luizworld:

@ hi nethhacker and plat
@everyone hello

na waaaa why am i not part of everybody, why my name dia?
abeg u don spoil my market

btw- hello

jenibayo:



Which of de guys r u discussing bout

platinumnk:

Me sef I thought something intresting was in here. . .


hmmm . .
I can definitely say who has the top hottest male bodies on nairaland.

1) DonSteady
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-439783.96.html#msg5994791
2) Doyin13
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=84404
_{(mainly because Im afraid one backhand from those arms will send me to a coma)}
3) Jaquan
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=213376 <- my boo

Special Mentions-
German007
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=394023
A Supernice Car Dealer

these nice guys

tpia.:

^ different versions.

you may be right though, about the mother.

there was one story where he locked his mother in a hut with a ravenous hyena but maybe i got that wrong. Could have been someone else.


however, a detailed account i read, says he schemed to get some of his army put to death because they werent mourning his mother. He and his spies were watching the crowd and that's why they erupted in so much wailing and screaming.

Personally I think both are true- He even starved them after that.
No woman could get pregnant nor crops could be grown or harvested.

and the part about the mother was what he did to another Chief's mother.
He was after the chief but he didnt catch him so he took the mother and locked her in a room with hyenas and they ate her and the next morning he burned the house down.

Dingiswayo was murdered by Zwide, a powerful chief of the Ndwandwe (Nxumalo) clan. Shaka took it upon himself to avenge Dingiswayo's blood. At some point Zwide barely escaped Shaka, though the exact details are not known. In that encounter Zwide's mother Ntombazi, a Sangoma (Zulu seer or shaman) was killed by Shaka. Shaka chose a particularly gruesome revenge on her, locking her in a house and placing jackals or hyenas inside: they devoured her and, in the morning, Shaka burned the house to the ground.

tpia.:

the way some nigerians are laughing and mocking at people's demise reminds me of shaka zulu's actions when his mother died. He felt some zulus werent mournful enough and set them up in a very nasty manner.

the number of men who joined his mother in the afterlife no be small thing oh And this was in spite of the fact that shaka zulu didnt even like his mother.

Despite the hard times they endured together, or perhaps because of them, Shaka loved his mother almost to the point of worship. When Nandi died of dysentery on October 10, 1827, Shaka put on his war regalia and proceeded to scream his anguish. The entire tribe of 15,000 Zulus erupted into wailing and shrieking. On Shaka’s orders, several people were executed on the spot, and a general massacre broke out. Tradition held that upon the death of someone of Nandi’s stature, several servants and attendants would be wounded or killed, but in this case, the event became a cover for many people to settle old scores. No fewer than 7,000 people died in the massacre.

Shaka himself was killed later that year by his brother. Wikipedia

jenibayo:

Wat is going on here.

we discussing guys na

kokonets:

I have a fyne sexy body but no muscles o. . .i no wan get stretch mark

rub coco butter you no get stretch marks na

queenafric:

@ plat, doyin13 and german007 are hot! me likey

abi o their ladies are lucky women

hbabe:

Plat dearie!
Are those guys on NL? Where have I been?
They are hot and that Doyin13 has a body worth dreaming about
Nice research from you girl.
Yes, French.

hbabe- chai - I hail you o, beautiful one.
You are the only one Im afraid of snatching Jaquan from me
Your beauty has no rival

nethacker:

honey wat u doing here tot u should be in d library .

Im at work

Pweety4me:

Plat always after big muscly tins. . .

heheehhe yes na- I've always been a fan of muscles

kokonets:

Howcome my name no dey diz list sef . . .well mayb some gals blind

take off your shirt.  

The number one reason why Yaradua Died-

The Gatekeeper went out for a bottle of beer and forgot to refill Yaradua's Generator for Lifesupport.


I pity the fate of the Gatekeeper.

