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Celebrities / Re: See What Etisalat Did To Olamide After The Headies SAGA by PoeticJazco(m): 3:41am On Jan 09, 2016
MTN be like "come and take the 1.4 trillion naira fine if you want it".

GLO be like "I make that in 2 weeks".

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Phones / Re: Etisalat Advert Of Don Jazzy And Olamide, Back To Back by PoeticJazco(m): 3:30am On Jan 09, 2016
MTN be like "come and take the 1.4 trillion naira fine if you want it".

GLO be like "I make that in 2 weeks".

Airtel and Vodafone be like "Just passing by LOL"

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Lavishes 1million Naira On Shopping Spree [PICS] by PoeticJazco(m): 5:22am On Jan 08, 2016
Nossa:

he spent #1 million not #37K
my dad ain't broke like yours
Celebrities / Re: Davido Lavishes 1million Naira On Shopping Spree [PICS] by PoeticJazco(m): 5:20am On Jan 08, 2016
morganacanta:

U mean one year?
Wetin your dad dey work dey dey pay am 1_million... Abeg park well.
u think am broke.. my dad works for agip and a top contractor for that matter
Celebrities / Re: Davido Lavishes 1million Naira On Shopping Spree [PICS] by PoeticJazco(m): 10:58pm On Jan 07, 2016
damn!!! this nigga just spent my dad one month salary in just one day. God why?

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TV/Movies / Re: Good News! Netflix Is Now Available In Nigeria!! by PoeticJazco(m): 7:06am On Jan 07, 2016
Does it show blue film because I miss the days of staying till 1 am in the night just to watch E!. and joy TV.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Fainted Before Being Rushed To Hospital - Full Photos by PoeticJazco(m): 8:10am On Jan 06, 2016
toideve:

Mumu talk
fool
Celebrities / Re: Davido Fainted Before Being Rushed To Hospital - Full Photos by PoeticJazco(m): 5:44am On Jan 06, 2016
Sophie at work.. she must have visited one of this Edo villages and you all know what I mean. #jujutinz
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Badoo Just Confirmed He Is A Member Of Illuminati. (picture) by PoeticJazco(m): 2:53am On Jan 06, 2016
Why the f*ck you lying...why you always lying. hmmm..oh my God oo ..stop f*cking lying.
Celebrities / Re: Poverty Na Bastard... Who Would Think Ortsafemi Will Be Dis Cute Again... by PoeticJazco(m): 8:58pm On Jan 05, 2016
Chai!!! All I see is a monkey wearing chain and the second pic is a well feed rich boss
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Babymama, Sola Ogudugu, Releases New Photos by PoeticJazco(m): 3:58pm On Jan 05, 2016
That wizkid pikin should be named Edwiz A.K.A Head of Star boy entertainment

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Celebrities / Re: Warri Billionaire, Ayiri Emami And His Family (Photos) by PoeticJazco(m): 7:01am On Jan 05, 2016
If you are a MFM member join me and pray this prayer.
O Lord any man or woman that does not want me to make it in life like otedola, adeleke, ayiri, tinubu, emoney, and dangote. DIE!!!!!!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Sean Tizzle Forcing Him To Quit Twitter (PHOTOS) by PoeticJazco(m): 3:31pm On Dec 30, 2015
Sean tizzle should stop music and go back to his first hustle...YAHOO YAHOO.
Religion / Re: Pastor Of Grace Assembly Trying To Squeeze A Woman's Boobs (photos) by PoeticJazco(m): 3:17pm On Dec 30, 2015
The Nigga has been holding unto the bible for so long but he changed his mind and decided to hold unto the boobs (booble)
Fashion / Attention Nairalanders!!!!! by PoeticJazco(m): 9:59pm On Oct 27, 2014
Hello guys check out this lovely and talented jeweller and his magnificent works and customized designs because i think this guy is about to rule the jewellery world. https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=548781235266428
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Greetings Nairaland Hot Chicks by PoeticJazco(m): 3:56pm On Oct 23, 2014
HELLO LADIES I AM ACE PRINCE FROM WAFFCITY(WARRI) AND AM LOOKING FOR A CUTE CHICK TO DATE AND SPOIL. MY NUMBER IS 08103784907 AND U CAN ADD ME ON WHATSAPP AND MY BBM PIN IS 7F217993 .LOVE U ALL AND PLEASE NO GAY NIGGA

