pitbully:
mk dis babe dey do "hand makeup" now shu!!!!

Wetin u sef look reach that level.
Sebi na man u be?

falconey:
if you truly love him give it to him if you are not a virgin, in love you compromise, he did helping in the mentioned ways,now do the same for him.

if you don't, with time he will start a relationship with someone who can. BOYS GAT NEEDS

Her, giving him sex, doesn't guarantee he wont cheat on her. Dats if he isn't doing so already.
Sex doesn't keep a man.
She shld only have sex if she wants to, n not because he helped her, she ddnt mention where she pointed a gun at/on his head to help her financially.

Pureheart91:
Nice One, and to add to the facts listed-

-women are weaker vessels unlike men, hence been more exposed spiritually.... A sure reason the need to have an effective prayer Life..

Good Mornin Ladies n GentleMen! Have a blessed Week Ahead

Lmao @ ur interpretation of weaker vessels.

SeverusSnape:

You guys should have captured it and have it taken to a veterinary. Seriously, I know meat is delicious, but we mustn't munch everything, If you take this animal alive to a zoo or reserve centre, you'll be paid.

Lmao! What zoo? Hehehe.
Even the vet n zoo guards are hungry, u fit come back tomorrow to check on the animal, and be told its dead n buried.
The fate of any visible animal in Africa is sealed.
Thank God for google pics(saving lives).

[/quote]

To me, you said nothing here.
U only opened dis post to make complaints .
And thank God there was a foreigner who gave a 'common cleaner' a chance.

U cld have ended ur post by highlighting what dis cleaner did that the graduates didn't do.
U wld be helping a whole lot of youths here, who wld be fortunate enuf to appear for interview in future.

U can still do dis by opening a new thread, and asking that the moderators push to front page. Cheers.

bisdam9086:
Get well soon brother. We love you but God loves you more.

Lmao.... If only u know wat God loves u more means.

Hun?
Plz can we be frıends? #shınesTeeth!

ProfyJay:
In my opinion...any money borrowed to my friend is like a dash

Your relationship is more important than the money.

Anytin u say!

initiate:


what values? pecuniary, convenience and social values

Y are u making 'dis' abt me its not abt u. when I say if you have it I mean "if one has it" its a manner of speaking, I hope you get it

now honey, having it all wrapped in one person doesn't mean you sit around all day with you legs up and drinking orijin and enjoying the whole scenario, but rather you have to macth up and make sure she too has all her need, or most at least, wrapped up together in you. irs give and take baby. if it weighs too much to one side the centre wont hold for long. long and short of the gist is that there has to be some practical and functional aspect to the thing, sentiments and emotions wont last so long

last three lines; advice to who might need it. maybe you don't but you could pass it on

initiate:


lets face reality here, most marriages don't enjoy good companionship due to the values we have in Nigeria today. if you have it you are lucky but you aint likely to have it. talk to about 10 couple you know and average it out.

as per what you listed above ie house chores, baby mama etc don't you thing its much more convenient and manageable if you have all these wrapped in one person?

also please note; its not going to be an impersonal relationship, you would have understanding and mutual respect for each other and all these benefits would oil the works. and if you persevere you will end up calling in love after 30 years. good luck

most marriages don't enjoy good companionship due to the values we have in Nigeria today. - what values? U aint being sPecific, so how am I to know what u mean?


if you have it you are lucky but you aint likely to have it. - Y are u making 'dis' abt me, cool down jesus loves u. Hehehe

if you have all these wrapped in one person? - honey, u need a re-orientatn, if u go in2 marriage to seek ur own selfish gains, u wld be dissapointed, bsides u can't av it all.

At ur last 3 lines, I wasn't seekin an advice we were only discussing here. #Cheers

initiate:
Aint these reasons good enough for you?

from your post, if I marry I get
a helper to take care of domestic needs;
no more disturbance from parents, families, colleagues at work, sisters in church, small girls in the area who want to buy phone
I have kids to carry on my name and to play with and to inherit my billions
and assurance of sex everynight

so wats wrong with that? more than good enough reason to get married. in fact if you don't get this then wats the poit?

