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#Smiles
U sound naïve when u say she ddnt know the guy wd be dat wealthy.
Some of u tink nig gals are stoopid!if u see a babe sticking to a poor guy, its because she knows e az prospect , nobody likes sufferhead.

Wu wants to sit down, waiting for a layabout, wu isn't searching for a job n enjoys the freebies his parents hands him.

If as a lady, all u want is money, Gooduck go for it, but be ready to accept witout complaints wateva package it comes wit.

scribble: Money shouldnt be that important but society has put money on a higher pedestal than love

look at shade okoya or remi tinubu...their husbands have one thing in common, they look like they auditioned for shrek but were too ugly for the part and have tons of GWAP

university girls today are not interested in their mate but they want a ready made man

for the few in this our society who do not put money over love, there is a different kind of vibe there...more happiness in the relationship

for instance i know a guy who was dirt broke as at 24 months ago but has a growing business that has already made N10 million this year

his babe used to come visit him even in that his broke state and give him prayers, love and MONEY (i know its hard 2 beliv bt there are some good naija girls left)

the guy is planning the wedding now...and is buying her a car etc...

she didnt know he would be this better off 24 months ago, but she gave love a chance

in Naija of today...most girls would rather go to vgc and sleep with oyinbo man dog than to give love a chance

Hehehehe!
If una no bad mouth woman, ur day aznt been made. Na wa for u guyz sha!

Yomieluv: Op,you are looking at it from the men's side only,what if the lady doesn't possess marriageable characteristics?

Automatic ba?

Paroman: At 22 and it took me 3 days

Driving on highway is d easiest driving, so u were nt lucky, it was easy,
The true test of driving na lagos holdup.

GAZZUZZ: Started "stealing" the car at 13 or 14 did my first legal country crossing (lagos to jos) at 21 still was not perfect probably lucky

Smiles

frankben: Pinkshell, love ya dp

Sweetlemon:

A very beautiful writeup,
I got to the 4th point, and den scroolled up to check if twas a M/F, wu made dis post.
A woman knows love wen she sees it, only dat som of us take it for granted.

[quote author=Therock5555][/quote]Hehehehe!
I almost choked on my boiled corn.
It is very gud for u.

OP abeg I get Q oooo?
Y does d scared girl av her earpiece stuck to her ears truout d movie. Is it to distract her from her fears?

Cos if am scare d first tin I wld do is to lose d earpiece ooo.

2ndly d movie is nice, oly dat d lady's voiz sounded amateurish, don't no if am puttin it d rite way. But u try wella!

[quote author=Cele-pope]Na wa...o.This my wife almost strong reach me but I pass am.Because of me she went to register on NL.I know.she might read this topic but I don't care.Jamo women get strong heart...o.She don learn pidgin by force.First she went to download a radio app which makes her tune in to Nigerian stations like wazobia fm.She don dey won learn igbo by force.But na there I take pass am.How a learner go take know language pass native speaker?But on a serious note sha how igbo brothers nor dey try.If I so wish to get another wife I will simply talk to my wife and tell her the reasons why we can't continue cause all marriage are not bound to last forever and then move on.I cant be a coward playing hide and seek because of another yeye woman for Naija.I am against polygamy.Instead I will divorce and move on that's if we have serious irreconcilable differences.[/quote]Plz ooo, neva harbor dat kinda mindset that not all marriages are meant to work(eveb doe is tru).

Na d tin wey we tk senior oyinbo ppl be dat.
We work hard at our marriages, we don't give up easily.
My mum wld say, oyinbo wmen don't tk bull-sheet, sh wld say but black woman go take bull-sheet, colet piss join, n even thank the handler sef.

Na ur wife really fit u #Smiles

[quote author=Cele-pope]This my igbo brothers dey really spoil show for person.That's how my wife a Jamaican confronted me last week asking me if that's how all igbo men behave?That they always want to marry someone from the village irrespective of them having a wife abroad.This woman put one kind yeye fear for my mind.She threatened dealing with me if I try such.I simply asked her who told her those crap?she said her colleague at work had same experience from an igbo guy who dumped her after investing her love and money on him.She also told her a lot of stories involving igbo guys in the US who are fund of doing this to their foreign wife.I simply told her every man is different and as for her treat she should save it for herself cause if I want to leave her there is nothing she can do.cause I never signed a contract somewhere about that.This is someone we dated for a year and married now for 6 months.[/quote]Hehehhe!
I like ur wife.
She dey do u strong tin.

It takes a strong woman to marry a nigerian.
I wished d OP was a tougher wife, or beta still had nigerian women as frnds.

