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firstolalekan: I dey vex! welcome.

No vex! Odabo

firstolalekan: I go give u e-knock o

Then am very right wen I sed 'u no wan get respect'

firstolalekan: maybe, maybe not.

Calling a whole presid, of the fedral rep of nigeria retardeen? E gud?

firstolalekan: say what

You no wan get respect, lekan

firstolalekan: ok
op forgot to add
Retardeen (e.g gej is a retardeen)
Waka (e.g na only you waka come)
daris (e.g daris god o)
Amazingly, all those words are in standard English dictionary

Plz don't quote me agen.
Enuf horor 4 1 nite.

Misogynist2014: What of the last one?

You need to see the way my eyes bulgded @ d 1st pic.
Wickedness in high places. #Tufiakwa.

Aswear!
I have goosepimples all over me.
Are u kidding me?
A red hammer geez!

Hehehehe! U sound hurt!

Confirm kpako ooo, as in undiluted 1, but I dunno y guys no dey gree bellieve.

kokoA: ajekpako forming burti .. Yimu.

Hehehehe! U sef tk style like trouble!
Got to go, see u on som oda post #BeGood

all4naija: Okay! You troublemaker! I can do it better than you can. I am not in the mood though.

Hehehehe! @ u can barely comprehend,
Its written in eng u know?
Read slowly, it can't be dat hard.

Am not dat kinda gal who moves wit the trend.
And I don't see d reason to.
I like me, d way I am.

If u can't comprehend dis, den smthg is rong, we mite av to ask u to do a CT scan. #Smiles!

all4naija: Seriously, I can barely comprehend what you write about here. Well, that is not an excuse for you not to move with the bandwagon.

Depends on the car
And the proposal mustnt be public.
Carry her to the car shop, make she pick her choiz #TongOut!

wristwatch: Will u say YES if I propose 2 now with a car key?

I be bush lagos girl ooo!
I always advice my close frnds not to do dis.
Even my father doesn't try d 'OMG tin', for this year, e sent som mony to my account, and sent me a text saying 'Enjoy! Apy val'
I dunno y u av a problem wit me not being a lousy gal. I sincerely detest unnecessary attention.

all4naija: Aren't you a modern girl?

Nope, no OMG!
If u try it, I wld endup hurting ur feelings.
I don't like to be taken unaware, or off balance.
Sometimes even wen I get expensive gifts,and I don't like dem, if u r sensitive u wld percieve it n get offended.

Lil kind gestures, peanut flavoured icecream, and allow me pick my gifts, plus no surprises wld do. #ShinesTeeth

ChiSun27: U rily hate surprises frm al indicatnz. Dat mnz u prefa chusn ur own bday gifts, vals gifts etc....u won't av OMG experience durn ur datn or courtship tym na.

Adonbilivit!
My nature in real life is to treat ppl exactly d way I percieve dey treat odas.
Seein u saying som1 is ugly on dis post, wz way outter line, and wen I saw som1 wu quoted u saying, u are always negative, I felt I needed to give dis guy a shout out #Hehehe!

But am sorry too, for saying all I dd.
E no mk sense to dey fite person wey u no dey see, cos as woman u no go fit eye dat person, and na eyeing dey make fite sweet.

all4naija: I am cool as well. I don't like exchanging words with ladies. Not my nature in real life.

Den y are u dis pissed?!
If I say I ddnt enjoy tuanting, oboi na lie I lie oo.
Honestly am nt angry, if u doubt it, check page 13, wia I told d guy, wu quoted u saying u were being harsh.
Am cool, if u are.

all4naija: @ pinkshell

I didn't mean any of those things I said to you. My apologies!

Cowardice at it's peak.
All 4 naija wat apened to ur balls!
A lady chopped it off?
Awww! Poor u!
As power pass power u surrender!
I wld revel in dis victory. #choi!
Lemme leave u as u don beg me na!

all4naija: Somebody is really like an exhibit in here. She needs help with her inferiority complex of doing things behind close door all the time! Bleh!

I don't like an audience!
I wldnt even want to be proposed to in d presence of my familly. Besides I cant forfeit the luxry of being able to choose my ring by mysef for anytin.
The romance must be behind closed doors, wit no spectators.

