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Wowwww.... Interesting write up

Your last statement looks childish @Op nobody is gargling her with you

And I guess, you just came here to show yourself, Or to tell us that, your girlfriend who loves you so much now lives in USA. Well that's your headache not mine go and bring her back, since she didn't tell you.

Airforce1 don't have a cool voice.
I've had one of his song here on NL, and that got me thinking like what is he saying

greatness22:
I pray they sign Airforce1.... the guy is gud

IamMissMarvel:
Like ex husband like ex wife.

Same here though

Eboh4z:
Always travelling.....

Interesting

Read my signature...

ashewoboy:
Obioraaa's olosho.


Twaci.


Pinkycute.


Add yours.

Tendency, dats if they are not already.

I was here to laugh

Am confused too but why not tell mummy about the dream

Am interested

She's confused for real and she don't want to loose you as wel.

But have it in mind, there's this guy out there disturbing her, talking sweet nonsense to her, making her to lost interest in everything and it might affect her final.

@Op, you just have to be the man here, don't call her again, if you've the time, go and see her as a surprise, talk to her and make her understand that she'll be save in your hands this's the time she needs you most

Don't listen to all this NL guys concluding what they don't know. She might still love you, but confused due to pressure concerning some setting things, of which she has already confirmed to you. You know her very well more than we here. And i believe you're not a kid, and you can tell if someone is breaking up with you. So my dear, do the needful and save your relationship

That's a good step too... Who knows if the girl has told him the truth already

Shigoboy:
Try and contact the girl first to have some discussions with her, that would give you the idea of what to say

Question 1; Did your friend knew you slept with the girl... If Yes" then you've to tell your friend brother the truth "I mean, concerning the intimate and be so polite and be mindful of the words you use, so that you don't ruins someone happiness down...

Question 2; Is the girl still after you..
If Not" then you don't have to disclose anything to your friend brother, because is not really a big deal. and I see no reason why your friend brother wants to get some details from you, that's childishness "since the girl in question is not a virgin. So @Op, play your part and be the nice guy, because you said the girl is a good friend, well, keep this little secret of urs and it'll never breaks out If only the girl is not after you for now...

Hmmmmm... I think is the negative thoughts you have concerning yourself that's is bring you down. I mean, whenever you've those kind of dreams, why not bring yourself out, and think positive. Sometimes some dreams are harmless but our interpretation in reality determine who we are... So dear, your dreams are common, just leave your life free and think positive

Kill him No time

Nice one

chachanga:
Welcome Aboard.

It's not always a "beach-party-in-Miami" out here. I hope ur not coming in with your sunscreen alone.

Ur gonna need.....lemme see....


1. Helmets
{Lots and lottsa helmets. Army Commando Military type. Not those flimsy Okada Rider head-warmers, ok? Ya gotta get them durable. Your very life may depend on it one day. Especially as you sometimes get to live in these things for days at a time. AND WHY DO YOU NEED'EM

Because it's also a RANTS, RAVES, ABUSES, JABS universe out here . And trust me, they do abound here atimes and some radioactive Ebola-type CURSES, that you don't wanna be breathing the same air with often roam our vast corridors. They're often donated freely and cast forth by irate feuding forum members and you, lovely sleek you , don't wanna be a victim of all that, OK? So, that's one for the road!}


2. Kevlar Lined Bulletproof vests
[Sometimes it gets so hot in here, you feel you know where the ISIL goons learnt their trade. And why? Bullets sister, bullets! And, I mean Live Rounds, not blanks !!

Folks regularly catch their death here from all the grammatical "bullets" flying up and down around .
TECNO's done made it so that every roadside Vulcaniser can come out here fronting. There're leg breaking grammatical portholes all over the place.

We gotta be thankful this place aint like Skype. Arghh, you'd have had folks keeling over from instantaneous cardiacs' because of the phonetics of things too. So, bring your vests, please .]


3. SPAM GUARD / BULLSHIT FILTERS
Yeah babe, you're gonna need that for when the PM's start flying in.
Perennially h0rnyy dudes will wanna die @ur doorstep like moths at a flame. We got X-starved Death-row-type motha4ker dudes out here who would still try you if you'd come in here announcing yourself as the "late wifey of the late Idiamin Idiamin of Uganda". [Phew, that's bad taste mother of a joke right there, don't mind me, my bad !]


