LwKMD hold on I gotta regain my composure before i post again.

Dies!

ThePelican:

190. . . Please remote that El-Rufai name you put there. Thanks.   Plat. . . Talk to the hands. I'll fly from Abuja to Benin and proceed onwards to see Uju where she is. Gold digger my foot. I'm still wearing the shirts even though they are cheap, and that's because you were special to me when you gave them. Despite the fact that we had a fight, I can't deny that what we had felt good for that time. You can keep piling resentment, that's your business. Keep flying the documents abeg. The only thing you know about me is my first name--Jeffrey. You can talk and report from now till tomorrow, I can't be touched, not because of who I am but because nothing can be traced to me. Do you know I have a twin? Mystery number two. Talk to the hands abeg.

Who cares that you are coming out the closet?
I already discovered you were fake, a crimminal , and delusional.
Fly on two feet? who cares, go see the Uju [s]who said she never knew anything in the first place[/s]
You think that i only know your first name? Sorry- seeing you rotting in a cell aint no more on my priorty list.
What goes around ALWAYS comes around sweetie
You think you cant be touched? Are you Jesus?
LOL Whether in this lifetime or in your generation, all crimes begot punishment

One question- and I wont bring it up again- and you must answer it throughly-


Why did you produce fradulent documents?  

190:

then come online!! if u know u are saying the damn truth,
plat, do u know i can work u and theseeker back together again, ooh yes i can do it, and pick your call,
you dont have to send me messages~~ im calling you right back!

you know i have no time for lies.
If i wanted to gossip I wouldnt waste my time.
I warned Uju before-

I dont know how many times I gotta say- I dont touch crimminals!
My parents work hard for everything- why do I have to associate with people who steal?
what ever you gotta say to me say it now.

190:


@plat
e be like say u nor de tire, oh
more redbull to your elbow~

i no dey tire  

ThePelican:

Gators, only if she knew. Sadly, she's still in the dark. I don't have to tell who I am and where I am from. But, first of all, I'm a bona fide proud Yoruba boy with English names and Yoruba names as well. That is mystery number one. Let the rest remain latent. Plat is a small fry. She's here yapping about Nethacker, I can only laugh because they refused to ask themselves why I never went for those documents myself if they were so gravely important! Oops! I had an accident that time abi? Mschewww.     190. . . Abeg come quick. I no get time for this thing wey dey feel say I get her time. I just wanted to clarify the allegation she and her cohort are placing on Uju. Scam ko, Efcc ni. I'm one of the untouchables, 190 you know now. I dey wait sha.

Ahahh the truth comes out- it doesnt matter who goes for the documents . . . your name is on all of them
You sent your friends to do your dirty work because you was afraid of the cops. Pusii!
Small fry- but yet you are banned from entering the US.

Come meet me here then, you know where im at

Not from Osun State?  

190:

chineke me~ u would have paid for someone to deal with me, CHINEKE, i dont understand, deal with me, a whole 190, CHINEKE, i don suffer, PLATOON-MONK, N~N~E, u want to deal with me just cos i had a meeting with theseeker, **shakes head** i never expected this from you sha, but its OK, its OK, Platimunk, why are you like this~ i called you, i dare u to pick up your phone and why did u block me on YIM, WHY~~

that wasnt meant for you.
and I told you I dont associate with people who associate with crimminals.
Its only because Theseeker ran from Osogbo when he was caught that I left it alone.

Up til now thatfucker still aint explained the fake documents-
rumor my ass

lol

190:

PLATIMUNK WOULD YOU STOP CALLING THESEEKER A CRIMINAL BEFORE I SLAP THE DAYLIGHT OUTTA YOUR-FACE


Jesus why arent u no where in nigeria,
I would have lashed you with 18 strokes of cane on that your fat-infected nyash!!
and please dont edit my post, i only said seeker said he had some friends who wanted to sell
some grandfather clock and i once made a post which he saw that i have a contact of someone who
was willing to buy each piece for 4million naira (i still have the contact) so please dont twist and edit my post,


if you arent interested in going back to theseeker anyways, im still available!~


and @you gators!!
dont rub yourself in this!

He is a Crimminal!
HE told you to send the money to Oshogbo right?
While he will ship it from Cali?
LOL
Oshobo is wear he lives.
You would have never seen even a splinter on a clock

ThePelican:

Efcc? Hahaha. I dey wait. I live in Asokoro Abuja. Ask people who know Abuja so well to tell you about the area. 190. . . Come and pick me o. Driver no dey around abeg.

