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Its not "official" yet, dude.

No! Not "going to", its "gon'na."

@somze & fowoplay.
Its : "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Forget ur struggles, can't get stuck on 'em. They'ld kill u b4 ur time if u're not careful.
But I feel u tho, sometimes I write rhymes to remind myself that I'm still sane. Thats how bad my struggle is.

@twizd
Umm, is this a call out or a casual diss?

Umm, is this a call out or a casual diss?

Umm, is this a call out or a casual diss?

Bleep em son, u're a good judge.

"Oh jerry"?! Dats my worst!
I like all bank phb adverts.

Hey 100, its been a while, how u dey?

Pamela anderson and bret michaels in that sex tape they made! :d

I h8 all Indomie & malta guiness adverts!

I h8 all Indomie & malta guiness adverts!

My city neva sleeps
its shitty in d streets
on my balcony, checkin out d titties of them freaks.
We neva hit cybercafés anymore, our laptops iz top notch
and we wont stop til the EFCC starts raidin hotspots
We're hot shots,
weather's hot as hell but still we rydin drop tops.
The block's hot but we dont neva see no glocks popp'd, only rifles, man.
Knock knock,
who's there, the city dats got more honeyz dan d pooh bear,
they screw here & screw there,
get pregnant & their kids end up at d orphanage,
why? Cos these chickens dont know wat d Bleep abortion is!
Lastly I'd like to say I rep d hood dat bred d plantashun boiz,
all my Festac town muthafuckaz, make some noise!!

Ilorin? Thieving cunts dem!

Big up 2 wordsmith. Doin d league proud. When's ur ass comin back to Lagos anyway?

Answers, please. . .

I lean to the left & lean to the right, yeah I crank it errday,
hataz gittin mad cos I got me some babylace.
- Soulja boy tell em(crank dat).



JUST KIDDIN!!


I'm a million dollar mac, I need a million dollar bitch,
put my pimpin in ur life, watch ur daddy get rich.
- Bun B( Intl playaz anthem).

Chiogo, No one said the title was lovey-dovey.

Chiogo, No one said the title was lovey-dovey.

Sup odada, its been a sec.
Touching songs.
In the end, numb, what I've done - Linkinpark.

Didnt do much bad things, went to fgcl and the only things I can think of is drinkin' & mackin'.

Soulja boy off in this, ohhh!
Bla bla bla watch me crank dat watch me go, watch me do dat superman lyk ohhh!
Bla bla bla youuuuu crank dat soulja boy!!!

no offence, but what's the use of having a dumbass battle and you being the judge in it. i suggest there be multiple judges and the voting system should be open and transparent as possible. people could vote categorically e.g - diss/personals, punchlines/metaphors, multies, word construct, sense making etc. . .

I've just been there myself (to the website). They gave me zero in both Maths & English too! Its quite impossible, i mean I still remember the questions and can answer them right now & ten times over if necessary!
To say the truth, I'm confused right now.

Dudes,
what's happening? I need the configuration settings for browsing via celtel on a nokia 6020 phone. Please its kind of urgent.
OR is there something i need to text to one number or something pls, help me out.

Well I just printed out the damn thing. . . The 1st two pages were kind of empty( just the Unilorin logo and some other stuff. . .really few). . . . . . . . . . only the third page made a little sense to me. . . some biodata and stuff. I just hope I printed out the right thing(without mistakes etc).
Please folks, let me know how yours was so I can know if I've done the right thing or not.

@ Jduck,

is someone using your ID? 'cos i know u didn't just say that. That'd be the only explanation, so u better explain yo'self son. . .

1. Lord God, I thank you for all you've done for me(directly & indirectly). Pls accept my thanks in Jesus' name.
2. God, I pray that you'll grant me my university admission this year in Jesus' name.
3. Please strengthen me against yielding to temptation.
4. And continue to shower me with blessings in Jesus' name.
5. And save me from being a slave to sin and the fires of hell.
In Jesus' mighty name I pray, Amen.

How could I turn a new leaf when I smoked a whole tree??
- Gino(pain plus work).

How could I turn a new leaf when I smoked a whole tree??
- Gino(pain plus work).

What if u had a chance to be God like bruce almighty?
Would you overlook satan's sins and take his attrocities lightly?