iwantloan2009 is 190.

for those who are wondering.

Saving Spot for post.

ThePelican:

Did I request help to get bank statements from her? No. Honestly, I'm amazed at how far she's gone saying these spurious things. Let me tell you something. She offered to even use her dad's bank statements and tax papers for me and I refused (you can look up the "General Students USA visa" thread on Travels Section for her question in this regards. I was her contextual 'cousin' she referred to). We later came to find out that it wasn't going to fly with the US embassy. . .but even before that, I refused to accept that offer and I went on to tell her I didn't want her having a problem with her dad or whatnot because I believed the US embassy could call her dad and things would go awfully wrong. So where did I request her help to get me bank statements?

Please , I'm enjoying your stories. Please post the email.
I admit, I was naieve to the process, till I learned that it was infact wrong, and you insisted that you would have funds ready to send.
This was my first time to be dealing with this, and many people can attain to that fact.

@to those who are making comments, but know nothing.
I said nothing but the truth.
Im not perfect, but I will never knowingly particpate in something wrong.
this is not over Petty 500 or how ever much I spent.
I have sent more to help others in need, and people here cannot reason.
I have learned my lesson about Nigerians, and honestly I'm ashamed.
After this, I think i'll be done with NL.

Missy B:

If I were You, Plat, I'D come out of hiding and speak once and for all.
Noted!!
I Laugh!!!

I was reading. I dont have anything to hide.

hey cous hey ayetty

Teejayz:

May za soul rest in za ferfect[b] fiss wallahi![/b]

lmaoo

SEFAGO:

Retard. Please repeat the words "retard" and point at your retarded self while doing so. Do it twice then hopefully you reach an epiphany that you should not waste cyberspace on your uselessness.

Retard  

abeg, I will do so when you finish wanking off yarduas knob and swallowing his embalming fluid
Come sef, dont tell me u cry for this useless man too?
You dey fall my hand oo

abswale:

This tread is 100% useless.

no its not.
It brought useless people like you in.

SEFAGO:

evil, cursed, heartless igbo women- I am so bloddy disgusted at humanity

You're nothing but a pathetic weakling.
Please go and bury yourself with him, and while you;re at it retrieve the funds he stole.
thank you.

tpia.:

cyber[b]grump[/b]


i just went through your posts and noticed you're one of the professional whiners on nl.

ie people who can moan all day and have nothing relevant to contribute to society.

i also noticed sahara reporters is your sacred gospel.

nuff said.


you're also very active in sexuality section, with all kinds of excessively daft and dead posts. Since that's where you're the happiest, [and also doesnt require too much brainwork], why not collect blowjobber and go give yourselves blowjobs there.

so instead of reading his post , you commit an ad hominem?
Sigh.
This is very sad.

tpia.:

@ bolded

isnt that what i said?

and you're angry and pained not because of nigeria's situation but dissociation.

   * the act of removing from association
   * a state in which some integrated part of a person's life becomes separated from the rest of the personality and functions independently
what does that have to do with anything?
So everyone who is saying the same thing are affected also?
If a father beats his children daily unmercifully, and I am happy he passes on for the sake of the children, you now make conjunctions to figure me out?
One thing ppl dont get about me is I dont flow with something just because, or its how its done.
If its wrong , its wrong Period.
Continue to pacify his actions, nothing do u
when the next 100 years go by and Nigeria still is a cesspool, then you will only have yourselves to blame.

Ivynwa:

Bj and platinum i should leave here but I can't yet, I am baffled at the intensity of your anger. Come on chill down guys. You don't have to get worked up. You don't have to sound that vitriolic and acidic. I am wishing that I can reach out and comfort you and make you simmer down.( shhhhhhhhh I bet I am going to get swallowed right now)

I pity you, and at the same time fear for the future of nigeria, we are a bunch of weaklings.  

n-guage:

LOL. You know I won't call you anything. I'm only saying some people are adoring this man because they find him adorable and you are not adoring him because you don't. Simple. I'm just saying it's nothing to argue about.

Now if you want to hear why I think he's worthy of the condolences and celebration, I'll tell you. But you will have to calm down and get off argument mode.