LOL whats on your liscence- And you moved? LOL sure
And the EFCC has an email address and number-
LOL Scams on CNN daily- you think they didnt note you.


Why not answer my question?
When you showed up in ____'s bank and made a fake account statement-
what part of that was you?
LOL
even with evidence in your face you still lie
Nigerians!

190:

if i slap you,
you would immediately start hearing through your teeth!!


@pelican
Omo! please, im done in the office, lets hook up @ where we met the other day, [i]ive 2 do atm anyway, hold small money come sha, [/i]please take it on platoon, Monk, she is this proud and beautiful type,i know this, i once asked her out before she dumped me for you!! take it easy on her, i dont know why she wouldnt pick my calls anyway!!

LOL you make funny comments 190 LOL

Leave him- Yes I am proud-
I have never had to STEAL or SCaM anyone for money.
Yes I fall for people, because Im honest, and I like to think people are.
But even if i was dead broke I would still be better that the stolen money Seeker plays with.

You know what honey- what comes around goes around-
I could have paid for someone to deal with you plenty of times, but ive been doing better since you dissapeared.

When Neth. asked you why you were using fake documents, why didnt you answer him.  

ayettymama:

why do i have the feelin either 190 is postin as the pelican, or 190 and this soo called pelican aka theseeker are together conjurin this trash up

190 does seun pay u to bring entertaintment to nl??

they post entirely different.

ThePelican:

190. . . . You remember I mentioned to you why I kept silence? Some people and some issues aren't worth being dignified with attention. See expo everywhere. If Lexi believes I was actually pushing Uju on his neck then I'm awfully disappointed in him. Haven't they been dating before I knew each of them? I still have copies of emails where I made it crystal clear that I'm not interested in this pikin. So where did the writer of that email (I don't want to believe that was Lexi) got the impression that I was interested in this thing called girl. Na wa o. Moderators shouldn't ban me o. In fact, I'm returning to nairaland. Arrant nonsense. Is this the yansh you want to air? You're a disappointment to womanhood. Call me a criminal again. Only if you knew. . .

Crimminal!
You tried to hide the fact that you wanted 190 to buy grandfather clocks from you?
I got that saved homie!
or that you walked into Net bank and made a false bank account statement?

dont go there crimminal!
you been on the run since intepol has been alerted and you been blackmailed from ever entering the US!
Talk all that smack

ayettymama:

platti exactly how many nl dudes do u talk to??

their long excuse is that the guys either wanna bang me or take my money.

ahhhh yeah! Get into my pants? seriously?


Im supposed to fly across the border to get some?  who got sense?

bawomolo:

he got 15 dollars shirts from you

Areopostale- I dont even go into that store LOL was on sale

LOL and the Arrow still wearing them like they are the only shirts he got

and you faked that car accident!  

@ Theseekr-

Dont make me call ifeleke or nethacker  

Post whatever you want.

lol

what ever you say UJU

Ujujoan:

Na wa oh. I tot you said I was gonna marry him! Are you saying I'm yet to meet him?

Jeez, get your story straight girl! I'm begining to think you are all talk and no action!  

LOL see you want it, more evidence for you.
lOl 190 even calls you his wife- lol
everyone knows you open wide for the almighty dollar


You were e-dating him before Lexi came home.
LOL silly

Ujujoan:

I'm sorry, what's the point you are trying to make with this?

I thought you were gonna post pocture of me and WL or sth!

So because WL told you sth, you bought it and swallowed it! And you complain when I call you gullible!

Please I need hard evidence!  

LOl i thought you didnt know him.
LOL you're funny.

You two were living in two different countries- how could could get a pic together-
Lol you wanna ask for the condoms too?

UJU I got more- admit you was wrong and I'll stop.

Funny - I kinda liked your fakeass sometime before.

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ayettymama:

lol i knew it- 190 is messin wit u all!

no hes actually telling the truth.
Funny thing 190 says the truth when hes frustrated,  

Ujujoan:



You are just ranting like a raving lunatic. I pity you girl, I really do!  

haha just bored at work- and cleaning trash!

190:

plat
please i didnt start this thread to offend you
or add salt to injury!!


call me lets talk!! asap!

[size=18pt]and please take it easy with whitelexi's wife
im meeting whitelexi this evening anyway with theseeker![/size]

i thought the bitxh said she didnt know Whitelexi.
Now the truth.

190:

seeker told me abt you
and he says you are even more KOLOMENTAL!!

@Plat
please call me!! pls! lets talk!!

