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PMB007:
Nigeria! We hail thee, our own dear native land; though tribes and tongues may differ, in brotherhood we stand...

Say NO to Tribalism!
Say YES to Unity!

United we'll always Stand, Divided we fail and fall.

God bless Nigeria!
God bless us all!

Nigeria we hail thee,
Our own dear native land,
Though tribe and tongue may differ,
*In brotherhood we stand,*
Nigerians all, and proud to serve
Our sovereign Motherland!

Oh God of creation,
Direct our noble cause.
Guide our leaders right,
Help our youth the truth to know.
*In love and honesty to grow,*
And living just and true.
Great lofty heights attain;
To build a Nation where peace
And Justice reign!

Happy Independence Day Nigeria... Let's stay together as one!

Jottel:
Please.., I did mine de first time it was announced.., I've registered for the POST-Utme.., is it still mandatory to do it again??
Ps: I havnt re-uploaded it..

You aren't mandated to do it again, I personally asked from JAMB office

CondomSir:
when you register, you'll be able to download the practice questions. Except you are not an aspiring student this year, then I'll forward them to your mail.

Received.
Thanks

CondomSir:
What's your subjects combination?

English, Physics, Chemistry and Biology

CondomSir:
when you register, you'll be able to download the practice questions. Except you are not an aspiring student this year, then I'll forward them to your mail.

Pls, forward to my mail

Thanks

Pls, share as much as possible to save someone from SCAM
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*BEWARE OF FRAUDSTERS POSING AS EGG SELLERS*

A certain Facebook I.D. - *Abdul Fatah Poultry Farm (09023201910/08141558965)* has set out to defraud non-suspecting Nigerians of their hard-earned money by posing as an egg seller. His mode of operation involves sweet-talking buyers into sending deposits for egg orders, which he assures them would be delivered to agreed locations promptly. Upon receiving the deposits, he comes up with different versions of excuses and eventually blocks communication.

He has, on good account scammed different people in different locations and is still out to get more people.

Some of his accomplices who pose as satisfied customers are;

*Daniel (07082571593)*
*Bobby (09060448163)*
*07085402730*, *09071292488*, e.t.c.
Including *Osinachi o(07065006221)*, who poses as the driver to deliver the eggs.

Other details he uses in operation are;

ADDRESS
*Abdul Fatah Poultry Farm, p.m. box 258, behind Intelligentsia Educational Academy, opp. Zenith bank, before IBB market, Suleja, Niger State.*

ACCOUNT NUMBERS
*Favour Abdul-Fatah Abdullahi (0150345221), GTB* and *Ekpeohanretse Mattew (2060733308), UBA*

He acts like a Muslim or Christian accordingly, but, he is neither - he's just *a thief, cheat and liar)*

*All his available details have been submitted to the appropriate security operatives who are already hot on his tails.*

*Any valuable information that can lead to his arrest and prosecution will be handsomely rewarded*

To be forewarned is to be forehand!!!

©Afolabi Opeyemi (04/09/2017)

LAFO:
This is NOT a justifiable response

Take responsibility and apologise.

It wasn't on a TAB, it was on an ATM

It wasn't on an ATM (how's that possible, anyways ??!), it was on a TAB in the ATM gallery

...

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*LOST, BUT FOUND ITEM*

As Salaamu alaikum warahmatullaah wabarakatuhu, Muslim Faithfuls!

A black purse containing really important items, including phones and tabs was discovered, after the 'eid prayers yesterday at LAGOS STATE SECRETARIAT MOSQUE, ALAUSA, IKEJA.
The devices are passworded, so, cannot be accessed.
Attached to this post is the only picture that was recoverable from one of the devices.

So, if you know someone that knows someone that knows the owner, pls, contact
*09099541470* to claim the purse.

However, be ready to give at least a 99% description of the purse and it's contents before you get it back.

Jazakumllaahu khayr!

*LOST, BUT FOUND ITEM*

As Salaamu alaikum warahmatullaah wabarakatuhu, Muslim Faithfuls!

A black purse containing really important items, including phones and tabs was discovered, after the 'eid prayers yesterday at LAGOS STATE SECRETARIAT MOSQUE, ALAUSA, IKEJA.
The devices are passworded, so, cannot be accessed.
Attached to this post is the only picture that was recoverable from one of the devices.

So, if you know someone that knows someone that knows the owner, pls, contact
*09099541470* to claim the purse.

However, be ready to give at least a 99% description of the purse and it's contents before you get it back.

Jazakumllaahu khayr!

There's a SENIOR SCAMMER in town, by the name Kadiri Christiana, whom, in conjunction with others that work with her, is out to rip people off their hard earned money- main targets, being the 2017 Total awardees. They have consistently sent various notifications (through SMS), as regards the Total awards. I'm guessing they got the phone numbers of shortlisted candidates through the published list of winners.

