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SeverusSnape:
I've never deflowered any girl, in fact, I've never had sex with any girl.

seconded

Mr Lie Mohammed. I enjoy the way he plays with words.

#peeps into thread# don't see how this would change the price of tea in China. Life goes on #continues drinking the already swollen ijebu garri#

issokay

andyanders:
In fact the pastor and her daughter should be sentenced to death by hanging.

seconded. but in this country...

Nigeria, we hail thee

U again, aren't u d treasure of spacebookers

[quote author=Princeojual
post=33600128]If you and I meet, as a boy meeting a girl.after asking you your name and exchanging rapport, sha you go expect money, chicken republic, shopping etc. sometimes you'd be in charge of the ATM.the moment the money finish, Lamborghini speed na small. [/quote

#abandons the bottle of origin and runs back into d thread # be my guest

very baseless thread

Princeojua:
Hi Nairanders. Mennnnnnnn! This life your are seeing has lots of impediments. Girls are successfully the greatest of all the challenges, problems, Obstacles, roadblocks, plateaus, pillars, fallen bridges. All this are what girls are to an aspirational young man. In the course of my Toasting, teasing and bleeping Marathon. I saw a lot and many got me blind. Repent! and stick to one girl. All girls Virgina is the same, you will know it quality when you bleep straight for 40minutes. Please, let girls be and chase your dreams.

#walks into thread with bottle of origin, drops the bottle but decides not to slap the OP, since he's already blind.#
Tell them o, they are the ones chasing after us. and we are not challenges, problems,... Instead we bring peace and goodwill ( eg ME)
#picks up the bottle and strolls out of thread#

Lol,i really enjoyed doing it with my brothers, sometimes naked and dancing alanta. The kind cold and cough weh go later tear us ehn, Mumsi got tired of buying 'beniline with codeine'

imas:
Am not surprised, after all it's Church business

Yes o, people will definitely apply and go for interviews

damiloladuke:
he should resign

story for the pepeyes

I'm just here to laugh. **runs out of thread unnoticed**

make-up is what you add to your body(especially the face) to enhance your beauty. It also helps to boost your confidence. But it might be a problem when overused ( when it completely changes your natural look).
@OP, who doesn't want to like look beautiful, and feel beautiful

It means u take off your footwear, bend down , pick it up, and run ( without looking back). My Igbo brothers call it #oso-ndu#

They do all these, all in the name of religion

nice points OP. But I think the best thing to do is to quit any form of relationship with the abuser. This can be very difficult especially for married women with children who are being abused by their husbands. Some still endure it hoping that at the end he will change.

U can give me the money, I already have plans for it. Trust me

nice one @OP

very educating @ OP

nice one @ OP. and y is the list not up to 10?

y don't u ask google

#she's ugly, she's ugly, bla bla bla# just let her be, must u comment, can u even create anyone? if u feel she's ugly, dats ur cup of tea, u don't have to b so bitter about it, abeg the beautiful ones are yet to b born.

radiokilla:
It's actually not right to hit any woman - wife, gf, mother or sister, beating them can be akin to using a weapon on anyone. I got to know this when i once beat my sister (that girl can be so annoying) although i had done that a couple of times before but i had to vow that day never to hit any lady again when i saw a large protrusion on her forehead. I was so emotional, i ran to her and begged for forgiveness. Moreover, where did i learn that anomaly from? I never saw my dad hit my mum when he was still alive. Perhaps, it was ignorance.

As the OP said, there are many ways to beat a woman. Although i am not married. But i learnt it using my mum as a case study. When she annoys me, i quietly find an excuse to go a friend's place and wouldn't come back till 8pm that day. She would want to roast me alive when i came back. This time, for leaving her, and subtly, we settle our differences while i order drinks for everyone at home. It works. Women seek attention. It pains them when you deny that to them. For the record, Some of them like being beaten. I advice all men to have self control and learn to cook. This are the two weapons that will definitely be useful. When your wife gets heady, give her space and let her feel your absense but beware of overdoing it. Although it doesn't work for every woman but the efficacy is high.

u just mada my day

radiokilla:
It's actually not right to hit any woman - wife, gf, mother or sister, beating them can be akin to using a weapon on anyone. I got to know this when i once beat my sister (that girl can be so annoying) although i had done that a couple of times before but i had to vow that day never to hit any lady again when i saw a large protrusion on her forehead. I was so emotional, i ran to her and begged for forgiveness. Moreover, where did i learn that anomaly from? I never saw my dad hit my mum when he was still alive. Perhaps, it was ignorance.

As the OP said, there are many ways to beat a woman. Although i am not married. But i learnt it using my mum as a case study. When she annoys me, i quietly find an excuse to go a friend's place and wouldn't come back till 8pm that day. She would want to roast me alive when i came back. This time, for leaving her, and subtly, we settle our differences while i order drinks for everyone at home. It works. Women seek attention. It pains them when you deny that to them. For the record, Some of them like being beaten. I advice all men to have self control and learn to cook. This are the two weapons that will definitely be useful. When your wife gets heady, give her space and let her feel your absense but beware of overdoing it. Although it doesn't work for every woman but the efficacy is high.

u just mada my day

buygala:
From my experience, nothing frustrates a bitcchy girlfriend more than silence.... total verbal black-out and blank expression ..... they will be dying to know what's on your mind because that kind of silence is much creepier than all the shouting and beating a man can bring himself to do


Anyway, me sef wey no even well before na im woman wan dey show herself for my side? ....

Last time a babe made me really wanna beat her, I just went on lowkey to fucck two of her best friends in a single week... She was the one now crying uncontrollably and blaming me for not beating her instead but getting back at her by bleeping her friends


THANK GOD I HAVE NOW GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST .... I AM NOW A NEW MAN

no b only new man, na fresh man

what a wonderful world