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Jokes Etc / Re: Please Who Has This Meme? I Need It by Playthepianos: 9:02pm On Mar 05, 2023
Ahnie, Mvena and Sharpwriter.

Thanks for the help - I have found it. Had to do some advanced, deep searching on Google. Found it in HD.. grin grin

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Playthepianos: 7:18pm On Mar 04, 2023
joshmartins7:

Hi, I was expecting you to respond to my message on Whatsapp about the refund of my 89usdt, since you said there was a decline in the transfer of PayPal funds.
I already sent you my wallet ID, kindly help to return the usdt to my wallet.
Treat as urgent
Thank you

Sorry, bro. It's gone. God will punish the b*stard.
Jokes Etc / Re: Please Who Has This Meme? I Need It by Playthepianos: 5:59pm On Mar 04, 2023
Mvena:

Oh yeaaaaa I know it grin grin I no get am again angrysorry but I go find am


Abeg...help me find am. 🥺🙏
Jokes Etc / Re: Please Who Has This Meme? I Need It by Playthepianos: 3:08pm On Mar 04, 2023
Mvena:

Drop your description well let me check my library

Omorr...the picture was popular on NL. How I go take describe again ohh?

It was a black president, his legs were crossed, he was sitted, he was smiling, and again like his ten fingers were locked in one another, and placed on his lap, he was resting his back.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Please Who Has This Meme? I Need It by Playthepianos: 11:05am On Mar 04, 2023
Mvena:

Aww! Someone already did that but thank you for the acknowledgment

It's not it.
Jokes Etc / Re: Please Who Has This Meme? I Need It by Playthepianos: 11:04am On Mar 04, 2023
sharpwriter:

You mean this? This is Jacob Zuma, former South African president.

Thank you.

It looks very similar, but it is not this picture. Still look for it abeg.
Jokes Etc / Re: Please Who Has This Meme? I Need It by Playthepianos: 8:00pm On Mar 03, 2023
ahnie:
Mvena could help with it

Thanks.

Mvena, abeg na..🥺

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Jokes Etc / Please Who Has This Meme? I Need It by Playthepianos: 7:33pm On Mar 03, 2023
Greetings, Nairaland.

Please I seriously need the meme of an old black man on suit, and I think he had glasses on his eyes. He is bald, he crossed his legs, sitting down and smiling.

He looks like Robert Mugabe.

Help me with that meme, please. I have seen it so many times on NL, but I can't trace it again.
Business / Re: Give Me 3m To Get 3.2 Within 2weeks by Playthepianos: 11:31pm On Feb 26, 2023
Lungdick:
Shey na fixed match or sure 1.50 or 2 odds grin grin undecided undecided

grin grin
Celebrities / Re: I Was Pregnant 3 Times For Apostle Suleman - Halima Abubakar by Playthepianos: 12:04pm On Jan 22, 2023
Jesuschristus:
One million evidence is not enough for the gullible, they will keep supporting the randy pastor

Also, the more gullible take everything as an evidence without first examining it.
Education / Re: FG Approves Mother Tongue As A Compulsory Language In Primary Schools by Playthepianos: 10:55am On Dec 01, 2022
immortalcrown:
Instructional material and qualified teachers were never the problem. I don't know what the man means in his reference to these two factors.

Good. The problem is, how will the government ensure a child from tribe A living in tribe B gets proper lesson on tribe A language? For example, how a Yoruba kid in the North will be able to learn Yoruba language properly in the North.


ADDED:
For those claiming I didn't read the post, stop acting smart when you are highly ignorant. Because I pointed out the bigger problem, you claim I didn't see the smaller problem expressed in the post. Is this how your brain works? I read the post. I then pointed out where the major issue lies. As a matter of fact, a person's mother tongue is the language of the person's ancestors, not the language of a foreign region where the person was born and raised. The mother tongue of a Yoruba person born and raised in the North is Yoruba language, not Hausa language. The keyword in the meaning of "mother tongue" is "native". Is a child born by a Yoruba couple in the North a native of Hausa? Stop fooling yourselves.

