₦airaland Forum

Mzflexydeeva: hello people, how r u all doing? greetings to all my ogas at the top

Jenni_angel: hehehe,,,,, shaking my a*s*s......................

SalvationMopol: I FEEL THE AGONY in this thread as a result of continous denial of our names on the list.
if by the end of today i checked my name & its stil "sorry,u're yet to be offered admission" i wil accept my faith & blive that funaab is regrettable cos dey are so bias.
thank God i had plan b to avoid another 365days loss

Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the
muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning
guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta.
I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u
are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I
hav over 40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I
yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and
by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di
biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I
employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my
etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her
with my glo; and hire another manger with my
airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first
lady of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in my head and
all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are
under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are
making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china
and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi
igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any
ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on
errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it
my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under
me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d
president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world,
pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My
yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo
aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi

MrRomantic1: you are still sleeping! Wake up and stp building castles in d air!! The earlier yu realise life is nat such fancy dream,the better!
Take my advise to prevent embarrassment! Unless if na dos gals wey de sleep around yu fit brain-wash sha! Cus matured,classy gals cannat fall ya trickz!

Happy new month

Sanguine: Mercy beaucoup signor.

ablejoe: Lagos has the best advantage, more of small jobs to make ur money, easily import small foreign things etc. Then follow by PH, it has few jobs, goods cant be imported directly but must first pass thru lagos, high spending low income. Benin is the worst of all. There is no creativity in what they do. I'm speaking from experience cos i've lived in these three cities

odizeey: naso leave dat boy,na gigolo dey do am

wisemania: jekomo!

MrRomantic1: ;wah do yu mean?

MrRomantic1: Lol! Save d grammer for ya students in primary school and face d fact dt no-gal can be brainwashed by a pic yu uploaded frm d net!abi yu think say na stone age yu de?
RangerRover ko
RoverRanger ni#lol

MrRomantic1: Is rangeroversport d new nickname 4 ya KEKE?

Hahahahahahaahaha. I've done a lot to get a gal
attention but I think the highest one is the day I met a gal in a car park. I've already boarded and I was in the bus when she came. She was very beautiful, so I had to get her attention at all cost. Then came the opportunity.
She bought a pure water sachet and
drank half of it. As soon as she was about to throw it
away, I reached out to her and I told her to please
give me the remaining water. I gave her an excuse
that I had 1 thousand naira note so I couldn't buy
pure water. She gave it to me and was expecting me to clean the mouth befre drinking but I drank it
without thinking. That was how we started talking.
Foolish right? U no holy pass

Mzflexydeeva: I don't understand igbo,i'm from Edo state. Edo girl residing in Benin but currently in PH

Mzflexydeeva: don't get? Wat's d point?

Jenni_angel: hehehehe, *just wakaring pass*

Sanguine: wetin man pickin go do kwanu? . The News have become really ASUUnisized. . So everyone just have to keep basking in the aura of ASUUgandism.

Mzflexydeeva: which question do I have to ans b4 d council of elders

Ken excel: This is d highest level of joblessness...
A
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.ASUU see wat u av casued

Sanguine: [size=20pt]Hi guys. Thank God it's FRIDAYY!![/size]

wisemania: if its not sanguine,who else kud it be.. ....wow,na ur own kon make sence pass sef....
Thumbs up sweety.....i love ->u<- diiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee..4get dat plantain jare......no level 4 am...i'll like to know ur real name if u wudnt mind.....

hotncold: DR STORM VS OFFICER
Knock, knock
Door opens...
Officer: I am lukin 4 Dr Storm
Dr Storm: I am d one. Bt Y re u lukin 4 me?
Officer: Dis is 2 let u know dat u've been discharged nd acquitted 2 study Medicine & Surgery against all odds!
Dr Storm: But I wasn't convicted b4 na?
Officer: Nor worry, e get Y
Dr Storm: Officerrrr God dey sha o. So, let d azonto dance steps begin!
Hehehe... Dis my joke dull shaa

I know dis is comin late bt all d same, 4rm d front, middle nd bak of my heart I dedicate dis 2 d Resilient, Persistent nd Insisten Dr Storm of Nairaland nd Nigeria. Am not a Nairalander but I was so moved by d Touching Testimony of ur admission dat I had 2 borrow my broda's login details in order 2 mak dis comment. Ur story is a great inspiratn 2 odas, in nd outside Nairaland, with d determinatn 2 succeed. Dis is 2 wish Dr Storm a BIG congratulatn nd 2 tell u 2 continue 2 Storm ur world in ur chosen career!
CONGRATZ ONCE AGAIN!!!
CHEERS!!!

To all d very Ogas like Lamuel, Carin Temi, Jenni_Angel, Planetuzor nd all oda noble members of dis thread I doff my hat 4 you oo!

Abeg, I don too talk, mak I quik return d login details 2 d person I borrow am 4rm.... Hehehehe

STORM2: lol. Here's my opinion on the matter. Getting a first degree isn't easy. Everyone knows that. Now think of the journey to becoming a professor.
first degree, then masters, the 3 to 4 years spent getting a phD. Now during that time u must be reading oh.....and publishing sensible journals (those of us who have experienced project in final year should understand this)
now u will think that after phD work don finish but this isn't true. To remain relevant, u must continue to write and publish.....if u don't you cannot become a professor.
If you notice i've not even added the fact that while all this is happening, the lecturer has to supervise both bsc and msc students,lecture students, take care of a family, prepare lecture notes, mark scripts etc
So while this strike was on many lecturers finally had time to finish their research, some finally published something new (contributing to knowledge is work so don't let FG deceive u), some read up their project students work...etc
the bottom line is lecturers look lazy to us because we don't see them in class during strike but they are always working.....always. So not paying them for four months is just being unfair. Can u imagine not receiving pocket money for 4months? Omo i can't oh