Na everyday I go dey form sickness so that she go dey steady treat me.

As this one wan take catch thief with this belle. this guy no need bulletproof because he don already get belleproof

Me: Oluwa na really truth you create everybody in your own image oo because you na fine God, your son Jesus na Fine Pikin even your angels handsome too bad but I wan ask you why some people wowo for this life.

Oluwa: My son, it is not their fault but it is the hardship and poverty that made them ugly. Make them get money you go see as beauty go run go meet them. e.g orezi, korede bello, basketmouth, bovi, I go dye, kiss Daniel even obasanjo but na say obj don too thief money and he no come get rest of mind that's why he still ugly.

Me: What about seun the naira land owner?

Oluwa: that guy too stingy he no wan spend he money for himself. he dey save the money e be like he wan buy Google.

Me: Chai.. There is God ooo(In Patience Jonathan Voice) .

Oluwa: Of course I dey na.. abi u no dey see me for here. we go talk later..make I go give abacha he morning beating because I hear say the guy don thief hell fire money and he wan transfer am go panama even devil dey fear am because the guy don dey drag power with devil.

Me: As your lordship pleases


Oluwa abeg forgive me.. na play I dey oo

It might be Jesus Navas the Manchester City player not the Jesus which is in heaven.

Solidstar in his song said "She say make I wait for her love I go wait"
I guess his long period of waiting is over because tiwa savage is now free and single.
Remember: She will not only be wanting your body but also your money and career if you still got anyone left

See wetin money don make monkey dey enjoy.

iceberylin:

Have you seen ya signature

Baba Nla doesn't mean Wizkid Die Hard Fan. it is just a title used to address a big person. Ycee calls himself jagaban and that does not mean he loves tinubu

Some people just like poverty.. I know of someone who prefers to urinate inside the bush instead of toilet claiming that the shit will stain the WC (water closet).

iceberylin:

You're just a Yoruba boy

bro I am not a Yoruba boy neither am I a die hard fan of wizzy. I just hate when people talk trash

iceberylin:
Signing artists you can barely Mk money from

shut up.. you don't know anything about the music business. those guys wizzy signed are the biggest in Ghana. it is just sarkodie that didn't make the list

stardragon:

how? expansiate

a poor man does not kiss or do some pre-intimacy like licking his wife if u know what I mean. he just insert his simcard and that's all. he does not care if his wife is enjoying it or not all he care about is to test that skill that he just learnt from one of the numerous porn videos in his phone on his wife who later end up giving birth to a football team

IamDino:
You think say na by showing bobbi?
I'm not surprised that my dick didn't stay erect at your classless pictures.
You're still a male whether you like it or not.
My people these are truly the end times...
Sighs.

pastor dey here dey preach but na people like una go dey send her dirty message for Facebook but go come NL dey form pastor

Person go carry this one reach house hoping say he don carry correct babe but as soon as she pull u go shout "Blood of Nebuchadnezzar".

Poor men always use force to do everything.
1.) A poor man signs check with so much power like some one drawing but a rich man just sign check with one or two dot.
2.) A poor man cries to God when praying but a rich man talks to God when praying.
3.) A poor man bleeps but a rich man makes love.
4.) A poor man goes on holiday but a rich man goes on vacation.

Add your own.

sinaj:
Did he draw his brows






Xo dis boys sperm will jux waste like that without reproducing another cutie


Smh!


Him ny*sh go don scatter sef


Endtime news!

Of course his sperm will just waste because he was also a wasted sperm.

ANOTHER WASTED SPERM..

Some men joystick can dig borehole

55k benin city

looking for a good laptop for the price of 60k with graphics and sound card

I tried using my First Bank verve card to pay for an
item worth $310 but it is telling me that they
cannot process my Payment. what should I do?

I have more than the amount in my account but I don't understand why they don't want to accept my payment

If what you wrote up there really transpired between u and the senate president then I pity you because someone like you might have the chance to meet with an angel like Jacob and you will end up asking him to change the size of your dick rather the size of your bank account

Where is E-Money That guy suppose to be the number 1 on this list. He spend on artistes, comedians even strippers

That boobi big pass naija problem

Nairaland Breast Squeezing Association. Look at what you guys have done to that poor girl's boobs. Your hands and mouth just turn the water melon into plantain leaves

Who fucking introduced Oshogbo weed to that white guy.... Kunle una wicked sha

MY OFFICIAL PRESS STATEMENT ON BEHALF OF WIZKID AND STARBOY ENTERTAINMENT.

Our artiste, wizkidvoice was like a recorded whatsapp voicenote which was sent to drake through whatsapp because during that period he was busy quarreling with Linda ikeji and in that process he lost his voice and Drake couldn't use a Davido or 9ice type of voice for an hit song like "One Dance" so he had no other choice than to use sound effect on WizKid voice.
Our artiste WizKid still have like three more songs with drake but we just hope he does not end up quarreling with any blogger or artiste before then because if that happen, we are sure drake might end up using WizKid voice as backup voice or intro like that "This is Maybach Music" and that will be a minus to his young career just like dbanj that kanye west use as a cloth model for his runway show.

We are sorry fans and we promise to talk to our artiste to stop quarreling like a woman and stop insulting someone's sister pu**y.

STARBOY PUBLICIST
POETIC JAZCO.

I was expecting him to follow maheeda and afrocandy.

Am sure those our Nigeria oloshos will beat this record as long as money dey involved.
their pu**y na tiger battery #durable and long lasting

hardo4real:

LOL you nailed it bro! )

thanks bro

Olosho goes to the altar. Hope they will be free oloshos to take home as wedding gift on your marriage day.