This is the newest message, as received from them;

Dear Awardee
As part of the criteria for your scholarship award, be informed that the AWARD is subject to verification to confirm and authenticate from schools. Pay the sum of #10,000.00 before 19/06/2016 to CSR-Education Team
Bank-name: FirstBank
Name: Kadiri Christiana
AccNo: 309-625-7154

Ordinarily, Total would not request for any form if payments from awardees, so, until the company confirms this through proper means, affected person should desist from paying any amount into any account, so, as not to fall prey to these con artists.

Thanks.


N.B - Pls, this message should be spread for wider coverage and the authorities of Total Scholarship Scheme should be alerted of this matter.


CC: lalasticlala,
Seun,
front page, pls

pmc01:
Allow yourself to brood over it for a while, but don't go overboard. Then find a productive activity you can divert all the negative energy too. Overall, stay happy, everything happens for good. Best wishes ma'am.

If you could take your own advice...

Good day, beautiful people!
Pls, I'm travelling to Sokoto, from Ijanikin, Lagos...where is the best and easiest place to board a bus ?

Explorers:

obviously, the first one on the top will open the whole lot

larrygal:
OMG....I don't believe someone cud know me through this faceless forum.. Let me guess...john shey na u b dat Modified-i now know d person behind d moniker

Lolz, Larrygal

larrygal:
I got admitted into uef wit 100% scholarship and monthly stipends...yet to start the Rp processing

So, you'll be leaving us in UNILAG for Finland soon ?
That's great news - all da best, Sis

wanderlustian:
Hello beautiful people,

Sorry I have not updated. Had a lot of work pending, been clearing my desk. It was an awesome action packed trip, if you ask me I will do it all over again!
We made a lot of great friends, connected and kept in touch via facebook. The lil lady learnt to 'talk' during the trip. She has added itsch, didit, toitoi, wahtoh to her vocabulary, and she grew a tard taller as well, lol!

I did not spend enough time in Germany and Switzerland to give a proper review of their reception but the Italians are just awesome! They are very welcoming and accommodating. I didn't feel a hint of racism, in fact I felt they were too touchy. Quick to hug and kept kissing the lil lady's cheeks without permission.

As a point, I was a live attraction/freak show carrying my baby on my back. Many times people especially women stopped me to ask how I managed to achieve strapping the baby to my back with just a cloth and how safe it was back there. Others, especially at the airport on our way back home, had a good laugh.

Spending in Euros is not quite fun. A plastic bottle of 50 cl coke is over 2 euros (N800) Gave myself a headache from all that conversion. A meal averagely costs 10 euro, already N4,000. I don't think I have every spent that much on a single meal in forever!

What's next? Well I take a road trip to baby daddy who lives and work in the East. Perhaps I should chronicle that as well? Lol, the River Niger and the onitsha bridge is a sight to behold, I kid you not.

I don't know which country my wanderlust will take me to next. One Nairalander has infected me with a keen interest in Argentina and South America as a whole. I may need to be in North America in December, a friend of mine wants us to take a road trip across West Africa (Lagos to Liberia).. I have not decided yet. My plan right now is how to make more money! Lolz!

If you ever catch wanderlust and Europe catches your eye, please drop by and share your experience with us. Especially the countries I did not visit (France, Belgium, Spain etc). Let's see the world through your eyes!

Anyways, this is not goodbye.

Good job, Ma'am!
In any case you decide to go on that Lagos - Liberia trip, I would be very much interested, pls.
ciao!

"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

Did you attend Kings' college, Lagos ?

This is Oyeleke Grace, HKHE, 1st class graduate, my debate trainer

Explorers:
Nice one bro, u gat the eyes.

How long did it take you?

I saw within a minute...really

Explorers:
Two popes, who can spot the differences.

Their chairs ??!

Explorers:
Can you spot what's wrong with this desk?

Mind-boggling vintage riddle will determine whether you are a workaholic.

June 31 ??!

D

Please is there anyone going to Deutschland next week ?

Pls, after you buy and use this solution, do endeavor to come back here to give your honest feedback - whether good or bad.
Thanks!

pat077:
do you have agent in ibadan

Yes.
Pls, contact the number above to make order or buy. You can be assured it is completely genuine.

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Hello House,
I'll be taking a vacation in Nigeria in some months time, God willing, and I want to do a tour of some states in Nigeria.
Considering the fact that I've visited some of the states in south west and the east (Abia, Akwa-Ibom, Anambra, Bayelsa, Cross-River, Delta, Ebonyi, Edo, Enugu, Imo, Kogi, Kwara, Laos, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Oyo, Rivers - 18 total);
*How do I plan my journey to cover the remaining 18 states in one month ?
*Where are the strategic places I should visit in these states ?
*How much (averagely) should I be planning for this tour ?
*Any other useful advice for me ?

N.B. - take-off state would be Lagos, God-willing.

Thanks!