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NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 6:51pm On Apr 19, 2017
CuteCeo:
Abeg where around Egbeda, shasha, or idimu can one register
Take a bus to college bus stop.... You should see
EducationRe: 10 Common Words Nigerians Use Everyday That Don't Exist by Phunkyposh(f): 10:34am On Apr 19, 2017
Flashing should be referred to as Beeping
PoliticsRe: Kiki Osinbajo Stunning Makeup Photos by Phunkyposh(f): 10:03am On Apr 19, 2017
Beautiful lady.... For those who care to know....Her Dad ain't an AGO.....We are also permitted to af=dorn ourselves as christian which must be done in moderation. nothing mega
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Top 4 Tips To Keep You Motivated During Job Search by Phunkyposh(f): 9:59am On Apr 19, 2017
Ladebomehin4891
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:55am On Apr 19, 2017
Gentlelord:
Congratulations dearie
Merci
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:54am On Apr 19, 2017
sparkle4u:
Congratulations oo cheesy

We rove you in jenifa's voice
Bae grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:53am On Apr 19, 2017
Bashnigga:
Awwwwn!!! That's great news bae, congratulations & welcome back cheesy cheesy
In Sege's voice " I haff mizz u zo mush " kizzessz kiss kiss
Bash A grin grin grin
you gat it...........Bash missssssssssssss u plenty
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:52am On Apr 19, 2017
iamwizzle:
Congratulations dear...camp zero loading


Hope uv learnt d python dance grin grin grin
please whats that
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:52am On Apr 19, 2017
knacker:
congrats beh beh
I know ur joy is boundless now
winks...... hope you are good
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:51am On Apr 19, 2017
christly99:
Congrats sweetie
Thanks hun
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:49am On Apr 19, 2017
[quote author=sparkle4u post=55697824][/quote]grin grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 9:48am On Apr 19, 2017
[quote author=segunk1 post=55684671]Welcome back @phunkyposh n lindabell.
Christly99 n my cutestcuty84 congrats to y'all.

Thanks brotherly............. what have i missed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Phunkyposh(f): 4:32pm On Apr 18, 2017
debbie:
Job Title: HUMAN RESOURCES OFFICER
Location: Lagos Island
An HR Officer is required in an investment firm located on the island.
Requirements and Experience.
• HND or BA in Economics, Social Administration, Human Resources Management or any related course
• Must have completed NYSC.
• A Chartered Personnel Manager (CIPM) is an added advantage.
• Minimum 3 years’ experience.
Application:
Interested candidates should forward their CVs to recruitment_hr17@outlook.com using HR Officer as the subject of the email.


Ladebomehin4891
LiteratureRe: The Most Memorable Book You Read by Phunkyposh(f): 12:56pm On Apr 18, 2017
blacktallest:
Lol....I think the last time I picked up a James Patterson was in 2015. But I still keep them. You never know when you want to reread. Besides, reading relaxes me
True..... I just saw this. Good to hear from you
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NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 12:53pm On Apr 18, 2017
iamwizzle:
So finally my name is out...after all d wait...greetings to Chriswazo,segunk1,angelswt,philgbeee,phunkyposh,preciousify,bussieboi,mustack,mandibeauty,zinnychy,ardeypearlz,knacker,sparkle4u,cutestcuty84,christly99 et al...hope u guyz bin good and av also seen Ur names...
congrats
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 12:51pm On Apr 18, 2017
segunk1:
scratching my head.... Errrmmm ehn what af now happenhuh Is notin now, lemme pass.
grin
scratch am well
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 12:00pm On Apr 18, 2017
Bash A.... sorry Batch A.......................YAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY. goood to go


Eyin Temi

Chriswazo, knacker, segunk1,Bashnigga,, Angelswt, genea, christly99, cutestcuty84, Mustack, khadijamasud, Philgbeee, Tobijoshua, mrletsgo, iamwizzle, marianawo, uzeba, mrletsgo, spackle4u, bashnigga, mexyz, bussieboi, habby03, lindabell, aliyu333, genea, christly99, cutestcuty84, Gentlelord, kenesth93, Funkeshuga Posimii, FunnyDude, pope10...... alll roll call unsummoned


i found my name in the book of life NYSC. grin grin ;Dmany thanks for the check ups.......
i will reply all mentions shortly. knacker, segunk1, Bashnigga...chriswazo, my fellow queens ........I appreciate your concerns so much..


