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Just let us know when he kpekes the bucket. He aims to become immortal, ain't it?

Mogidi: The signs were there already.



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Did you just finish your primary School education? Stop making people think Nigeria is a country of idiots with this your humor-less, no thought provoking attempt at foolishness. So useless of you. This is one of the dumbest comment I have come across in recent times, that it makes me doubt your Nigerianness. Nonsense!

Gem of the Day: Astonishing Miracle about the Human “Tailbone”

"All of the children of Adam (people) will decay except for the bone of coccyx (tailbone). From it he (man) was created and by it he will be reconstructed." (Hadith from Bukhari, Nasai)

Modern day science discovered in 1931:

1) The tailbone (coccyx) is the last bone at the end of your spine.

2) It is the only part of the body that does not decompose and cannot be destroyed. It cannot be finished even by burning under high temperature.

3) The first things to form inside the fertilised egg are the "primitive streak" and "node" [around 15 days later] from which all of the body of the baby originates and cells begin to form. Both of these later turn into the “tailbone”.

4) The tailbone contains mother cells for the body.

5) The first western scientist to discover the secret of the tailbone was a German named Hans Spemann (b. 1869 d. 1941) based at the University of Freiburg im Breisgau, Germany. He called the Primitive streak and node the "primary organizer" which clearly suggests that the tailbone was the basic place of origin of the human.

6) After many experiments, he concluded that there was nothing that influenced the primary organizer and it could not be destroyed.

7) Hans Spemann was awarded the “Noble Prize” in 1935 for this discovery.
Today, WARNEK (an organization responsible for ethical research on human fertilization & genetics) prohibits scientists to conduct experiments on fertilized eggs in which the primitive streak has already been formed. This shows the importance of the streak.

Now think, when Prophet Muhammad's information about the tailbone has been discovered by modern science, that it is where the human body is created from and that it will not be destroyed until every person shall be resurrected and reformed from it, his news that we shall be raised in another world from this tailbone shall also become true so do not neglect this fact.

Peace be upon our Master Muhammad, the Final and Truthful Messenger of Allah Almighty who informed of us this news of the unseen many hundred years ago!

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Wow! Really breathtaking and fantastic show of sheer master-class, brilliance and awesome football artistry displayed almost through the 2013 Confederations Cup. The thrills, excitement, passion, intrigue, drama will sure make for some long-lasting memories. Some players/teams have lived up to their hype and some have. well, shown their other side (with below par performance). So, share with the house your opinion on these topics and more:

#Did the competition really live up to its billing and your expectations?

#Which teams marveled you and which disappointed you?

#Which game impressed you the most and which bored you most?

#Give your first eleven of the tournament

#What would you have wished turned out differently in the tournament, whether match result, team selection, e.t.c.?

#Which player(s) impressed you, surprised you, disappointed you the most

#Do you think the champions of the tournament can win the upcoming World Cup and did they deserve to win the Confederations Cup trophy? Also, did you tip them to win it before the tournament?

#Do you see the competition runners-up bouncing back to dominance or is it over for them.

#Give your general assessment of the competition.

NOTE: You could just pick which of the points raised to talk on or talk about any other point not listed above. Your comments are anticipated and appreciated for a healthy debate. While polite sarcasm is allowed, please be as matured as can be in your submissions, without unwarranted insults and jabs.
Thank you.

When they come here, do they try to 'fake' or 'master' our own accent, so as to blend in? Chief Keith Richards, MD. Promasidor Nigeria Limited has lived in Nigeria for over 30 years and even has three Nigerian chieftaincy titles, yet, he still speaks like the Brit he is. So?

na wah for oyinbo o.

JudismphD: A cosmetic re-union to delude the sensibility of few gullible Nigerians at play. With ''Time'' every scheme will be blown open again.

Abi o. The fakeness of it is too obvious.

egift: Jonathan is not our father. He is a servant. The chief servant for that matter. That is why it is called "Civil Service". A truth our politicians only know during election season. So stop confusing yourself.

Chai!!!!!!!!!!!! Comb*o*

MARHABA... Looking forward to being a part of it In shaa Allaah. Together, we'll make it work out fine, bi izdnillaah. Make we know wetin be our own part for there o.

Seems many here didn't read the story. He manipulated the CCTV not to capture him in action. He was only suspected cos they saw him making suspicious moves around the CCTV, before it went blank.

