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When you’ve failed.
You go explained tire.
If this impotent useless man of a president has tried, there won’t be a need for this nonsense explanation.

The CEO is such a nice dude.
Why Una won spoil him brand.
This guy been hustling since He founded Kudi.

Acura MDX -2013.
Please help.

Which flower.
I’d say she got her flower already.
How many female artist in Nigeria got this kind level of support?
Even amidst the sex tape (which I love btw) your fan stand with you gidigba.
How many artist from Africa was present during King Charles coronation.
I guess only you.
You’ve sold show all around the world.
Madam, only you won kuku take the garden, because you don already carry the whole flower oo.

Everybody dey give figure with reputable source.

Sad.
See brilliant mind and future leader just died like that.
Na this kind death will all need to know how it happened and to be sure there’s no foul play or jealous business partner.
RIP bro.
We all know your future is very bright, sadly it ends here.
Goodnight.

Cornelius seems like a Christian name.
It just doesn’t seems like a slave name.

stanvesco:
YouTube
Chatgpt
Coursera
Google
Artificial intelligence

I’ve tried those, but I have questions.
Also from those are not enough for an interview after I’ve lied I have sufficient knowledge.

I need someone that could teach me the basics of this software.
I have interview and it’s going to be around Coupa.
I’ve used over 15 CRM in the past, I guess I’d catch up quite easy.
I’m ready to pay for the lesson.
Thank you.

Yeye.
What’s the point of a new ICC.
Can’t we just maintained the old conference centre.
Everybody knows we’re a poor country.
Can’t we just spend all this money on Agriculture.
Same as we need to sell 140 cars off Mr presidents over 180 cars convoy, and spend it on agriculture.
People are really starving.
But this yeye politicians don’t care.
The so called president commissioning a 30KM road off a 700KM.
The best president ever.

Okay.

Nice.
How about we vote Nigeria next president like this.
We just send in Billionaires and industrialists to chose someone from among them.
Maybe we go see people wey fit run the country better.
Just maybe.
We should try something different.
If we keep voting for this useless politicians, we might never get it right.
Every new government is always worst than the previous one.
Just imagine Buhari is better than someone.
We Dey say na because Buhari no go school, now we don see Bobo Chicago.
Make we just Vote Otedola or Elumelu.
If those one sef fail, make we try their big brother.
Dangote or Adenuga.
If those ones failed too.
Make we try pastor Adeboye or Oyedepo.
If they failed too, na to just sell the country make everybody collect him share waka.
(Just say even if we sell the country, na still this same wicked politicians go share the money among themselves.)
Nigeria matter really tire me and I’m not even that seriously affected, but seeing everyone complaining about hunger and poverty is really affecting my mental wellbeing.

Haba - no twist this story na.
He said it’s more than just Fuji he learnt.
That Barrister’s a father to him and he thought him everything he knows.
That been said , K1 still manage to throw some disrespect to Barrister and Kollington.

I wonder why they making this year eclipse like a big deal….
I believe it simply because it’s going to be in USA or maybe the social media effect.
I’ve withness 2 Eclipse in Nigeria and no fuse about it.

yinkbell:
Are you from Ibadan?
I remember back then, while we're still kids, we used to go and watch the crocodile.
I learnt, the man used to be a soldier; he brought the baby crocodile home from war(possibly Nigeria civil war).

I’ve never heard that version of the story.
My family was a bit close to them.
I’m talking about late 80’s.
That was the popular story.
I could remember one of his Son nearly attack a passerby with cutlass because he threw stone at the Croc just to see it moves.
I could still verify my version of this story from my dad because we never get to talk about it for over 30 years….
It’s a popular story we all knew, there seems to be no reason to verify till this morning when you have a different version.

Ooni ile Dele.
The story was that the Magician turn to Crocodile and sadly wasn’t able to turn back to human.
After several days and many rituals, the man died as a crocodile and sadly had a baby shortly before passing away.
Is the crocodile baby their family member?
That question remains unanswered.

Nigeria is not a serious country…
Imagine with all the technology now a days…
Even me can see a loophole to deal with those devil easily from the story you shared…
But nothing tangible has been done towards this new business

Efcc arrest people for parking ticket…
This should be handled by the police.
But EFCC like LASTMA.
It used to be DSS arresting everybody for anything.
Soon, Immigration will start arresting people for attempting suicide.

