak well both English and Yoruba (i got deaf
before completing secondary school) .My problem is that I
find it difficult to date normal girl cos of communication issues and
worst still i dont know how to keep a romantic conversation going for
more than 5 minutes face to face,the few times i tried toasting girls
i end up embarrassing my self as i speak rubbish after exhaushting
reasonable points and worst still u know conversation is a two way
thing but mine seems to be one way when speaking with a girl face to
face as i do the speaking and don't have ears to listen to her thereby
creating a terrible one sided conversation. Am deaf but does not
understand sign language, I communicate by lip reading (u know what that
means?)which is very ineffective especially when speaking with fast
speakers or stranger. Recently i met a young girl online (2go),(i
communicate and flirt well on social networks),we date online for 6
months,she knows i was deaf and in fact she was a twin like me, she
lives in oyo state while am in ogun state, i think she really loves me
cos she has familiarise herself with most of my siblings and senior bro
who also live in oyo state by calling them regularly, we look forward
to meeting each other but am honestly sacred of meeting her cos of my
communication problem,my bro gave birth this week and that provide us
the perfect opportunity to meet as i will be going to the naming
ceremony as she live in the same city as my bro. she want me 2 come and
meet her but i said no,that she should come over to my brothers place
cos i dont know my way around the city,we have not agreed now on how
we would meet,my bro plan to facilitate our meeting but i told him to
forget it not because am not interested but because am really sacred
of meeting her, and not knowing what to say or discuss with her even
thought she knows am deaf. I need advise on how to be confident in
front of her and what to say to her. Also, do I need to have a pen or biro
and paper wit me to tell her to write down whatever she says which i
cant hear? That is my problem.
May almighty God bless all that contribute positively.

Op, so this is the men Obama supporting?


Ok.

berem:
You don show? Oya see your president in waiting and check out his suit.

Yeaa, that's the president elect, FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF INTERNET.

berem:
Chai see correct suit as e fit am die!!

Phockpohockman,come and see the difference between a trench coat and a suit. That suit Buhari is wearing can buy you a brand new tear rubber plasma TV.

Sai Buhari 2015!!!

Ibiakwala ozo? Obere oge, ibewa akwa.

omenka:
Everything is wrong with it. He looks like someone with a mental condition being rehabilitated.

Senseless post as usual.

cramjones:
If I did not know GEJ, looking at this picture I will think he suffers from Downs or Edward's syndrome. The word clueless falls short in describing this picture. This was a picture taken on his birthday today, and the picture shows you that the leader of Nigeria is indeed clueless. Is this the person that wants to rule Nigeria beyond 2015 (that is if Nigeria still exists)? His face tells it all. Fellows be wise, desist from voting a retard in power!

-CramJones

Mumu, describe this one.

This is really uncommon transformation.


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Happy birthday my president



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Yungwizzzy:
"a full at 57 is a full forever" -anonymous

A Full? Illiteracy is a disease.

NgeneUkwenu:
Yeah as a Send-Off Birthday Wishes!

Goodbye jonaTAN!

Senseless post as usual.

1stola:
A complete retàrd is who you're.
olofo

You should be carrying this poster around campaigning for those terrorist.

yemibayo:
Guy,I must confess you're the SI unit of STUPIDITY.

IGNORED.

ogbronx:
What lead to such deductions ? Facts or simply being brainwashed? or just sheer stupidity for stipends?
Going by facts, PDP is boko haram. Though folks like you don't learn for obvious reasons, I will points facts out.
First, it beats common sense that the Nigerian army flees from BH when several times, mere vigilantes and hunters have killed and successfully chased BH out of LGAs. Who controls all the security apparatuses? APC ?
There is no need reminding you of Azazi's death and what led to it.
The nonchalant attitude of the president to declaring a total and real war on BH is indicative of some benefit to him which obviously is political.
The individual who promised to make Nigeria ungovernable was and aggrieved PDP member. What does tell you, PDP's members know how to cause menace and crisis.
I can go on for pages about PDP 's atrocities and gej culpability but a dead mind would never learn. Its thoughts are limited to clans, religion and ethnicity. Here is the shocker, animals too have emotions and are clannish, so without intelligence and good reasoning, a person can be an animal(gej supporters).