Aloy+Emeka:

Her husband died 6 months ago and she hid him in her closet. If you believe Yaradua died yesterday, then you can believe anything.

na true oo

Una still cry over the dead man?
Foolish nigerians

Gabry:


na waaa!!!! See your taste! I can confirm say if we live together I will not steal your man and u wont steal mine! Dont get me wrong, those guys are hot for sure but I feel intimidated by them naa so I wont go for them for shizzle!

Twinny! Come come, Abeg u like skinny men? Abeg its a lie jo!!!
Tony is even muscular like these bobos sha, wetin dey talk?

Kenzema:

@platinumnk, i hope you're cool? Where're u?

Im fine and based on your comment before, Im far away from you

oyewolejos:

In the guys dreams will that happen so soon.
It's not bread and butter as people in Naija believe.

yes na the top babes do shakara as well

oyewolejos:


Am the one.See on campus

Lie lie!

nethacker:

iwo pelu plat yi shaaaaa, oyewole, file now, atari ajanaku, ki nse eru omode

English

Aw Im flattered really
Nicest thing I heard all day, God Bless you sha

Ujujoan:

   

Bia Ayetty, I dont know what your problem is!

Platti has agreed to the interview before and if she is changing her mind now, we'll understand. Anybody will be scared too    

If you have nothing better to do, and if you can't read, then please desist from speaking on my behalf.
You look foolish. You open your mouth as much as your legs. sheesh.

Me sef I thought something intresting was in here. . .


hmmm . .
I can definitely say who has the top  hottest male bodies on nairaland.

1) DonSteady
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-439783.96.html#msg5994791
2) Doyin13
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=84404
_{(mainly because Im afraid one backhand from those arms will send me to a coma)}
3) Jaquan
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=213376 <- my boo

Special Mentions-
German007
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=394023
A Supernice Car Dealer

I think too much is bad.
Why dont beyonce just opt like RX like KK or Lolaluv or Amber Rose or niki Minaj

She wouldnt have to be worrying about clothing.
And who says she cant have cellulite? Rhinna has a lot of cellulite on her legs.
Airbrushed photos and you people dont realize they are people just like us

queeneve:

HEEEY AYETTTTY!!!!

GUESS WHO BACKKKKKKK?

CHEA!

ohhhh I love weddings? Public invited?

@ topic- avoid Nigerians

^^ thank you, you're so sweet

Kenzema:

I mean black American chick so i fit become citizen sharp sharp. Na wetin my uncle did be dat ooo. Obama,here i come.

na u biko smh

Who is the guy that got accepted into LSU and refused to greet me?


@Room- Hello Guys

mama-gee:

Then forget it, Hausa people look like people from within their tribe alone. . .No other tribe.

How do you even know the woman is housa? Im making up what my family looks like? Get real

mama-gee:

Are you from the Northern Part of the Country?

no but if I post a picture of my aunt you would think they are twins.

^ yeah I mean PM- my thing goes Ping when I get a message lol

steroid:

You had all the time to do that while he was still breathing, not now he is resting from life struggles.


I'll suggest you attack living souls because they still have the chance to ammend their ways.  



I don't see the need wasting your precious energy on someone who is no more,  Think about it for a second

I am saying exactly what I was saying about him when he was alive.

My problem is not with Yardua. My issue is with the the mentality of Nigerians.
I am trying to make people realize what they are saying.
Go to websites of other Countries.
Those who know about the corruption are all saying Good Riddance.
And these arent the people who dont live here and experience the hell we go through!

If people posted with sense, then I wouldnt have anything more to argue.
But unless these people spoke good about him, how can they run around saying he was a 'good or great' man?
For wia?
Tell me one point of his agenda he completed?
Isnt Angola now #1 in exporting Oil?
When the hand of oppressors are lifted you cry for the fingers to return.
Abeg- Let our many pastors pray that he raise from the dead since you people are crying so much.
Foolishness!

steroid:

All i can put through to those who are just blabbing about the president


IS


HE THAT IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE

And Also We are to Abhor EVIL, and fight against it, are we not.


