NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 11:46am On Mar 22, 2017 |
Awwh , thanks love . i appreciate it. GReater heights in Jesus name. You all are invited for mine too ...Touchdown Ekiti  mandibeauty: Chriswazo, knacker, segunk1, Angelswt, phunkyposh, genea, christly99, cutestcuty84, Mustack, khadijamasud, Philgbeee, Tobijoshua, mrletsgo, iamwizzle, marianawo, uzeba, mrletsgo, spackle4u, bashnigga, mexyz, bussieboi, habby03, lindabell, aliyu333, genea, christly99, cutestcuty84, Gentlelord, kenesth93, Funkeshuga Posimii, FunnyDude, pope10 and others are invited to the convocation ceremony on Friday 24th of March at convocation Arena, Uniport. Reception follows at no 25 iriata Street, rumuolumeni, port Harcourt, Rivers State. Cheers!!! |
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by Phunkyposh(f): 9:30am On Mar 22, 2017 |
creppy sexybbstar: 1. Husband kills his wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping. The weird thing was that kid didn't ask 4 his mom even 3 days after she went missing. Father:" Is there something that you want to ask me ? " Kid : "I just wonder, why mom is always standing BEHIND YOU . .
2. I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.
3. The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.
4. In all of the time that I've lived alone in this house, I swear to God I've closed more doors than I've opened.
5. A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up & started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room & said "I heard that, too."
6. My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.
7. I always thought my cat had a staring problem. she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.
8. There's nothing like the laughter of a baby. Unless it's 1 a.m. & you're home alone.
9. I begin tucking him into bed & he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement & see him.. another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."
10. You get home, tired after a long day's work & ready for a relaxing night alone. You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.
11. There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone. |
Science/Technology › Re: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by Phunkyposh(f): 4:24pm On Mar 20, 2017 |
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Science/Technology › Re: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by Phunkyposh(f): 7:55am On Mar 18, 2017 |
Codes151: which handle See this babe o...lol Twitter! I surprised |
Career › Re: Help! How Do I Become A Pilot? by Phunkyposh(f): 7:54am On Mar 18, 2017 |
LOSKYXANDER: That's a fat lie!!!! contact lenses are accepted when needed You should read my post again |
Career › Re: Help! How Do I Become A Pilot? by Phunkyposh(f): 5:54pm On Mar 17, 2017 |
smartty68: What if the person eyeside no too good, him no fit use lens. I stand to be corrected too  You mean Eyesight?? I'm yet to see a pilot using glasses |
Science/Technology › Re: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by Phunkyposh(f): 5:52pm On Mar 17, 2017 |
[quote author=Codes151 post=54685092]ok!! Lemme know wen the thing go well.. I liked u on twitter so notify me anytime better dey[/quote ] huh, how did you get my handle.... |
Science/Technology › Re: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by Phunkyposh(f): 5:27pm On Mar 17, 2017 |
Codes151: how u enjoying the site?? Maybe am just lazy cuz I just closed it after 10minutes of going through it i only registered , i will do more exploring later |
Career › Re: Help! How Do I Become A Pilot? by Phunkyposh(f): 5:10pm On Mar 17, 2017 |
One thing i know is you must have a very good eyesight ,be an AA and be perfectly OK healthwise. I stand to be corrected. |
Science/Technology › Re: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by Phunkyposh(f): 5:07pm On Mar 17, 2017 |
OmerianConsult: Visit digitalskills.withgoogle.com
I missed the free live training in Ikeja last year but took the online version this month. It is loaded! Many thanks |
Crime › Re: My Father Gives Me N500 Each Time He Sleeps With Me, 15-yr-old Reveals by Phunkyposh(f): 11:40am On Mar 17, 2017 |
Incest !!!! someone needs to flog that paedophile of a father. He is a disgrace to fatherhood. Shameless and disgraceful acts  |
Science/Technology › Re: Google Empowers 500,000 Nigerians, Government Keen On Digital Economy by Phunkyposh(f): 11:30am On Mar 17, 2017 |
junduphat: This is for Real! I am happy to be one of the beneficaries of this unique Digital Knowledge from the Grand Masters of Online Marketing Technology. How did you apply? |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:44am On Mar 17, 2017 |
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Crime › Re: Lamidi Oyiekehi Opozuehi's House Demolished In Kogi. PICS by Phunkyposh(f): 4:11pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 2:21pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Segunk1, i want coldstone ice cream, three scoops only and debonair's pizza. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 6:50pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
segunk1: Oya coman sit near me  Hope you have ice-cream........ |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:07am On Mar 15, 2017 |
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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:07am On Mar 15, 2017 |
davide470: Go and sell your phone  i will when you send the new one |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are You Really Qualified For The Job? by Phunkyposh(f): 8:22am On Mar 15, 2017 |
This is very Inspiring, Op the sky is just your starting point. UP you go...... All the wayhigh...... See you there |
Career › Re: If You Could Try Out Any Job For One Week, What Job Would You Choose To Try? by Phunkyposh(f): 4:09pm On Mar 14, 2017 |
agrovick: It's like I'm not doing again, all these wahala because I want to be the husband of POTUS?
On a serious note, what's the rationale behind wanting to become POTUS? lots |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 3:39pm On Mar 14, 2017 |
Philgbeee: Abeg no vex.. Baby baby don vex*in Jennifer's voice come and take coke  |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 3:38pm On Mar 14, 2017 |
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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 2:20pm On Mar 14, 2017 |
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NYSC › Re: Police Brutality: NYSC Orders Removal Of Corps Member From Zamfara School by Phunkyposh(f): 8:43am On Mar 08, 2017 |
Insult upon injury................ DEbriefing ko parading ni |
Career › Re: If You Could Try Out Any Job For One Week, What Job Would You Choose To Try? by Phunkyposh(f): 8:38am On Mar 08, 2017 |
agrovick: Omo Akin ni mi, shey its to organize banquets and travel 
Tell me more you need to go and ask the husband of Ellen Johnson Sirleaf (Liberian President) |
Career › Re: If You Could Try Out Any Job For One Week, What Job Would You Choose To Try? by Phunkyposh(f): 5:20pm On Mar 07, 2017 |
agrovick: I will be her husband   Are you up to the task >>>> The road to success is not gold plated |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 4:34pm On Mar 07, 2017 |
Philgbeee: Use to hide from your lashing  But not anymore as Segunk1 has already come to my rescue. Na my phone screen dey hide me of.. As the calibration just dey malfunction o ma se, sell it and use the money to buy new screen........,,................. That was on a lighter noteSegunk1 ...... You see what you haff cause WEH DONE SIR in falz sir |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 8:35am On Mar 07, 2017 |
Philgbeee: Morning.. Hope we are having fun and the same time getting informed. I miss this family Cc:phunkyposh Segunk1 Chriswazo Bashnigga Knacker Tpresh yea, keeping up well where are you hiding |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 8:33am On Mar 07, 2017 |
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Career › Re: If You Could Try Out Any Job For One Week, What Job Would You Choose To Try? by Phunkyposh(f): 7:39am On Mar 07, 2017 |
POTUS.........................President of The United State of America |