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Hello Cute Ladies Of Nairaland by PoeticJazco(m): 3:32pm On Oct 23, 2014
HELLO LADIES I AM ACE PRINCE FROM WAFFCITY(WARRI) AND AM LOOKING FOR A CUTE CHICK TO DATE AND SPOIL. MY NUMBER IS 08103784907 AND U CAN ADD ME ON WHATSAPP AND MY BBM PIN IS 7F217993 .LOVE U ALL

Poems For Review / Employed But Not Enjoyed by PoeticJazco(m): 10:21am On Oct 21, 2014
TOPIC : EMPLOYED BUT NOT ENJOYED.
WRITER : Poetic Jazco A.k.A Ace Prince
GENRE : POETRY(SPOKEN/WRITTEN WORD)

We are the ones who graduated with First Class,
And end up working under those who didn't have First Class,
But have private jets and fly in First Class.

We are the ones with our certificate filled with All-round A's,
But end up balancing accounts for our Third Class Boss and getting All-round Aches.

We are the ones who were the best in our University Department,
But end up answering Interviews Questions from our Third Class Boss,
What Does Depart Meant?

We are the ones who gets high on Nescafe just to stay wild awake in order to complete our Unfinished Day Jobs,
While our Boss gets high on Weed and Red Wine just to stay Wild and Wasted.

We are the ones who graduated with a PhD Degree,
But end up as Official Beggars wearing Suit and Tie,
Walking from one Company to another begging for Job,
Sweating profusely like someone just released from Hell.

We are the ones who were meant to be the Journalist working for BBC and CNN,
But end up as a Well Known Debater and Journalist in every Roadside Newspaper Stand,
Reading, Arguing but not Buying,
Always laying curses and abusing the Government.

We are the ones who were the best in our Computer Science Department,
But since we couldn't find a Job,
We had no other choice than to create a Job,
Hacking and Scamming was not our fault,
We just wanted Cash and the good things of Life that we can't afford.

We are the ones who elected the Rich,
Promising us good roads,free medical treatment and a Better Life,
But all we get in return was Looters for Politicians,
Criminals as Guards,
And their fingers all thumbs and the same was their feet.

We are the ones who so much love and fear God,
But was being deceived by Pastors and Prophets,
Telling us lies just to satisfy their own selfish interest.

We are the poor ones who contribute for the building of our Church Schools and University,
But neither We nor Our Children gets Admitted due to the High Cost of the School forms and Fees.

This Piece of Writing is Made by Me to Promote Equality Because Equality is What the Poor Males and Females Who are Employed and Unemployed Need and Not Love. #EqualityNotUnity .Join the Race Today and Share this Post If You Support #EqualityNotUnity .Thanks
Literature / I Won't Let School Decide My Future. by PoeticJazco(m): 2:05am On Oct 21, 2014
TOPIC : I WON'T LET SCHOOL DECIDE MY FUTURE.
POET : POETIC JAZCO A.K.A ACE PRINCE
GENRE : POETRY(Spoken/Written Word).

