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Foreign Affairs / Re: 16 Cemeteries In Gaza Desecrated By Israeli Forces - Photos And Video: by phoneport(m): 1:21pm On Jan 23
shoodboi2:
Israel is known to remove organs from living and dead Palestinians. Several years ago, Israel would break into Palestinian homes and take their children away, only to return them dead with their bodies sewn shut and livers, heart, kidneys, and lungs missing.

It was later discovered that Israel had been kidnapping and stealing the organs of Palestinians. Israel was exposed in 2009 and was exposed again late last year when the body parts of Palestinians were suddenly going missing again.

Israel is only raiding the graves seeking for fresh bodies and organs to steal.

Also, pay attention to the graves Israel destroyed. They are Christian graves. Muslims cover their dead with sand and don't use cement or blocks. Only Christians do that.
Information minister of Gaza and Palestine, well done cool
So dead body grave still gets Muslim and Christian own, una religious bigotry no be here.
Minister of head slammers nor worry, na your organs go be next.
MUMU man like you, wey dey talk without evidence angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Don’t Make Money Your God, Tinubu Charges Nigerians by phoneport(m): 8:56am On Jan 23
President Bullion Van dey talk, Una dey talk... hush, keep kwayeet.
The God of Aso Rock is simply saying, "Make me your God, and not money." Because your money belongs to me, hence cannot be your God.

Nigeria amazes my spirit. grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: I'm Not A Blogger, I'm An Entertainer - Tunde Ednut Tells Peter Obi by phoneport(m): 1:39pm On Jan 22
See this Tunde mumunut, na who you dey entertain?
You don use blogging emebo contents cash out finish, come here dey form entertainer.

You be Obo, ebi Wiz?
Dey play. grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: You Have No Money But You're Sleeping, Eating More Than Twice A Day — Portable by phoneport(m): 1:30pm On Jan 22
All of una dey play, must you have money or job before you eat and sleep.
You never hear of monkey dey work, baboon dey chop grin grin grin

We nor blame una, na Nigerians wey dey hail Una, dey pay una, for the rubbish content una dey spill out. If not, na which day Portable turn motivational speaker?

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Fashion / Re: Wedding Guest Wears A Wedding Gown To The Event (Video) by phoneport(m): 10:41am On Jan 22
Make the Bride dey play, her eyes go soon clear shocked
This year even wedding guest nor won gree for any bride grin grin grin

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Health / Re: Lagos Govt bans sale, Use & distribution of take-away Packs, Single-use Plastics by phoneport(m): 5:16pm On Jan 21
EreluRoz:
It won't still work, the only solution to the all Lagos wahala is to decongest Lagos by dredging of River Niger is the major solution.


How do people live, work and survive in Lagos is still a mystery to me.

You see this people have come again, we are talking about cleaning up Eko and here is somebody bringing river Niger into the matter.
Must you always be bringing east matter into the west(Lagos) issues.

You are a mumu man. cool cool cool

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Travel / Re: Twitter Japa Advisor Caught Going Against Her Own Advice 2 Years Later by phoneport(m): 8:12pm On Jan 20
The truth is that, NO BODY DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY, live all those saying, "There is no need to leave Nigeria, we die here." Dem dey play.

When all don set, EVERYONE ANSWER YOUR FATHER'S NAME grin grin grin

Very soon Nigerians go dey Japa to Gaza, for the new occupation. cool

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Properties / Re: Enugu State Government Demolishes Buildings In Centenary City, Residents Cry Out by phoneport(m): 3:16pm On Jan 20
With the level of hardship in the land, why will a sensible Government still be destroying buildings?

O I said sensible Government, not this agbaya, olodo Nigeria government. cool cool cool

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Crime / Re: Moment Nigerian Soldiers Rescued Kidnapped Victims In Abuja (Pics/Video) by phoneport(m): 4:11pm On Jan 19
I laugh in Swahili grin angry angry angry

Nigeria Army always rescuing Southern looking citizens, and yet failing to arrest just ONE culprit.
Dey play all of una cool
Travel / Re: What I Saw At The Ibadan Explosion Site (pics/ Video) by phoneport(m): 4:08pm On Jan 19
Is this the Ibadan I know, or this na Gaza abi na Kev for Ukraine?

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Crime / Re: FCT Police Confirm Arrest Of Abuja Notorious Kidnapper, Chinaza Phillip by phoneport(m): 4:00pm On Jan 19
So one random pistol thief in Abuja, is now a notorious Kidnapper? Nigeria Police Force will never cease to amaze me.