You are the one who doesn't understand my comment. The post talks about the dominant language in the children's region of residence. I commented about the children's ancestral language, which is the biggest challenge in this regard. If you don't lack common sense, you would have known that what the government tackles here is not the actual problem. This is why the government always goes a million miles in misleading you before you realize you are misled. Have you ever seen a child of tribe A raised in tribe B and the child knows tribe A language more than he or she knows tribe B language? Even if you have seen a child like that, the case is very rare, it is less than 5%. Most of the tribe A children raised in tribe B even know tribe B language more than they know the tribe A language.

Almost every child grows to naturally understand the dominant language of his or her region of residence. Every Igbo kid raised in the North is even better in Hausa language than in Igbo language. Every Yoruba kid raised in the North is good in Hausa language, or even better in Hausa language than in Yoruba language. So, has the mother tongue of a place of residence ever been a serious problem for any kid? The serious challenge kids have is being fluent in the dominant language in their place of residence while knowing just little or nothing about the dominant language of their ancestral (native) tribe. The bigger problem I pointed is absolutely in line with the smaller problem expressed in this post. So, why are people replying me as if my comment is off-point or illogical? Tụfịakwa!

Thrash. Much ado about nothing.
Webmasters / Re: How can I get SSL certificate for Blogger.com with a .com.ng domain? by Playthepianos: 10:33pm On Nov 28, 2022
Just link your domain to cloudflare, you will get an SSL. Check YouTube for videos to guide you.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Iker Casillas Is Gay by Playthepianos: 5:18pm On Oct 09, 2022
Falseprofet2:
[s]Lots of you as usual dont get it
Line-by-line breakdown to cure your ignorance

He must have been hiding it out of shame and now decided he has nothing to lose since he is effectively out of football

But he has children ?- yes, some gay n les get married and conceive to hide their orientation.
Some of your presidential candidates are even on this table. Some in the presidency and executive right now and in the past are on this table. Read doyin okupe son expose

He is paid?- casilass is a multi-millionaire. Who do you think is paying him that he will subject himself to this humiliation

Learn to accept people for who they r. So your sons and daughters dont end up in sham marriages and HIV/aids is curtailed. People who are downlow are sometimes spreading diseases while everyone in nigeria likes to pretend. Some of your pastors, imams, house of rep etc are also gay or bisexual. You can all keep pretending[/s]

People aren't gay or lesbians by nature. That's not how people are. The society just brainwashes people to believe they are gays or lesbians. This act is totally against nature.

Again, that's not the real personality. A man just wants to have sex with his fellow man to fulfil his fetish desires, not because that is who he is. Dem don deceive una finish.

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Webmasters / Re: Selling My App For ₦20k. by Playthepianos: 2:54pm On Oct 07, 2022
grin grin grin

Something wey you no code. You create am from App Creator app wey you download from Play store. grin grin
Phones / Re: Advice Needed by Playthepianos: 4:17pm On Sep 17, 2022
Used Xiaomi Redmi 9t for sale with carton


Location: Ikorodu, Lagos. Waybill also available.

6000mAh inbuilt battery - serves me well even on heavy and prolonged usage
18W fast charger, fills up ASAP
4gb/128gb with memory clad slot - I don save many large files, yet space still many
Snapdragon 662, handles games smoothly
Side-mounted fingerprint and Facial Unlock
Nice Quad Camera: 48MP
Dual Stereo speakers
IR Blaster

Issue: Broken screen. But it's a minor break, everything is working fine.

Price: 55k (negotiable)
If interested, call or WhatsApp me on 090 31 eight 2 1 three 32

Only serious buyers, please. We can meet physically, if you want.

Phones / Re: Please Suggest A Good Phone For Me by Playthepianos: 4:14pm On Sep 17, 2022
Used Xiaomi Redmi 9t for sale with carton


Location: Ikorodu, Lagos. Waybill also available.

