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PoliticsRe: Dangote Fuel: Marketers Fear High-Priced Petrol Ahead Of Supply by phoneport(m): 6:48am On Jul 02, 2024
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
IN AGBADO'S VOICE: Let the poor brief, my government will let the poor brief
ME: Story, story cool cool cool
VDM: You guys will LEAAAAAARN grin grin grin
VOICE OF REASONING: Awọn ọmọ Naijiria ko ni kọ ẹkọ huh huh huh
FamilyRe: 15-Year-Old Girl Hires Hoodlums To Brutalise Mother’s New Husband In Lagos by phoneport(m): 2:43pm On Jul 01, 2024
Gbeseeeee grin grin grin
Question that girl, something must have gone under the skirt grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Warri, Port Harcourt, Kaduna Refineries To Begin Operations By December by phoneport(m): 2:42pm On Jul 01, 2024
How come he built Lagos, but can't fix refineries?
Rather they keep on shifting the goalpost every month
grin grin grin
So it is now December grin
The way Agbado is going, these refineries fixing will be used for 2027 campaign cool
Agbayaaaaaaas cool
TV/MoviesRe: Rita Dominic Slams A Critic Of Her ‘Lekki Wives' Appearance by phoneport(m): 9:17am On Jul 01, 2024
SisterRamota:
Old cargo thinking she's still young.
Don't forget
The Young shall also become OLD
ODEEEEEEE grin
TravelRe: Nigeria Missing In Top 10 Most Stressful Countries In Africa by phoneport(m): 11:04am On Jun 29, 2024
Problems grin grin grin
Naija seriously are not stressed
But DEAD cool
Foreign AffairsRe: 5 Most Powerful Submarines In The World (Photos) by phoneport(m): 9:54pm On Jun 28, 2024
FalseProphet1:
I see Tinubu building a submarine, I see it sinking on it's first sail.

This I have seen.
Okay grin
Along the new coastal road to the south south cool
HealthRe: I Saw Pieces Of Tissue Paper Stuck In My Ear by phoneport(m): 2:52pm On Jun 28, 2024
Thank your God the night elders were not in charge of the case, it was only your stupidity cool
Tissue paper ear cleaning, who does that shocked
RomanceRe: I Like A Lady, But She Is Always Asking Money From Me. What Should I Do? by phoneport(m): 1:05pm On Jun 27, 2024
essentialone:
I like a lady, but she is always asking money from me. What should I do?
Have you not heard the word, 'Na wetin man too like na im go kill am.'
Keep on like my man, you will soon kp....... grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Naira Down To N1,505/$ In Parallel Market by phoneport(m): 8:18am On Jun 25, 2024
Agbado economics grin
Tinubu built Lagos people where una dey huh huh huh
E nor fit build naira cool
BusinessRe: No Plan To Leave Nigeria, Says Exxonmobil by phoneport(m): 8:15am On Jun 25, 2024
Story for the gods cool cool cool
Who dey go go tell you say him dey go grin grin grin
TravelRe: Collapsed Alayi - Ezeukwu Road And Bridge Built By Senator Uzor Kalu In 2024 by phoneport(m): 5:31pm On Jun 16, 2024
Depriest2020:
I don't know why Igbos politicians are wicked to their people.

