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NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 11:46am On Mar 22, 2017
Awwh , thanks love . i appreciate it. GReater heights in Jesus name.


You all are invited for mine too ...Touchdown Ekiti tongue tongue
mandibeauty:
Chriswazo, knacker, segunk1, Angelswt, phunkyposh, genea, christly99, cutestcuty84, Mustack, khadijamasud, Philgbeee, Tobijoshua, mrletsgo, iamwizzle, marianawo, uzeba, mrletsgo, spackle4u, bashnigga, mexyz, bussieboi, habby03, lindabell, aliyu333, genea, christly99, cutestcuty84, Gentlelord, kenesth93, Funkeshuga Posimii, FunnyDude, pope10 and others are invited to the convocation ceremony on Friday 24th of March at convocation Arena, Uniport. Reception follows at no 25 iriata Street, rumuolumeni, port Harcourt, Rivers State. Cheers!!!
LiteratureRe: Horror In Two Sentences.. by Phunkyposh(f): 9:30am On Mar 22, 2017
creppy

sexybbstar:
1. Husband kills his wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping.
The weird thing was that kid didn't ask 4 his mom even 3 days after she went missing.
Father:" Is there something that you want to ask me ? "
Kid : "I just wonder, why mom is always standing BEHIND YOU . .

2. I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

3. The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.

4. In all of the time that I've lived alone in this house, I swear to God I've closed more doors than I've opened.

5. A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up & started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room & said "I heard that, too."

6. My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.

7. I always thought my cat had a staring problem. she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.

8. There's nothing like the laughter of a baby. Unless it's 1 a.m. & you're home alone.

9. I begin tucking him into bed & he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed."
I look underneath for his amusement & see him.. another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."

10. You get home, tired after a long day's work & ready for a relaxing night alone. You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.

11. There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone.
Science/TechnologyRe: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by Phunkyposh(f): 4:24pm On Mar 20, 2017
Codes151:
lol easy to find na
i hear
Science/TechnologyRe: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by Phunkyposh(f): 7:55am On Mar 18, 2017
Codes151:
which handlehuh See this babe o...lol
Twitter! I surprised
CareerRe: Help! How Do I Become A Pilot? by Phunkyposh(f): 7:54am On Mar 18, 2017
LOSKYXANDER:
That's a fat lie!!!! contact lenses are accepted when needed
You should read my post again
CareerRe: Help! How Do I Become A Pilot? by Phunkyposh(f): 5:54pm On Mar 17, 2017
smartty68:
What if the person eyeside no too good, him no fit use lens. I stand to be corrected too grin
You mean Eyesight??

I'm yet to see a pilot using glasses
Science/TechnologyRe: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by Phunkyposh(f): 5:52pm On Mar 17, 2017
[quote author=Codes151 post=54685092]ok!! Lemme know wen the thing go well.. I liked u on twitter so notify me anytime better dey[/quote
] huh, how did you get my handle....
Science/TechnologyRe: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by Phunkyposh(f): 5:27pm On Mar 17, 2017
Codes151:
how u enjoying the site?? Maybe am just lazy cuz I just closed it after 10minutes of going through it
i only registered , i will do more exploring later
CareerRe: Help! How Do I Become A Pilot? by Phunkyposh(f): 5:10pm On Mar 17, 2017
One thing i know is you must have a very good eyesight ,be an AA and be perfectly OK healthwise. I stand to be corrected.
Science/TechnologyRe: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by Phunkyposh(f): 5:07pm On Mar 17, 2017
OmerianConsult:
Visit digitalskills.withgoogle.com

I missed the free live training in Ikeja last year but took the online version this month. It is loaded!
Many thanks
CrimeRe: My Father Gives Me N500 Each Time He Sleeps With Me, 15-yr-old Reveals by Phunkyposh(f): 11:40am On Mar 17, 2017
Incest !!!! someone needs to flog that paedophile of a father. He is a disgrace to fatherhood. Shameless and disgraceful acts lipsrsealed undecided
Science/TechnologyRe: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by Phunkyposh(f): 11:30am On Mar 17, 2017
junduphat:
This is for Real!
I am happy to be one of the beneficaries of this unique Digital Knowledge from the Grand Masters of Online Marketing Technology.
How did you apply?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:44am On Mar 17, 2017
segunk1:
Ahn ahn who will now take d vanilla n Spanish kish I bought for youhuh Okay take this one fes, I promise to get u all dat wen we re going to genesis cinema next week hunn.

