I dey wait the day he question people like them reminisce, ruggedman, eldris.. dem go beat freeze commot he name.

Oyinbo too dey vex anyhow

The thunder that will strike this guy is currently processing his visa in Iraq.

That he pikin with black tie be like who dangote use take do the ritual..
Lol.. e lean like Benson hedges cigarette

Daddy where were you??

Maheeda in the making..

I will like to climb that ladder.

Meanwhile, Singing "Brothers follow the ladder, follow the ladder to heaven"

Why I love my country Nigeria is because the only thing that can make us queue is not even election but this..

johnydon22:
Hahahaha this is wicked !!! i understand why he was overwhelmed by the shame but in God's name man there were many lies you could have told at least save face..

E.G " My phone was stolen and they wanted to use it to taint my image, the devil is at work against the man of God"

Religious people are very gullible, 90% would believe it the rest can go to hell if they don't want to.

Grandson of Lai Mohammed.. see as you just arrange that lie

Fidelismaria:
meat don cost

flour don cost

dem ingredients don cost

so wat do u expect

Sis you go sabi trade wella oo.. See as you just list wetin don cost.

Are you from the Eastern region?

African China.. your jewellery and cash are fake like what the country in your name do produce.

See as the white man for the picture hold the breasts with caution and respect.
if na some black men na so dem go dey squeeze am like person wen dem squeeze water commot from orange.

But e no big sha.. off to @romangoddess Instagram page.

And dem dey get mouth to dey insult us. Stupid Kenyans

if na me be the guy no much talk. na just to look for acid pour for her face to the extent say no facial surgery go fit epp her face.

Is like chopping white rice without stew..

Am sure if you trace our origin a bit of Edo-ism can be found.

Na Joke oo before una go send me slap through una own type of FedEx cos una already yet aircraft.

MilesLamar:

so you watch porn with guys? nigga yhu gay?

No sir

Guy ur joke boring like watching porn with a guy..

RECEIVE SENSE WHEREVER YOU ARE RIGHT NOW IN JESUS NAME!!!.

Oh Aunty Dullapo.. Take a look at your result.

Always watching telenovela and keeping up with the kardashians.

Now with this result I can't tell you to keep it up,

No difference between you and LadyF.

I can see you are repping the F gang very well.

But what is your problem with number 9?

You were just telling him "F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, F*ck

it's okay, it's okay.

Ohh My o my

Back then when Falz was still in Jesus gang

But now he has joined the bad gang.

Always trying to sound like those Afonja bushmen.

Common simple "bad, worse, worst".

This young man who claimed to be a lawyer for that matter said "bad, baddo, baddest"..

Continue.. it's okay, it's okay.

Mr Canon C8
Professor Paparazzi..
Always taking selfie anywhere even when u are ontop of your wife.
All your mates are taking endorsement deal you are there taking selfie.
Continue taking selfie. Mr Say cheese!!
it's okay, it's okay.

Oh.. Madam Zulu Zulu
Miss I love Africa.
You have joined gang abi? Daddy showkey gang
Daughter of the gods must be crazy
You have given the Nairaland Vaseline gang their Sunday meal.
Continue..
its not just ok, its not just ok. it's not just ok

Aunty weapon of mass destruction...
You have joined gang!! Ikebe super gang..
You are na the cause of 40% road accident happening in Ghana..
Mrs your bumbum bigger than Bombay.
What is your pant size??
Joselyn: Daddy it's size 20
Ohhh size 20.. Big mama J
it's okay, it's okay, it very okay.

Falz the bad guy even your third leg has joined bad gang.

Mr Jaja of Opobo..

Mr Only God can judge me and not my father's chamber.

Barrister charge and bail.

So you are now advocating for dem girls through your center antenna

it's okay, it's okay, it's okay

My babe: Honey, what do you think about my ass? I think I should enlarge it like Kim's own.

Me: Ok babe..but before u do, click on this link www.nairaland.com/3323817/ass-enlargement-gone-bad-viewers and you will be happy for the Flat screen yansh God gave u.

The thunder that will strike this gay.renle is currently smoking weed in shitta

it is a lie..

the main reason he came was to beg those Nigeria boys to stop scamming foreign women on Facebook because they are using his platform to turn into millionaires.

When the witches in your family are angry with you:

A minute before the exam kicks off;

Lecturer: Hey young man! leave that seat and go and join those 100 level students in the other classroom to write your exam.

You: The picture below.

Peacetemi:
Oh lawd!!! Who is the president of that useless country sef?? I need his picture cos I'm tired of using this innocent man's picture to describe Kenya and Useless news

Here is it Sir. He looks drunk sef like his country

that guy on blue be like"I wish say NEPA fit just seize light, the way I go take press the gal nyansh she no go go toilet for like 1 week"