kizzesssz in jenifa's voice cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 11:54am On Apr 18, 2017
segunk1:
Mustack how ur package nowhuh Are u in with ushuh

Pls who has seen uzeba phunkyposh and funkeshugahuh
hey, i am here......... happy easter
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Phunkyposh(f): 11:31am On Apr 18, 2017
sparkle4u:
Congratulations Gentlelord, may your reign not bring adjustment of time table again, may those looking for their name in nysc portal see theirs, and may your reign bring peace and unity to this great family. grin grin
aseeeeeeeeeeeee... i miss you all
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sample Cover Letter That Should Land You That Job by Phunkyposh(f): 10:02am On Apr 18, 2017
dilini:
A good cover letter that can be sent alongside your Resume/CV that should get the recruiters/interviewers reeling in astonishment. It should get them giving you a nodding approval to your next job

Please save for future reference

"Dear Hiring Manager

Please find enclosed my resume in response to your advertisement for the post of a (position applied for).

As a skilled (state your current job position) I am looking for exactly this sort of position, with a reputable company like yours, where my abilities will not only be recognized but also rewarded.

After reading the job description I am very confident that I can make an immediate and significant contribution to your company’s operations, and able to manage multiple priorities at the same time, all of thes makes me believe that I would be a strong candidate for your vacancy.

Please refer to the accompanying CV for more detailed information regarding my abilities and skill sets.

If this brief account of my competencies intrigues you enough to invite me for an interview please contact me at your earliest convenience.

Yours sincerely,
(Your Full Names)"
Ladebomehin4891
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sample Cover Letter That Should Land You That Job by Phunkyposh(f): 10:01am On Apr 18, 2017
dilini:
Employee Rights From Employers Under Labor Laws

It is important that we know our rights as employees. This article will guide you and give insights into what our entitlements are and what our employers are obligated to perform as their duty.

Perhaps you are just starting out on a new job and you have just resumed or you have been serving your employer for months or years now and you don't know what the law compels them to do for their employees, this list would help you.

I was ignorant about some of these things as a young graduate but now I know better. If after your months salary has been paid you noticed some deductions then meet with your HR for clarifications. Judge the environment before engaging the HR. Be smart.

List of things your employer owes you can be find below :




1) Your employer owes you a contract letter. This is a letter containing the terms of service, remuneration and other conditions that you have to consider before signing.

2) Your employer owes you a hand book. This is very important for you to understand the vision, mission, values, culture, the dos and don'ts of your company. Usually, no action should be taken against you without the handbook. It's like the constitution.

3) Pensions contribution . A monthly payment which is deducted from your account and added too from your employer to be paid into your account. This you must receive alert every month. Usually, it's from 7.5% above depending on your industry.

4) Health insurance . Your employer is required by law to get you a health insurance cover. The insurance is for basic health and in some cases pregnancy and surgery depending on your level. There is bronze, silver, gold etc. Usually, you should have a health card.

5) Tax card. Taxes are being deducted from your account monthly and credited into the tax commission of your state monthly. This is what shows you as a good citizen who pays his taxes. Usually, there is a tax card and it's very important if you want to transact with the government.

6) Mortgage contribution card. This is usually being deducted from your account monthly and paid into the FG account. You are entitled to a mortgage contribution card which serves as an evidence for when the opportunity for a housing scheme comes. It also helps to get you housing loans from government.

7) You are also entitled to a yearly 20 working days leave which could be used at the discretion of your line manager or company.

8. Your company owes you an ID card. Very important. This is what shows that you are associated with your organization.

9) Your employer by law has to provide you a conducive environment which is not only safe but good for your mental health void of abuse and harassment.

10) Lastly, your employer owes you your monthly salary.

This list is by no means exhaustive but for those who don't know, I hope I am able to help a little.
ladebomehin4891
CelebritiesRe: Omawumi Celebrates Her 35th Birthday Today by Phunkyposh(f): 8:16am On Apr 13, 2017
happy birthday wonder woman.... keep shinning
PoliticsRe: Photos Of The Money Uncovered By EFCC In Ikoyi, Lagos by Phunkyposh(f): 8:11am On Apr 13, 2017
why cant we all grow up. some people will be taking sides. insulting themselves and pointing fingers over the money as if that the way forward. There is enough noise in Nigeria already. Please keep mute and lets hear reasonable things.
CelebritiesRe: Soma To Efe: "You Never Even Start To Chop The 25m, Your Face Don Dey Fat" by Phunkyposh(f): 4:30pm On Apr 11, 2017
Soma's nice dentition is all I see
CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija: Television As Madness By Reuben Abati by Phunkyposh(f): 2:12pm On Apr 11, 2017
winkmart:
What a relief! So, the Big Brother Naija reality television programme is finally over. It ended Sunday evening with 23-year old Efe Michael Ejemba, University of Jos graduate of Economics and singer winning the N25 million + SUV at stake, with 57.6% of the votes from over 24 million voters across Africa. Warri, where Efe’s family lives, erupted in excitement.

