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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 5:18pm On Jan 19, 2020
Oya post ya birth certificate...see me see dis Atlanta 96 Olympic pikin O!
Timileyin1234:

Who be ur children. Hope u no run comot from Yaba

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 11:55pm On Jan 18, 2020
...and most of dis yeye pipu calling us names, dey all bet on football O! Even bet on BBN house mates.
Y can't yall just mind ya biz nori olorun...

If i dey bar dey shack my bear and u bring out ya bet naija printout wey long like towel wetin be my own?? Na my moni??
I simply focus on my beer and enjoy watching d match. if u chop ur game gud 4 u... if u lose...shebi na ur moni.

Wetin be my own to dey preach bet naija pipu re liable to die yung...e consyn me??

Every man is free to choose, wat part dey wish to folo...e no consyn u.
U play futubol bet...i play mmm
Abeg dey ur dey, make i dey my dey, efribodi dey den dey.

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 11:43pm On Jan 18, 2020
D4donnn wetin i do u naa??...na only me u see??
Abi e ri olorun! Egbami

KALMARB oya bring dat olive oil ontop d shelf...and both of u bring ur head hia let me cast out dat demon called unecessary beef.


D4donnn:


Well done sir leave make he they form zzapo ambassador abi premier investor
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 11:33pm On Jan 18, 2020
Don't mention jawé my padi scooperjef...more wins in future.
Waka jeje my bro!

SCOOPERJEF:
God bless you too bro even though things didn't go as planned for us.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 11:32pm On Jan 18, 2020
Who dey pointing dis wan finger??
All dis shudren sef...ihan!

Wan day wan dey sha dey wi launch app wey go fit dey Launch Slap fron fone.

My finger ki u dia...schmeww!


Timileyin1234:

Who send to go buy am. No dey point finger for here
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 11:27pm On Jan 18, 2020
Did i lose tym??...E concyn u??

Oga i get 2 itel already wetin i wan take anoda wan do??

And speaking of system failure...i dont have an inside source, if i did i'd have posted their pics wit a bloody nose to satisfy all and sundry grin...anyways
I made that comment cause i took my time to understand d concept they tryna work out. If only they knew such won't work here dat easily. But like i said anyone who understands dat concept of dropshipping, should try it but set up a great system to make it work, and be smart in selecting those who u put on ur team, dont just give investment moni to some slowpoke who thinks, bringing one BBN house mate is all in all.

Y am i wasting my tym wit u sef??

D4donnn:


No offense but there’s nothing being smart about investing in a company and an offer , like this crap . It’s simply gambling , you didn’t loose your money but you most definitely lost the time you wasted and value you expected .

And you actually believe there was actually a phone omg , they there no go buy itel with that money grin they see imaginary zzapo system failure or are you speaking From information you got from a credible inside source grin
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 11:06pm On Jan 18, 2020
Oga Jung i taya O....see me see epistle Oooooo grin

Me i sha go talk my own...
Oya folo me dance Fela song small

�I no go gree
make my broda no see zzapo fone
Make i no taaaalk
La LaLa La La La��

Jung:



Everything you typed is Okoto meow meow.

Mouth like Razor blade on top beer money grin
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 10:59pm On Jan 18, 2020
Kallmerb Karllmerb,
Y bodi con dey peper u so??

Tnk paystack 4 what?? For doing their job?? Oga! Paystack has a standards, do ur research and learn abt about their modus operandi online...oh sorry, ur too lazy for dat....ok call someone u know at d company to school a bit...abi u no get airtym okwaya??

This is always my problem wit all of u 1995 set Naijans, u people will never take tym to read and comprehend...whr in my play play writeup did i tell u i am smarter?? Ihan!

Finaly, Kindly post ur evidence of the set of people who ordered 15 pieces of zzapo fone and lost over 100k.
Oga! i don't deal with "dey sey den sey"...there is a term in my line of profession (when u must prove a fact) it goes like this: "SHOW ME". now let me add my own ending..."OR GeriF∆€Karaherenikor"

Kallmerb:
rather than writing rubbish you should be thanking paystack ok.. Some people lost over 100k on this ordering over 15 pieces at their store.. U were not the smarter only lucky that the payment medium had helped ... Assuming paystack claim they made payment what will you do..

Thank your God.. This is not a calculated risk or wise business decision.. Its a matter of greed and bad thinking

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 10:42pm On Jan 18, 2020
D4donn,
I wont insult u...
I was at the zzapo office sometime ago during the promo and i did saw people paying directly and getting reciepts of payment, so i won't argue that fact.
Also, i saw the fone with my two korokoro eyes and i took it from the only male attendant i met and browsed it for a while (u may read my earlier post on dat). I saw d phone and loved it shikina.

Now to all those who Paid directly at Zzapo office, i have one quote to share with you...