How can you sand fill a road then put coal tar without stone base, no gutter.
The same way Yoruba politicians are criminals grin grin grin
So he is the contractor who constructed the road huh
O wa on colos è? cool
TravelRe: Germany Launches Opportunity Card To Entice Non-EU Workers by phoneport(m): 7:35pm On Jun 01, 2024
VaginaAcademic:
better than this hell hole called Nigeria
My Gad huh
So Nigeria don cast reach like dis grin
PoliticsRe: Katsina Village Head Collects ₦700k Bribe From Bandits, Allows Invasion, Killing by phoneport(m): 7:33pm On Jun 01, 2024
StreetFight:
The slaves are those selling Gala and La Casera inside holdups from Lagos to Kano and distributing drugs from the cities to the most remote villages, those are the cursed slaves
It takes a Chief slave to know a slave grin grin cool
PoliticsRe: Katsina Village Head Collects ₦700k Bribe From Bandits, Allows Invasion, Killing by phoneport(m): 7:32pm On Jun 01, 2024
yyba:
Always good at posting senselessly
What is senseless about this post?
Truth go dey pain una, always waiting for opportunities to shout IPOB...
Anu kita grin
TravelRe: Germany Launches Opportunity Card To Entice Non-EU Workers by phoneport(m): 7:17pm On Jun 01, 2024
Slavery 2.0 lloadiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig
Nigerians how market? huh
PoliticsUK Government Reportedly DEPORTS Emdee Tiamiyu Kingdom Back To His Nigeria by phoneport(op): 7:51am On May 21, 2024
It has been reported that Emdee Tiamiyu, a Nigerian YouTuber and Japa spiller, has been deported back to Nigeria.

Following his interview, he faced many backlash from many Nigerians who labeled him as a traitor for revealing certain information.

While the news is still unclear, some users are already celebrating his deportation, and he is expected to trend once again.

Unfortunately, Tiamiyu was arrested in March 2024 after he used about 160,000 pound given to him by Uk government to build house in his hometown.

Currently, some users are celebrating his reported deportation.

Recall Tiamiyu was the Nigerian man that spilled on BBC that the trend of Nigerians going to study in the UK is known as JAPA, a means for escaping hardship in Nigeria.

Source: https://www.gistlover.com/nigerian-uk-based-youtuber-emdee-tiamiyu-has-been-arrested-by-the-uk-government-over-fraudulent-deal/

CelebritiesRe: Moment Portable Jumped Over The Gate To Escape Police Arrest (Video) by phoneport(m): 8:19am On May 15, 2024
This looks like a good skit grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: Tinubu Bans FEC Members From Purchase Of Petrol-Dependent Vehicles by phoneport(m): 7:21am On May 14, 2024
Waste West how Market your Agbado man has finally buried Nigeria cool
PoliticsRe: Military Uncovers Over 50 Illegal Refining Sites In Bayelsa Forest by phoneport(m): 1:48pm On May 13, 2024
ManirBK:
https://dailytrust.com/military-uncovers-over-50-illegal-refining-sites-in-bayelsa-forest/
How many bandits and terrorist hideouts have they discovered in the North huh
Southern Oil Military of Nigeria grin
BusinessRe: Nigeria's Naira Reverses Back As World's Worst Performing Currency — Bloomberg by phoneport(m): 9:40pm On May 10, 2024
Nahunger:
grin cheesy cheesy

E be like say na ogun go kill IMF and her sister agencies, they want to keep us impoverished so they can keep selling their lies globally...

Ogun how you and sango go just siddon dey look as these snakes wan bite IRON, dey want turn iron and fire to dust 😠
Leave IMF alone my friend, channel your frustrations on Tilumbu he is the clueless one from the west jor cool

Ogun should look for his child in the to kpai grin
PoliticsRe: Police Take Over Rivers Assembly Complex by phoneport(m): 9:36pm On May 10, 2024
Wike will lose this battle cool cool cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari's ₦5,000 Cash Transfer Had Little Impact On Households — World Bank by phoneport(m): 9:29pm On May 10, 2024
Yeye World Bank report, if I see World bank see snake, I will kill World bank first. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Reinstated Fuel Subsidy Will Drain Almost Half Of Oil Revenue—IMF Warns by phoneport(m): 9:21pm On May 10, 2024
Bitter OBI will never rule Nigeria Agbado people, una see una yeye life now huh
Emilokan will build Nigeria like Lagos grin grin grin
I laugh in Ijebu

West how market? Se bi na East dey suffer now.
ComputersRe: Peter Obi Reacts To Microsoft Shutting Down Its Lagos Innovation Centre by phoneport(m): 7:31pm On May 08, 2024
BITTER OBI PEPPER DEM O O O grin grin grin

Tilumbu Jedi Jedi is too much in Nigeria o, belle don dey run Microsoft and other companies... GIVE ME BITTER ACTION OBI 1 TO KILL THE JEDI cool cool cool
PoliticsRe: Shettima Aborts US Trip, Blames Faulty Aircraft by phoneport(m): 7:58am On May 07, 2024
FalseProphet1:
I see a plan crash. That's all I can say for now.