U men, are really driving women crazy ooo, look at at gov Chime turned his wife in2. #SMH

As akala no gree confess
How we won tk beg Mercy Aigbe to teach him to leave 'ghana soap'

I hope d hungry warders won't share it among demselves.

She for cook am oo!
Nice shoes n welldone lisa!

baralatie: shoo!u dey select flower!
Hmm!shey iroko no too cost!

U dey find person wey u go whine!
U for carry mahogany na!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]It can serve a dual purpose. [/color]

If it were for som1 special,
Wldnt u rada buy her two diff tins wit two seperate functions? #Eyelashes

Sexkills don't lemme fite u oo
Oya comot dat poverty stricken mentality.

baralatie: if it was hibiscus flowe wil u say yes coz e plenty for my school!r

Tah!
U and who?

[quote author=tpia@]but hibiscus dey everywhere in nigeria nah?

are they not fresh flowers?

and why are you waiting for a man to go to the trouble of getting you fresh flowers, you wan take am chop or something?

and you cant get them yourself?[/quote]Stop being silly!
Hibiscus is for biology practical

Dbanj and his shallow lyrics.
I lik him doe!

Wats rong wit d lady on red
Wriggling lik a hit cockcroach!
E be lik say d song dey shack am pass d musician sef.

lorretta u: I know
Don't you think that makes them more worth it?PS I don't like fake flowers. Nah

Babe, if a man cld go tru all dat trouble to get me fresh flowers, I FIT MARRY AM OO!

Na small tin like dis dem fit use carry me go. #CoversFace!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Abeg where can I buy flowers? And I'm being very serious here.

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Smiles!
I tink av seen a flower shop in maryland lagos!
D shop was looking so toosh, I had to pinch mysef n ask if I wz still in naija.
2bad I don't no d exact place.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Since when did Nigerian girls start accepting flowers?


Left with bobos, we go buy flower tire, because it's cheap and romantic.

But then I've seen girls ask "flower for what? Am I a goat?"

Abeg, you people should stop being so discombobulated. . . I'm not generalizing like you did, though. [/color]

Fresh flowere are not cheap in nigeria oo!
Except if u were reffering to plastic flowers.
And dey are not everywia, except u want pluck d leaf wey dey d front of your house.

Wen you sit too close to the TV
Ur eyes wld take a square shape.

If u eat fish head or drink coconut water
U no go no book.

If ur teeth gets knocked off, u must find 7 pebbles n mk sure a lizard isn't watchin wile u trow it over a roof or ut teeth wldnt grow back.

If I were d woman, I wld collect the 250k
And claim its a mistake afterwards.

D woman dey claim loyalty
She no no say no permanent enemy for politics!

I NOTICED
Nairalanders esp the males are so intrested in these tins;
1. FEMALES
2. Ridiculing d female gender
3. Intimate tlks
4. Womanliness and heavenly feeling hehehe @ NL languages.
2day own na virgin.
UNA NO DE TIRE?

Nothing wrong at all,
Its a blessing in disguise.
Na industrial attatchment for laundry biz, who knows! #Shrugs

brosdoncome: Come patronise me na...buy two get one free

I no want u oo!
Cos am sure na u dem dey call;
THE WOR WOR! Hehehehe

Women don suffer from man hand no be small.
I wldnt mind buying the sperm of 'those arab men banned frm entering dubai'

Dannyxy: wetin i go do with ur number, with ur opkolo voice?, if i wan yarn with you, email dey.. But seriously u wan gimme yimu#

Hehehe!
Seriously! I don't #StraightFace
My last reply to u. Takia

All these nairaland languages sef!
Hehehehe @ heavenly feeling.

Dannyxy: fear, fear, my friend go and sleep jor, but b4 you sleep, oya gimme ur number so that i will flash you in case you oversleep, u know say ur oga go just sack you if u go work late.. Yimu# , Just kidding.

Are u sure u were just joking!
Cos I was abt giving u oo!
But as u don jump say na play #Shrugs
U don bleepUp #Chuckles!

ghettodreamz: It's already 6 A.M Wake UP!

Plz lemme enjoy dis moment.
Its not every time fally is in d news.

Dannyxy: hehehe, at least i better pass, everybody fit assume say na typo, but what of you?, teacher caro we no fit spell "means" say na "mins", mins ko secs ni..

I GIVE UP
Oya gaan rest oo!

Fally ipupa,
D love of my life!
Lemme b your 'Cherry koko'
Mesmerize me wit dose dance steps,
Com scata my dada with dat ur 'crying voiz' hehehe!
For fally, am willing to develope 'koko of d chest'(swollen chest) frm 2mch hugs.
Lemme nt stat wetin I no go fit finish ere.
I LOVE FALLY IPUPA
Am so love struck #SMH!