LOL I'll listen to you as soon as someone tells me one point in his agenda he followed.
i should praise him because nepa works 2 hours in a week in my village now?
Shior

tpia.:


too much generalization here and most of it is wrong anyway.

like i pointed out before, your anger and bitterness aren't necessarily from one or more particular things but more like some kind of angst and dissociation.

meaning even if you'd lost nobody, you'd still be here cursing yaradua or any other person in that slot.

you will never get it.
Its more than losing a family member.
Its the entire country!
It pains me to come home and see the mess we live in.
Im not talking specifically but as a whole!
Yes if a person is a thief do I have to be robbed by a thief to mock him?
Nigerians!
Abeg- im keeping tabs on whos posting nonsense here, these same people better not be crying "woe is me" in the next thread.
Senseless!

n-guage:

I can only tell you why I think his life is worth celebrating and why I choose to celebrate it. I can't tell you as a matter of fact why you should celebrate it. There can only be opinions here and very few facts, so it's nothing worth arguing about. All I'm saying is coolu coolu coolu temper.

http://www.esnips.com/doc/de2207fe-2d3b-4dd6-8dea-173d3f7d836f/Lagbaja---Coolu-Temper

im angry at the blunt adoration of this man.
It pains me because you know Nigeria can be a way better country than it is, and the people who help hinder it are celebrated!
Call me what you want but im just saying on whats on a lot of peoples minds

Ivynwa:

Goodnight platinum, save that energy of yours. If you employ it in constructive thinking, it can help you become a president tommorrow and have others talk about you for a change. We have talked about a person for too long, I don't do that, give me ideas that can bring peace to Nigeria and the world and we can examine it all night long. That is what I am searching for now. I feel the pain the hardship in our country is giving us all and I am sorry. If I have the opportunity to make at least some things right believe me, I will put a smile on that face of yours, now smile! Goodnight love!

This is not the time for fairy tales.
Life is not some storybook where you write happy endings because you feel like it.
If i can quickly effectively remove all corrupt heads of state, that would be my first agenda.
Can we work on that?
My prayer is that  the rest of them quickly find themselves with the rest of the innocents they assisted 6ft under.

Before you leave, can you tell me one point Yardua did for Nigeria?
I rest my case.
Before Obama's first year was up, newspapers tore him a new one about the economy, but see we have people crying over someone whos been screwing with us for years, and you ask me to keep quiet.
waka pass!

tpia.:

@platinumk




^^ your opinion is just that- an opinion.

you have yours, others have theirs.

To you, he was a bad person because your cousin died from a preventable disease caused by inadequate healthcare.

To others, nigerians have been cursing nigeria since time immemorial and nigerians never have anything good to say about any leader who isnt white, foreign and non-nigerian. So its a never ending litany which one gets tired of hearing.

and while he may have been bad to you, not everybody can say the same.

abeg why am i always the one trying to inject sense into nl? I no be aristotle nah. Let me also go play in romance section or something for once.

Tpia- there are so many things he could have done for this country.
He sat his hands while his family looted!
I'm sorry, but i have no pity for thieves!
Whoever aint saying the same are those who benefited from him, and out of the millions that live in Nigeria, that would be a couple hundred.
Its not a white thing, its a common sense thing.
We need something like what happened in Ghana, maybe nigerians will wake up sha.

n-guage:

Platinum, why so feisty? You don't think Yar'adua's life deserves to be celebrated?

what is there to celebrate? Abeg Tell me plssssssss so i can keep quiet at hypocrisy!
But i had a few drinks for his death!
Good riddance to bad rubbish!
you people will continue to pacify rubbish and Nigeria will continue to dish it to you!

Ivynwa:


Bj sweetie, I couldn't help laughing at few of your words even though your first paragraph was too nasty. Like somebody mentioned you are really hurting dear, and I feel your pains okay Baby. From the tone of this thread I now understand how much people are hurting over that unfunny behaviour of not been communicated to but believe me if yar adua was conscious I am sure he can be so irresponsible as to keep quiet on Nigerians that long. I didn't find it funny then too but now that he is dead I realized that he must have been in Coma all those while. Pls stop hurting okay guys.

So now you're telling me you cry over a man who has been in a coma his entire presidential term?
i am now toning down because oga in the house but i no say mugu pass u o
What one item did he do from his 7 point agenda?
Name one?!

Seun:

She's husband-poor and her children are now father-poor.

10Gs says that turai would have pulled the plug earlier if it benefited her.
Abeg

tpia.:

@ platinumk


others have also lost loved ones in nigeria.


your bitterness is echoed by many who make a habit of rejoicing over other people's misfortunes[b] for no valid reason[/b], hence you wont be taken seriously.

i would wish you could get some closure because its not productive to do otherwise.

at one time i was mourning a relation or associate almost every year, yet i think i have enough on my plate without adding so much extra negative energy [ie bitterness] to it.

tpia u are dead wrong.
You cry over worthy people.
Its not a misfortune, its a freakin blessing.
The man has BEEN DEAD, can someone tell me what he has done while lying on death bed siphoning funds?
When people win wars, they dont go back and cry over what they killed.
You cannot tell me this mans death is a misfortune except of blocking of funds.
My BITTERNESS is from those who are FED UP with Nigeria and its hypocrisy!
Why wernt all these people posting during the jos Crisis?
Why not shed tears for those whop actually mean it.
For no valid reason?
My attacks aint toward yaradua- its these silly posters who will be same ones crying if he rose from the dead.
I understand supersitions- but to say the man was good, the man was great?
Ok- there is a Serial Killer locked up on death row, newspapers said he was the nicest man growing up,
when hes is executed, please everybody who is mourning come and cry for him too
As he is already on death row, he is a dead man.
I lost many close family members this year, but nothing pains me more to see people dey hammer up and down for a useless man.