U don't need to get married to get all u listed above

For ur domestic chores u cld get an househelp
For ur frnds n fam bothering u, avoid too many visits
For kids wu wld bear ur name, u cld get a desperate gal to be ur baby mama, just mk provision 4 ur own kids so she can gladly give dem ur name.

Marriage doesn't promise u all u listed above, not all gals can handle domestic work, nt all marriages turn out fruitful, I no dis is d idealogy of a typical black man.

I tink d most impt tin is companionshp, cos witout dis marriage must be a bore, all odas are d fruits dat comes wit it.

vizkiz:

he arrests you husband, your husband goes to jail. You make empty treats, you take it to the media. You take it to the court, it didn't work out. 6months later, you stay home missing your husband...
So where is the part where nigeria bolls

U left out the part where she wld av to carry cooked rice to her husband in jail.
If I were her, I wld try to make frnds with patience jonathan to save cost of kerosene.

See as she keep face lik amala wey ne va done.

I have two questions for u.
1. Wld you rather prefer, dat the naira value keeps depreciating, So dat ur beloved dangote can keep making mony wile u are roasting in nigeria?

2. What of countries, wu took dat chance of strenghtening dia currency dem quench? Isn't it so obvious u are for jonathan, ur 1st 7 lines shows u r in excrutiating pain(plz use ibuprofen) hehehe.

Lastly u seem to care too much about dangote n rich biz men #Scoffs. Am sorry to break dis news to you, oga dem no see u. Dis ppl don't give a F about u.

The oly prob I av wit dis politicians is, dey make too many promises. Just pick a sector, and work on it, and after 4yrs waka,n let anoda person continue frm wia u stop.
Stop making impossible promises, even God, took 6days to perfect earth.

PapaBrowne:


Are you serious Your speech just gave you off as someone who lacks complete understanding of Economics>



Illiteracy no be moi moi oh!! Ha! So if someone tells you he will equate the value to the dollar you would just swallow it hook line and sinker??
What were you doing when others were attending Economics class??

For the Naira to be equal to the dollar, you would need to see our dollar reserve rate go to something like a trillion dollars!! Even with 20 years of 20% economic growth rate, we would probably not be there!!


Now the bigger lesson for you is that a very strong Naira is not good for our country especially if you want to produce goods and export competitively..
Now let me explain that to you:
A bag of Dangote cement sells for 1500 Naira.
When the dollar was 160 Naira, that bag of cement was equal to $9.
At the new rate of 215 Naira, that same bag of cement is now equal to $7.
That means if Dangote wants to sell his cement in Albania, he has a better price point than he would have had 5 months ago.

Now imagine the Naira is exchanging at 5 Naira to a dollar.
That same bag of cement would now be equal to $300. Where on planet earth would he be able to sell his bag of cement at that price??

Any country that desires to produce and export to the rest of the globe, prays for a weaker currency to allow its goods better pricing amongst competitors. If Buhari understands economics, he will never pray for a very strong Naira except of course he wants us to keep importing everything!!

U DIDN'T COMPLETE THE NAME NA! #SadFace!
ITS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.


[quote author=Sile12 post=29826779]12. STONECOLD.[/quo

Decritique, voilence is voilence.
I av come to notice d ppl wu mete dis kind of atrocities do worse.
If u go and check, majority of d ppl involved are touts or street urchins, na dem dey get mind do dat kind tin.
And dey r d ones dat steal fones n pick wallets.

DeCritique:


I'm saying whip because the crowd might want to unleash their anger on someone or it is a community where traditional way of life is still in play.

That is better than this insane treatment. I fear oh!!

Whip?
Y should u whip anybody?
Y not bundle the thief to a nearby police station?
Nobody az any moral justification to hit any1 dat isnt ur ward(na u born am, if she be ur pikin, u can kill her n eat if u want)

DeCritique:
This is really so absurd mehn. What happened to disgracing and whipping her?