I still don't understand why Nigerians still fill the pockets of these silly musicians whose only way of giving back to the society is by flaunting products of their reckless spending before their 'fans'.

lagerwhenindoubt: Where is TB Joshua and Daddy GO when you need them to showcase the vaunted powers of God

On holiday maybe. . I think they only do the 'spiritual healing'. He should go fo the physical aspect first.

Very inspiring. kudos.

The report that the mutilated corpse of Oluwaseun Adaramoye, a female undergraduate of Ladoke Akintola University of Technology was found behind a popular guest house at Under G in Ogbomosho.

According to new information at our disposal , she left home on Friday to her boyfriend’s hostel with the intention of attending a party. Days after, the boyfriend came forward and told Seun’s roommates that she had been missing for days, just before her corpse was discovered.

When the boyfriend realized her body had been found, he took to his heels and made an attempt to abscond before he was nabbed and handed over to the Police.
The boyfriend’s room was searched today by men of the Nigerian Police force. During the search lasting about 40mins, the police were able to recover several female under garments suspected to be Seun’s. They also found a locally made Calabash in his wardrobe.
The boyfriend who is also an Undergraduate of Lautech claimed during initial interrogation that he had been out of town(Ogbomosho) since Sunday-the same day Seun went missing.

As at press time, he remains in police custody as investigations into the case continue.

http://myschool.com.ng/lautech/news/19435/slain-lautech-female-student-panties-calabash-recovered-from-boyfriendacircs-house.html

The OP and his backers are a waste of Nigeria's educational resources- failed products in short. This post is so foolish and unintelligent and could only have come from people whose brains are composed of Akpu and ora/banga soup. Nonsense!!!

[quote author=Nuzo']Thanks for the question. I like it.

1. Unlike Nigeria, the Chinese are more interested in table tennis, badminton, diving and gymnastics while the Indians are interested in Cricket. And they are doing great in these areas.

2. The chinese would rather watch or play basketball than soccer. An average chinese (young, old, male or female) knows more about NBA more than an average American. Just the same way Jarus knows about EPL more than Britons.

3. Recently, CNN showed a short documentary asking same questions about the chinese not being able to come up with a standard football team.

The Chinese have not remembered soccer. When they do...no be pesin go tell you.

Cheers![/quote]on point jare

Senator Tobijah: D killers must die horribly. R.I.P

That's exactly the point. Imagine human life is now as cheap as 40k!!! It's appalling.

Musa gave out the second goal for crying out loud. I really don't understand why I'm yet to see the 'try' in Musa's effort, with every passing game. Musa tried?

naijaboiy: People still fuul dis thred oooo....well make i go sleep wil comment tomorow

Your tomorrow is today... what are you saying? Even oga President GEJ doesn't announce his retirement to bed... How ur own take be?

I mean this, seriously. Why should some good boys in the midfield and defence try so hard and still receive the same pay as some idiot clueless acclaimed forwards who are just so dumb? This is just a reflection of the rampant injustice in the nation... very sad!

Musa should be given what credit What a liquor-induced submission! Am I the only one who saw that he is solely to blame for the second goal of Uruguay Talk about rubbish talk... nonsense!

Verdict: Ujah, Musa, Ideye, Akpala, Babatunde should all be converted to ball boys for Under-15 tournaments... Period!!!

yamunla: Musa, ideye, And babatunde...God go help me end una career fast

Amen, including Ujah and Akpala, may they never wear fly the green-white-green again. Amen and amen.

RESTART........

on course...

game on....

Salahudeen Omotayo Abdul Muhaimin wrote:

INSPIRED BY HOLY SPIRIT OR TICKLED BY SEXY SPIRIT

IF this was to be a poem, a Novel, a Play, an Ode, attributed to a being; it would have be so Lovely and perhaps, "BEST SELLER"

But when the Christians claim this is from God, there is need to start asking questions.....

Oh Men of understanding; Read the following and tell me how Holy it is in Inspiration.....

Kids! Please don't Read this! If you do, Please don't Try anything Funny with whatever Lesson derived from it..

You have your future to Protect ooo..

-----------NOW, THIS IS FROM A HOLY BOOK------------

This is a verse that claim to be from the LORD:

Ezekiel, 23:1 "The word of the Lord came to me, saying,

Ezekiel 23:2 "Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother;

Ezekiel 23:3 And they played the harlot in Egypt; they played the harlot in their youth: there their breasts pressed, and their virgin bosoms handled the teats of their virginity."
Song of Solomon 7:1 "How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman."

Song of Solomon 7:2 "Your navel is like a round goblet, which wanted no liquor; thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies."