Seun:

 Poor Turai.

na2day?   Woe is our country Nigeria,  I dont think we could ever change.

i bet some people clicked in with a smile on their face

bump

bjmighty:


I see you are still mourning your beloved "Iya aladura" Yar'dua so am not gonn give u a death blow yet but i'll do my best to tear u apart! Somebody just told me u are Turai's half sister so i can feel your pain about Umoru's heartbreaking death. Stop crying! pray for god to bring him back or if u dnt wann miss your precious umoru, u can fly to katsina and dig up his grave, lay down beside him with his balls in your hand then ask Turai to cover u two with sand.
This statement is synonymous to the love of your life "Iya aladura" a.k.a,  go slow, yara dulla, may his turia tortured soul rest in fish for holdin a whole nation spellbound for 6months!! Hey sweety, u dnt want it with me or "platinumnm" (  ;Dwats up baby! no be so??  ). Better stay back in the kitchen preparing kunnu for your sista turai to cool her temper on d loss of her loveth snail husband. There are some godzilla on this thread now looking for blood to suck dry! A word is enought for the wise! Just tellin ya cos i dnt want u to die a premature death on NL!!! make i no talk to much because i knw say u dey in a state of mourning!!! Oloshi, 

hhahahaaahaahah laughter has killed me oo

Ivynwa:

May God forgive you and may you not feel that searing pain of losing a loved one soon. Yes, may death be far away from you and your family and may yar adua find peace, comfort and lots of love in the arms of God. Bye

Now is where you crossed the line.
Forgive me your holiness, can you stop slobbing on Yardua's limp knob for a second?

I have lost many loved ones this year. The most painful one was to my 28 cousin working for  Shell in Nigeria, one out 2 in his field, lost his life to a preventable disease, and inadequate healthcare.
You sit here any weep for someone taking your money to dash money to the Arabs?
Abeg- Waka pass!
You stuck so far in your sentiments that the smells of yarduas embalming fluid na clog your brain.
I hope you cried for the innocents at Jos as well.
Onye iberibe

^^ see na someone stole the phone i had mailed to you and i was too embarrassed to tell you.

Ivynwa:


    I hate to talk much about people too and will stop here, let love reign in our hearts, when you give love to your enemies. You are overpowering them with goodness and they can't help but love you alright. Now stop getting mad at uncle Yar adua, okay Baby.

They say love your enemies not lie about them
the only person I pity is the gate-man who forgot to refuel the generator for yaradua's Life support

^^ Death!!

Jaidey-one:

@plat can i have your autograph?

Sure!
[size=14pt]Platinumnk[/size]

bjmighty:

U like him, ! Lol, Then what u doin on NL, why u not in the grave?? Mumu!!

Death!!

Pweety4me:

I want dat phone. . .

ok i go send u one for xmas

the guy will be lucky to have u cous

cantell:

You dey fear fear? You don die finish.
If sickle cell no kill u, HIV wey you carry comot for naija go sound you.
I sabi you well well for dat tyme wey you dey f*uck to chop free suya for allen . U tink say i no go remember. Ya name na nneka. I go scatter your runs for hia.
Dey there! U no fit show ppl your face. Na to show ya scrappy legs and infested b*reasts.
U no go pass that 21st buffday. Na me talk am.
Now na cough you dey cough.
Small time s*hit go dey comot for ya mouth.
Akwuna 1 naira. Ndi alaye na-acho gi na lagos. Ozu otele.

Again I say Back to sender, may it touch your kindred, and may it NEVER leave your generation!

Nne gi Nwukwaa!!!!!!!!!!!! Ibu ezigbo onye ara!!! Ahula m gi na nro na iga anwu na 15th december onwa ekeresimesi elie gi na 25th december. elichagi mugu a ina eri ona atogiuto ga abuzi mugu muna nidi otum. obu na imagi na obumunwa tubara nne gi ime oji muo gi? isi na obu asi gi gwam ka m gwagi ka aji otu na ire ya di.

@jaquan- are u trying to be an ipod model? 
nice arms
_{i see ya with that extrasmall shirt}

jaquan:

plati your name must be platimuk on FB, lol. everyones email is invisible, last time i checked i dont have any psychic ability 


whatever the case is, we go jam somehow

na u biko
purplewomenlie@gmail.com
dont laugh made it last minute

@ayetty- And yet you are willing to meet XX in Florida?  From Peace to pieces. 
Now I owe A NLder a 100 dollars for loosing the bet
Thanks a lot sha

jenibayo:


Honey i knw its on tuesday

Your birthday is a day before mine.
Im may 12