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shakur07: cc@phtemie and adex ...u don turn gay abi ...

Na U sabi...God forbid bad thing..

where fine girls plenty for town....

x-kid2000:
Good morning aspirants... Thank God 4 makin us see anoda day! 3days to jamb.. Lets all post our desird jamb scores mine z 281.. #legoo

Mine is 399..

Adex097: yea. Hala madrid..atlast my boy Cr7 is gonna be the world best

I love cr7..(no homo)**cool**

Fynestboi: Dis s fotball are u a learner

My brother..let's be sincere...this is a perfect example of what is called HUMILIATION..

Adex097: Goal!! Goal!! goal!!

Bayern (2) Vs (0) barca

Lol bokoharamically.*buhahaha*

I just dey laugh...yEEEEEE!

Adex097: if I hear.
»I REP #anti-barca-fan#

why do I hate barca so much
I can't just say..
Just a barca-hater...**cool**

jakesund: i just hope this cbt won't cause any probz for me,to all my follow aspirant writing theirs on Saturday i'm wishing u the best of luck and success in this utme

any cbt jambito here ?

No problem bro..I'm also a cbt candidate....chillax...Nothing do you jhoor..

Fynestboi: Correct mentn deir name?

Peter and the two sons of Zebedee(james&john)

Fynestboi: How many disciples were with christ during His transfiguratn
a. Twelve
b. Four
c. Three
d. Two

Three now.

jakesund: hello ladies and gentlemen. . .how's the preparation for utme going.?. . .well, I'm a law aspirant. . .anyone also going for law here?

got admitted for law to a state uni last year but as fate would have it i couldn't go due to lack of information procrastination and negligence on my path. . .but I'm wiser now . . i have a history with oau,a very funny one. . .i applied there in 2011 for law and i scored 279 in utme and 265 in oau"s putme and was given NOTHING was only a few marks short but i beat the cut off of my second choice which was english at oau yet no admission. oau cares less about second choice candidates except you're James Bond in terms of connection . . .the only reason why i didn't score high enough was cause of the way people over hyped oau's putme. . .if it was hard for others it doesn't mean it'll be hard for u. . .read hard be Calm and be prayerful. . .pray to God to give u directions on where to read . . .see y'all at angola . . .

okay bro..also a law aspirant..and my boss fynestboi...we shall all have good testimony thir yr.

Fynestboi: Hahahahahaha c hatred oo naw i knw u hate me guy..

no be hatred..i dey give U good advice..lol

Fynestboi: How i wish 2mao wuld be d d.day coz nxt wik saturday i gat 3diff occasion... My dad bible skul d students re dng matric, my band is going 4 a show wey be say na me be drumma, and jamb.... Mai wish make jamb just change am over nite to 2mao i go hapi gan..

go for the show abeg..when u drum,pple go dance away their sadness..by that u are making impacts...lol

Johntosyne: buh, u fit sacrifice jamb nd ur dad's bb skul for dat band show,.,.,.,.,.,.lol

abi now...

Adex097: jesus krist!! ...thank God I didn't choose cbt o. I see this thing as a waste of time. Instead of preparing for post ume na utme go still dey una mind..anyhow sha me wish best of luck.

thanks..but no lele..everything will be alright.

Adex097: jesus krist!! ...thank God I didn't choose cbt o. I see this thing as a waste of time. Instead of preparing for post ume na utme go still dey una mind..anyhow sha me wish best of luck.

thanks..but no lele..everything will be alright.

Fynestboi: Cbt cnt stop our result them tell u say na pesn dey mark omr ni na machine naa haba wetn appen na may d result go cum out eida first wik or 2nd wik

you are right..na machine go mark..so they can't affect each other

Fynestboi: Whao u dn get more tym i read it 4rm a newspaper dat cbt is state 4 may/june due to sum prob... Bt i dnt seems to undastand bt naw i do.. u mean 21st of may loun loun....

yea...but with the way i'm looking at it..our quest will be different from yours.

thank God now...you ppts will be the one to give me report about those texts....God bless ojerinde and his crew for shifting the c.b.t..

All my fellow cbts..pls,go and re-print your photocards to know the new date for your exam..
Mine is now 21st of may..1:00 pm..God bless us all.

Fynestboi: u re d best thank a bulk....

you are welcome..

Fynestboi: Thanks phtmie sey na d oau pume be dis? If yes it remains 13

yes boss...i decided not to come to this forum until i fulfil my promise..

