₦airaland Forum

Addicted2Women:
Religion is fake.

Church is fake.

Jesus Christ is fake.

Mohammed is fake.

Hell is fake.

Heaven is fake.

When was Jesus Christ born ??
Was there any camera during his existence ??

How do you come up with the picture of an insane man dressed in White and red robe, who was born 6 million years ago when there was no camera and tell me this is Jesus Christ.

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

Your mumu na "follow come".

DaBullIT:
Continue to dwell for you mumu world

I say your mumu long ni be here. My mumu start where your wisdom stop.

DaBullIT:
Each sentence I write weigh pass the literal meaning wetin I talk be say dem never destroy GEJ because he don go negotiate make dem no feature am for this season film


But as you no get sense you no go know

Bros na your mummu big pass jupiter. Wetin different from wetin I talk? Gej carry people go beg buhari, hw e sound for your gongoni head??

anonimi:
......just like they did in 2011, to honour his promise of baboons & monkeys soaked in blood, when their local prophet FAILED again to pass our RECRUITMENT interview.



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It is fresh still in our memory, except the zombies.

DaBullIT:
buy one get two promo running on konga, get you self some sense


No be Una dey talk say GEJ na saint?


OK you even know say GEJ carry people go meet Buhari? You no know na



Most importantly GEJ cannot fit commot for Nigeria now DSS go gbab am

So if I steal finish carry people go meet buhari I don dey justified? Na u really need that promo sense, because your mummu long well well.

olatunji21:
We love him that much for a Reason...

U don't have choice Mr robot. A robot will always be a robot. Stop the "we love him" deception.

The robotic almajjiri supporters of buhari will not only reply u verbally or in writting, they will go bombing(suicidal) if u attack buhari.

Jonathan is in otuoke, bayelsa state, he is not in jupiter. When are u going to invite him? This ranting about jonathan is not what we ought to hear at the moment, we want to hear how he was invited by efcc and interrogated.

Macallon:
We always make noise in this country. We are gradually loosing grip of everything from economy to movies to comedy to music. shame

We will continue like that until buhari leaves office. It is not a course but am stating the obvious.

Where are the legs of this baby?

Picture no dey "lai". The woman sef dey loyal for okonja not the other way round.

Any prophercy about buharis certificate?

nnamdiokere45:
I wish I cld summon courage

U need to bro. It is not easy, but one have to man up and do it.

PassingShot:
EFCC is busy with corruption cases that took place at federal level. Let each state prosecute their state's treasury looters. It's five months since Wike vowed to implement report of his panel on Amaechi, what is stopping him since?

Modified*
Too many mentions sef. So, without EFCC, Rivers state government cannot prosecute corruption allegations especially when the governor has a white paper it says indict Amaechi?

For all I care, Amaechi may have engaged in corrupt practices but what has stopped Wike's govt from initiating a prosecution in any court?

Mr mouth stop spewing balderdash. U can never justify your earlier comment. U posted like one who is high on pig blood.

The said ex-presidential candidate must be high on pig oil. Where was he when lie muhammed was insulting GEJ around?

God bless the womb that begot this one. We need people like this in this country, not people omenke, beremx et all that will support buhari even if he is killing their children.

THE OP IS HIGH ON PIG BLOOD. WELCOME TO ABUJA FINALLY.

Asapcymg:
Bro you hungry

Ok

Meeloreh:
Tension no go kill person for waiting room. I feel your pain bro buh it's over

Bros the tension long no be here. I think waiting room is the hottest sit ever.