ChiSun27: LOL!!!! U r jst lyk one of my female frnd...d gal cn shy eeehhhh. For instance....dia was a day I insistd on holdn ha hand bag yle I walk ha hom frm my ofix...babe...u nid 2 c diz gal...she bkam so unease n cudnt wait 4 us 2 get 2 ha gate...ha own shyness no get part 2.


Bt I bliv dat ladiz being shy meks guys bkom unromantic...which is nt healthy 4 a rltnshp....cus suprises adds flavour n sweetens rltnshps.

Heheheehe!
U such a nuisance!
Can't believe u gave up so easily.
And to tink u even mentioned u were sorry, only to end it wit somthing nasty,
I hope I tot u a lesson#Cheers!

all4naija: Okay! I quit! Go and face your dirty boyfriend with your insolent behavior! PTUI! I am sorry madam. But, leave me alone, you i d i o t.

You think? Am glad u find dis amusing.
Like seriouslly? Are u willing to go the vullgar lane agen?
The small boi is piking is nose, and he finds it cool #Smiles(am sorry to say dis, u are very dull)

all4naija: Bwahaha...I think you are very funny, you smelling dark a s s! I feel very sorry for the guy that is dating you. *finger on my nose*. You can't have it! Go somewhere else for your type of person. I won't beg you to leave me a lone because you are to petty, you peasant charcoal!

Oboi! Dis ugly babe aint going no where if u keep quoting her.
BTW do something about ur smelly ass, dat's if it aint genetic(ok! Pinkshell be nice #Smiles )
Honest to God am not even tempted to check ur profile, so as to confirm ur claims, u nauseate me.

all4naija: What kind of human being are you? Jeez! Don't you wanna give up on this matter?! You are really a pain in the smelling a s s. Please, go and look for ugly face like yours somewhere else to bash not a clean handsome guy like me. I am too hot for you to handle, lady!

And u tink I love you?
Guy? Do u av amnesia, if u do kindly go back to my 1st response to you, wia I sed u disgust me.
Its gud to know, u can make a statement witout reffering to sexual organs(infact am almost impressed)

all4naija: I told you not to quote me again, you big head! I don't like you! Don't you get it?!

Porn star? Is a very weak punch

Hey! let's call it a truce(what do u say?).

all4naija: You i d i o t! Don't you quote me again. I respect women but not a smelling p o r n star like you!

Leave d guy ojare
E dey sweet me, as d tin deey pain am. #Smiles!
Seriously no hard feelings frm here

vitality22: Guy, na wao you harsh ooo. Take it easy mehn

Bwhahahaa!
Wow! Does it hurt dis much?
U almost dere, u can try harder.
Its funny how u guys tink dia is a monopoly to being nasty.

all4naija: Huh...! I would sooner die than to have your dirty mouth on my smoking gun. You don't know me,lady. I am too clean for your kind of person. Stop acting as if you are morally upright biatch. I am disappointed in you too. You w h o r e!

Whose? Yours?
Nah tanx!
I was waiting for u to say smthgworse dan this.truth is, u dissapointed me. #Smiles!
Hehehe small boys full nairaland sha, n dey luv to dish wat dey can't take #WipesSweat.
See wetin cheap internet service dey do.

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all4naija: You ask for it, b i t c h! Go and suck a dick!

Nope! Its actually too late for dat.
Som1 ddnt do dia homework well, and am not wiling to do it for dem.

all4naija: Smh...! What are you gonna with me now? Do you wanna lay me down and spank my handsome a s s? Oh, please!

U sound vain n empty.
Am almost disgusted!

all4naija: They are ugly!

Sorry, U never jam!

payneleex: mehn! some guys dey try, my love no reach this level abeg

Ha-ha-ha, she no get wich choiz?
As soon as I site d guy going on his knees, I wld so pick race n dissapear into d crowd.
Dis is so embarrassin #Aswear!
Look at d crowd, with so many strangers.
I detest surprises, any guy wey try dis wit me does so at his own risk.

ChiSun27: Still thinking if I can do this. Some ladies don't lyk such acts though...xpcially d shy types.

Though somthn lyk dis alwys koms as a surprise to d shy galz...so dem no get choice of dcisn at dat moment.

Atmmachine: Don't mind the fool

Hehehe! Way too early Ooo, oga atmmachine.

[quote author=KingsleyTMTTM][/quote]I don't understand y am getting a mention frm a post I ddnt even open?