Matter of fact there are a few convicted Serial killers here on death row. I promise they are pretty gentle people in their jail cell.
When they are executed, please come and pay your respects too.
Dont worry about a plane ticket. Its on me.

@Cap- Yardua wanted to trade with China out of his own greed. Dont get it twisted.

Omolulu:


I pay respect differs from celebrating him, I could pay respects and still insult him

If you respect a person like him, I pity you.

Kobojunkie:

If you really believe the above, then you ought to desist from making up stories about their person, whether good lies or bad lies. Since they are no longer available to defend any of the lies, then don't even make up any lies, simple!No, it does not. Judge Not, lest though be judged has NOTHING to do with the dead. In fact, if you read the rest of the Bible, you would come to Chapters where you are urged to judge right from wrong, evil from good, because God has given you knowledge to do so.

if you go back to the beginning of the bible, you would see how man was made Judge over all the land, and all. You would also see the consequence of respecting the dead, whether good or bad, over God's commandment to do the right thing all the time. Moving a bit forward to eccelesiastes and you are further informed of how the dead no longer matter, and no longer care of your opinions because they are D-E-A-D. lol

So, sorry, it is isn't biblical.

word.

pheonixChi:

give up pls this one here is a lost cause, dont letthe words fool you there is no intellect here. light are on no one's home i'm afraid nite nite.

heheheheh    

steroid:

As far as I am aware, the idea of not speaking ill, at least in a logical sense, is that they are not here anymore to defend themselves.  It is not really fair to

talk bad about someone when you do not udnerstand their reasons or their motives, and because not many people leave behind much history in that

sense, we do not fully understand why they might have done what they have done.



Also, it could course back to the biblical idea of "Judge not, lest yee be judged yourself" sort of idea.

Pshh - what nonsense!
Did he defend himself when he was alive?
Not Fair?
Dont go there.

Not fair that the thousands die everyday because of healthcare?
Not fair that he uses the govt money to fly to the Arabs
Not fair that he folded his hands to the Jos crisis?
Not fair that till now nothing has been done with that crack 7 point agenda
Not fair that even when he was brain dead he was so called ruling the country?
No fair that peoples lives are shorted from preventable diseases?
Not fair that every few months schools are on strike?
Not fair that due to looting, it has turned Nigeria into a dangerous country?
Not fair that Yarduas Daughters give birth to children in the US?
Not fair that they live in splendor while the majority suffer?
Not fair that there has been almost no progress with water pipelines?
Not fair that he has done nothing about the Southeast
Not fair that due to his regulation we now import almost everything?

Please tell me again what is fair.

So we dont understand Yardua's motives? Please tell me you were joking?
Isnt like the rest of them? Collect everything and f-- the rest?


This is madness! Haba! What kinda minds do Nigerians really have?

lastpage:

For some: Dont speak ill of the dead
for others: Speak ill of the dead

For me: speak of the dead, as they were, when alive!

After all, THE GOOD that men/women do, live after them


and vice-versa!

Now, if you like, speak ill of Mandela when he dies
We know whatz-gwan.

Crocodiles, most of YOU

Word.

Omolulu:

i cant say the same thing over and over to you, you have energy tonight, i don't , please read and make whatever sense of my post you can
FYI i don't celebrate people's death, I pay respects and i say my mind, if you dont like it, well sleep tyte

You didnt celebrate him when he was alive did you? If not, then sit your fake behind down.

Omolulu:

Unfortunately i'm doing other things alongside typing and i happen to respect kobo's opinion, learn from the way we've been chatting and respect the fact that no 2 views are the same, if u have nothing to say there's always TV to watch

Someone who stole and advocated genocide, and you are making foolish statements "he was a great man, humble" ?

Humble for where? Why didnt he step down then?

Even News sources label him as a corrupt leader and as you heap praises, the rest of the world is laughing at your brainwashed mind.