₦airaland Forum

blackpanda:
Dem de talk A you de talk Q. Abeg park well biko

BeeBeeOoh:
If PDP & lies are 5&6, then APC is “Liars-Ville

gen2briz:
Eyaa sorry ooo... How old was he before leaving this sinful world. Kindly accept my condolences. God we give you the fortitude to bear the loss.

khalhokage:
See another one, do you know the reason these thieves are still around? I'll tell you, it's because of people like you who either don't think before they leap, or are too proud to enlist the help of someone that's knowledgeable in these things or are just plain stúpid.

I have two friends that bought fake Samsung Galaxy phones for exorbitant prices because of their own ignorance and stupidity.

bsaying:
Today, i decided to go sell off my ipad 3 and ipad 2 which i didn't frequently use,the ipad 3 has a cracked screen and the ipad 2 was fully functional... so i headed out to emeka offor's plaza from my place in asaba, i was filled with so much enthusiasm and optimism even though today was my first day of selling a gadget in a market like that..
Upon my arrival to the market, just at the entrance, i met two boys who asked if i came to repair or sell, i told them i wanna sell, they said i should follow them, we got to a shop and they asked the guy if he was interested and the guy nodded and said he was, then they said lets go and check if the gadgets had faults, we got to another shop and the guy said he would check for the faults by scanning with a laptop, he said it was #20 for each faults the system detects, before he started the scan i told him i only had 900naira on me as my tfare back to asaba and didnt have much to pay for scan, he went ahead because he had a plan in mind, at the end of the scan for the two devices, the total price came out as 17980naira...Jesus Christ i screamed, he said, bros am done with the scan and repair, i was like which repair Immediately the whole boys started gathering and saying bros "give the engineer im money na"
My head was full, i was angry and felt cheated, knowing fully well he did nothing but just run a normal scan which i witnessed...
I continously begged the guy and the boys there,even with igbo language but to no avail, at the end of the day, the engineer who has been admiring my blackberry Z10 now said i should sell my bb Z10 to him for 10k and he will balance me 5k or i drop the two ipads and go to asaba and bring his 17k,they had already seized the two ipads and threatened to call market security, i ended up selling the bb Z10 which i had and went home with 5k and still didnt sell the two ipads.....
Am angry and making this thread from the bus on my way home...
Will i like to do business with an igbo man again?? No......

biazarre:
do u think DAT is a logical n reasonable avenue to oppose in a Democratic state Mr op??

douchesnozzle:
Guy pls stick to ur 10 shitz on romance section. Most of us come to this section to get vital info about our cars not to read some stupid bullshitz..

MoneyGreen:
yes,, check d time, no b d first game be dat. Na cos dem arrange am alphabetically. Just obsere am. Na lessons.

Kennyinusa:
Mechanical Engineering!

What a course. What a damn course!

As a Fresh Mechanical Engineering graduate, you can get a job in

Accounting and Auditing Firms (KPMG, PWC....)

Banks (GTB, AccessBank, in fact all of them)

Production Companies (BAT, NESTLE, LAFARGE, CADBURY, DANGOTE, NBC...and the likes)

Oil and Gas Firms (GE, ARIOSH, SHELL, TOTAL)

Engineering Construction (JAGAL, SEVAN, METALMATE, SHI)

Consulting firms, and so many other sectors I can't remember right now.

Only Accounting(and related courses) graduates can challenge mechanical engineering graduates when it come to flexibility.

