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1. Security & Politics
Tinubu’s High-Level Security Meeting: President Bola Tinubu met with service chiefs amid escalating attacks in the North (Plateau, Benue, Borno) and approved new air assets to combat insurgency.

DSS vs. Pat Utomi: The DSS sued Prof. Pat Utomi over alleged plans to form a "shadow government," which he called an "act of cowardice."

IPOB’s Allegation Against FG: IPOB accused the government of using a "fake DSS witness" to prosecute Nnamdi Kanu.

2. Economy & Governance
N1.68 Trillion Revenue Shared: FAAC disbursed April 2025 revenue to FG, states, and LGAs, marking a N103bn increase from March.

Senate President’s Bold Claim: Godswill Akpabio declared that political parties "won’t exist" in Akwa Ibom by 2027, citing PDP’s collapse.

3. Legal & Social Issues
Simon Ekpa’s Trial Begins: The Biafran separatist leader faced charges in Finland for inciting terrorism online.

Islamic Movement Members Acquitted: A Nigerian court freed 60 members detained for 6 years over a police officer’s death.

Domestic Violence Shock: A Rivers woman was arrested for severing her partner’s manhood during a dispute.

4. Sports & Entertainment
Flying Eagles’ U20 AFCON Exit: Nigeria lost 1-0 to South Africa, sparking debates about team quality.

AMVCA 2025 Glamour: The Africa Magic Awards made headlines for its surprises and fashion.

Davido’s Career Revelation: The singer claimed he’d have been a journalist if not a musician.

5. Regional Updates
Wike Denies Health Rumors: FCT Minister Nyesom Wike dismissed claims of illness, asserting he’s "full of energy."

Cross River’s Linguistic Oddity: Reports highlighted a community where men and women speak different languages.

For more details, refer to sources like Ripples Nigeria, Daily Post, and Vanguard.

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As the chairman of the Bachelors Boyfriends and Husband-Materials Association of Nigeria (BBHMAN), I hereby announce that we are rejecting every BOXERS AND SINGLET gift this Valentine's.

We are tired of recieving singlet and boxers every year from women. Enough is enough! Ike agwugo anyi. Hooha! Let them go and buy us watches, shoes, perfumes or any other gift apart from singlet and boxers biko.

Any man found receiving singlet or boxers will pay a fine of N14,000 (FOURTEEN THOUSAND NAIRA) into the chairman's personal account.

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My wife was a virgin when I married her, and before our 5th anniversary she showed signs that she was not satisfied with my sexual performance. I felt bad about it and I started trying all the bitters available and I almost developed a heart disease; then I shared my problem with someone that helped me with a solution, and five months later, after almost two weeks of daily sex with a bigger penis, she confessed to me that she had secretly filed for divorce, even after having two children for me!

Can you imagine?

I felt really bad because I love my family, and almost lost them because I wasn't performing my duty well.

So many men are going through this problem and I AM VERY HAPPY that I was able to meet someone that helped me!

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She was a virgin when I married her, and before our 5th anniversary she showed signs that she was not satisfied with my sexual performance. I felt bad about it and I started trying all the bitters available and I almost developed a heart disease; then I shared my problem with someone that helped me with a solution, and five months later, after almost two weeks of daily sex with a bigger penis, she confessed to me that she had secretly filed for divorce, even after having two children for me!

Can you imagine?

I felt really bad because I love my family, and almost lost them because I wasn't performing my duty well.

So many men are going through this problem and I AM VERY HAPPY that I was able to meet someone that helped me!

If you have this problem as a man; or you wish to know how to be a real man to your woman; or you are a woman that is not satisfied with the man you love and you want to help him, watch this free video to upgrade your sex life.

