that is what they do all the time, ojoro... the had given next rated to Mo'cheddah, also to Sukki and these guys have not done very good since then, now the have given it to Sean tizzle...leaving phyno and burmaboy that are ogbono feli feli right now, very hot guys...

Yomieluv: sean tizzle? How come,did they really count vote!

Yeah true any girl that goes on eyelashes always like a comercial s.e.e.e.e.e.e.x.x.x.x.x.x worker, is not beautiful, shes just over rated, niaja music industry is filled with overated people...sorry to say it.

greatdonmikell: Tiwa Savage was recently listed as one of the 20 most beautiful women in Africa by a magazine... I am not saying she is not fine but her beauty is just OVERRATED. Honestly if am to name 100 most beautiful actresses in Naija's Entertainment Industy she will fall below 80 am not hating but that's the truth. I watch yoruba films a lot and I see very very pweety actresses everyday just that I don't know them by their names but will still name a few of them that are far preetier than Tiwa: Mosun Filani, Liz Da Silva, Laide Bakare, Mercy Aibe, Mide Martins even aging ones like Bukky Wright, Fathia Balogun, Bimbo Oshin etc still look better than the overrated Tiwa Salvage. I think she has the best make up artist in the world.

Hehehehehe @ NUMBER 10, we need a lady in the street but a frick in the sheet (bedsheet)

mrsincredible: 1) piss any were they see. cos you have a manhood and can stand b4 urinating doesnt mean you have have to liter the place with urine
2) sleeping with almost all the girls in their area cause it makes them feel man enough
3) thinking they can use only money and car to impress a girl
4) playing videos games like kids.
5) always feeling superior than a woman
6) scratching their manhood in public
7) saying they respect their mother but lack respect for a woman
8 ) insulting every girl you see cause a girl broke your heart
9) kissing and telling- you brag about girls you have slept with.
10) thinking every girl is an IndecentStar and want girls to perform all the tricks they see on porn

ladies feel free to add yours

in fact i have lost respect for this ekweremadu man, at the end of the 2017 what is still happening now will still continue to happen, this guys there are just bunch of what i don know , how can a write thinking person be thinking of that, why? you see that my problem with nigeria no nobody thinks of ASUU, nobody thinks of how to create jobs, nobody thinks of how to better the lives of the masses what they just think is how to say in power, marry more young primary school girls and amass wealth that their 5th generation wouldnt finish...

Bros if you surely know about etisalat, then how much is not much?

Royalty1:

When is your test? I hope this is not too late? I know much about etisalat so u can send a mail.
As for the salary scale, well the pay of a RA is not much. But if you can meet a good part of ur sales target, you will earn more bonus.

Your line gets recharged monthly, and you have the oppurtunity to rise once you are in.

As for the test, Personality test is basically to know ur type of person, there are really no wrong or right answers.
Its about who u are and if u are suited for the job.

The second test is to test your ability as a team player.

how is there test like i mean etisalat test? any one in the house knows?

The problem with all these insunations is that the public demanded to know why jude was not present and Paul didnt take much pictures and was not visiblely happy, the bloggers who are eager to feed you with any information even when it is not foolproof and well thought-through are just there at your beck and call... NOW THE POINT IS THIS HOW TRUE IS THIS INFORMATION...but if this is true then we are beginning too see the break of PSQUARE...

50calibre:


Apparently, this girl below doesnt follow that rule.

I prefer Asa's natural look, she looks more African, she embraces her natural self & her locks? Damn! I have a fetish for that.

Better than loads of ugly girls parading themselves in fakery, when you get closer to them, the real thing appears.

Imagine waking up next to the beauty you sleep with last night & finding a gremlin on the bed.

imagine beverly with skin, with no make up, she will lokk like every day guy you see on the road, i dont even know why i even comment more.

alutacontinua: I hate to say it nd i wanna apologize in advance to all my nairaland paddies but the truth remains most guys are ugly!

Well i do not agree to what you just said, Do you know that in south america, spain, arabs guys or other country their men grow and leave hair, dont you see how their men look like, imagine you a girls go on low cuts, you will see that you guys are bunch of ugly things, SEE NAIRALANDERS, any girl that goes on a low cut and she's still beauty then that girl is naturally beautiful, You talk too much, imagine a girl doing mechanic work, vulcanizing work, refuse removing job, and you are under the blazing sun, you start depreciating fast, let the girls stop using weavon, eye pencil, mary kay, brazilian hair, a girl going to take a b.ath stays one hour using 8 types of soaps, 16 types of creams, my sister go jor, when we still have pleople as hamsome as ramson noah, just name them, and I also am a hunk, a 6.4ft tall, am still making chick drool, my sister, Think again if guys do all these you people do, and may be stop taking beer as for big beely people, then how we will look is left for your imagination. but is just that cash is the beauty of a man as all.......am battle ready waiting for your counter attack.

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.

I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)


Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.

If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps.

signed,

J.P. Morgan CEO

ooops sorry.

BabaAlabi: It's the CNN advert of that creepy afro guy that's killing UBA....He is scaring potential customers.

That advert is not done directly on CNN, its done on dstv, they are only viewed when you are in nigeria, Dstv uses the advert time of any other CNN advert to show UBA advert but its always in time with the main advert CNN is doing at that particular time.

mentioning the names of your sites and blogs but you wont want to mention the name of the other bank so that nairalanders will not hack into your account abi (Pure marketing you just did about your sites, na today wey UBA dey as it is now?....na kwa echecky...just the think ooo Blog marketer. abeg make i eat my cucumber joor.

and also i have written to the HR people two weeks ago through their email without getting any response,

hey house please can someone help me with the phone number of the HR in diageo, i took the online accessessment test since 6th of august and up till now no information on it, no success mail, no regret mail, no failure delivery, all spam and trash religiously checked. , any other person in the same shoe?

please help fellow Sales applicants,batch 2.