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Nice one

wunmi590:
Lol ironing panties? You make me laugh, you and my fiancée should be friends, come and see how she always help me to iron my bossers

That's how we roll

Durent:
Sister, don't u know sun is good to provide da Pant with essential nutrients? ..beta stat dey spread am outside

lol, nu wehtin? from sun? #ahdonbelievit#

I can't o, na private matter.

some do it cos they want the heat of the sun to dry them completely. Its better to iron it after drying ( inside o), cos the heat from the iron can kill of some monitoring bacteria.

Just as the OP suggested "be a pack of wolves".
Abeg any fellow chemist in the house

No 6 and 9 sha...

Amen

lmao, I tire for number 2(monitoring spirits) and 7.

Lol, That your number 5 ehn, na you know

I think this OP is high on sahara weed

buygala:
I just looked up "jobless" in the dictionary and your name came up as a perfect synonym

example...

Why are you this introvert?

His girlfriend left him because he was introvert

I pity all these introvert Nigerian girls strolling around aimlessly in Dubai.... They take the Arab dicck and are paid with the Arab prison

I got very introvert on Tuesday, and I decided to compete with introvert for FTC for 12 hours.... that was how I wasted 12 hours of my precious life and introvert still beat me 67-10 on the topics I commented on

There is more to life than getting the highest number of FTC on nairaland

ArchEnemy:
pinocchio? That means you must not tell a lie if you love your nose

lmao, yes o, I love my nose

oseod:
If I hear say I watch boys over flowers....

I was just passing one shop one day like this na I'm I see one girl dey watch am..

It watched it by mistake...

Since today na Sunday, make I just manage talk say I believe you.

sorry

oseod:
Finally.....I've caught the people sponsoring Korean movie ministry in Nigeria...

But seriously, the op looks like "goo jun pyo".....any of you can apply to be his "geum Jan di"

Bros I dey suspect you o, do you too dey follow watch am. you even carry all their names for head

No be only geum Jan di, na di Jan geum

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oseod:
I admire your courage......like seriously
You know say these nairalanders no get joy for heart.....
Na rubbish full them mouth.

No matter how handsome you are, they will still bash you..

Maybe its your attitude that ladies are afraid of...or something u aren't telling us

....there's nothing wrong with the look anyway....you're on some fine boo shiiii

You look like goo jun pyo...

lmao, @ goo jun pyo. That Korean movie ehn, the thing tire me.

3 idiots

Tomjazzy2:
That must be Ifite in awka
Unizik students trying to form oga boss

lol, secounded .

Very nice tips, well done OP

dhantey324:
After una don inbox doc finish, una go dey form rubbish abi? Bt girl u fine small o , if doc do u anyhow, we dey here

No be only doc, na d*c.


Abeg come join me drink ijebu garri

I'm u-jay, currently living in sambisa forest
my email address is ww.bokosambisa....dats all

Thank you very much standd, this is wonderful

pure madness

Lol, very funny post, but true. That number 10 ehn, the thing tire me.

toluine56:
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d for dog, donkey, duck...

oseod:
.I wonder why men carry this virginity issue on their head like a luggage..
Like its your birthright or inheritance to marry a virgin..... be it religious or non-religious.

Maybe if you guys had vaginas, your perception on virginity may change..
A virgin woman can be a blessing to those around her,
So also a nonvirgin woman........it can also be vice-versa

Virginity is only "a part" of what makes a virtuous woman, it isn't every thing.

Its easy to get men fooled, with this virgin headache they carry on their head.....
Many virgins today are simply women who haven't had vaginal intercourse, not women who haven't had sex
Many virgins have either performed oral or anal intercourse or both at some point.......
And they still consider themselves virgins, ...this is self deception..(its called oral/anal "sex", not oral/anal exercise or whatever)

Its not their fault though, since society has defined or stressed virginity as lack of vaginal intercourse so they leave the vagina unused for who it may concern.....and get busy with the remaining "holes"

Non-virgins can be just as or even more faithful and wonderful as their virgin counterparts......I mean, women are beautiful beings, virgin or non-virgin......(many probable lost theirs due to teenage naivety/ gullibility, which is understandable, and have grown up since then (although not everyone grows up))

Stop taking this virginity thing too personal.....it will only give you headache and create a society full of deceit

This is wonderful, nice one

starlingslimnet:
Abeg no dey talk that thing again

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