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Personally, I've been secretive about many things concerning my irregular business. The fact is that, once I introduce it to someone, the follow up questions are always boring to me, ...maybe I'm not a good teacher. I thought I was the only one in the business in the way I do it, but recently, I listened to an audio recording that exposed more than everything I was hiding. Naija people are awesome! You can download the recording here » AudioRecording

Although, things are really hard for some Nigerians, and it is reported that the twitter Ban is even making the country lose billions daily, the following are easy points that you can use to have a very blessed week and stay positive through such times:

* Don't start the week stressed out!

* Prepare for the next day as much as you can the night before.

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* Be Thankful. Take time to practice gratitude.

* Adjust your attitude so you're not “working for the weekend”.

* Set one goal for yourself this week.

* Help random people, by paying transport fee, buying them a snack, etc.

* Limit social media, take out time to admire something else, e.g. Nature, etc.

The USSD protocol allows you to access hidden features you didn't know about right from your smartphone's dialer. But there is some trickiness you'll need to know about.

Coders have a storied tradition of baking in secret passageways that can only be accessed by inputting a special "key." And so that tradition continues in the mobile age.

These publicly available backchannels allow users to directly communicate with their service provider's computers and/or access back-end features in their device. They are accessed by inputting them into the phone's dialer (the screen you use to start a phone call) and usually begin and end with the * or # keys with a sequence of numbers in between (there's close-to-zero chance that anyone would accidentally access them).

Most people don't really need to know how their local cell towers are performing or what their IMEI number is (more on that later). Still, it can be fun to play around and see what unexpected functionality your phone is hiding beneath the surface.

If you really want to try them out, your best bet may be to Google your phone's make and carrier + "USSD" for a tailored, comprehensive list.

Field Mode: *3001#12345#*
Type *3001#12345#* into your phone's dialer and then press the green call button to access "Field Mode," which can give you access to info about local networks and cell towers.

You'll probably never ever have to know about your local cell tower's "Measured RSSi," but it's fun to look around for a bit.
General Test Mode: *#0*#

It works on Android. This prompts a library of different phone operations, which could be operated with a single push (e.g. Sleep, Front Cam, Vibration).

Display your IMEI: *#06#
To access it, type in the above code, and then the green call button to prompt your IMEI number.
The IMEI is unique to your device. Among other things, the number can help "blacklist" stolen devices or help with customer support.
Check Your Call Forwarding: *#67#
This code allows you to check which number your phone is currently forwarding calls to when you're busy or reject a call.

By default, this is probably your carrier's voicemail service, but you can change it to forward to a different number (a home number, office number, or third-party answering service for example). On an iPhone, you can change this number by going to Settings > Phone > Call Forwarding. On Android (varies from system to system), tap the Phone app > hamburger icon > Settings > Call > More Settings > Call forwarding
Get Even More Info on Call Forwarding: *#61#
On Galaxy phone, this code prompted a pop-up that explain how long until a call is forwarded to the message center. On the iPhone, regardless of carrier, this code just show the same info as *#67# .

Check Your Available Minutes: *646#
Apparently this one only works on postpaid plans. It work on Galaxy phone. Instead of showing the info on a new screen, it send to the phone a text message.
Check Your Bill Balance: *225#
On Android it prompt a SMS message with current balance due.
Hide Your Phone From Caller ID: #31#
Works on Android. But entering this code prompted a pop-up stating that Caller ID had been disabled. In order to re-instate Caller ID, enter *31# .

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Check Your Billing Cycle: *3282#
Works on Android. It prompt an SMS message with billing info.
SMS Message Center: *5005*7672#
This code will tell you your SMS message center number.
Activate Call Waiting: *43#
This code will activate call waiting; you can deactivate it by entering #43#.
Quick Test Menu (Samsung Galaxy Only) *#7353#
This code only works on Samsung Galaxy models. This is similar to the General Test mode mentioned earlier, in that it brings up a menu with a number of one-tap test prompts.
 
Firmware (Samsung Galaxy Only) *#1234#
Only works on Galaxy devices. But it will let you know your phone's current firmware. So, have fun with that.

Codes working with most of cell phones
These code should work with most cell phones. Some may not be usable depending on the provider.