Shey na Ladoja turn now

Not a bad move.
But can we get real laws that will make public office holder answerable to Nigerians?
Like every state should publish it's monthly statements, it's IGR and contractors and how much was paid to each of those contractors each month.
States should do a public listing of each project and let's see names of bidders and amount each company is bidding, if you're not giving the contract to the cheapest, there must be a good reason.
Police station should report every fighting within their coverage area to the people of that area.
They should also report how many people were arrested on a monthly basis and reason for their arrest to the public.
Police officers should also be made to face public disciplinary on for their excess.
Every state should invest at least 20 percent of it's IGR into farming ( abi na till hunger kill everyone before we declare state of emergency on food)
An just some laws like this fit make us think say una dey work.

Alphafarms:
I wanted adding this, do you stay there?

I used to

Lakowe golf estate Lagos state and numerous others have 24 hours power

France will be destroyed if necessary

Jesu.
This country have a lot of enemy that do not want the country to be prosper.
Most of them are Citizens.
Many of them in government.
Some are part of the elites.
It’s just sad many Nigerians never want the good of this country.

matify83:
You know what the say about a "picture says a thousand words"

Just one snapshot would have represented "the streets, buses and subways are clean"



Nice summary though !

As requested.

iykenonny:
Hello Good morning , your post was quite insightful. I'm presently applying for a tourist visa to Norway, I'd love to ask some few questions that can help me in this journey I'm embarking on if you don't mind, can I chat you privately

I sincerely don’t know how the PM works on here.
You can ask your message here and I will answer you with the best of my knowledge.
I don’t think there’s a big deal about the visa process.
Buy travel insurance.
Book hotel.
Book airline.
Have like maybe $3000 in your account.
3 month statement.
Lobatan.
There’s basically no biggie.

NPFLADMIN:
Pictures of some beautiful norwegian women and places please.

The women are beautiful, but I obviously can’t take a picture of a stranger.
And even if I do, I’m sure you won’t find them attracting as they’re not half naked.They’re mostly fully dressed down … you can’t see any figure or bosom… I assume they’re reserved..
They drive Tesla and other nice cars, used nice perfumes but I didn’t see above any lady’s knee or below their neck.

1.Things are extra expensive, don’t be fooled that your USD is a big deal… price of commodities will shock you…. I had to google their average salary-$5500 monthly.

2.everyone understands and can speak fluent English , but they choose to speak their Norwegian language.

3. Norwegian currency and Swedish KR are kind of the official currency, as I can see some store prices in KR and some in NOK.

4. Food selection is the worst I ever come across in my little traveling experience, it’s so worst I didn’t taste rice for whole trip, because I didn’t see a single restaurant that have rice on their Menu.. RICE

They have different type of snacks to what everyone else have… I really suffer oo.

5.They’re so extra polite and very friendly, everyone I ask for direction took their time to direct me, some will even walk you to a certain distance just to make sure you’re clear.

6. It’s very clean, the city, subway, buses.

7.They dress modest, all those pop culture no really reach here, everyone dress responsible.

8.There’re very few smokers, considering that it’s winter and I can say I didn’t see up to 15 smokers during my stay… And no one was vaping.

I kind of love the calmness of the city…
Will I go back to Norway - No.
Will I advise you to go - No.

But if you want to go,please carry plenty money for pocket and don’t stay in Hotel.. stay in Airbnb, so you can cook your own food.
Even KFC was banned here because of the kind of chicken they use, when you taste Norwegian juice, you can tell it’s juice from fruit and not the sugar we’re used to over here… They take quality of life very seriously I guess.

Wetin he for talk…
He’s obviously not a bastard to his father.
He’s his father’s true son.
But he’s a bastard to his country, If at all he count himself as a Nigerian and not American or Canadian.

Will NDLEA counter be scrapped?
Will custom counter be scrapped?
Those guys can waste time.
Small time FRSC will have counter in the airport.
There’s one yeye agency by the Lagos state government wey dey tag food and dem dey charge N5k… they will give you one stupid receipt like it’s needed anywhere.
I remember my flight from Kano international last year, it was swift and no stress at all…
But you see those Lagos guys, from airline counter till you enter the yeye plane.. na either problem or Beggie Beggie.
I appreciate this guy is atleast trying, unlike others who're just there for the glamour and the hush money.

I be think say na VC them give am

Good2go1:
Obi's manifesto comes to mind, It is a good thing to implement good ideas no matter who conceived it what matters most is the good of all

lets hope they will do it.
I'm tired of campaign after election