The perpetrators of this insane crime against humanity should be arrested and imprisoned at once without trial!!

Highest form of wickedness of man to man on earth.

And someone says I should vote for a Sharia activist as my President?? Never!!

is marriage a race? @ she isn't getting younger(if anytin apens to dat guy today, wld life nt continue?)

To the OP wateva u find out now, wld get worse wit marriage.
Its time to sit back n ask ur self if u love dis man enuf to stomach his excesses.
If u can't I advice u end it and move on.

Like my father wld say, for ur marriage to work u must be able to Live wit tins u can't change.

Airhix:
To be candid with you , you saw used condoms isn't enough reason 2 quit after a 2 years relationship ! Know this ! Thank God you just discover this ! If after your wedding u discovered , what wud u ve done ! Your man needs help , you might not be any younger as to start a new relationship dat might or not work out ! Set your man up ! Tell him honey I wanna Travel on a sunday again , pack ur stuff as usual & make sure he sees u off to d pack , wen bus is abt to leave , tell ur man 2 go home , as he leaves , den go relax some wer else & burst him @ nite or evening or plant a spy ! If he's caught & u ve got proof ! Inbox me , den I tell u how to help him psychologically ! Cheating is a psychological defect ! Don't put him away if he respects you ,& u luv him ! No man is a complete being , der is a part of evEry man dat a woman shud learn 2 leave with forever until God do his surgery . Its childishness that make a lady break up a relationship cuz her man is cheating , that means she's got options ,most times those options don't measure up .

And how wld u feel if u found ur GF, 1 early saturday morning in ur best frnd's house and in his bed, and u were told u were oly punked.

What wld u do?
Wld u smile d scenerio away and persevere?
For u to even tink in dat line is silly.
U wanna test ur babes perseverance by rubbishing her or humiliating her.
Babe wey be say u pick n wan put for house oo.
U no use ur tuff period test her, na humiliatn u wan tk test am.
May God dey hlp us single gals, so we can land a man wu wz properly brot up, cos background matters(d tins am readin ehn)

famousguy01:
what if he did it on purpose, trying to put his woman to test. He might actually want to see the level of ur perseverance, talking from experience cos my gf did somtin like this to me also even worst things. Don't lose what u av freely without a good reasoning, there aren't no angels out their we are all humans at the end. just my little advice

My popsy calls dat extra protein
Are u a butty?

Richy4:
I hated beans because of those black pests. That's why I don't really eat beans

I hope for ur own gud u aint sexually active?
If u are, plz always insist on d use of condom, cos I pity anybody u r with.

vicogu76:
he has his reason for this too.folks you don't know who's fault.

Are u kidding?
Na person wey no fit takia of woman, or pikin wey comot from in loins wan takia of motor?
E wan die?
Person like dat might even be struggling to pay NEPA bills sef.

BeeBeeOoh:
I need color of d house, wich kind motor hin dey ride& d color, how hin dey physically(short or tall, fat or slim). Infact, giv me beta description of him so d tonda no go miss target..

Dat's a very silly tin to say.
So e ddnt know she was dirty n lazy or proud b4 e inserted his dick in2 her to impregnate her bah?

Dis is what apens wen u hang around an irresponsible small boy, and na dem dey like sex pass.

Even if e can't stand her, y isn't e taking responsibity from afar. #AmSoDisgusted!

aguiyi post=3069505
1:

there are however many reasons why a guy should chase out a woman who had a child for him.

are you lazy or dirty, do you try to rub shoulders with him or talk rudely back at him when he is talking. African men don't like this things i have listed except those that are very informed, even at that, he can still chase you out except he loves you without measure.

my advice is move on. there is no law encouraging child bearing out of wedlock or protecting those involved in it, he did not rape you or abuse or in any way rather he sent you packing.

An insane man will make an attempt at your life so you or the child dont even come back for him

What cld she have done to warrant dis?

promsman12:
Did she say what she did?