Flup up BOy!
You came on my yim crying that you was saved by what I did.
You didnt have themoney to purchase the grandfather clocks, and until I told you, you still thought TS was in UCLA
my what friends you have!

@UJU- Im coming- if this aint locked- dont worry- Im coming

ayettymama:

roki im telling u, i just showed this to my friend who used to be on nl too

i was supposed to meet nl in new york but i dont wanna get caught up in this type of ish

nigerians are forever dodgy!

whether on NL or on the streets I dont hold my tounge for people.
How dare she come on this thread starting ish.
I have met Nlds, that are real cool.
The type of people Uju are, I wouldnt want to meet, or it wont be pretty.

Ujujoan:

lol! I bet she sees you as TS. Jezz, I wonder what he ever did to hurt her, It must have cut so deep.  

But Plat, you know people get their herats broken all the time, it's not enof reason to fabricate lies ya know!  

Hearts broken- Or someone trying to hack in to my hard earned money.

now I dont care if you open your legs for naira-
I work hard for my ish, and i cant stand people double teaming
If you had mind you would keep your mouth shut.

Ujujoan:

rotflmao    

Na wa oh, see as this babe just dey dash me BF!  

Do you dare me?
At this point i got nothing to lose.
I dont owe anybody anything.  

190:

@PLat
im sorry i missed my cool

im sorry please disregard my previous message,

i have nothing to do with all of this!!

naaa  nigga i saw what you posted-
Wait for me.
lemme finish Uju first

Ujujoan:

Nope, never had the priviledge! _{I would love to meet someone dou, now that I think about it}  

But you know Plat thinks other wise, not that I care!

I'm not upset, like I said earlier, I just gave an opinion which could be worng. But I see Plat has had beef fopr a lont time now, it's good she's getting it off her chest!

dont make me post evidence.
you will be shamed more than this.

190:

wait wait wait

Plat are u calling me a 419er!!

anyone who condones crimminal activity is no better than the crimminal.

I remember what you told me.
Dont go there today, I have no patience today.

ayettymama:

i dont get it

does uju no any nlers off nl?? do unno ts from somewhere?? cos i dont see why people who claim not to no him are soo upset

and whose to say the guy isnt usin another name to post arnd nl??

no2- anti gators kilode?? ahn ahn e kan bully omolomo why nau?? awa ekiti o kin se beyen ooo-

uju knows Ts she has his phone number and they call each other reguarly.
Uju is dating Whitelexi and is creaming to marry his wallet.

All this fakeness is coming out.
you wanna start- Imma finish it'


Ayett- I see past that chick mehn- shes is like a mosquoto begging to be swatted.

Ujujoan:

Well, good for you! I'm sure it helps you sleep better @ night!

I still say that young man is better off without you. Anybody is dear . .

who wants a 419r as a friend much less something more?
ha? are you serious- its only for losers like you sef.

You can have him- he will probably still be wearing the clothes I bought for 3 years

Ujujoan:

Ahan nau, it's not her fault she picks the wonr guys, I'm sure she would find someone good soon!    

LOL the "wrong" guys. How many guys do you know i dated?
LOl the only wrong one was a crimminal.
anyone who condones crimminal activity is no better than the crimminal.

Ujujoan:



Well, not everybody is desperate enoff to fall for some distant 'face and voice' they'll prolly never get to meet! Fall hard enof to 'supposedly' get duped! So really, you didnt have to!  

Who is the desperate one?
I have my own bread?
Like you creaming for Whitelexi's wallet?
How long have u been e-dating>
Hypocrite-



see- all these twats make noise and do the same ish  

Ujujoan:

You know, what I find odd is that you desperately wanted to discredit TS in a site you dont care about! Why?  

You guys had your fun outside of NL, why bring your wahala here  

Oh yea, you wanted to 'warn' us!

LOL like Gators was on Theseekers dck?
lol like you- pshhh i seee right through you

And btw there was waaaay more people you know involved in Ts sharades.
I can count about 6 people off nairaland.  

Ujujoan:

Maybe I will take it personal, maybe I wont. Jezz i's just my opinion, what's the big deal  

I cant stand twats like you- all for the all mighty dolla eh?
As long as someone sliding bills to you its all good.
my dear I dont need a mans money.

yeah all the new stuff that you was sweating TS- he was wearing my ish I bought.
Whats money? I work and I'll make it  back.

Funny- Now you say its rumors and NOW ITS LIES!

How can you lie on a document stating that you have 77 MILLION NAIRA in an ACCOUNT?

Im sure you even helped him type that crap.

You are no better than a 419r