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Muna4real:
Here's a little biography
Maria Thattil is a 27-year old Indian-origin beauty and fashion influencer. Her South-Indian parents shifted to Melbourne before she was born. She also has her own Youtube channel by the name, 'Maria Thattil' where she posts lifestyle and makeup videos.

It's quite fulfilling I made you do a background check on Maria...

Nice one though.

Muna4real:
You are high on weed.

The records are there...


Let's pray she wins.

Muna4real:
Why are you smiling?

Is not a bad thing to smile na...

jD32:
You must die too.

Why? Is it that you find it difficult to read or you're just another emotional weakling?

The father has come out to condemn the action of the useless son and has accepted what ever penalty that is served to the son even if it's death, but here you are typing rubbish.

Kriss216

egunna:
Pls nairalanders, can you accept a sickle cell child into your home to cater for?mature responses pls.

Are you a sickle cell doctor?

The only help you can render is to carry that child to a government owned sickle cell Centre..

Kriss216:
No sane man will reject such a glorious offer.

All road leads to London then...

ComrdDRS1:
Southern Nigeria do something o. you claim to be educated what is the use of it. how will you allow illiterates to hold people hostage.
lets I forget you can't even self yourselves.
But remember only if you stand up....

I don't understand what you mean by "Self Yourselves"

Is it a newly introduced fulani English?

Kriss216:
Conclusively, she's for the street.


Most Street properties hardly get entangled with a serious date. It's in their constitution.

LMFAO!!!

Wouldn't you love to bite this "Street Property"?

Kriss216:
Means her breast is more scintillating than her laps.

She has a nice boobs bro, as a matter of fact, she has all the sexual appeal needed, but she's always making wrong choice when it comes to guys.

A deliberate show of the laps by DJ Cuppy means one thing....

The useless Pharaoh called Buhari has brought nothing but pains, Insecurity and famine in the land which has led to the outrageous hike in food prices in various markets....


Our farmers never had it this bad under the impressive administration of Goodluck Jonathan.... Infact, the Agricultural sector flourished under GEJ administration.

But when we talk, a useless donkey called Desmond Efulefu Elliot will call us "Children"

Nwanyiogwashi:
Yea she's doing very well in Asaba.

I had a chat with her concerning the Delta Civil Service Commission recruitment, and if she could assist me with the position I applied for, she asked me of my location, and I told her, but she hasn't replied.... Though, I am being hopeful

She really waited, persevere and endure the "Baby, wait a little, I will marry you" sermon from when his beards where all black and shinning to when it turned grey and rusty.


Now, her secret "long suffering" has paid off and she will smile and dance with joy....

I pray she gets pregnant before the "90th" minutes of the game.

Nwanyiogwashi:
Hon. Mrs. Joan Onyemaechi Mrakpor is the Director general of
Delta State capital territory development Agency (DSCTDA) one of her work is beautification of capital territory and demolition of illegal structures.

Alright, the self-acclaimed "Ada Anioma" is really doing well in the beautification of Asaba...

Nwanyiogwashi:
I saw 3 people with project Development institute (Proda) Appointment letters yesterday,Salary is over 100k.

They're going to recruit over 300 people.

Good morning to you,

Please do you know much about the agency Evang. Mrs Joan Mrakpor heads in Delta State?

"SERVE YOURSELF"



Area don arrange Jerry-can and drum to loot as usual.

How's this embarrassing?

They only asked her in a respectful manner to remove her face cap, and not her head.

Moconka:
Thanks For the advice. But can’t cases like this be settled amicably or somehow? Just wondering why people always think divorce is the next thing especially couple already got kids. Just wondering.

When there's violence involved, the best advise I normally give is for each party to go their separate ways so that they can cool off...

When two immature people tie the knot, there's always bond to be unceasing misunderstanding in the marriage.


The handwriting is bodly written on the wall my friend, this marriage is sitting on a time bomb, If they can't settle their issues amicably without the help of neighbors and friends, then I will advise they go their separate ways before someone ends up lying stone cold in the mortuary.

Where's Fergie001?

I say where's Fergie001?

He has to come out here.

Try scrolling the picture up and down and you'll notice something....

You've no answer for Boko Haram terrorists killing your citizens for fun...

You have no answers for bandits kidnapping and killing students and worshippers even when ransom are been paid.

You have no answers for the marauding Fulani herdsmen destroying people's lives...

But here you are like a full blown hypocrite meddling in other nations affairs.

What a useless Buhari-led administration.

SportsHD:
just write your experience, you dey kap epistle

When you gave your experience, no one interrupted you, why are you interrupting others by not minding your business?

It was an awful experience...

After much struggle and cancelling all my through pass to her delicate heart, the beautiful Fejiro left me no choice but to move ahead.

Yes, I was devastated because I have been helping my guys with key passes to get the girl of their dreams, but mine was totally different.

One hot Saturday morning, I was sent to grind beans which is a regular player on our Saturday diet. I saw the delectable Fejiro holding her own custard cup full of neatly peeled beans and red hot atarodo, she was just smiling and facing the opposite side, I just bone and concentrate on the noisy grinding machine to finish the devilish work he's doing with the beans.

She tapped my shoulders and ask me to wait for her, but my guardian angel whispered to me that my mom's cane is chilling under the bed, but I sent my guardian angel away and told him never to disturb me when I am about to make it in life.

I waited for her just to prove that I still have a vacant accommodation in my heart for her, all these while, she covered her mouth with her hands while talking to me... While we were going home, she said if I could come and meet her at madam Banga rice spot close to the community town hall by 7pm because she has something to tell me...

Hearing that cheering news, I smiled sheepishly and ran home to prepare my formation. Luckily for me, Mom was just outside discussing with a church member who lives close to our house, so I did not receive any cane for coming back late.

At 7pm, she was already there in a dark spot where people line up to be served by madam Banga rice, we greeted each other, and she started telling me that she likes me back... As a deadly teenage tactician, I observed the environment and was pleased no one was around, I quickly grabbed her by the waist and reached for her lips, she tried to resist it, but couldn't as I have already made her so weak to put up a strong resistance.

This immature kiss lasted for some minutes and I had to let go because the young Tiger I have down there is already battling to burst out and devour anything in it's path.

To cut the long story short, I woke up feeling some kind of sour in my lips, my beautiful Fejiro had Ibeké (A wicked bacteria that cause your lips to start tearing from each end)

That was how she transferred Ibeké to me Free of charge with my first kiss...

lexy2014:
This is actually caused by d man at jamb. He is d one who made nin compulsory for jamb

Bro, this nonsense wouldn't have happened if the terrorist lover called Pantami had not introduce his NIN bullshit.

Just imagine the stress an Al-Queda loving Isa Pantami is making these young ones going through...



Now, after going through these rigorous stress and problems, bandits will storm their place of learning to kidnap and kill them.


One thing I know for sure is that, this country will not contain me, Isa Patanmi and Buhari... I will do all my best to torment them no matter what the cost is.

Take a look at the waste product below me....

It's quite sad that we've gotten into this retrogressive stage as a country due to the bad leaders we have.

I remember when we have Mrs Veronica Oguagu as the Commissioner of Education in Delta State, parents feel proud and happy sending their kids to government owned schools, not because they cannot afford the tuition fees of Private schools, but She made the educational sector in the state so attractive, devoid of lackluster behaviours from Staff and affordable.

Now, most of the government owned schools are nothing to write home about, and the private schools are capitalizing on it, making it extremely difficult for the common man to afford the exorbitant tuition fees.

Adding salt into injury is the useless bandits kidnapping and killing students who are there to learn after their parents have struggled to gather the fees.