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“Once there was a young warrior. Her teacher told her that she had to do battle with fear. didn’t want to do that. It seemed too aggressive; it was scary; it seemed unfriendly.

But the teacher said she had to do it and gave her the instructions for the battle. The day arrived. The student warrior stood on one side, and fear stood on the other.

The warrior was feeling very small, and fear was looking big and wrathful. They both had their weapons. The young warrior roused herself and went toward fear, prostrated three times, and asked,

“May I have permission to go into battle with you?”

Fear said, “Thank you for showing me so much respect that you ask permission.”

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A man married a beautiful girl. He loved her very much. One day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her beauty. It so happened that one day her husband left for a tour.

While returning, he met with an accident and lost his eyesight. However, their married life continued as usual. But as days passed she lost her beauty gradually. Blind husband did not know this, and there was not any difference in their married life. He continued to love her, and she also loved him very much.

One day she died. Her death brought him great sorrow.

He finished all her last rites and wanted to leave that town. A man from behind called and said, now how will you be able to walk all alone? All these days your wife used to help you.

He replied I am not blind. I was acting because if she knew l could see her ugliness, it would have pained her more than her disease. So I pretended to be blind. She was a very good wife. I only wanted to keep her happy.

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Since I moved into this flat, this Miranda girl who's my neighbor has been trying so hard to get all friendly with me, which I wasn't in for. I moved in with my dog ( a six years Labrador retriever breed) named Sebastien in our 2 bedroom flat. I wasn't cut out for what Miranda wanted so I try as much as possible to get her off my leash but she keeps pressing on — to strike up conversations of getting to know me better and would laugh weirdly at anything I said even when my face was visible with sheer contempt, Sebastien didn't also like her much and would bark angrily when he sensed her presence getting close to my door which I was very grateful for. On a Saturday evening we coincidentally bumped into each other, in her quest to give me food as a neighborly gesture which disgusted me but I feigned appreciation collecting the food with a sour smile on my face, I opened the container and my nostrils was bombarded with the pleasant smell of fried rice and chicken. I wasn't having any of it, even if the food smelt nice, I'd give it to Sebastien rather than wasting her effort in preparing the meal in the trashcan. Sebastien relished the meal with delighted not leaving one grain, licking the plate clean.

The next day, Sebastien sensed her coming towards the door, and instead of barking he stood up with excitement, panting and wagging his tail, sticking out his tongue. This reaction was unusual and I had to open up, as I turned the knob, Sebastien hurriedly wanted to jump on her which terrified her and she screamed dashing into her apartment. This kept occuring, and she was going bonkers, and had to confess that she added a love potion into my food and it seems Sebastien is madly in love with her which suppose to be me.

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In a recent massage to her women folk, a health practitioner, who simply identified herself as a nurse, explained why there are more widows than widowers.

Her message posted on the Facebook page of one Senator William Williams, the nurse noted that most deaths of married men are stress related, “I am a Nurse and I can authoritatively tell you that”.

According to her, Do you know that most wives don’t know that their husbands are doing so much for the family until the poor man is dead and gone?

“That is when the wife realizes the heavy weight of responsibility the husband was carrying. Wives need to understand and give their husbands peace at home.

“Are men not trying? How can an African man with all kinds of loads and responsibilities be expected to be as romantic as an American man?

“Women, please give your husbands peace at home. Encourage your husbands. Stop being sarcastic to them”, she warned.

She however counselled the woman to continually trouble her husband if she would like to join the widows club early, “note that the widows club is not funny, ask members”.

She called on wives to always help their husbands in contributing to the family, “Be a helper. Be submissive. Stop nagging. Build your home and marriage. It is not greener outside there.

“Don’t be deceived, help your husband to live longer. Avoid rushing to join the widows club.

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“Men are physically stronger but die easily from too much burdens. Had I known is the saddest lexicon in human language. It is better late than sorry”, she retorted.

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