₦airaland Forum

mariahAngel:
Jason, don't spoil my Ishi!

Leave her alone.

Ishi when don spoil finish?

Biko hapú dat thing. She go come next weekend.

snoopanddre:
You never hear this kind talk b4 for dis Nigeria ? What he meant was u don't try to outsmart a wise or clever person by way of stealing or pure trickery.

I know that Oga, we're just having a go at each other...

Nor mind us.

mariahAngel:
No go ooo! Uwa dikwa egwu this time around!

I no wan find you o!

Crase... Ishilove when full ground remain? Who fit Kidnap am?

Dear Lord,


You know say I dey hustle legitimately,

You see dat oil wen you pour for David head, abeg pour am for my head so I can bid for something that would promote your work here on earth and glorify your name.


From one of your favorite son's;
Jason.

We now have two brilliant striker flourishing in their respective clubs but give them to Gernot Rohr to handle and watch how the Franco-German tactician will fail woefully in this simple task.

The NFF should start looking for a new Coach who can utilize the potentials of these bundle of talents we now have in the Super Eagles.

For me, Gernot Rohr is not the right man to handle such hot and talented goal machines we have.

Congratulations Osimhen, I hope your partner in destruction, Senior Man Kelz will lift the FA cup.

sarrki:
Ipobs = pdp thugs

Ipobs are =ugm (unknown gun men)

Ipobs =terrorist

Dear sarrki,


With the way you're weeping and hitting your head against the wall because of IPOB issues, you might join baba lifeless on his frequent medical trips to London.

Kindly drink Dano Milk and stay strong.


Best regards.

saphiere:
What stops you from creating the thread?

Shey dem write "Thread Creator" for my forehead?

saphiere:
Men and evil.

In other news, this lady below just opened a food kiosk in UYo area of Akwa Ibom state. Please if you are in Uyo patronize her.

You can create another thread for this... Allow us to focus on the generator thief.


Thanks!!

Just see the way the Mumu pose... Dem never wear am tyre for neck like gold necklace that's why he thinks he's the next best thing after Anini...

"Olorogun of Yellow Generators" relax, you hear?

Are you forgetting the two GOATS?

-My Father's Car

-Chike and The River.

Nor near there...

Them go carry Agbó jedi-jedi give you sell.

Ishilove, please I am just joking oh, before dem go talk say Thief nor fit thief Thief...


But you can use your Tfare to come for the first time na... Do like America girls small.

Ishilove:
So the only reason a Nigerian girl should come see you is to cure your agro? What happened to visiting for friendship purposes?

Sweetheart, Nigeria girls don teach us something...

If it's visiting for friendship purposes, abeg, try pay your Tfare...

No love lost..

Ishilove:
Leave my honey pie with his craze. That's why we love him


LMAO! You no well.

My friend send tfare, abi do you want me to trek reach your side?

Nor worry, E better make conji kill me than to send Nigerian girl Tfare when the probability of coming is 0.18%

Premier soap and Mama Tejiri the garri selling widow have been saving lives.

Ishilove:
MejiLoyon na ma real nigaarrrr and sweetheart so leave am for me like that. We are not complaining

Oya send tfare make I show na. No fall my hand

May your sweetheart cure himself from madness first.



Make I send you Tfare?

Where's mosdii please....?

A clear case of "Who wahala nakked follow, nor dey use English pray"

I pity most of these police men that wants to stand and fight heavily armed UGM with the nonsense AK-47 riffles provided to them by the government.

Ishilove:
Not sometimes, a lot of the times

You and your UGM should do their illest

I don't have a problem with him, but the guy dey behave as if na me join hand install Buhari and quick to insult.

He's a smart guy but he should calm down, I nor dey follow am drag babe for here.

Ishilove, when you go show na? We need to see.

Ishilove:
Jason so na you sef? Yeyenatu

Big head, so you nor know say nah me?

Nor lemme hold you with UGM abeg....

MejiLoyon nah my guy, but sometimes he mad for head.

Kriss216:
Lol

We are all thieves in the eyes of God.

Lol, abi.

Ishilove:
You need Jesus

I need to leave this country...

Jesus knows this.

Those two confident looking "Gelatos" in her chest would be nice in my soft lips.

MejiLoyon:
Talking through the nose does it mean you're talking through the nose?

It's an advise for entrepreneurs. Go and watch cartoon

Oloriburuku entrepreneur...


Stay strong Mr Thief nor dey thief Thief.

"Thief nor dey thief Thief"



What a stupid way to expose yourself.

Munzy14:
Kriss216 and pl.aymaker14 nairaland unmen gun known..

We will destroy the hotel called Imo.

Dear Derende,


Thanks for this, but please, try they drop the update fast as e dey hot.

The suspense too much.

Simplyleo:
Continue praying for war.

The rest of us will be in our houses watching the war when it finally starts.

So with all your years as a dedicated BMC representative, you still don't have a grain of sense?


Who do you this thing?

Dear Hmfathom,


This one you're in a haste to tie the knot and giving us sermons on how stubborn your biological mother is, I hope you're ready to withstand the heat when you eventually get married...

Your story reminds me of Akpofure who was too eager to get married to his long time girlfriend Omesiri.... He neglected every advise thrown at him by his mom, friends and family, infact, Akpofure labelled his mom a witch who does not want his progress and barred her from coming to see him.

To cut this story short, Akpofure can not turn his neck like a normal human being will do... Omesiri stabbed him in the neck when the marriage was barely 2yrs old and as I speak to you, Omesiri is the head and neck of the family, while Akpofure is just there carrying out laundry duties....


Pikin wen wan grow big teeth, make he nor forget to grow big lip join.

700k serious buyer.

Locate any Ijaw woman to massage that leg...

Kpata Kpata, na 3k plus Aboniki balm go solve the issue.


You'll be fine.

Kriss216:
No problems.

I demand you retrieve and hand her over to 99thEnemy asap.

Such a beautiful lady shouldn't be anywhere close to an arsenal supporter.

Nsogbu adi, you can count on me....

mariahAngel must be saved.

Kriss216:
Bro, you left my beloved Mariah in the hands of an Arsenal fan? That's treason, bro.

Biko ewela iwé, you know how much mariahAngel loves fried plantains and I couldn't curtail her large appetite for plantains.... I had to leave her in the hands of that Okpalà, I never knew he was an Arsenal fan.