4. GOOD HUMOR
Yeah, you should by now have guessed that one of the things that make NL & Romanceland such a great place that most guys have permanently bookmarked on all their devices is, THE Humour!

You gotta be able to take a joke, a compliment etc without it going up your air ways.

Frankly, apart from the trigger-happy mods and a couple of the B!tchyy ones (and, everyone's allowed a downtime, right?); this place is way cool for getting some real good folks on your side on and off the Net. A lotta good bros and Sis.

I wouldn't wanna mention names but you got real Angels floating around in here, doing good all the time, kudos to y'all!


5. Non-Judgmental Good Ol' fashioned Broad-Mindedness
This one is more for your own sanity than anyone else's because trust me honey, you're gonna see'em all out here.
The rabid ones, the sh!t heads, the crack heads, the argumentative fools, the storytellers that can't fool sh!t etc etc.

Some comments make you wanna puke out your breakfast and some simply make you run to the toilets to shyyt your intestines out. (The Lawd help you if you're on a bus on 3rd Mainland then!)


AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS PLACE ALL THE MORE FUN...
the plethora, the sheer diversity of minds, it's all yours baby.

The self-appointed Avatars will magically appear to you shortly in your Inbox to guide the rest of your path here. {that's beyond my pay-grade besides my MB's reserved for other constructive types of bullshyyt }

Once again, Welcome Aboard, Our sister's sister!

Like seriously

CUM4WHAT:
:Di laff at op's free display of sthupidity

Hey girlfriend you're welcome here... Enjoy your stay while it lasts long

At least someone still like me thou am not that active here again

hfinest1:
Name: Elisha (hfinest1)

Age: early twenties

Occupation: teacher (temporary)

Are you single, dating or married: so very muchsingle

Those u like on Romance Section: Hurklan, eniqurl, pinkycute, iceberylin, liljboy, and many more

Those u dislike on Romance section: no time to dislike anyone

Those u find annoying: liljboy

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): tosyne2much

Those you follow and wish follows you back: marieolae

Why do you follow the people you follow: majorly cos of their posts and I follow ppl that act maturely

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: nil

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: nil

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: one irunoobo like that... I always feel like replying her silly posts, but I prefer to ignore

Which Romancelander is fake.: irunoobo, juicypunny,

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: delectablegyal, rokiatu

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: eniqurl

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): her maturity and friendliness

Your favorite Romancelander(s): liljboy

Your favorite mod: ermmm... I dunno

Funniest Romancelander(s): orijin101

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: none

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: nil

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.: hurklan

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: one nigga like that holywizard

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: I don't understand d question

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Hurklan, eniqurl, labaski

NLer(S) you consider smart:

NL member that tries too hard.: one kay1 or mrkay or so... who keeps ranting bout how he can fvxk a girl till she cum n keeps putting his number everywhere for girls to add him up for sxx

NLer(s) you find intriguing: nitefury

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: I don't insult ppl

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: none

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: marieolae,

Who do u often agree with: liljboy

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): dameadaobi

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: nil

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: nil

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: nil

End time ROMANCE

Happy birthday popori bae... I wish you heavenly best

hfinest1:
happy birthday to eniqurl.... my one an only sweetheart... my suga.... my buttercup... my honeypie... my cupcake... my everything...

love u much honey....


cc: Hurklan, liljboy, dhamiylola, Dalyjay, ritababe, pinkycute, et al...

Lolzzzzzz.... Bae your last sentence is killing

Una too funny for here

Sleekyshuga:
You of all people ?? Imagine you!! You dey jubilate say you see wetin? Just look @ you!! And after you will tell me you have eyes but can't use them.. Yes!!! Dance ontop!! self-service on it.. Let the sharing continue .. Phewwwww

Na you be mama wey born me with plenty b.oobie and the bushy shit down ere

STFUareyouGod:
my dear, keep it up. Linda Ikeji started just like you

Yeah?

pbs4real:
pinkycute

Lolzzzzzz no be small thing oooo...
I've been reading this thread for page one till date and my head is full... Lolzzzzzz..

Aproko no good at all..

STFUareyouGod:
see Wetin aproko don cause you

Like seriously

KingTom:
I don't have a credit card.

Am just here to obverse.... Strong Things are really going on here