How many Fulani bandits, herdsmen, and kidnapper/ killers, have you paraded and tag Abuja Kidnappers?

The government has a hand in what is happening in Abuja, very soon our eyes will be clear. shocked shocked shocked

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Politics / Re: Shettima Should Handle Security, Tinubu Economy As Promised - Obi by phoneport(m): 1:16pm On Jan 17
newnigerdelta00:






Mr peter, your problem is you already knew the current government is on the right track....but base on your obidients follower's that love's propaganda you decided to play from away.

So this looks like the right track, DEY PLAY...
SERIOUSLY, MUMU MAN cool cool cool

Now I see and know that you people deserve the leaders you choose.
Politics / Re: Shettima Should Handle Security, Tinubu Economy As Promised - Obi by phoneport(m): 1:14pm On Jan 17
RhinoChest:


No need for name calling. Does Obi want to join APC, so he knows what’s going on? Why did Obi leave PDP after almost 15 years? He walked away simply because he knew he won’t get the presidential nomination ticket.

The so called reasonable option won’t even show loyalty to his party when self interest beckoned.

Show interest to which party? When people are suffering, and dying either by hunger, banditry, or kidnapping... Even Abuja is not safe anymore...
You are a mumu man. cool cool cool

This is the result of the tribalism you voted
Events / Re: Weddings Are Sweet But Expensive by phoneport(m): 1:32pm On Dec 14, 2023
Wedding is not really that expensive, we made it expensive in trying to throw the talk of the town lavish party.
But don't forget, after them don chop clean mouth, everyone... To your tents ho Israel.

Na you and your wife go sort una selfs out ooo grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Lagos To Begin Construction Of Marina And Mile 2 Interchanges In 2024 by phoneport(m): 6:00pm On Dec 06, 2023
Lagos our umuna grin
Una men we die here shocked

God bless all Lagos taxpayers... All tribes from Nigeria and other races.
This is everybodys land tongue

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Politics / Re: COP 28: Nigeria Signs MOU To Establish Solar PV Manufacturing Plant by phoneport(m): 5:57pm On Dec 06, 2023
MOU mumu 1 gigawatt solar project grin grin grin
Another scam from the west... Dey PLAY cool
Dis COP 28: saga nor go end very soon shocked

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Business / Re: Cash Crunch Hits Ondo, Edo, Kwara, Delta, Plateau, Jigawa, Osun by phoneport(m): 2:51pm On Dec 06, 2023
How?
The last time I checked, it is Koko, pkekere, and colicoli that is crunchy grin grin angry

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Politics / Re: Hoodlums Attack Lagos Task Team At Tincan Port by phoneport(m): 2:46pm On Dec 06, 2023
Simple news, una don start fight again.
Ibo vs Yoruba on nairaland, mad o grin angry angry

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Health / Re: UK Bans Healthcare Workers From Bringing Families by phoneport(m): 9:53pm On Dec 05, 2023
Dem dey play
What Nigerians cannot 419d does not exist grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Awarded Outstanding Georgia Citizen (Photos) by phoneport(m): 11:08am On Dec 02, 2023
Uptheante:
No Igbo man has ever achieved this cheesy grin cheesy cool.
God bless the Yoruba nation

Buroda mi kini o ti ṣẹlẹ, na watin Ibo do you now?
Let's live together, jowo.
Food / Re: This Wicked Snake That's Killing My Christmas Chicken Was Finally Caught by phoneport(m): 10:58am On Dec 02, 2023
If not truly wickedness, can this useless leppa shandy snake swallow a whole Christmas Chicken?
If NO... Then why killing them.
Awon weree Snake shocked

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Food / Re: This Wicked Snake That's Killing My Christmas Chicken Was Finally Caught by phoneport(m): 10:56am On Dec 02, 2023
MadamVanessa:
shocked


What on earth would make someone to kill a lovely creature like snake? Ignorant and føolishness can only be the reason.