Blessed nigerians,
who eat pestilence to sleep,
blessed the poor,
who inherit thorns.........
The central motif in this excerpt is
a.religious b.pride c.poverty d.deceit

the extract is an example of
a.pun b.hyperbole c.irony d.parody

"your hand is heavy,night upon my brow" is an example of
a.hyperbole b.onomatopoeia c.apostrophe d.oxymoron

sons and daughters

Aaron's brother who trains as an accountant is
a.George b.Awere c.owosu d.kofi

which of the following is true of Awere
a.he is the fiancee of maanan b.he is a chattered accountant c.he wins scholarship to goldsmith college d.he wants to study dance and choreography

the conflict in the play centres around
a.gender b.generation c.religion d.ethnicity

nineteen eighty four

in the novel,the ministry that is responsible for news,entertainment and find arts is the ministry of
a.peace b.love c.plenty d.truth

the ministry of plenty in the novel is responsible for
a.war b.economic affairs c.population d.agriculture

the national day in the old man and the medal is
a.1st october b.27th of may c.12th june d14th july

in joys of motherhood,dr meers is
a)nnaife's master b.nnuego's uncle c.the district officer d.an ombudsman

another suitor of juliet in romeo and juliet is
a)mercutio b)gregory c)duke d)paris

A novel that has a very strong presence of supernatural is known as
a.faction b.gothic c.travel tale d.fairy novel

in a tragic-comedy,the unknotting of the plot,the resolution of the mystery and the resolution of the misunderstanding is called
a.exposition b.denouement c.catharsis d.hubris

the exclusive right given to authors to protect their works from unlawful production or reproduction is
a.a copyright b.an authority to write c.an author's right d.a constitutional provision

an epic deals with
a.humour b.tragedy c.gothic d.hero

the sudden revelation of events as they happen is called
a.epiphany b.revelation c.relay-events d.resonance

comic relief is used in a work of art to
a.to manoeuvre the portals of narration c.to create chiaroscuro d.to suspend tension.

I thank God for creating me black
for making of me
porter of all sorrows
setting on my head
The world,

the images in this except suggest
a.happiness b.sorrow c.anger d.kindness

the "world" as used above is an example of
a.irony b.metaphor c.exaggeratio d.parody

Agosu,if you go tell them,
tell nyidevu,kreti,and kove
that they have done up evil;
tell them their house is falling
and the trees in the fence
have been eaten by termites.

This extract is an example of
a.dirge b.satire c.ode d.sonnet

the general idea in the extract is
a.neglect b.praise c.ridicule d.worship

Adex097: yes o.that's true..ptemie go yarn us how things be.

See cheat...U wan use me as a specimen..abi?
>:

Sadeluhv: Hi,i'm sadeluhv,pls i want to buy change of institution form & want to choose OAU as my 2nd choice for Theatre Art...any advice pls?

U are taking a risk..
I would advise U to choose another school and concentrate harder on the first choice because only few schools accept second choice these days...But if u get strong connections,u MIGHT be lucky....but it will be safer if U choose another school that accepts second choice,or better still put OAU as first choice...goodluck..

shakur07: And yhu sure say d tin go cum out in jamb sha?? I mean dose two novels

Me sef i no sure say those texts go come out....
But with the way i'm looking at it,even if the texts come out..i no think them go dey ask who is who or who did this...i av a feeling they might just pick some passages from the novels and ask quests from those passages..i may be wrong though..

Fynestboi: Naw u re bk fully ryt? hmmmmmm

I'm back..but not fully..because those pple no change my exam date..

Fynestboi: Naw u re bk fully ryt? hmmmmmm

yea..but not fully..because those pple no change my exam date..

Fynestboi: Laughng in china let wait and c, i dn repent i dnt talk to much again...

lol..

shakur07: Iwo wa je octopus paul

hmmm..We shall see

Adex097: exactly...they managd to score a goal after the introductn of the "cheat"
»MAN UTD is the only team existing
»We are still united even after selling
Our MAIN-MAN CR7.

united I represent..red devils for life...i predict a buyern vs madrid final

joseboy199: bayern munchen vs fcb
dortmund vs real madrid

Now,it is high-time barca left UCL..
I trust buyern..they can do the job for me...the match is gonna be great

Fynestboi: How va abt dat literature stuff u dn 4get abi naxo

honestly,if I tell u say I no forget,na lie I dey lie..I have forgotten it since.I'll see the guy I lent today..By latest sunday,I will post it...pls,I'm sorry for the disappointment..kindly bear with me..