Pweety4me:

Lolz pple don dey post picture 4 here. . .

@OP Oxone

heheheh wetin dey do with oxone
thats my brother jo

daduke2k:

hehe , BRING IT ON!!!! *gets popcorn and coke*

una too like fight oo

Abeg all the haters waka pass
Only when it it igbo you dey cry crocodile tears

OgidiBoy:

This is the kind of news that never makes it to the front page. Igbos are taking over everywhere, congratulations to the sons of Biafra.

Igbo Kwenu

odiaero:

then your list no dey exist

no you dont exist. Waka pass jor!

daduke2k:

^^ nw datz where u ar wrongie wrongie. Plat 's a fayn hawtie, must confes she makes me ******

nwanem

cantell:

Perish ke?
You wey no fit show that your small lepacious "sickle cell body". You don lean like toothpick.
Person wey climb on top of you go bruise tire, because na bones full everywhere, like mangala fish.
To dey waka na risk for you. U fit break leg join am.
As 21st bad-day don dey reach, na days dem dey count for you.
Tell your mama say i go send am wreath.
***Onye ohi amu. Nne gi gba aka nwa***

I say back to sender! and may it follow you from generation to generation!
Look at this isi ewu trying to open his dirty mouth
I wu onye ara nnegi wu akwuna nnagi wu onye ohi!
ikwikwi ka ibu

odiaero:

as far as am concern, nothing dey your list

my list fine past you

cantell:

***Clifford Orji rakwaa nne gi***
See ya head.
Sweet guy like me(Nne gi, o na-akpu dimpka)
because i no wan show my chest.
You wan carry fine boi chest dey do show.
e no go work.

shut up!
because i say u no fine boy
see how you dey vex!
who send you?
me no want to perish looking at you.
Commot from this thread
nkita tabiekwa gi amu, obele nsi

hescool:

oduaro abi na ewure stop being an attention LovePeddler not a good look for a guy 

meshhhew!
u people cant read?
Whats the title of the thread?
Useless people dey jealously burn them.

odiaero:

@platin, hold u list tight, i no need am

Dont worry, I am very happy with my list 

cantell:

O boy! You too much!
My cap still dey ground. No mind plat. Na chest syndrome dey worry am.
If she no see chest, she no go sleep.

mshewww!
A far better chest puts me to sleep at night.
Jealousy- fire burn dem!

cantell:

If i want to be noticed? Laugh go kill me for hia.
Lekwa onye-ara.

aji otu nne gi
I no have time for your crayfish head.
Better men are here, waka pass

odiaero:

i no go so my chest for am o

Suit yourself
I'll stick to my list then

@bbk and the "one" whos leaving NL- You people love to whine, but you arent any better.

tkb417:

lol
dont mind them

alaba market trader feelin funky
Arrow

you people will get someone fired!!
I am laughing so hard at the replies here

odiaero:

i no gree o

dont be shy
see u post and i appreciate!
So then u will be proud of your chest hair
Im serious, chest hair is not a bad thing, its natural.

those who dont like usually have a self delusion of what men are supposed to look like.
Be you!
come come - post pishure na

happy bday

odiaero:

i no go take off my shirt, beside, am hairy and hv da killing hypersexual image, i no snap again 4 my room, this may be the last am taking now

I told you before I no mind hair.
Why should someone dislike something thats natural?
Hair or no Hair- I wan see muscles

hbabe:

Small price to pay! I could name all 12 kids after you.

Baba has bless me o, may you and doyin have happy married life

cantell:

Wetin concern u na? Abi person chop the thing wey dem keep for you?
If you wan look chest type "chest" for google, you go see am tire.

Bad mouth belle
because your body be like palm kernel
you dey shout up and down.
Abeg go and do pushups if u want to be noticed

Na wa for Nigerians

Whats the issue about Grave?
the body decomposes wherever its placed.

Does it really matter?

this should be in jokes

odiaero:

and dis

you have big arms and a lean body.
Do you do construction or something?

Please take the shirt off or wear a tighter shirt

odiaero:

ah. i can not take my shirt off o, any check this out

if I cannot see muscles then you cant make my list  
I dont mind chest hair

cantell:

Haha. . . Na worwor guys dey jealous. Me i no say i no say i follow.

Odiaero,
Bros no mind them. Dey wan splatter your body for here. No try am or else!

