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Now, this is a good news.

Kingkid4:
Read this little conversation between me a some of my toasters

Toasters: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No
Toasters: Fine girl like you
Me: Thank you
Toasters: I like you can we date?
Me: you like me or you want to have sex with me
Toasters: No na sex is nothing
Me: Ogar hit the nail on the head, I hate people bitting around bush
Toasters: we will definitely I have sex na
Me: I can't have sex with you
Toasters: Y, are you a VIRGIN
Me: yes I'm
Toasters: Taaa na lie, fine girl like you
Me: They are still Virgins out there

In this generation were everything is sexualized, young girls practically give their bodies to men to survive and being decent is no longer a trend, you will be amazed to Know that they are still Virgins out there, young men and women who still believe in keeping themselves until marriage but we shy from saying we a virgins become how sexualized society make fun of it..

I am a proud Virgin and I have a Man

The bolded part of your comment shows that you're too hyperactive downstairs and very lazy upstairs... It clearly shows that you can't hold a decent conversation without showcasing your vulnerability.

I guess you're expecting a round of applause from us...

Na una nor dey let person hear word wen una dey Relationship, now the thing don get K-leg, we nor go still hear word.

mariahAngel:
She smells of success! I love the smell.

Enjoy.

Kriss216:
Be rude, break their hearts with modern hammer, make them feel pains, make them have sleepless nights, take away peace from them.

They will do more if they're in your position.


Do unto others before they do unto thee.


Shalom brother.

I will take this golden advise bro... Thanks for the heads up Kriss, May the Heavens bless you abundantly.

Kriss216:
Lol


The truth is, E.N.Ps are always coming my way with undiluted love. But, man can't be shaken.

No to E.N.Ps!

I don't really know if you're my twin though, because that's what I am battling with as we speak...

Don't wanna be rude to the 2 E.N.Ps tormenting me to reciprocate the love, but they fail to understand that I don't do E.N.Ps.

It's really difficult situation over here bro.

'Symply Tacha' as an entertainment topic?

Will it dwell on how to acquire remarkable body odor Or how to go live on National TV to insult and curse your colleagues?

Kriss216:
Amen

Thanks brother.

As Berlyn1 make their own official, I see yours going global...

Just avoid E.N.P

Kriss216:
Na only me wey no get girlfriend for this Nairaland



Happy birthday Victor.

God go do am for you before month end, you hear?


Happy birthday Vizkiz.

Dear Op,

It's Omashola (Itsekiri) not Omoshola....

Dear Obembet,


This is really helpful, and I appreciate informative thread like this.


We're tired of seeing threads like;

"Buhari Spits Fire As Tacha Called Him A Failure" or,
"Curvy Actress, Destiny Etiko Tickles Laycon's Future With Her Backside."

Lazycapitalist2:
It is very impossible to switch allegiances once you have played at senior level for one country.

He's yet to play a competitive game for the senior team, so he's very much eligible to switch allegiance.

makemoneywbsite:
Okowa and Ugwuanyi are the Christian governors in the South.

So Obaseki, Emmanuel Udom, and Wike are Muslims?

mechanics:
Gernot Rohr should have invited him and proof what he can offer than to snub him.

What where you expecting from a coach who invited a match rusty Ahmed Musa...

Unknown Gun Men are chasing away police...

Bandits are having the time of their lives Kidnapping students and killing worshippers...

An Al-Queda loving Patanmi is receiving "awards"

Desmond Efulefu Elliot is busy calling us children and building 47 toilets for shitters.

But the Op decides to bring this rubbish to our dwelling.

Has it come to that stage?

What happens to allowing an accused person to be tried in court and punished accordingly?

paulolee:
Owkay o...seems i don't know him dt much....jus seen dt he is a midfielder..
d point is dt he should play somewhere else if naija won't call him, dts what alaba did n ended up a captain in norway

Yeah, but getting a good agent is really not that easy, especially in Europe... Nevertheless, He should get a good agent that would land him a good club where he can once again show us what he's made of....


By the way, Alaba is playing for Austria not Norway. Martin Oodégaàrd is the current captain of the Norwegian Senior Team.

Beverly Naya, Ireti Doyle or Yemi Alade...

I really love those Brown skin beauties.

paulolee:
I wont blame him because Nigeria currently have a better red hot strikers n he stands no chance of being invited since he Is tired of having patience..
even that simeon gee in crotone scoring goals for fun dt Is better than nwakali isnt invited too..
Mk dm find other country to play for than waiting till forever..

For the records,


Kelechi Nwakali is not a Striker.

Nwakali is a very talented midfielder who's sadly having a retrogression in his young footballing career... Maybe he made some wrong choices regarding the clubs he chose to play for, but I will advise him to first of all get a good club that would help him revamp his dying career and strive to be that creative midfielder we appreciated at the U-17 world cup 2015 before switching allegiance.


I prefer him more than the dancing dreadlock artist called Iwobi and I would love to see him represent us in various competition.

Very neat car.

Can you sell for N1.5m?

Serious buyer.