This babe like posh things ehn cheii aphunkyposhagringringringrin
winks, thats my paddy cheesy
CrimeRe: Lamidi Oyiekehi Opozuehi's House Demolished In Kogi. PICS by Phunkyposh(f): 4:11pm On Mar 16, 2017
ori bibe koni ogun ori fifo huh huh huh huh huh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 2:21pm On Mar 16, 2017
Segunk1, i want coldstone ice cream, three scoops only and debonair's pizza.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 6:50pm On Mar 15, 2017
segunk1:
Oya coman sit near megringrin
Hope you have ice-cream........
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:07am On Mar 15, 2017
segunk1:
Phunkyposh how markeehht nahhuh

Angelswt where are thouhuh

Sparkle4u whataguanhuh

Mrletsgo which levels nahhuh

Mexyz where u deyhuh

Christly99 bia here biko ur attention is needed right here cry
i am here, back and better
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:07am On Mar 15, 2017
davide470:
Go and sell your phone tongue
i will when you send the new one
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are You Really Qualified For The Job? by Phunkyposh(f): 8:22am On Mar 15, 2017
This is very Inspiring, Op the sky is just your starting point. UP you go...... All the wayhigh...... See you there
CareerRe: If You Could Try Out Any Job For One Week, What Job Would You Choose To Try? by Phunkyposh(f): 4:09pm On Mar 14, 2017
agrovick:
It's like I'm not doing again, all these wahala because I want to be the husband of POTUS?

On a serious note, what's the rationale behind wanting to become POTUS?
lots
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 3:39pm On Mar 14, 2017
Philgbeee:
Abeg no vex..
Baby baby don vex*in Jennifer's voice
come and take coke grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 3:38pm On Mar 14, 2017
Philgbeee:
What goes around comes around.. Go sell your phone to buy wetin spoil for the phone grin
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shame to bad people ** in Daddy showkey's voice ** cheesy cheesy cheesy My phone is better than ever ........... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed kiss kiss.............ntoooor , you think its like ya Alaba made.. grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 2:20pm On Mar 14, 2017
Enemies of progress . i have seen you people's handiwork. so my phone was rendered useless for days ... shey somebody cannot joke with you again. You took my matter personal, and nobody even asked after me.

i have finally overcome...... i no follow anybody talk again ooo



i have vex.... angry shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: Police Brutality: NYSC Orders Removal Of Corps Member From Zamfara School by Phunkyposh(f): 8:43am On Mar 08, 2017
Insult upon injury................ DEbriefing ko parading ni
CareerRe: If You Could Try Out Any Job For One Week, What Job Would You Choose To Try? by Phunkyposh(f): 8:38am On Mar 08, 2017
agrovick:
Omo Akin ni mi, shey its to organize banquets and travel grin



Tell me more
you need to go and ask the husband of Ellen Johnson Sirleaf (Liberian President)
CareerRe: If You Could Try Out Any Job For One Week, What Job Would You Choose To Try? by Phunkyposh(f): 5:20pm On Mar 07, 2017
agrovick:
I will be her husband gringrin
Are you up to the task >>>>




The road to success is not gold plated
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 4:34pm On Mar 07, 2017
Philgbeee:
Use to hide from your lashing grin
But not anymore as Segunk1 has already come to my rescue.
Na my phone screen dey hide me of.. As the calibration just dey malfunction
o ma se, sell it and use the money to buy new screen........,,.................That was on a lighter note

Segunk1 ...... You see what you haff cause





WEH DONE SIR in falz sir
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 8:35am On Mar 07, 2017
Philgbeee:
Morning.. Hope we are having fun and the same time getting informed. I miss this family
Cc:phunkyposh
Segunk1
Chriswazo
Bashnigga
Knacker
Tpresh
yea, keeping up well


where are you hiding
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 8:33am On Mar 07, 2017
mandibeauty:
We all miss u
thanks hun
CareerRe: If You Could Try Out Any Job For One Week, What Job Would You Choose To Try? by Phunkyposh(f): 7:39am On Mar 07, 2017
POTUS.........................President of The United State of America

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