At the Multichoice viewing centre in Ikeja, Lagos, where Katung Aduwak took charge so brilliantly, there was a similar eruption of incandescent joy. I was relieved because for about 70 days, the Big Brother Naija show was a big distraction, crass capitalism at its most cynical edge, a source of unmanageable madness in homes and on the streets. Now that it is over, it is time for some honest frank talk for the attention of all stakeholders involved.

Let me start with the lessons, on a positive note, before delivering the blows. Lesson one: In a very instructive manner, the Big Brother Naija reality television show promoted the ideas of choice and people power at the heart of democracy. Televised across Africa, the viewers had the final say in determining who stayed in the house or left during eviction moments on Sundays. The votes were collated, audited and confirmed by Deloitte, a firm of auditors and thus, the viewer as the voter determined the outcomes.

In that regard, a reality show of that sort promoted a consciousness of democracy, choice and influence and it further explained why the people from Nigeria to Cape Agulhas all the way up to the Mediterranean sea took fierce ownership of the programme. In a continent where power is the ultimate aphrodisiac and every access to power, fame and influence is seen as an opportunity to oppress and demean, whatever is done to promote a consciousness of choice and the civil society is laudable. Multichoice, thanks.

Lesson Two: in every business concept, perseverance pays. Multichoice has been running its Big Brother Naija and Big Brother Africa concepts for a number of years. Apparently, this year’s Big Brother Naija has been the most impactful, the most profitable and probably also, the most exciting. In one week, over 11 million persons voted to determine the eviction. In the final week of the programme, over 24 million persons voted – that is more than the total number of persons who voted in the Nigerian Presidential election in 2015. This year, Multichoice has made more money from the Big Brother franchise than it has ever done.

The programme was sponsored by PayPorte, and with all the voting, and the money spent on recharge cards, Big Brother and Multichoice are the biggest winners. In the end, it is all about business and profit. Everybody has been used. In business, once you have a good, attractive product and you can capture the market, you can fool everybody and make profit. Multichoice, weh done - in Falz, the bad guy’s voice.

Lesson three: humility pays. At the end of the day, in the last week of the programme, the decision by the viewing public was a moral, sentimental one. The biggest star of the programme was, I don’t know what you think, TBOSS (real name: Tokunbo Idowu), half Nigerian, half-Romanian. She dominated the space with her Jezebelic antics, even got some of the male participants ousted by entrapping and outsmarting them with her sexual wiles.

She projected herself as a sex object, the ultimate manipulator, the champion Delilah of the Big Brother Africa series. She even made a joke of the entire Big Brother concept by saying she didn’t need the money and if she won, she would spend it in two weeks to pay off debts, and in any case, she had men hitting on her, offering to take her on a ride in their private jets. She played the role of a female barracuda.
Given her looks and talents, she would have been a perfect winner.

She would have looked good on the billboards. But she lost because of her arrogance. Attitude is everything: this is the lesson of TBOSS’s disgrace and humiliation. When she was sent out of the House as the second runner up, the viewing centre in Ikeja, Lagos, including Kemen whose nemesis she was, danced in joy. “They are taunting me?” she asked Ebuka, the anchor. No, sweetheart, they were making a far more serious statement about you. The melodramatic ending of Big Brother Naija 2017 is its only redeeming outcome.

Bisola, the first runner up does not even have a degree but she showed talent and resolve, even if her whorish flirtation with Thin Tall Tony is so cheap and self-denigrating. Her One-Nigeria consolation prize is something big she should take seriously. Efe won because of his humility. He is considered the poorest and the most needy of the contestants. Patrons of the programme chose to vote for the contestant who looked and sounded like he would need the money and the opportunity. They gave him a chance in life, although the organizers must ensure that going forward, the show does not become a poverty alleviation scheme.

