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 Celebrities › Re: You Have No Money But You're Sleeping, Eating More Than Twice A Day — Portable by phoneport(m): 1:30pm On Jan 22, 2024 |
All of una dey play, must you have money or job before you eat and sleep. You never hear of monkey dey work, baboon dey chop  We nor blame una, na Nigerians wey dey hail Una, dey pay una, for the rubbish content una dey spill out. If not, na which day Portable turn motivational speaker?  57 Likes 2 Shares |
| Fashion › Re: Wedding Guest Wears A Wedding Gown To The Event (Video) by phoneport(m): 10:41am On Jan 22, 2024 |
Make the Bride dey play, her eyes go soon clear This year even wedding guest nor won gree for any bride 16 Likes |
| Health › Re: Lagos Govt bans sale, Use & distribution of take-away Packs, Single-use Plastics by phoneport(m): 5:16pm On Jan 21, 2024 |
EreluRoz:You see this people have come again, we are talking about cleaning up Eko and here is somebody bringing river Niger into the matter. Must you always be bringing east matter into the west(Lagos) issues. You are a mumu man.  6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Travel › Re: Twitter Japa Advisor Caught Going Against Her Own Advice 2 Years Later by phoneport(m): 8:12pm On Jan 20, 2024 |
The truth is that, NO BODY DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY, live all those saying, "There is no need to leave Nigeria, we die here." Dem dey play. When all don set, EVERYONE ANSWER YOUR FATHER'S NAME Very soon Nigerians go dey Japa to Gaza, for the new occupation. 3 Likes |
| Properties › Re: Enugu State Government Demolishes Buildings In Centenary City, Residents Cry Out by phoneport(m): 3:16pm On Jan 20, 2024 |
With the level of hardship in the land, why will a sensible Government still be destroying buildings? O I said 4 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Moment Nigerian Soldiers Rescued Kidnapped Victims In Abuja (Pics/Video) by phoneport(m): 4:11pm On Jan 19, 2024 |
I laugh in Swahili  Nigeria Army always rescuing Southern looking citizens, and yet failing to arrest just ONE culprit. Dey play all of una |
| Travel › Re: What I Saw At The Ibadan Explosion Site (pics/ Video) by phoneport(m): 4:08pm On Jan 19, 2024 |
Is this the Ibadan I know, or this na Gaza abi na Kev for Ukraine? 1 Like 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: FCT Police Confirm Arrest Of Abuja Notorious Kidnapper, Chinaza Phillip by phoneport(m): 4:00pm On Jan 19, 2024 |
So one random pistol thief in Abuja, is now a notorious Kidnapper? Nigeria Police Force will never cease to amaze me. How many Fulani bandits, herdsmen, and kidnapper/ killers, have you paraded and tag Abuja Kidnappers? The government has a hand in what is happening in Abuja, very soon our eyes will be clear. 11 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Shettima Should Handle Security, Tinubu Economy As Promised - Obi by phoneport(m): 1:16pm On Jan 17, 2024 |
newnigerdelta00:So this looks like the right track, DEY PLAY... SERIOUSLY, MUMU MAN Now I see and know that you people deserve the leaders you choose. |
| Politics › Re: Shettima Should Handle Security, Tinubu Economy As Promised - Obi by phoneport(m): 1:14pm On Jan 17, 2024 |
RhinoChest:Show interest to which party? When people are suffering, and dying either by hunger, banditry, or kidnapping... Even Abuja is not safe anymore... You are a mumu man. This is the result of the tribalism you voted |
| Events › Re: Weddings Are Sweet But Expensive by phoneport(m): 1:32pm On Dec 14, 2023 |
Wedding is not really that expensive, we made it expensive in trying to throw the talk of the town lavish party. But don't forget, after them don chop clean mouth, everyone... To your tents ho Israel. Na you and your wife go sort una selfs out ooo 14 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Lagos To Begin Construction Of Marina And Mile 2 Interchanges In 2024 by phoneport(m): 6:00pm On Dec 06, 2023 |
Lagos our umuna Una men we die here God bless all Lagos taxpayers... All tribes from Nigeria and other races. This is everybodys land  2 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: COP 28: Nigeria Signs MOU To Establish Solar PV Manufacturing Plant by phoneport(m): 5:57pm On Dec 06, 2023 |
MOU mumu 1 gigawatt solar project Another scam from the west... Dey PLAY Dis COP 28: saga nor go end very soon 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Cash Crunch Hits Ondo, Edo, Kwara, Delta, Plateau, Jigawa, Osun by phoneport(m): 2:51pm On Dec 06, 2023 |
How? The last time I checked, it is Koko, pkekere, and colicoli that is crunchy 4 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Hoodlums Attack Lagos Task Team At Tincan Port by phoneport(m): 2:46pm On Dec 06, 2023 |
Simple news, una don start fight again. Ibo vs Yoruba on nairaland, mad o 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: UK Bans Healthcare Workers From Bringing Families by phoneport(m): 9:53pm On Dec 05, 2023 |
Dem dey play What Nigerians cannot 419d does not exist 16 Likes 2 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Davido Awarded Outstanding Georgia Citizen (Photos) by phoneport(m): 11:08am On Dec 02, 2023 |
Uptheante:Buroda mi kini o ti ṣẹlẹ, na watin Ibo do you now? Let's live together, jowo. |
| Food › Re: This Wicked Snake That's Killing My Christmas Chicken Was Finally Caught by phoneport(m): 10:58am On Dec 02, 2023 |
If not truly wickedness, can this useless leppa shandy snake swallow a whole Christmas Chicken? If NO... Then why killing them. Awon weree Snake 1 Like |