Lovely creature kia, I dey suspect you and Snake grin

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Politics / Re: Obanikoro To Court: We Airlifted N1.2b For Fayose's Election In 2014 by phoneport(m): 8:38am On Nov 30, 2023
Nigerian politicians at the top, Yoruba and Hausa/Fulani, with few Ibos have finished this country.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: URGENT, 70k Monthly Salary Or Marketing Executive At Mutual Benefit Assurance. by phoneport(m): 9:49am On Nov 28, 2023
Run ooo
My brother run from commission job for Niaja
Problem grin angry grin

If you say I nor warn you... Dey Play shocked

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Politics / Re: Again, Court Grants Emefiele Bail Of ₦300 Million by phoneport(m): 12:11pm On Nov 22, 2023
taiwotimitt:
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How discount is this your price, wey you nor gri mention grin


















CAC registration is going on at discounted price














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Health / Re: Milky "Garri" Discharge Help by phoneport(m): 12:09pm On Nov 22, 2023
codedgalaxy:
Nlanders pls a quick question.
My guy straffed one "ent" yesterday.
He told me that normally the babe was sweet, but his concern now, is that during sex there were milky stuffs like "garri" coming out of her vj.
Pls what is this, is it okay?
and has anyone experiensed this before?

With this Milky way Galaxy garri creamy substance Guy, you are a dead man shocked shocked shocked
Properties / Re: Lagos Govt Begins Demolition Of Distressed Buildings In Ebute-Metta by phoneport(m): 4:34pm On Nov 20, 2023
Omo, some of you here are just talking like 2 years old gan.
The houses are Ibo houses
The houses does not look like destress houses
Yan Yan yanaaaaa
Owon wereee grin

So we now have houses that looks like Ibo houses
And the houses will tell you that they are in destress...

Must everything be about tribalism in Lagos and Nigeria cool

Ebute Metta is predominantly Yoruba base, if you don't know... Now you know

Some houses in those waterlogged areas may look sturdy, until they collapse on your head.

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Politics / Why Are People Like This? by phoneport(m): 5:14am On Nov 17, 2023
I went to the store this evening to get few stuff for the house. I was throwing the last items into my basket when this man walks up to me smiling as he murmured some greetings. I ignored the smile but mumbled back my greetings.

“I’m greeting you my sister” he said, glancing briefly into my basket.
“I answered you sir” I said, now half angry. (I no get shingbai o en en).

“My sister please I need your help…” he began.
Haha, here we go.

“See, I can’t lie to you…” he continued, na that one pain me!
People who say “they can’t lie to you” Are actually about to lie to you!

“Sir, don’t bother, I don’t have money” I threw at him!
“No no no no, mi o need owo…” he said… that got me and I relaxed; if he didn’t need money, then it had to be prayers!

Wow! The Holy spirit must have led him to me as per “The anointed one”
I was still thinking of the language to begin the prayers in, to call on the God of Ayodele Babalola when Uncle said.

“Tea ni mo need”
Baba wan drink tea.
Mtchew.
“Tea?” I asked
“Yes”
I paused for a moment then looked at him…
“Go and take it, I’ll put it on my bill” I told him and he ran off.
I was at the counter when this man returned with two rolls of Cadbury bournvita 3 in 1 chocolate!

Ha!!!

“Waz this sir?”
“Tea”
“Why?”
“For drinking..”
Rara, for baffing ni…

“Eskiss sir, why will you carry Bournvita 3 in 1, 2 rolls?” I asked, my annoyance already creeped into my voice.
“OK OK…sorry… I will return one” he started to run off again.
“No sir, don’t return one, return the two. Carry milo abeg” I called after him, cos waz this?

Why this man go carry tea of almost 4k when me with the Mastercard carried Milo of 900! (In the picture below).

Guess what! This man returned again with Milo…3 in 1 #1450

Him : I haff drop it

Me : That’s you that’s God! No P, Take it…

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS IN NIGERIA?

Health / Re: Soldiers Rescue Woman From Committing Suicide In Lagos Lagoon by phoneport(m): 10:33am On Nov 06, 2023
turmacs:
Those soldiers should be arrested and prosecuted. Why should they stop someone that wants to end their life in this miserable country? That should be a crime honestly. Someone wants to die and go and find eternal happiness in the great beyond, but you're stoping them, do you want them to keep suffering? Abi when you rescue them will you solve their problems? Please people have the right to do whatever they want to themselves.
So in your mind you are making sense

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Career / Re: I Finished My Salary Before 24hrs (picture) by phoneport(m): 11:15am On Nov 03, 2023
God is truly great...
What some people use for water dispenser weekly, others are using for entire monthly salary, and they are still alive...

Olorun ko ni je ki a dojuti wa oOoOO...

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Daily Petrol Consumption Reduces By 33.58% - NMDPRA by phoneport(m): 2:05am On Oct 24, 2023
CodeTemplar:
A meagre 33%.
I laugh at you...
Do you know the implications of, "your meagre 33%," on the economy of Nigeria?
If this should continue for the next 6 to 8 months, then this government will have finally collapse Nigeria.

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