Song of Solomon 7:3 "Your two breasts are like two young roes that are twins." Hmmm......

Song of Solomon 7:4 "Your neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fish pools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bath–rabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus."

Song of Solomon 7:5 "Thine head upon thee is like Carmel, and the hair of thine head like purple; the king is held in the galleries."

Song of Solomon 7:6 "How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!"

Song of Solomon 7:7 "This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes."

Song of Solomon 7:8 "I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples."

Song of Solomon 7:9 And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak."

Song of Solomon 7:10 "I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me."

Song of Solomon 7:11 "Come, my beloved, let us go forth into the field; let us lodge in the villages."

Song of Solomon 7:12 "Let us get up early to the vineyards; let us see if the vine flourish, whether the tender grape appear, and the pomegranates bud forth: there will I give thee my loves."

Song of Solomon 7:13 "The mandrakes give a smell, and at our gates are all manner of pleasant fruits, new and old, which I have laid up for thee, O my beloved."

Indeed this Holy Spirit has cost the Christians to have many Children out of Wed-lock.
And we all know the name given to Children Born out of Wed-lock.... To make it easy; That name Occurs three {3} times in the Bible....

{1}---Deuteronomy 23:2......

{2}---ZECHARIAH 9:6......

{3}---Hebrew 12:8........

Check it Out and then You know what I mean!!!!!!!!!

ALHAMDULILAH FOR THE DIVINE REVELATION[THE QUR'AN] GIVEN TO MANKIND...

OH! CHRISTIANS DUMP THIS FARCE[BIBLE] AND FALL BACK TO ISLAM WITH A GIFT OF THE QUR'AN.................

Glory glory is to God.
Some quick facts about Tigers/Tigresses via #THE TIGER MAN# on #NAT GEO WILD# These are just some details about Tigresses and their Cubs I personally saw on TV. I hope you find them captivating as did I...
*Tigers naturally cannot count and they are sometimes not sure how many Cubs they really have, in case they have to check for any of them
*Their young cubs do not open their eyes at birth, until after sometime, just like their human counterparts
*A Tigress that has only had her first set of Cubs can accidentally trample and kill any of her Cubs, due to its inexperience
*They can get very emotional and distressed if they fell something is wrong with their kids
*They usually move their young helpless Cubs from one habitat to the other after every 3-4 days, supposedly for security purposes

*Of all the big Cats, Tigers love water the most
*Tigresses are very detailed and meticulous
*The young male Cub starts exhibiting dominance traits as early as five weeks old
*A Tigress could abandon the nurturing of her young Cubs if she doesn't feel psychologically ready to cater for them
*If the Tiger does return to check on the Cubs, the Tigress could chase it away if it feels the Tigers presence around the Cubs is not ideal for them. It doesn't mind doing all the nurturing alone
*Indeed! The Cubs learn quite impressively and amazingly adapt and survive their Tigress Mum not been around them for about six weeks... Wonderful!!!
*In all, the Tiger family can be very interesting to observe, monitor and learn about. Also, they become good and loyal friends to you when you pay sincere concern and show care for them, without showing any intent of harm.
"We will show them Our Signs in the Universe and in their ownselves until it becomes manifest to them that this is the Truth. Is it not enough that thy Lord do witness all things?" Qur'an 41:53
"Verily! In the creation of the heavens and the earth and the alternation of night and day there are indeed ayat (proofs, evidences, verses, lessons, signs, revelations, etc.) for men of understanding." Qur'an 3:90
"So blessed be Allah, the Best of creators." Qur'an 23:14
"It is Allah Who has subjected the sea to you that ships may sail through it by His command that ye may seek of His Bounty and that ye may be grateful. And He has subjected to you as from Him all that is in the heavens and on earth, it is all as a favor and kindness from Him. Verily in that are Signs indeed for those who reflect." Qur'an 45:12-13
A line of a food for thought from #NAT GEO WILD# "They say 'Slow and Steady wins the race'; but if you want to win the race in the wild, you have to be fast... very fast". Ponder on that and apply where necessary in your daily interactions and engagements... Goodluck!!!
http://knowledgecycle./2013/06/18/tigresses-and-their-cubs/

johnstar: mikel OBI

Does he drop it inside the net?

imperiouxx: So to you a keeper can stop that free kick? Then you're moved by sentiment.

With Wintchie, he could.

Thanks for watching...........


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tonididdy: that spain martinez guy get mind oh...exposing his veins to a vampiro

Not all worth munching should be munched.