I got admission into benue state polytechnic last year 2014 to study mechanical engineering and reside off campus. After my first semister I got home for the semister vaccation, at the course of my staying at home I got my self engaged in some tudious domestic activities. I started by helping my aunty who was planning to build a house arrange some of the blocks that were moulded, it was not easy because I am not used to the job, but I managed to arrange them, after that I went ahead to help my friends mum-who is into palm-oil business to move some gallons of oil to the packing store, I combined all this series of hard works, as a result of that I started developing head-ache, pains and tiredness, I felt it was a minor ill-ness as usual, cause I don't fall sick naturally, I went and bought procold, after taking the procold that night the head-ache became severe that I woke up to take another paracetamol before I could sleep. The ill-ness persisted till I went to school for the commencement of the second semister, all through the semister I was treating malaria and typhoid fever to no avail....I felt I should go for another test, which I went and it showed malaria and typhoid positive. I started treating malaria and typhoid again, I treated them till the sceond semister vaccation they were not gone. I went to another hospital again in ugbokolo, benue state.....this time the lady there asked her colleague to carry out hiv/aids test on me. She was like "do am rvs, do am hiv test". Ah! "Hiv test?" So I shouted. And she said yes. They was nothing I could do, I admitted but the fear wasn't here. She took my blood via syringe and went into the lab while I waited for her outside to conduct the test....the 15mins of her stay inside the lab was like centuries to me, I was so scared, I put on my ear-phone and started listening to music, and it didn't even help out cause my heart was not in tune with the music. Finally the nurse came out with the result, I started sweating and she came close to me and left me immidiately and entered into the office, she went with the result and submitted it to the senior nurse "this one that she took the result inside, am i my safe?" so I asked myself. Then the senior nurse called me inside which I went, she started series of stories as if she was trying to console me, and she said u don't have malaria but the hiv was................so she prolonged it, I started shivering, after then she said negative....ah "I screamed thank you Jesus " in my heart. I have not been doing the f**king around stuff but as human the fear will always be there. I later returned home to cross river state.....and the symptons persisted still, which my mum asked me to go and run test to commence treatment and I refused and showed her the result of the previous one I ran....the nurse in charge insisted to run her own test, you know in cross river stae, if u have little ill-ness and visit any hospital around they must run u free hiv/aids test. Mine wasn't only hiv/aids, the nurse suggested hepatitis B test aswell. This one got me so bad, she took my blood and put in one "beaker" which she told me that originally she should have left it in the syringe for it to settle but it will take time, so she is using the beaker to hasten it. I waited for over an hour my blood has not settled yet, people that I came before have all ran theirs and left, and the nurse started complaining that it is strange to her, that my blood have not settled ever since then. She asked me to go home and come back. Which I did....while I was at home I could not eat because I was scared of the test and my blood not settling on time was another bigger fear to me. I went back in 2hrs time and it has not settled yet....I waited there until it finally settled. The nurse commenced the test, I was with her althrough, this time I was judging my faith by the nurse's facial expression. She conducted that of malaria(which was now negative), she conducted that of typhoid(which was still very high). I thought all were done, probably she will forget that of hepatitis B. She did not forget, she said "e remain for hepatitis" I screamed "gush! Nurse leave that test I no get am" she insisted she run it to clear all doubts. All my balls went inside my tummy. She brought out the strip and dropped my blood on it....after some minutes she went to check the out-come............at the course she told me "I will like you to attend one of our church programme" I almost fainted because I thought my case may have been medically irredeemeable, which she is now suggesting I follow her to church for Gods intervention. I asked her why is she inviting me for the programme? As we were chatting like friends. She said she felt like doing so. I was still in deep fear...after every thing she came with the strip and frightenly showed "see am, the result na negative" the way she came with it almost sunk me, until I heard the negative before I felt some relief. That was how I got to know my hiv/aids And hepatitis statue. It is not an easy decision to make...but it is good to take it and free your mind.

TheDevilIsALai:
What they don't know is that Niger Delta has always been rich and will continue to be rich.

The last 40 years was a devastating blow to the prosperity of the ND after the military regime made oil a national resource.

The problem with these set of ignoramus is that if they really assume the oil is worthless let them stop selling crude. Let them grant full resource control to the Niger Delta over their oil and see how they will maintain their parasitic economy.

Don't mind the gullible hunger stricken fellows. After oil, we have many other resources to feed them like we have always fed them. Hungry people. They should worry more about their future without oil than ours, cause they have been the highest beneficiaries and still remain one of the poorest persons in africa. we have been feeding them from onset, even before genesis was made and we will continue feeding till Jesus come. ND to the bone!!

Bryan37:
It's no news that only 13% of 2016 budget will be funded by the SALE of Crude

Which means that Nigeria is gradually diversifying its economy away from the Oil sector which is expected to even "nose down more". By d time Iran starts pumping their Oil into the international Market, also with d demand for cleaner energy rising day by day and d Cost becoming cheaper and cheaper, I can tell u that in d Next 20 yrs a bucket of Clean water may worth more than a bucket of toxic crude.


What will become of ND a report that has been raped by the Nigeria Government for the past 10 decade

I keep wondering if d OIL was a gift or a curse to this region which made them so Lazy, Corrupt and underdeveloped. Infact d most popular Slogan in d Niger Delta is " our oyel".

The only time ND man is considered in the scheme of things in Nigeria is compensation because of their Oil. Eg emergence of Goodluck Jonathan etc,

Now that the value is gradually diminishing and d reseRve trying, you wonder if this region has done enough or if they are prepared for the storm coming their way.

I must confess, am happy we re moving away from Oil and you are happy too but what will become of our brothers who only relevant is dependent on CRUDE

What happened to cross river state after it lost all of it's oil wells to akwa-ibom and cameroun and became a non-oil producing state? Can any state in the south west or up north be compared with it's development? Niger_delta is blessed beyond oil.

Hardluck bro. God will make a way for u to recover them.

Am yet to see any mind-blowing quote from the above.
What happened to the blood and baboon quote?
The blood and baboon quote alone has caused more destruction than any other violent quotations.

StrawberryCream:
But come who will catch u .. Lol nah u n who dey live for that house ..
So even on holidays u wake up early y though

Mind u in naija its like 6am everyone is up lol like wtf .. N sun comes out like 6am its getting bright like wtf ..

Women wey them don dey like men their questions to knw wether the man dey with another woman dey funny me. Em go ask qustns like, "na you and who dey live for that house". Naija girls I hail thee.

If she is fed up, what happens to GEJ? We all saw the insults she and her cohorts rained on GEj. They say karma is a biitch, let her swallow her own pills.

I have heard many supporters of "change" call those persons who expects change from buhari in 7months fools. My question is that, if u call them fools, what do u call those that promised to change the country in 100 days?
N/b: 100days is approximately 3 1/2 months...
Cc lalasticlala

He ate EXCESS pig meat this xmass.

Be the first to solve the maths below. Merry chrismas to y'all.