6000mAh inbuilt battery - serves me well even on heavy and prolonged usage
18W fast charger, fills up ASAP
4gb/128gb with memory clad slot - I don save many large files, yet space still many
Snapdragon 662, handles games smoothly
Side-mounted fingerprint and Facial Unlock
Nice Quad Camera: 48MP
Dual Stereo speakers
IR Blaster

Issue: Broken screen. But it's a minor break, everything is working fine.

Price: 55k (negotiable)
If interested, call or WhatsApp me on 090 31 eight 2 1 three 32

Only serious buyers, please. We can meet physically, if you want.

Phones / Re: Worst Phone Ever Used by Playthepianos: 7:45pm On Sep 14, 2022
Myzubby:
grin grin ok there was one phone that I bought , and I posted it on nairaland. Omo nairalanders dey smart fa. They told me that I should update them After 3months of usage that the phone will show me shege . I thought it was a joke sha .

But truly after few months the new phone I bought started misbehaving you go dey o. Call phone go off grin play FB videos small time e go trip off . � . Ngwanu snap camera na wahala and na new phone o sealed and packaged 4gb ram was actually 900+mb grin 64gb rom na 16gb . I later sold the phone half the price . grin grin. Since then before I buy any phone I will research and read users reviews . grin grin. .



Next time if you want to buy any phone post the phone first on nairaland and see reviews grin

Vnus s50. grin grin grin grin

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Education / Re: Pastor Chris Foundation Commissions The Largest 100% Free School In Edo State by Playthepianos: 6:33pm On Sep 14, 2022
Mirabel11:
Scammer

By your words you shall be justified or condemned. You'll just open your mouth and say anything against anybody without thinking of the repercussions. Continue.

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Romance / Re: Having Sex with Pregnant Women by Playthepianos: 9:37pm On Sep 13, 2022
SultanOfPuna:

Na your papa be Anuofia

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Romance / Re: Having Sex with Pregnant Women by Playthepianos: 9:25pm On Sep 13, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
My neigbour is pregnant single mother.
2 months pregnant and we talk and laugh couple times.
Long story short, she all of a sudden started flirting heavily with me. Like she would look at me with love eyes and she comes closer to me and touch me while talking

I respected her based on pregnancy matter
Until i told my cousin who is a doctor.
He said that pregnant women get so Hot due to increase of hormones in their body.
Thats why she is behaving like that.

With this information, i decided to try ny luck
One evenning i came back, saw her outside
We talk normal, then i invite her to my room
Turn on speaker to reduce noise
Omo i started kissing her,
She didnt resist at all
She was sooooooo Hot, her pussy got hot i could feel the heat coming out from her pussy
It was wet so fast it shock me.
I stopped but she continued
Like she was literally trying to rape me.

I told her that its okay for me to cum inside her.. we both laugh as we all know she is already pregnant and if i cum inside her nothing will happen to her...

Best sex i ever had in months, i cum inside her all the time and she gets Hot easily.
I think i now have fetish for pregnant women not the ones with huge stomach.
The ones that are 2-3 months pregnant with small bump. They love to fvckk wella



May God punish you for this lie you just dropped. Anuofia!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Ajax UCL (2 - 1) On 13th September 2022 by Playthepianos: 9:13pm On Sep 13, 2022
aidameoryou:


What nonsense analysis

Very nonsensical!
Phones / Re: Steve Jobs' Daughter Throws Jab At The New Iphone 14 by Playthepianos: 9:35pm On Sep 08, 2022
Android>>>>> iPhone


Argue with your keypads. If you no agree, problem ti e niyen
Webmasters / Re: Scam Joshua Dan by Playthepianos: 9:58pm On Sep 07, 2022
Micnaij:
Please take note his a scammer


JOSHUA DAN

First Bank of Nigeria - 3110563119


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