"I NEVER LOSE, I EITHER WIN OR I LEARN"
- Mandiba

Next time "READ BETWEEN THE LINES"...and if ur guts says go, by all mean go ahead.

If you win, celebrate ur win if u lose, learn ur lessons and move on with ur life, there will come more oppurtunities for future wins. ECCLECIASTES 7:14

"Verily, with every difficulty there is relief. Verily, with every difficulty there is relief." THE HOLY QURAN Chapter 94, Verse 5–6.

Sincerely i prefered to have the fone than the money...Fπ€K the money.
But if i still need the damn fone, at least i know whr to get it.

D4donnn:


I still remember this when your evident gullibility was still running haywire , but lo and behold you’re still acting tough now that all ye cynics , we got our money back we’ll you should thank your lucky stars , but what I wanna ask what about those persons that paid directly to zzapo that have no remote possibility of a refund , no body cares about you or your actions , this was a scam and it reeked of it right from the start any intelligent person could have deciphered it , but no o , the so called cynics we are only interested to see you people make losses , like I no get better thing to do with my time and life . I just pity the persons who paid directly to zzapo , because from all I see y’all are just concerned about yourselves , best wishes though , muchias gracias

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 6:02pm On Jan 16, 2020
Ladies and gentlemen... well wishers, Cynics and silent observers...all protocols observed.

At dis juncture i wish to officially anounce my exit from d race of the long awaited ZZAPO Mobile phone.

Paystack refunded all of my money as it has been making refunds to other Zzapo clients.

No victor No Vanquished...but to all u yeye cynics out there...NTOI.
Y'all hope we were gonna lose, but shame on Y'all we made no loses. Paystack was involved and if there was any breach in the agreed mode of order fulfillment by the initiative all funds will be sent back to the customers. Una sidon their dey make yeye noise...always read between the lines. I'll jump into a crocodile infested river...cause the crocs all have their mouths jammed lock, u couldnt see it cause u wont stay calm enough to read btw d lines. Shior.

Guys, Be smart, be calculated...don't be afraid of taking risks and fear no loss.

If Zzapo got their systems correct we coulda got all our devices without issues.
It was just a simple international drop shipping biz model dat they were to idiotic to get right. Something teenagers are running in d u.s with ease.

If ur smart, tech savy, entreprenure driven and have some money, i'll advice u to try dis same model, its tried and workable as long as u got a very good biz system in place. Its not just about using BBN house mates or some Comedian all dat is waste of money. A lot of Naijans purchase stuffs from the chines market place and wait even more than 20days for their stuff to arrive.

That indian guy simply had d wrong Nigerian as a biz partner and now they've lost money.

One lesson i draw out here is Dis..."Surround urself with wise people and folks who will pick up their phones even wen business goes burst”

Bye guys and see Y'all on another thread...i love u y'all and don't ever think i'll insult u, life is too short for dat s#!+. God bless y'all

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 9:41am On Jan 03, 2020
Dis guy like jagajaga argument sha...
D4donnn:


I did and , commenting on a phone that has no direct connection to you falls withing the parameters , they here they reply everybody...
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 4:01am On Jan 03, 2020
Mostblessed! Correct guy...Oya send me ya address make dem deliver ya origin and alomo in 21days. grin
MostBlessedOne:
oga mi, abeg just give me one cold bottle of orijin with one small alomo to join am
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 1:46pm On Dec 31, 2019
Choi....so some people we ki densef ontop of zzapo fone. grin grin grin
johnshagb:


correction : Some of the people that lost money committed suicide. That's the kind of event i'm hoping people avoid. Not hating on anybody

PEACE

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 1:40pm On Dec 31, 2019
Come...who u dey support?? Choose a side sharpaly
saint2ace:


It's unbelievable but unfortunately becoming a trend, even with the most religious of us. We have people dying every day in our country, some even in our families and we act unconcerned. But let a popular idiot die abroad and we flood our social media pages with enconiums to someone we don't even know and who doesn't care if we live or die.

Nigeria my motherland I hail thee, let the pains and the tears of our heroes past not be in vain.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 1:38pm On Dec 31, 2019
Countdown has began since after 21days...so ur still leading...by how many days sef?? Congratulations so far sha! Wetin u dey drink make den dey serve u dey go??
MostBlessedOne:
no wahala bro...make we see we go tell the other person "Ntoi" at last.

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 1:36pm On Dec 31, 2019
Eheheh...torrylekeplasas. When u learn some truth u go sabi d right person to handcuff. Moral decadence ko, moni decadeup niii...schmeww!
johnshagb:


Calm down my brother. You are hailing someone who cashed out on a fraudulent scheme? Same scheme that rendered a lot homeless, depressed, indebted and even death? . How low can the moral decadence go in this country?

Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 1:30pm On Dec 31, 2019
Who's attacking who...i carey nife con ya haus okwaya?? I simply said mind ya biznes oga shoboleyoke
D4donnn:


Ok o after the insult somebody rained on me I've learnt to mind my biz on nl , oga file your complaint , I'm even scared to say I wish you success . I'm going to comment on what I like , and when I like though , you preordered for the phone does not give you exclusivity or one kind right over and above persons when use simple logic decipher for theirselves say this is a bogus offer . Channel your energy face zzapo , no they attack people , we no they there when you place your order
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 2:09pm On Dec 30, 2019
According to the story ..
"But while many customers got their phones, Ringing Bells is accused of not fulfilling all of its orders."

williams2600:
This isn't the First time they are doing this sorry guys

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-asia-india-39074037
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 1:51pm On Dec 30, 2019
Oga park well...during d mmm affair 16yr old girls were busy cashing out 6figures monthly; across 24months and posting testimonial videos in terrible english. Ur free to lounge in ur comfort zone and cuddle ur analysis paralysis...Mr gramaticoligynisationalism; until oppurtunities wave u gud bye.
johnshagb:
The hope of people who purchased this device is akin to the hope of those who invested in mmm after it crashed. Story upon story. They even claimed the govt was responsible for the crash... Lol.. Living in denial grin grin

You better move on, you guys were just gullible


Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 1:47pm On Dec 30, 2019
Correct guy, i like honest people. I hope i'll be d one to do u "NTOI" at d end. tongue grin
MostBlessedOne:
I didn't order for this phone, but I'm following this zzapo ish very keenly. Whatever happens at the end, I know I'll e%ither be happy or sad. Happy if it finally turns out to be a scam ( I go talk say my ancestors really like me, na why Dem no allow me order the phone), and I'll be the first to gloat...lol
If however zzapo finally come through, and deliver the phone to everyone who ordered, I'll be very sad I didn't order for it too (I'll blame my ancestors for not allowing me get the phone).

Anyway, we die here!..make we see wetin go happen.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 1:22pm On Dec 30, 2019
Developed or not, shit happens allover the world...each customer purchased at own descretion. There was a caveat and we agreed to it. If they do not meet up to their promise it is left to us who "Paid" for the product to file complains. If u didn't make a purchase, simply keep ur mouth shut, mind ur own biz and stop trying to play baby sitter...we no beg una 4 yeye analysis.

D4donnn:


Bro sorry to say this but this is more like a gamble , it can't be called a calculated risk , can I ask a simple question , can this be done in a developed country on such a scale . I pray y'all get your phones or get your money refunded but from what I see it's maybe those who paid using paystack that has a shot at the later I pity the thousands who paid using direct bank transfer. God bless

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 9:02pm On Dec 28, 2019
Don't conclude yet!
Nice202:
Last Last all na scam

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 8:59pm On Dec 28, 2019
Ur using style style 2 laff at us okwaya?? angry
Umarzy:
Zzapo zzapo grin

I honestly don't want to believe guys have been scammed. I wanted to order initially, but had to change my mind. They probably didn't prepared well, and they rushed in like that.

Best of luck guys!!!

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 6:28pm On Dec 28, 2019
S/he should do the revew here...why create another thread??�
itzzkhaliii:
Finally the waiting will soon end someone received his guys check out this thread
www-nairaland-com.0.i.org/5603226/received-zzapo-phone?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597">https://https-www-nairaland-com.0.i.org/5603226/received-zzapo-phone?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597%3BAfpZe086LsnPLo4U
My own prayer be say may one good Samaritan discard his own old phone for me to manage.my tecnoAl86 na 2G even to browse na wahala,pls someone should help me out. thanks in advance
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 6:20pm On Dec 28, 2019
The device is being delivered already according to this dude...i'm yet to verify tho. Until i get the chance to speak with d dude and probably site the device with those who got theirs.
If u did get urs already post here and save guys some hbp smiley

Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 9:01pm On Dec 26, 2019
Did u get this in ur email??

ribbit:
look at the mail I got from these people
cc:
ogasman: pidginenglish chicksman9



We are extremely sorry for delaying the deliveries. As you have paid online from our website and we promised deliver your products within 21 working days. But, unfortunately the payment you have done through Paystack has not been delivered to us yet. In this circumstances, we are unable to pay for the shipments in time. So, we appologize again for this mess. We trying hard to get the payments you have made on our behalf and do the deliveries.

Regards,

Team Zzapo





look at the maximum fuckery
im guessing paystack held payment cos they smelled foul play.

awon ole.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 10:40am On Dec 25, 2019
LoL...Na Joke i dey, No vex....One Love

Onnasucs1:
you dey mad grin grin grin
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Shocking!!! New Zzapo Phone 4GB RAM+64GB Storage @ 8k. by pidginenglish(m): 12:55pm On Dec 23, 2019
Sell ur phone and book another ZZAPO...it will arrive in another 21days
Onnasucs1:
both sites are not working on my phone

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