Jealously will wound you.
Na u want to scatta this thread?
Abeg waka pass

Kenzema:

@platinumnk, which market u dey sell? Mo gbe!!!

ummm i sell  i sell . . .
I offer special services which can only be rendered by me  

luizworld:

u no know ey u be specil breed ehn? .infact i suppose greet u first b4 i greet others lolzz

oya thanks for correcting o, my ogas are already blowing up my mobile  
now they can calm down

nethacker:

mu oju kuro nibe, oja mi niyen ;

i dont know what you said but i bet its not nice  

odiaero:

hello house, on behave of jeni my luv, i post dis my pix

can u please take your shirt off? 
I dont see muscles, though you have nice arms

_{chai! platinum don spoil o}

goodass:

been on mission to hell bringin in d babes bak to heavn . hwdy?
com, i'll show u how
keepin dem cool, my bad. awon urs nko?

hahahahah same old goodass

nike4luv:

bbes, when you find out, please let me know

Will do

@topic- happy Friday

bayor48:

Check me out

u don spoil market na. where is your pic?  

cantell:

plat,
^^^Jealousy ke? for anoda guy? see me see wahala.

you dont have to be homo to be jealous.  

cantell:

Nawa for una ooo. So na so woman dey chase man? Sorry for all of una.

jealously don kill u.
is it a crime to admire God's marvelous work?

^^ where is his picture?

IFELEKE:

uhmm. . .

chinekeme.
I am not seeing you here.
Its a lie!

amyg:

Hv u seen mi brother?wait till u c him.he is sooo,

is he a Nairalander?
Do you have a pic?

hbabe:

Plat sweetie!
You Jaquan is safe with me but that Doyin13! Now that is a MAN!
Biko direct me to what ever section he is. I just want to say hello.

After I introduce you to him, please name your first daughter after me
_{Breathes sigh of relief about jaquan . .}

ayettymama:

i couldnt have said it better myself

will u explain this to my mom pls??

who seems bent on fixin me up with a nigerian man!!!!

LOL women of old fail to realize that men today are not as they were yesterday.

My dad worked 3 years before he paid for my moms brideprice.
What kinda guy would do that today?
Its because girls come too easy these days.
Its difficult to discern the good women from the bad ones


And the values of men today are soooooooooooo different from then.
misplaced prioties mehn

ayettymama:

aww u doin microbraids for the weddin?? soo cute u gonna put them up in roses??

lol pedicure manicure must!! your lucky u aint marryin a man that wants his woman to look like beyonce at all times ( a funny thread from b4) its nice a man appreciates his wife's natural beauty!

lol @look american *whatever that means*!!!

real men would like their women to look natural and clean.
That is what they would wake up to in the morning.
A man that would be savor me in my pjs and also in my pin up dresses

queeneve:

Hell Nawl on the public invite, but you and Ayetty are welcome to come, We getting married in at his brother hometown, Liverpool, that where many of his family and my family will be at. I will have to squeeze two more spots in the reception hall. May have to eat with the cooks!

It soooooo fugggggin stressful and I almost said FUGG IT! But, I am okay now!

awww im sad, you're taking it to the Britains I really love to see weddings.
Look at the designs and stuff.

queeneve:

Yes, I am wearing the Traditional Igbo tribe dress. He made sure my booty is covered I wanted it to hike up in the back, winks!

He into natural look and I am blessed where I do not have to wear make up or anything, sometimes I wear it just to get reaction but most of the time I don't wear it and people always say what number make up is that, I say NATURAL NUMBER 1.

I am not in England girl, I am in the big USA! We just decided to get marry somewhere else, England. We are going to Nigeria after the wedding to go to the village. Sisters will then prep me on the cooking and stuff. They are so happy I don't look American, whatever that mean. I didn't ask.

I will definately try to sneak in some fake eyelashes! They are so cute! Of course get these barking dogs of my toes pedicured! I am getting me some fresh microbraids in June so it will be fresh and clean!

Please send me a pic, I really would love to see it.
Me Im still making up ideas for my own wedding , but when im getting married who knows!
all these bobos too much wahalla for me sef.
but I really a fan of traditional clothing. I know you would look beautiful.


Its a blessing not to wear makeup-
Me sef- I was recomended a cream to use and I only play with eyeshadow now.
Face is smooth and soft and creamy chocloate brown.

kc-blast:

u can confide in me
i'm hot

we must have pics to prove it. no be word of mouth in this one.

How do one gets their hips smaller?

goodass:

yes ooooooooo, my logo stil de shine lola Olorun, chamyteski bobo . hw body?

wia the hell have u been?

faakay:

@pweety4me, fl gators, plat k, lalaboi, tosinadeda, krayola, nike4luv, mamagee then 1 private mama on my fb 4gt d ID on NL here, lool NOBODY MUST KNOW

hey was sup

long time. i jst say make i holla una pim 4 here, this lagos server na die, he jst dey go like snail

make i reach HOME! see u ppl soon back to NL 247

when i come to china I betta get a five star treatment since you are loaded

follypimpi:

^ So Grannys too are on fcbk Wonders shall never end !

see whats why I dont like fb anymore.
aunts and uncles and grandmas . . sheesh


@topic- At times when you think you seen it all, and it all seems bad, there are always those special people who make it all go away.

Because HE lives. . . I can face tommorow, because HE lives, all fear is gone. . . because I know ooo ooo he holds the future, and life is worth the living just because HE lives. .

aisha2:

Madam I see say your belle dey sweet well well, abeg leave this people and try call me, school don resume, hope u understand what i mean

LOL! I have sent you a text and I fully understand my sweet!