Naturallyme:
I wouldn't lie to you, there is. I have passed through both systems (poly and uni), my brother they are different entirely. What we do in the polytechnic is Mechanical Engineering Technology which is more of practicals honestly, university is where the real engineering is taught. MECHANICAL Engineering is more like engineering design using established scientific principles..from HVAC to internal combustion engine design, turbomachinery design and rotordynamics these are real engineering designs with application of engineering mechanics, fluid mechanics and thermodynamics. These courses are not taught in depth in polytechnic. Just to have ideals. But when it comes to manufacturing technologies, workshop practises, industrial maintenance, those are poly courses because they are trained technologists. They are not meant to design. Poly projects are mainly fabrication and construction, university projects are design and construction. As a poly student U can upgrade ur skills and have design capabilities but U need to demonstrate good engineering judgement before U can be trusted.. in my company, poly graduates dominate our drafting department and I feel sad when they are regarded as draftment instead of design engineers, this is because of their limitations even it shows in Dre characters and approach to issues, but we have vast ones among them which I believe if trained can be upgraded. Skill acquisition too is very important for you. Mind you some uni graduates don't know what you know, soo it's a question of personalty. I see many hnd.graduates doing well o.

MoneyGreen:
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Locotech:
Possible, the story might be different in universities ...

Locotech:
My class was full...though only 3 girls ...but we were almost 200...I don't know what the trend is like now.

Locotech:
During IT...Yr 4.
I can't work for salary anymore bro!

Locotech:
I'm not deviating ...I love mechanical Engrn any day...and even if I had a second chance...I will still study mech. Nigeria forces you to look for bread everywhere ...you will soon understand what I mean.

My mechanic opened my engine on friday and I discovered that we can actually make engines in Nigeria...in not blabbing ...let me explain.

The engine block is just a container casted with steel or aluminium...the piston sleeves were just fitted into tight grooves in the block with a rubber seal ensuring water and oil dont mix.

The cooling water flows freely inside the block but the sleeve prevents this water from entering the combustion chamber where the pistons slide effortlessly.

I learnt how to operate a lathe machine during IT. And I can machine a piston for you, I can cast a connecting rod, I can machine a crank shaft...I can machine a valve and can shaft.

The only thing that is a major challenge is to cast the engine block because our leaders have vowed that ajaokuta steel will never work as long as they are alive.

So we just need to venture outside our field in order to start life. Nigeria is not ready for Mechanical Engineers...at least most of them.

Adeyeancah:
lol...imagine the husband comes home and met his wife in that position. He's gonna be like wtf do u think ya doing?! The wife will be like warming up your food. The husband would ask her where's the food? And the wife points to her pvssy. Husband collapses

Adeyeancah:
lol...imagine the husband comes home and met his wife in that position. He's gonna be like wtf do u think ya doing?! The wife will be like warming up your food. The husband would ask her where's the food? And the wife points to her pvssy. Husband collapses

Naturallyme:
Sure U can but most options you will get is mechanical engineering. Av not seen anyone with b.Eng Mechatronics. I started with Nd and hnd before degree too. Got direct entry admission after two attempts..not easy bro. If you get mechanical,do Mechatronics when U get to 500LEVEL.

Locotech:
I'm a mechanical engr...but my first project was a tank farm. And every tank must have a foundation so that's how I picked interest in civil works from the civil consultant assigned to the project.

I'm always researching about civil works and my co director is a civil genius ...his buildings are like Photoshop...you wont believe a Nigerian has such eye for detail.

I can take you to where he built this one in PH.

He is just too passionate about buildings...and I consider myself lucky to have such a guy as a friend...

Naturallyme:
Some schools have it as a course but most schools have it as an option when you get 500 level. It more like automation, application of digital techniques sha. No aspect of mechanical engineering that is not lucrative but if I am to retrace my steps in mechanical with entrepreneurship mindset, will go for automotives and establish my own service center. I have experience in this field though but I think it's outdated.

Adeyeancah:
But you and I knows that it makes no sense warming up the pvssy... Irony?

Naturallyme:
Mechatronics, automation, electromechqnics are all the same, it's just combination of elctrical/electronic engineering with mechanical as the world is moving from analogue to digital. Imagine making rotations with electric motors, the output shaft is connected to some set of gears to vary speed. Now imagine the current supplied to the electric motor is varied by conectng q variable resistor across it.. here you have combined mechanical with electrical. Simple Mechatronics