This I have seen.
Why won't you be seeing plane crashes, you nor dey enter plane now grin grin grin
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Captured Assaulting A Kenyan Woman Deported (Picture) by phoneport(m): 4:51pm On May 06, 2024
I see deportations of Yemboosss in Kenya l...

o....a......d.......I......n.............d cool
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Not Considering Foreign Military Base - Mohammed Idris by phoneport(m): 4:47pm On May 06, 2024
I laughed in Fulani grin grin grin
PoliticsNorthern Leaders Caution Tinubu Against Approving French, U.S. Military Bases by phoneport(op): 9:44am On May 04, 2024
A group of prominent northern leaders has issued a strong caution against allowing the United States and French governments to relocate their military bases from the Sahel to Nigeria.

In an open letter addressed to President Bola Tinubu and the leadership of the National Assembly, the leaders emphasized the need for the federal government to resist such pressure.

The signatories of the letter, including respected figures such as Professor Abubakar Siddique Mohammed, Professor Kabiru Sulaiman Chafe, Professor Attahiru Muhammadu Jega, Professor Jibrin Ibrahim, Auwal Musa (Rafsanjani), and Y. Z. Ya’u, expressed concern over alleged aggressive lobbying by the American and French governments.

“The recent expulsion of French and American troops from Niger due to their perceived ineffective presence raises questions about the efficacy of hosting foreign military bases”, the citizens said in the open letter.

They also argued that the primary goal of these bases, ostensibly to combat terrorism in the Sahel, has not been achieved, as terrorism has only escalated since those camps were established.

“It is important to clearly state that there are only dangers and no gains from such military operations.

“The American operations in Niger Republic, for example, were ostensibly to pre-empt and uproot terrorists from the Sahel region. The result has so far been quite unimpressive, if not a complete failure.

“It is apparent that the presence of American troops and other intelligence personnel in Niger Republic is not serving any useful purpose. This is for the simple reason that terrorism, far from abating, has risen dramatically since the US began its operations in the region,” they said.

Furthermore, the leaders raised concerns about the socio-economic and environmental impacts of hosting foreign military bases.

They warned of increased living costs, environmental degradation, and loss of biodiversity, which could disproportionately affect lower-income populations and hinder sustainable development.

Source: https://politicsnigeria.com/northern-leaders-caution-tinubu-against-approving-french-u-s-military-bases-in-nigeria/

Foreign AffairsRe: Sudan: People Eating Grass & Peanut Shells In Darfur UN Says by phoneport(m): 9:33am On May 04, 2024
Africa my Africa
Africa of proud warriors in ancestral Savannahs
Africa of whom my grandmother sings
On the banks of the distant river
I have never known you
But your blood flows in my veins
Your beautiful black blood that irrigates the fields
The blood of your sweat
The sweat of your work
The work of your slavery
Africa, tell me Africa
Is this your back that is bent
This back that breaks under the weight of humiliation
This back trembling with red scars
And saying yes to the whip under the midday sun?
But a grave voice answers me
Impetuous child that tree, young and strong
That tree over there
Splendidly alone amidst white and faded flowers
That is your Africa springing up anew
springing up patiently, obstinately
Whose fruit bit by bit acquires
The bitter taste of liberty.

There was once a continent cool
CrimeRe: Organ Harvesting: Police Arrest 10 Suspects In Lagos by phoneport(m): 6:36am On May 04, 2024
Me I dey plan to do check up soon, don't even know if they have not stolen any organ inside body ooo grin grin grin
You never can tell.
This is Lagos, we die here cool

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