Is School meant for all?
Jovial or hate the dull?
Is it the only place with the key to success?
Or is it just a place with subjects as some stress?
Lucifer's for Lecturers?
I Know,
You all wanna be rich and make your parents proud,
That's why you stay up all night,
Burning Candle light,
Taking conscious drugs and calling it Nescafe,
All in the name of making A's and getting that First Class,
But i know a lot of Dropouts who didn't have First Class but have Private Jets and fly in First Class,
Namely: Bill Gates,Oprah Winfrey,Richard Branson,Mark Zuckerberg,Henry Ford and Steven Jobs e.t.c.
All this people were considered by their Lecturers as failures,
but end up making impact than those Lecturers who do fail us.
After filling our brains,
with equations and phrase,
End up talking through their Hat,
How they were the best in Art.
Making us feel uncomfortable like a fish under water,
Causing mental suppression to students who are duffer,
And even made them commit suicide cos they thought they were losers,
But they never knew they made a record breaking the law of gravity,
By going up to heaven and never coming down for eternity,
That's just an Irony.
And thanks to those ones who stayed up real strong,
who didn't allow the discouraging mouth of their mind to encourage them,
Telling them that their plans are just Castles in the air,
And even if they become successful,
It will be a flash in the pan.
Listen up Males and Females,
If school is the only place that we gon acquire the key to success,
Then how come did Bill Gates,Oprah Winfrey,Henry Ford,Mark Zuckerberg and the rest of those great men and women who were dropouts and uneducated became successful.
Maybe they went on a robbery mission called "SCHOOL BREAK",
And made away with the key to success through the help of Micheal Scofield,
FUNNY and that would've been called MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.
This is just to tell you that neither Bill Gates nor his fellow dropouts Billionaires became successful through "SCHOOL" or any "SHORTCUT".
But rather they were busy carving their own key of success,
By thinking and creating things to solve stress.
If Mark Zuckerberg had chosen to face his book all his Life,
Will they be Facebook?
If Bill Gates had chosen to live in his past of being a dropout?
Could he have known that his sleep do cost Four Million US Dollars?

I ain't trying to get under anyone's skin,
Criticize or speak bad about School,
All am trying to say is that "ALL ROADS LEADS TO ROME".
Which simply mean "There are many ways to achieve your aim,goals and success"
And in my own opinion,
I don't think school is the only place with the key to success.
So to my males and females who are dropouts or uneducated,
Don't give up on yourself because you can still achieve that dream of yours without the help of school. - VICTOR AGOR (ACE PRINCE) (JAZCO DA HIT MAKER)
Literature / Employed But Not Enjoyed by PoeticJazco(m): 1:47am On Oct 21, 2014
TOPIC : EMPLOYED BUT NOT ENJOYED.
WRITER : Poetic Jazco A.k.A Ace Prince
GENRE : POETRY(WRITTEN WORD)

We are the ones who graduated with First Class,
And end up working under those who didn't have First Class,
But have private jets and fly in First Class.

We are the ones with our certificate filled with All-round A's,
But end up balancing accounts for our Third Class Boss and getting All-round Aches.

We are the ones who were the best in our University Department,
But end up answering Interviews Questions from our Third Class Boss,
What Does Depart Meant?

We are the ones who gets high on Nescafe just to stay wild awake in order to complete our Unfinished Day Jobs,
While our Boss gets high on Weed and Red Wine just to stay Wild and Wasted.

We are the ones who graduated with a PhD Degree,
But end up as Official Beggars wearing Suit and Tie,
Walking from one Company to another begging for Job,
Sweating profusely like someone just released from Hell.

We are the ones who were meant to be the Journalist working for BBC and CNN,
But end up as a Well Known Debater and Journalist in every Roadside Newspaper Stand,
Reading, Arguing but not Buying,
Always laying curses and abusing the Government.

We are the ones who were the best in our Computer Science Department,
But since we couldn't find a Job,
We had no other choice than to create a Job,
Hacking and Scamming was not our fault,
We just wanted Cash and the good things of Life that we can't afford.

We are the ones who elected the Rich,
Promising us good roads,free medical treatment and a Better Life,
But all we get in return was Looters for Politicians,
Criminals as Guards,
And their fingers all thumbs and the same was their feet.

We are the ones who so much love and fear God,
But was being deceived by Pastors and Prophets,
Telling us lies just to satisfy their own selfish interest.

We are the poor ones who contribute for the building of our Church Schools and University,
But neither We nor Our Children gets Admitted due to the High Cost of the School forms and Fees.

This Piece of Writing is Made by Me to Promote Equality Because Equality is What the Poor Males and Females Who are Employed and Unemployed Need and Not Love. #EqualityNotUnity .Join the Race Today and Share this Post If You Support #EqualityNotUnity .Thanks

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