₦airaland Forum

Lucky guy...When you're not done even if your plane collide with train,you will still survive.
Until that final day,please live at peace with all human...
We all live to die another day...

Good girl...
My generation...
People are ashamed to be seen hustling by the road side or at Workshop...
They'll proudly go naked...
Whatever rocks everyone boats sha...
Me just want to live in Jupiter alone with my weirdness.

Creative.
This sends a strong message

That suasage dey hungry me.
I'm a lazy youth,served this country for a year,I was paid 19,800 monthly.
I'm a lazy youth,I worked with Inec for 2015 election,Inez and NYSC officials no pay us in full.
I'm a lazy youth,I worked with Jumia as a freelance marketer.
I'm a lazy youth,I got a job in a financial institution being paid 107k monthly somewhere in lekki despite the high cost of living there,I can't even eat in the complex where I work,I can't even ask a girl out anywhere close to my office neither can I afford to buy a beer anywhere close...it's been close to 3 years now...still I work..every plan is paused because of money.....Marriage,masters degree,etc....yet Buhari call us lazy...
I know I will be hard working once I get my Canadian Visa...I will be able to say it on a video from there that He and his team are the lazy fool not Nigerian youth...for now we hustle...(to owo eni o ba ti te eku Ida a kii bere iku to pa baba ent)
Till you have what it takes to fight,just act like mumu...but the truth is our mumu don do

Chai...this is strong ooo,when several institutions are finding it hard to get back their running cost after downsizing.
Jim Ovia,you be Baba.

Boko harram and the problem in the North has spoilt Yankari game reserve visitation...
Few years back when we wanted to visit,every comment and advise was against it...We had to change to Cross River national park.
I believe Cross River national park is number 1 in Nigeria and Old Oyo park should be among top 5 too...
Cross River National park is the only place you can find Drill monkey in the natural habitat in the world...
With the size almost as big as Lagos State X4...the diversity and its beauty is genuine.
There are trees and herbs believed to have potency to cure Cancer.They also have various Snakes,birds,gorilla,Elephants and the mosquitoes there are as big as Helicopter,mosquito go chop you,you go won cry.
Tourism in Nigeria is dead,because man wey never chop no go dey go look for monkey...Since Buhari enter I never go vacation...I use to think government policies no concern me...

Naija way

See big boys.

I don't even know what to say

Davido's first girl friend eat beans yesterday.

The option we have 2019 is a tough one but we will decide somehow...
Where will Buhari go in 2019.
A.Daura
B.Prison
C.London to resume his ear treatment..
I assume C,because Buhari loves London pass Aisha.

Sarkki and his friends...
My own take on Buhari running for 2nd term,it's like ordering a big stout when you're already drunk on half small stout.
Madman doing crazy things.
GEJ did the same thing...but with economic condition under this He goat,He should bow his head in shame and support a younger candidate from his party...though we will vote against anything APC.

Rip man...
This man funny die...But he no blow..
I assume Baba Suwe copied his style.

2 biggest state in Nigeria economically.
Lagos just build a bus stop,Now Rivers is building a Trailer park.
Is this what we get from this fucksters?

Good girl

RIP.
We are all on death row,But this incompetent government is fast forwarding the Row.
Everybody reading this should do me a favor.....
Please pray for Nigeria...
We are all Nigerians and we will all be affected by whatever turns the nation takes.
An American living abroad is always very proud to be an American, likewise a Nigerian living abroad always very shy because people will show him the disrespect He deserves.
It doesn't matter that I hate Buhari,I'm a Nigerian just like him.
It doesn't matter if you want Biafra,We are all Nigerians till that happens (I pray not, We can all fix our sh*t together and live at peace even with the northerners)
Our leaders here will say Northerners are the problem,They're only trying to divide us...it's call divide and Rule.
Ameachi is not a northerner
Tinubu is no Northerner
Okorocha is no Northerner
Adesina,Kemi,Chris Ngige.
United we stand...

This whole Guns and no Culprit.
NPF be like APC.
Lai must work with them now.

Accord some respect to the dead..
But how short is He?

The smartest way to make money is nudity and porn...
Everybody does this in their closet,but will easily go Gaga when they see some doing it on camera..
Sex is overrated and hype.
Love is underrated.

F...Fail

They will call this sickness...
Maybe He went there to get a prescribed drug for depression and things went sore....but what do I know.
Pharmacist are the most kind of all people working in health sector, Nurse are the worst...they need to be beaten.

Okay

APC.
Just imagine how Obanikoro case was thrown to the dustbin...HA.
Apc is really taking Nigerians for a fool.

Dapchi scam...fully completed.
Yusuf bike ....replaced


Pay bring the SUV. Ooo

APC and their ever politics of bitterness.

News at 8 will be like...over 200 million lost to monkey invasion.

Many people will be cursing APC and buhari but won't take out time to get their PVC.

Haha..how many days dem spend for State house?
Dapchi Scam...
I beg you my people please go get your PVC.
This insults upon suffering is getting too much.

NB:Just out curiosity and ignorance ...that's no passenger plane and it has no seat (If the movie I dey watch are right).

APC party of the saint.
Their members has lost their sense of humanity

Clerverly:
PDP is now regional party populated by the idiotic Pigs of Biafra..Their rallies should be restricted to the South East where they feed their subjects hate, corruption and bigotry..

Your monika says cleverly...it's so unfortunate

PDP can never win this case...
Buhari has killed our judiciary system...
Funny how He gave terrorist Amnesty and no one is talking...
God please punish APC members and Satan with the same punishment

GavelSlam:
No pictures then it must be lie.

Na you won go they snap those stupid uniformed men wey dey kill Civilians like goat But will run when the real criminals come to town.