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kayking01: u've added sth 2 my feathers...more synovial fluid 2 ur elbow! It's seems bathurst is d capital of sierra leaone,ryt?

kayking01: u've tk it up bro,am jez joking am nt dt choleric moreso am a learner...*kindhearted*

promisechild: 3/7

kayking01: belated...and u sure sey u wan b lawyer sha!

Fynestboi: Let put a little smile on ur face

3 guys failed to write exam coz they didn't read. They Came up with a plan. Got themselves very dirty using grease then went to see the Dean, "Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it for the exam.
We attended a wedding on our way back the car broke down thus we're so dirty."
The Dean understood and gave them 3 days to prepare.
After 3 days they went to the Dean, they were very ready forthe exam coz this time they studied real hard.
The Dean put them in 3 separate classes.
There were only 4 questions onthe exam paper.
1. Who was getting married? (25mrks).
2. Where was the reception? (25mrks).
3. What colour was the groom's suit? (25mrks).
4. What type of car broke down? (25mrks).
Good luck!!! Your answers shuld be the same or else....... You're OUT for Lying to Me... Please help this guys? They're seriously sweating. . .
What's your Opinion of the dean?
A. Wicked
B. Smart
C. Clever
D. Intelligent
E. Wise

Fynestboi: 2013 GOVT JAMB QUESTN

PART B
1. Anonymity of the civil servant means that civil servant must a. Serve any government impartially b. Be politically neutral c. Have job security d. Not receive the credit or blame for any good or bad

2. Another word for red tapism is a. Democracy b. Diosyncrasy c. Autocracy d. Bureaucracy

3. Islam was introduce into Nothern Nigeria a. Before the 13th century b. In the 7th century c. After the jihad of Uthman Dan fodio d. Sir donald cameron

4. In the pre colonial Igbo political system whch of the following was the most democratic organ of govt a. The umuada b. Eze c. Izu d. Oha-na-eze

5. Whch of these following ethnic groups had centralized admin in pre colonial Nigeria a. Ibibio b. Ijaw c. Tiv d. Hausa

6. The basic unit of government in precolonial yoruba land was the a. Town b. Palace c. Empire d. Ward

7. The style of government in the sokoto caliphate was a. Democratic b. Authoritarian c.populist d. Totalitarian

8. The post of senior advisers to the emir in Hausa-fulani pre colonial admin was handled by the a. Unaji b. Madawakin c. Sarkin fada d. Waziri

9. The ratification of the appointment of an emir in the pre colonial fulani society was done by the a. Galadima b. Emir of sokoto c. Emir of gwandu d. Borcaboe

10. Whch of the followng traditional political systems was republican a. Igbo b. Yoruba c. Fulani d. Benin

a11. Vassalage as a political system was practised by the a. Ibibio and Igala b. Tiv c. Hausa-fulani d. Igbo and Efik

12. The final adjudication of cases in the igbo pre colonial period is done by a.age grade b. Council of elders c. Deities d. Umuada

13. In the oyo empire the alafin was a. An absolute monarchy b. Popularly elected c. A constitutional monarchy d. Worship as a deity

14. In the Igbo political system, the most senior member of the council of elders is the a. Okpara b. Obi c. Eze d. Ofo

15. In whch of the followng Nigeria pre colonial political units was the principle of seperation of powers institutionalize a. Oyo Empire b. Benin c. Hausa emirate d. Igbo empire

16. Whch of the followng traditional political system was segmentary a. Kanem borno b. Benin c. Igbo d. Yoruba

17. The best form of govt for a heterogenous society is a. Confederal b. Federal c. Unitary d. Parliamentary

18. The system of govt that had the central as the superior is a. Federal b. Unitary c. Confederal d. Parliamentary

19. In the fascist party of Italy __ is an element that usdd to coerce people a. Militia b. Propaganda c. Rebel d. Recruit

20. Liberalism is a philosophy underlying a. Socialism b. Capitalism c. Feudalism d.nazist

promisechild: 1. the heatest stage of a bill becoming a law is a. first reading b. seconding reading c.third reading d.commitee stage

2. amendment to a bill is taken place at which stage a.first reading b. second reading c. committee stage d third reading

3.the chairman of the adhoc commitee set up through the process of making a law can be the a.whip of the house b.clerk of the house c. speaker of house d.senate president

4.provinces in the french colonial administration is called a.cercles b districtee c.verves d.lervers

5.one of the following is a british colony in west africa a.nairobi b.kampala c bathurst d st louis

6.the final stage of a bill ecoming a law is a.commitee stage b.report stage c.third reading d.assent

7.the protectorates government is divided into .......... levels of government a.3 b.2 c.4 d.6

Just mark me,am kinda late..