After the verification of these shocking and sad report, I'll advise the NGO to please seek for ways to protect themselves because I know that the defenders of this useless Buhari-led administration will launch a hard tackle on them in no time.


Having said that, I notice that in this country, there's a guy on a very long vacation called Justice, but one thing I am very sure of is that, those in support of this devilish and ruthless administration will NEVER end well.

MemoriesAndMe:
Why do you spit when you see humans on the internet? Were u expecting to see plants there instead. You need to see a shrink bro, thats your biggest problem as yours is starting to seem psychological.

Merely reading this post of yours shows you belong in the category of the disgusting individuals that believe in jungle justice. If a mob was about to set baba ijesha ablaze for his actions, you probably will be the leader of such fools. What happens to allowing an accused person to be tried in court and punished accordingly? Whoever suggests that to you must be on baba ijesha's side and you end up calling him or her a bastardd? Next time you spit, first spit on yourself cos you obviously have psychological problems you dont seem to be able to keep private and purposely came to the public space to ridicule yourself as if your points couldn't have been presented in a more mature manner.

You started off sounding sane until your tone changed to the point where you gathered nerves to call folks bastardds. Can you stand it if anyone call you a bastardd...? On what basis? Baba ijesha that ain't even related to anyone here?

There is something called Justice and thats what many societies bank on. Justice first, thats what Fabiyi is preaching. Ofcourse there will be anger all over if Baba Ijesha is suddenly released and Justice allows him to be punished accordingly for his offense. But why punish a person for a crime that person isn't guilty of? He's guilty of attempted rape and should be punished for that.

The new findings revealed here said someone else on same street raped her, so why charge baba ijesha for rape also when someone else down the street that isn't popular is the actual rapist? Would you prefer Baba Ijesha to rot in jail for rape while the actual rapist is freely roaming around on that street if you lived there with your daughters?

That Fabiyi took his time to ask Baba Ijesha about what happened to get to the root of what seemed to him as a setup means he's on baba ijesha's side in your fish brain. Have you been setup before? If you haven't I hope it happens to you and hope everyone avoids you like a plague so you know how it feels when you have something to say and nobody is willing to listen. Thats what you want for him, I want same to happen to you and want everyone to judge you on social media versus in courts.

Don't just go around ranting as if you're talking to some kids, spit all you want, who give a fvck about ur stinking spit? Only you know your reasons for sounding like a savage that prefers to reason with media trial than the Justice system. Fix yourself bro, and dont go around calling everyone reading you filthy posts bastardds unless you're one too.

Get the fvck outta our faces if u lack manners, Dummass

I admire people like you alot.... The bolded is what most emotional weaklings are finding difficult to comprehend.

May the Heavens shower blessings on you sir.

Psoul:
Whaooooo.......I just noticed that I hv bn talking wt a kindergarten all along.
Oh my God...this is a mess. Was thinking u are grown not knowing u are just a minor.
Even ur picture looks like a crying pained minor.
Pls go back to ur cartoon

Ancestors, go upload your picture let us see how misery you look.

Coward, go back to your shrine so that they can spit some dry gin on your bald head.

Amotolongbo:
same thing with that silly thing.

And they aren’t so proud to upload a picture of themselves

You shouldn't be surprised... The randy he-goat will masturbate with your picture all through today and knock himself out in the process.


While the other horrny female dog will gnash her teeth in sorrows for not having a reasonable man in her life.

I know them too well.

Amotolongbo:
you get time for that thing that doesn’t know what to do with its life

Too many emotional weaklings we have on Nairaland....

The other one who couldn't make a reasonable argument went to my profile to check my pictures with his dick erect.

HolySpiritFire:
I'm sorry, but you're a huge DISGRACE to humanity especially womanhood
for spewing this rubbish! You're blaming a defenseless child of 7 that was sexually molested by a man old enough to be her father, instead of encouraging that should be in therapy? Oh gosh! These are the kind of humans I share this country /humanity with? Chia, God help us!

From May 01 to this very day, you've been on this Baba Ijesha and Princess case.... Madam Holy Spirit fire, allow the Court to handle this....

Plomo:
I just looked at your dp, you look like quasimodo.

It only follows that your brain is equally deformed.

k.

Plomo:
What tf is this rubbish?

If someone prays they molest your children now, it will be like the person is wicked

k.

Gisborne6:
tell us wat ur going to do there first so dat we will knw if its to go there too

Baba wan go burn the headquarters...


Unmen Gun Known.

Amotolongbo:
thanks sir.

We were so trained and brought up to be very hostile to any male touch our advance. It however beats my imagination how the 14year old lady could play along perfectly with a paedophile.

I would nearly kill my daughter if she could pull such act, staged or not

That's to tell you that the "14yrs" old woman is a Pro in the sexual game.

You were brought up by a great woman.... Princess failed in her responsibilities.

Amotolongbo:
thanks bro

Though silence is the best answer for the fools.
But if we decided always giving the fools the chance to blab their opinions, we would one day regret our silence

Yeah, that's why I said Ignore "some" and deal ruthlessly with some as well...

Once again, God bless you for that lovely and truthful comment.