*Wind screen/shield.

jamex93:
sorry, take hrt,

but hope u hv removed ur car b4 dey remove ur wheel screen??

1.What wld u advice d Op to do, if the mony was 'hugier'?
2. And if it wasn't a new year?
Am curious, indulge me.

blemon44:
i thought its a huge sum of money

its only 10k

you can give it back

its a new year

God has greater things in store for you

Relate cool down for jesus.
This is not a fight ooo.
@ 30k must be @ a discount prob cos u or ur wife na church memb n prob at a remote place in IB, even for ikorodu as far back as 2008 we rented a hall for N50k for a party, and na inside inside ikorodu.
My church in lag rents for nothin less dan 100k for church membs.
So coolu tempa.

ReLaTE:
what are you saying, am speaking from experience and remember that PH and Abuja hall won't be d same wt Ibadan or Enugu. My wedding was done in 500 seat capacity church hall and I paid 30k for it just last year. Stop generalization if you aren't sure of what you are saying.

Bro modulus, u go stingy die.
Y give dem rice sef?
Y not dilute d coke wit plenty water n share it in plastic cups.
Ur wife go try ooo.
Na court wedding go fit u, I hope dis frugality doesn't xtend to taking care of responsibilities oo.

Ymodulus:


You don't need a hall. Just get few people tigether in your living room and then merry the together, drink and eat rice. That's all.



Its wiseness not frugality. Beside frugality is the way

Hun?
Where wld u see a hall of 30k?
Abi na inside bush u wan do ur wedding?
Even churches collect money for using dia auditorium.
Na wa for NL guys ooo.

ReLaTE:
If you just want a moderate wedding,let's say a hall of 30k..500k wl cover for you.

Awwwww!
Dats a very nice tin to say, @ never ever beat ur wife.

Quote author=DonaldGenes post=28056800]Beautiful Wife,handsome and "legsome" Husband...

Op. That's by the way,Please,abeg, mbok, Ejor,abiko never_ never_ever_beat your wife or cheat on her...
(Draw his two ears))))) Do you understand

Once in a while, take her out, buy her things, cook for her, bath her, reason is, at one point in time,those feelings might start to regress but as a man Yøu gotta spice it up from_time_to_time

#MyAdvice_To_you

Ønce again, HAppy Married Life
[/quote]

What's a VP?

Ijebulogic:
I sat next to a man and his young son (no more than 10 years old) on a flight once. When the stewardess came round, i overheard the boy ask for a coke and the stewardess brought out a Pepsi..the boy insisted on Coke and when the hostess said they didnt have it he asked for water. I was facsinated and asked him why he doesnt like Pepsi ,,he just shrugged and said "it doesnt taste right"; His father smiled and whispered to me that he was a VP at Coca-Cola....
Thats a good son....this samsung woman is an "alakoba"!!

Na wa ooo! But God dey sha.

babyosisi:


Who will donate liver?

charles009:

Hey Nairalanders,
I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face. I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house. Do you think its normal?

Tellwisdom:
Guy, u give am food before she sleep so??...E fit be hunger oo

LMAO @ am AN AFRICAN AMERICAN!
Laroux u shld try comedy.
Dis is a sincere Q? Kindly tell me what societal strata an african american wld be placed? Is it b4 or after a caucasian? Hehehe!does it mk u less human?
NL is filled wit all sorts.that info is so unnecessary.
Don't let anger overide ur sense of reasoning. #Cheers!

laroux:
@firstEVA servicing a white chic is far better than your asss. You're a disease. I don't beg for a living unlike you and your family. I'm an African-American entrepreneur. I've earned the right to be called boss. I'm an employer of labour and not an employee. I've got my own money. I pay my bills and even have properties and investments to show for it. What do you have? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. As for the alcohol, bitch I'm rich and I let the world know I am. I don't beg to drive people's car unlike you broke asss. Swimming in a white pussy is pure heaven. It's better than your maggots infested vagina. I feed you and your worthless lineage of the crumbs that fall off my table. That's the least I can do for your poverty stricken backside.