Leystra: I will be right back for your question...
I've seen dis puzzle since the year 2008 far back in secondary school...
The Solution . . . You give an apple each to your first nine friends, and a basket with an apple to your tenth friend. Each friend has an apple, and one of them has it in a basket

Leystra: I will be right back for your question...
I've seen dis puzzle since the year 2008 far back in secondary school...
The Solution . . . You give an apple each to your first nine friends, and a basket with an apple to your tenth friend. Each friend has an apple, and one of them has it in a basket

Fynestboi: who sabi solve puzzle? If u can then try dis

you have a basket containing ten apples. You have ten friends, who each desire an apple. You give each of your friends one apple.
After a few minutes each of your friends has one apple each, yet there is an apple remaining in the basket.
How?

papindinho: 1*c 2*c 3*a 4*b 5*c 6*c 7*b

Lurve: 1 the 1953 kano crisis led 2 d death of (a 46 people b)36 people c)56 people 2 the guiding principals of communism is that each according to (a age and to ability b)need and to ability c)ability and to need 3 the unseuccessful coup led by major gideon orkar was in a)feb 1976 b)august 1985 c)april 1990 4 the action group was the product of a)egbe omo oduduwa b)yoruba youth movement c)yoruba professionals

Lurve: badcbdd

emekakelvin: b b a b c c b

Fynestboi: B
A
C
B
C
C
B
#oya mark evritn correct#

Fynestboi: Phtmie y didnt u attempt dose questns fynestbarrister post re they tough ni or wat?

Fynestboi: C 2 diff adjective u use 4 only me if i get u... Ehn... ok naa

Fynestboi: C 2 diff adjective u use 4 only me if i get u... Ehn... ok naa

saleemema: No, my brother. You know I've said it earlier that I would be busy reading those head-twisting Novels. But thank God, I'm now through... But still going back to review the whole thing; I mean the whole subjects

saleemema: These are selected question questions from 1984...

1. The tragic hero of the novel is a. Winston b. Big Brother c. Parson d. O'Brien

2. In the Novel, Big Brother represents a. An Icon of peace b. A good order c. An autocratic ruler d. Ministry of Peace

3. The Ministry of Peace is concerned with a. Wars b. Reconciliation of warring factions c. Food distribution d. Thought Police

4. The Ministry concerned with starving the masses with the so-called distribution of food is a. Ministry of Plenty b. Ministry of Truth c. Ministry of Peace d. Ministry of Love

5. In the Novel, O'Brien was later revealed as a a. Thought Police b. Prole c. Big Brother d. Emmanuel Goldstein

Oysdam: D ans 2 leystra que is sunday nw,fynestboi na wa 4 u ooo..Batt3 low,Brb

Oysdam: D ans 2 leystra que is sunday nw,fynestboi na wa 4 u ooo..Batt3 low,Brb

saleemema: Ladies and gentlemen, I warmly introduce you to 'Saleemema'...

Fynestboi: hmm sunday try and tink abt it.... Itsnt sunday.. Sikena

Fynestboi: I tink my envoy he ve explain it betta if yesterday is 2mao 2day is friday so dat yesterday dat wuld be 2mao is thursday so dat statement come on ur wednesday bt wit actual fact it culd be any day..

Leystra: Please I need you guys to provide an answer to this...
I.Q test: Leye said if yesterday was 2morow, 2day will be Friday... Question - When did Leye speak... Send in ur answers if u r brilliant.

Emmy35: 4/5
No presidential handshake today oh. Try again l8r

topsonkay: are you sure, it's true?

Koonbey1: how do you figure that?they just resumed 1st semester this month,no?

fynestbarrister: Chaii#crying loud# lol

fynestbarrister: Chaii#crying loud# lol