| Food › Re: This Wicked Snake That's Killing My Christmas Chicken Was Finally Caught by phoneport(m): 10:56am On Dec 02, 2023 |
MadamVanessa:Lovely creature kia, I dey suspect you and Snake 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Obanikoro To Court: We Airlifted N1.2b For Fayose's Election In 2014 by phoneport(m): 8:38am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Nigerian politicians at the top, Yoruba and Hausa/Fulani, with few Ibos have finished this country. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: URGENT, 70k Monthly Salary Or Marketing Executive At Mutual Benefit Assurance. by phoneport(m): 9:49am On Nov 28, 2023 |
Run ooo My brother run from commission job for Niaja Problem If you say I nor warn you... Dey Play 13 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Again, Court Grants Emefiele Bail Of ₦300 Million by phoneport(m): 12:11pm On Nov 22, 2023 |
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| Health › Re: Milky "Garri" Discharge Help by phoneport(m): 12:09pm On Nov 22, 2023 |
codedgalaxy:With this Milky way Galaxy garri creamy substance Guy, you are a dead man |
| Properties › Re: Lagos Govt Begins Demolition Of Distressed Buildings In Ebute-Metta by phoneport(m): 4:34pm On Nov 20, 2023*. Modified: 4:52pm On Nov 20, 2023 |
Omo, some of you here are just talking like 2 years old gan. The houses are Ibo houses The houses does not look like destress houses Yan Yan yanaaaaa Owon wereee So we now have houses that looks like Ibo houses And the houses will tell you that they are in destress... Must everything be about tribalism in Lagos and Nigeria Ebute Metta is predominantly Yoruba base, if you don't know... Now you know Some houses in those waterlogged areas may look sturdy, until they collapse on your head. 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Why Are People Like This? by phoneport(op): 5:14am On Nov 17, 2023 |
I went to the store this evening to get few stuff for the house. I was throwing the last items into my basket when this man walks up to me smiling as he murmured some greetings. I ignored the smile but mumbled back my greetings. “I’m greeting you my sister” he said, glancing briefly into my basket. “I answered you sir” I said, now half angry. (I no get shingbai o en en). “My sister please I need your help…” he began. Haha, here we go. “See, I can’t lie to you…” he continued, na that one pain me! People who say “they can’t lie to you” Are actually about to lie to you! “Sir, don’t bother, I don’t have money” I threw at him! “No no no no, mi o need owo…” he said… that got me and I relaxed; if he didn’t need money, then it had to be prayers! Wow! The Holy spirit must have led him to me as per “The anointed one” I was still thinking of the language to begin the prayers in, to call on the God of Ayodele Babalola when Uncle said. “Tea ni mo need” Baba wan drink tea. Mtchew. “Tea?” I asked “Yes” I paused for a moment then looked at him… “Go and take it, I’ll put it on my bill” I told him and he ran off. I was at the counter when this man returned with two rolls of Cadbury bournvita 3 in 1 chocolate! Ha!!! “Waz this sir?” “Tea” “Why?” “For drinking..” Rara, for baffing ni… “Eskiss sir, why will you carry Bournvita 3 in 1, 2 rolls?” I asked, my annoyance already creeped into my voice. “OK OK…sorry… I will return one” he started to run off again. “No sir, don’t return one, return the two. Carry milo abeg” I called after him, cos waz this? Why this man go carry tea of almost 4k when me with the Mastercard carried Milo of 900! (In the picture below). Guess what! This man returned again with Milo…3 in 1 #1450 Him : I haff drop it Me : That’s you that’s God! No P, Take it… WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS IN NIGERIA?
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| Health › Re: Soldiers Rescue Woman From Committing Suicide In Lagos Lagoon by phoneport(m): 10:33am On Nov 06, 2023 |
turmacs:So in your mind you are making sense 1 Like |
| Career › Re: I Finished My Salary Before 24hrs (picture) by phoneport(m): 11:15am On Nov 03, 2023 |
God is truly great... What some people use for water dispenser weekly, others are using for entire monthly salary, and they are still alive... Olorun ko ni je ki a dojuti wa oOoOO... 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Daily Petrol Consumption Reduces By 33.58% - NMDPRA by phoneport(m): 2:05am On Oct 24, 2023 |
CodeTemplar:I laugh at you... Do you know the implications of, "your meagre 33%," on the economy of Nigeria? If this should continue for the next 6 to 8 months, then this government will have finally collapse Nigeria. |
| Politics › Re: Blending Petrol With Ethanol Will Save N49 – Marketers by phoneport(m): 12:18pm On Oct 21, 2023 |
MrPOTUS:Which founding fathers? The ones who founded this NONSENSE called a nation. They would have redirected their energies towards other productive ventures. |
| Politics › Re: Blending Petrol With Ethanol Will Save N49 – Marketers by phoneport(m): 12:10pm On Oct 21, 2023 |
Easier said than done   And even the doing is impractical People who cannot even afford garri from cassava, you are planning to sell Ethanol fuel. Ethanol is almost #1000 per liter, and we are still crying blood for the #580 to #610 per liter of Petrol fuel. Awon olodo people, you guys should just keep quiet. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: EFCC Denies Alleged Invasion Of Skales' Home by phoneport(m): 1:38pm On Oct 10, 2023 |
Realman50:Even if you have CCTV, once they notice it they will look for the engine and destroy it. We are in a Camp in Nigeria, and not a country. |