Bisola came second because she too looked like she needed help. Debbie Rise and Marvis also made the finals, but that was meant to be a great compliment to their good conduct, but they didn’t have enough support to make it to the top. TBOSS is the main star who lost. I hope she was taken out of South Africa with a private jet or maybe a submarine! Beauty is not everything, baby.

Lesson four: Marketing helps. Branding is everything. Propaganda is profitable. Packaging is nice. Big Brother Naija is nothing but marketing, branding, propaganda, and packaging. A reality show is supposed to be nothing but reality, virtual reality as it happens, but let no one deceive you, everything that happened in the 70 days of BBNaija was packaged, marketed, carefully branded and manipulated. Ebuka, the Big Brother, thumbs up, the scenic designers, kudos, the content developers, three hearty cheers, Multichoice, you guys are the smartest capitalists around, well done! The finale was a bit overdone though, dragged out, over-delayed.

Tiwa Savage (hey baby, watch that growing fat around your waist and thigh), Tuface (thanks TuBaba but next time tell Annie to twerk for us- what was that!). In all, the power of television was well advertised.
Now the hard knocks: I rate the theatre high but I consider the whole show a sham, a 419 manipulative effort by a corporate agency, long overdue for an ethical review and scrutiny, a bad influence on corporate ethics. The owners of the programme are just a bunch of insultive, manipulative and exploitative capitalists, feeding on public need for distraction and the negligence of the authorities. Big Brother Naija 2017 is something that should never happen again in the shape we have seen. If Multichoice as a corporate investor wants to make a contribution to Nigeria, it must find ways of doing so in more meaningful forms.

Reality shows have become an established form on television, but whereas there are reality shows that promote talent, music, human capability and genius, enhanced relationships, and intellect, Multichoice, through its Big Brother Naija and Big Brother Africa franchises seems committed to the promotion of base values, chiefly adultery, prostitution, love of money, nudity and sex. What just ended as Big Brother Naija 2017 was nothing other than the corralling of some human beings into a zoo, pressured to behave like nothing but animals. The organizers made money devaluing other human beings.

Multichoice and Payporte, the sponsors, turned alcohol and pornography into legitimate sport.
TBOSS and the other girls kissed and got groped by the boys on live television putting their upbringing to shame. TBOSS, who claimed she didn’t need the money even exposed her breasts on live television more than once. I have seen better breasts TBOSS. I am not too sure those private jet owners will be excited by your fluffy, South-looking, slightly bigger than mangoes breasts. If the same men see bigger assets, I mean, those interesting Ojiakor-like ones that look like papayas, pineapples and watermelons, they will not send private jets, they will deploy submarines and fighter jets!

And that ‘s why you got N500k in the end, way back behind Bisola with her hard facial features, and Efe whose victory is based on poverty logistics and appeal. But I have no doubt that TBOSS will end up doing better in the larger, outside market than the other finalists, because even those who did not vote for her, know in their hearts that she represents the message of the programme.

It is a wrong message and that is why Big Brother Naija drew more audience in Southern Nigeria than in the North. In the last week of the programme,, every town in Southern Nigeria was seized by the #BBNaija fever. Prayers were offered in churches for Efe. One lady threatened to commit suicide if Efe did not win. Another one said she would not stop crying until Efe won.

Nollywood stars declared support for housemates. There was Team Bisola, Team Efe, EfeNation, TBOSSNation, TeamDebbieRise (small), TeamMarvis (even smaller). There were public processions even in universities. We were told how to vote. Twitter was on fire. What I saw was nothing but sheer madness.

T-shirts were printed. One musician turned his personal car into a billboard. Nigeria became a mad house because of one reality television show. It looked like mass hypnotism at work.

But it should not be allowed to happen again. BBNaija should not be hosted and staged in South Africa as has been the case. Multichoice, Payporte and their partners made crazy money and got brand promotion off the back and sweat of Nigerians. Do the maths; we got peanuts in return. We were told BBNaija could not be staged in Nigeria due to electricity problems so the studio had to be in South Africa. And the Nigerian government looked the other way.