You ended up saying nothing.

ziccoit:
GEJ reelection bid is not the problem but the desperate manners by which he and his party is pursuing it. Punch is not being fair to APC by its caption. I wonder how much these quack journalists are being paid to render this level of havoc.

You're the one being paid to spew rubbish, which way do you want the news captioned.
Whether you like or not, the fact remains that APC is the cause of the current crisis in the country.
They're already started instigating low brain like you to make problem after losing woefully in next year's election.

Truth is gradually coming out.



THANK GOD NIGERIANS ARE NOT FOOLS.

Opposition All Progressives Congress on Wednesday blamed an alleged desperation of President Goodluck Jonathan to return in 2015 for the escalation of insurgency and the loss of parts of the nation’s territory to Boko Haram.

National Chairman of the APC, Chief John Oyegun, said this while addressing party faithful at a rally in Abuja on Wednesday.

Oyegun said the party organised the rally, which it tagged “salvation rally” to demonstrate its lack of confidence in the ability of the President to organise a free and fair election come February 2015.

Oyegun said, “President Goodluck Jonathan is so desperate to win re-election that it will now appear that there is a secret understanding that our security forces should turn a blind eye to the Boko Haram insurgency, so that the insurgents can occupy as much territory as possible and make elections impossible in these areas, knowing full well these are APC strongholds.

“Otherwise, how does one explain that local hunters carrying Dane guns and amulets are capable of dislodging the dreaded Boko Haram while our once proud army, which has distinguished itself in and out of the country, has failed?”

He described as idle talk calls for the President to declare total war on Boko Haram. The party chairman asked what the administration had been doing since it first declared a state of emergency in the states affected by the Boko Haram insurgency.

“Or is the President saying that he declared and renewed the state of emergency several times only to cage the civil populace so that the insurgents can have a free rein?” he queried.

The APC chair said the war against the insurgents had become a tool for self enrichment and a tool to disenfranchise Nigerians, who are perceived not likely to vote for President Jonathan’s re-election.

He said everything pointed to the fact that the President’s handling of the Book Haram insurgency was aimed at disenfranchising persons perceived not to be in support of his re-election, especially in the north-eastern part of the country.

He added that the APC had it on good authority that as soon as the President receives the support of the National Assembly, there would be no elections in the states of Adamawa, Borno and Yobe.

If the APC allegation is true, about five million Nigerians will be disenfranchised, hence the fear by the opposition that the re-election of Jonathan has become inevitable.

Oyegun also warned the Jonathan administration not to use the collection of Permanent Voters Cards and the Voter Continous Registration in 12 states of the federation as another tool against APC strongholds.

He cautioned the chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, Prof. Attahiru Jega, against allowing himself or the commission to be used to short-change Nigerians.

He also blasted the administration for declaring austerity measures after mismanaging the economy.

Earlier, the Governor of Rivers State, Rotimi Amaechi, had said the President owed Nigerians an explanation about happenings in the North-East.

He said, “The President must tell us why our brothers and sisters are dying in Borno, Yobe and Adamawa and they are here enjoying in Abuja.

“The President must answer that why he is comfortable that Nigerians are dying and he is enjoying here. Today they insult us with what they call stomach infrastructure, this stomach infrastructure must stop.

“Three persons died in Bayelsa because they were sharing rice; that insult must stop. Nigerians must stop them. Today, the police must tell us whether they are the police for Nigerians or the police for Goodluck Jonathan.”

One of the party’s presidential aspirants and former Head of State, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), said the PDP-led administration since 1999 had shown itself to be “inept, corrupt and undisciplined.”


http://www.punchng.com/news/apc-blames-jonathans-re-election-bid-for-rising-insurgency/