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I like him.

Why are people stil replyin to dis thread.It was written sometime in 2006,we should be askin the Gurl,DISNEY,if she has married the rich n handsome guy,as its almost 4yrs nw.

exactly.

daduke2k:
U c , us guyz try a lot . All these just 4 an ungr8ful wife. Kudos 2 guyz

How is the woman an ingrate?

lol.

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

An 18-year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says: "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know now!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house and a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and he explains: "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it's twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, well, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father - who had remained silent - places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and says, "Then I reckon you'll just have to sleep with her again!"

obiekwu:
but if she wasn't at the party he would have still done wat he did,

Ua lack of understandin n question thereafter just spoilt me mood.Read thoroughly and wit concentration next time.

Area_boy:
did u even read the damn thing? 

hatch#:
You know it is a proven fact that not all Nairalanders can read 

Very aptly put.

Online shoppin,where,when?

FL Gators:
OMG, thatz the best looking "president" we've had so far

And the best lookin Foreign-Affairs Minister so far also.

I blv i made dat clear to him.

so u are sayin dat he should still kall her and not just scamper.

wat den.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I like the part people forget the one they're supposedly crazy about after a week Humans! Yeesh


Erhh hes should stop playing her games. Is he in school or something? Maybe high school? Time to stop playing in the pen and roll with the big guns[/color]

He is thru wit university and just started working.

rokiatu:
phraoh that is funny, but your profile picture is scary

Whats scary about ma pic,Rokiatu.

Mine was when i was 11,amongst my age-mates in d street,i was amongst d big boys.So a day came when a family packed in newly in d street and dere was dis fine gurl of our age too in the haus.She used to cum out to the street to play with other gurls and we boiz always admired her buh we didnt have d liver to approach her as she was relatively new and has not bein familiar with us.So every guy said dat the gurl should b left for me.On the day i was to woo her,we all gathered infront of a shop where people buy drinks and stuffs,den she came out of their compound and everybody started proddin me on.When i approached d gurl and excused her from her friends,she came and said wassup,i stuttered a bit and told her i wanted to ask her sth,she said what and i asked her,[b]"When will u people be travellin to your villa for xmas",mind u we where in april.Gawd i was so embarrasssed and she started laffin while i fled d scene n told ma hommies dat d deed has bin done.Till today,ma guys neva knew wat transpired buh i got to b kool wit the gurl later in life as we nw had a common ground to talk on,ma sori excuse for wooin.[/b]

gee.:
@ poster, plz tell your cuz 2 run ahead or whatever, d babe has her eyes up n out searching for a better deal so he won't be a loser.
he shouldn't be suprised @ anything she does.
wish him da best.

So yu are saying dat my cuz should stop all contact wit the gurl.What if she start contacting him again,wat shld he do?

I feel u buh isnt your solution a bit drastic and vengeful.

Nope he has not slept with her yet and is thinkin dat she is a virgin.

Hello Nairalanders,

I have a cousin(a guy) who i introduced my young and junior school mate to.When they got talkin and eventually met,my cuz liked d gurl n when i asked d gurl wat she thought about ma cuz,she said he was great:has nice physique,very nice,ambitious and dat she liked him.

This my cuz called me up a few days ago asking for my advice with the gurl as he said he is confused with the gurl's antic,this is wat he told me:[b]"you know that i and this gurl have been in this thing for like 6months now,buh the problem is that i really dont know wat she feels about me knowin dat she likes me as i cant tell which kind of like and what she wants from me.

Initially she was always happy when i called and even waits for my call everyday.During this time we met only once as i wasnt in town,buh i alwaiz send her things like money.But after like 3months,she wasnt excited wheneva i kalled and i atimes she wont pik up after like 8 rings,if i eventually get her like the next day she will say that she didnt see d misssed calls.I will ask her how possible that is and she will say that i ask too much questions.After it happened several times,i stopped,then one day after like a week,she called and said so i hv forgotten her as i dont kal her again,i apologized and we went back to the good old times.

When i came bak into town,she came over to my house,infact severally,we were great together.I told her about me wanting to date her again,which i have done several times,and she has always told me she wasnt ready buh that she will date me.We do things practically together.Since i travel a lot,i went out of town again and we conyinue to talk on phone and it was great,recently wen i kal she will say that she is busy as she was writin her exams which i totally understand buh i tried wonderin to her what that has to do with anything as its just call,dat its not like am asking her to go someplace wit me.That if she likes me,she would want me to talk to her and encourage and she said i always want too much attention and that my mentality is that my gurlfriend should only think about me.I was flumoxxed as i dint know how that came about buh i apologised shaa tellin her that it wasnt my intentions.She said that she wil have more time after exam and dat she will lemme know when she is through,which she didnt as i had to call her to find out.

She doesnt call me except when i send credit or when she knows am angry with her.I got angry sometime in d 5th month and stopped callin and she sent me a text sayin so i was easy to get rid off.

She makes it a point of duty to remind me of her birthday,buh she has never asked about mine.i send her text on festivities buh she never sends.She has a knack for kallin or sendin text weneva she knows am fed up with her.

Bros help me as i dnt know wat to do"[/b]

Thats d story he told me:miind u d gurl is 20 and in 3rd year in the university.

So nairalanders,pls wat solution do i proffer to my cuz as he likes this gurl so much and wil like to marry her.Meanwhile they have not bin intimate.

Kunbee:
^^how did that enter the discussion

I really have no idea.

The action might be right and might also not be.I only wanna know where it is written dat an emir or any traditional ruler at dat can carry out such act.

Am not sayin such title should not be banned as it ridicules the authority of the mainstream Ibo Igwe's in south-east.buh wat authority has an emir in abolishing anythin.Afterall,they(traditional rulers) are mere cultural icons,leaders and effigies.

They hv no constituional powers.

hahahaha.

Check now,

I didnt say anythin ooooo.

Isnt London the one Lil'Wayne is straffing.

@ Poster,
how about talent-wise.Cos i really dont know wat amber does apart from being Mr. West's gf,buh Nicki atleast can rap.

Ebonyeyes:
Maybe she is just not that into you unfortunately that happens in the real world just put your tail between your legs and keep it moving. You will find someone soon.

hey dere,long time.

Clear example of putting the cart before the horse or something like dat.Why the agreement without an offer.why would you love when she has not indicated any interest in you.