Wawu! All the billions that the South Africans are running away with, after giving our boy a Kia SUV and some N25m, who is going to collect the Value Added Tax on that? Nigeria or South Africa? See the real Gobbe! All the staff who worked on the programme with extremely marginal exception were South Africans. Where were the Nigerians? Abi, Lobatan oh.
The Nigerian government must assert itself. Nobody henceforth must brand anything involving primary production, Nigerian off Nigerian soil. We can’t get far by wearing made-in-Nigerian clothes on Mondays and Wednesdays, turning the country into an extension of Nollywood, but we can gain a lot by insisting that economic production and profit based on Nigerian talent and resource must have significant Nigerian content.

Congratulations Efe; the grace of God is forever sufficient, but sorry Nigeria.

Aliko Dangote at 60
Alhaji Aliko Dangote is 60 and understandably the entire country is busy paying tributes. He is the richest man in Africa, but more than that he is one of the most successful, forward-looking and resourceful entrepreneurs in the entire continent. He has investments and connections virtually everywhere.
I think a special remark should be made about his less known attribute - his humility and humanity. Aliko Dangote, for all those who have related with him closely, is a very humble man. His life is not driven by money, but belief in hardwork and the impact that he is able to make. He is helpful, supportive and kind, always believing he can make a difference. I offer a special testimony.

Many years ago, before the Abuja job, I used to visit Aliko at home, sometimes on my own and sometimes with my family. On one occasion, he gave my first son money as he saw us off to the door. It was that kind of money that caused a fight between father and son. My son wanted to hold on to it, and there I was insisting the boy must hand over the money because it was enough to pay his and his sibling’s school fees. The innocent boy said the money was for him. How could it have been for him? We resolved the fight, big fight, right there, with Aliko pretending not to notice.

On another occasion, Aliko asked if I had built a house and I told him I was building a house somewhere in Ajah. This was in 2006. He said we should go there. He jumped into my miserable Tokunbo car and followed me to the uncompleted building. He walked round the building and asked me what I wanted. He ended up giving me enough cement to complete the house and the money to paint it. He told me I should contact him if I wanted to build any other house, but after that other house, I stopped bothering him, because it was obvious the bricklayers knew cement was free, and they were busy taking advantage.

I went to Abuja to work. The true story of that job is best told by Aliko Dangote, Mr Alex Ibru, Rotimi Amaechi, Femi Otedola and Ojogbane Adegbe. They supported me as best as they could without interference. It was Oronto Douglas who made the phone call. One day, every story will be told. Thank you Alhaji, for being a friend and a brother. Thank you. May you see many more seasons.

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http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/04/bbnaija-television-as-madness-by-reuben.html

lalasticlala
I just love this man... he is a lord to the pen. I cheesy cheesy cheesy droll for his writings. I need to meet him to groom me
Christianity EtcRe: Don't You Think God Is A Partial God? by Phunkyposh(f): 8:26am On Apr 11, 2017
kaboninc:
You base this on the Bible.. .how about others who don't?
I really don't get your question . But as a child of God , his word is our guide. If we look deeply, we would know God is merciful.
if he takes record of our sins and evil ways , Who will stand?
Christianity EtcRe: Don't You Think God Is A Partial God? by Phunkyposh(f): 8:08am On Apr 11, 2017
He causes rain to fall on the wicked and the righteous. and sun to shine as well


Matt 5.45...
LiteratureRe: The Most Memorable Book You Read by Phunkyposh(f): 2:58pm On Apr 10, 2017
blacktallest:
cheesy
Yes I have ma'am. It is the continuation of the Kyle Craig " The mastermind " case. I have read virtually all his books. I think I have his PDF collection on my hard disk
Loyalists.. I have stopped reading novels for a while now..... my eyes gets all teary...

soft copies makes it worse..


In between you are black skinned like myself ma'am cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Very Funny Nigerian Memes That Will Make Your Day (photos) by Phunkyposh(f): 2:49pm On Apr 10, 2017
thanks...i had a good laugh
LiteratureRe: The Most Memorable Book You Read by Phunkyposh(f): 11:47am On Apr 10, 2017
blacktallest:
It was written by James Patterson ma'am
God bless you,

I was a fan of James Patterson Books that year.............. have you read "violets are blue"
CareerRe: How Much Was Your Very First Salary As A Graduate Or Non Graduate? by Phunkyposh(f): 11:19am On Apr 10, 2017
6k with SSCE for teaching in a primary school in 2009
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017 Winner Announcement & Grand Finale Thread by Phunkyposh(f): 9:37pm On Apr 09, 2017
FTBOY:
even my neighbour's dogs are barking right now. cheesy
Really, same here





Are you sure we don't stay in same neighborhood

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