₦airaland Forum

It's good to know they've produced over 368,000 over the years...
Product I can't buy.
Mitsuibishi.
Mazda.
Nissan.

How?

God willing...
I will buy a brand new car someday...soon.
Not Kia or Hyundai oo..
Real car. Like Toyota,Benz,VW,Lexus,BMW...
Brand new real car.

They're all criminals.

Naija and craziness.
The suffering Don reach the next level....my people dey do anything for the Raba.

I will be home on Saturday.
You come take the measurement.
I will prefer a Gold statue.
If I could get indiana Jones koboko,this guy deserve some for brain reset.

Special op?

I think you should go back to the Devil, like He pays well.
It's no Biggie.
Buhari also work for him.

If we're to be sincere..they own Nigeria...
The question's what are doing in their country...
I'm no Ipob..don't tagged with that.
It didn't start when the DPO of the Area where 7 Fulani men were burn to death was summoned...I've been seeing this for over 25 years...
Fulani man must not be the one to get shorter side of the rope....or else you're dead and He will be a free man.
As much as we hate them we still accord many respect and honour to them...
Just end this marriage,it's not working...let Buhari govern his cow.
Kanu should govern the East.
And let's fight against Tinubu and Obj here.

I no wan turn bad belle for here...but when I see all this kind thing...e dey always funny...
All I see is someone feeding his ego with a worthless award by a worthless group of cow/semi Human.

Loo

Nigeria bank and lottery...
(Jacob Zuma picture...just imagine I upload am....I no get am...just imagine)

Lala has bitten the girl...
She would surely survive the attack.
I pray that finger don't go numb/paralyse

Zoharariel:
Do you know Y I like Ycee?

Each time I blast “Condo - Ycee feat. Patoranking” in my BM, Yaasin, e dey always do me like say make I dive into the punana of Missy89 - especially while listening to that verse 2.

I no just understand Y that girl punana dey hungry me

Verse 2: YCEE

So if you do as I say imma give you what you want

I dey high am I dey be her like blunt

Men, I ain't even tryna front

Nyash so big e dey back, you dey see am for the front

So, I tell her put it in reverse

Gimme good head imma put you in a verse

Killing that pvssy imma put it in a hearse

Say she bad, girl I be chilling with the worst

So I tell her work it for me

Big Nyash girls come and twerk it for me

Say she from the streets – do that shoki for me

Hot boys so you know we do that shmoney

Meeeeeehn! Ycee, wherever u are, I owe you a keg of Palmwine & roasted grasscutter bushmeat wey I dey buy for that Okun Ajah Community off abraham adesanya roundabout & you owe me 10million naira!

Guy,Abeg I stay close to that side...gimme the address for the bush meat please.

Nigeria jagajaga...everything scatter scatter

I hope you will make a good president...
I don't trust you though...but that Herdman must go back to Daura...
Can that be his son watching in the other living room?

I only Buy fuel in Standard Gas station:
Oando.
Conoil.
Total.
Forte oil.
North West.
Mobil.
But since Buhari Don spoil everything,na anywhere fuel show oo.
Oludengun and son.
Olaiya.
Ajiku.
Aribisala.
Chukwu Egwu.
A&A.... many rubbish gas station with bad gauge and fuel.

The owner of the white cola job started as a blue Colar.

Come here...
I want to harvest you.

Can we collabo....
I have some bottle of chilled stout here..
What do you say?

I blame Buhari...
Who do you blame?

CONFAMA:
lmao... then you are omo ale.

I just left ring road mall as we are speaking and everywhere is sparkling neat. Go ahead and upload the pictures of the dirty malls...let us see.

See this dindinrin dato.
It's hard for some that lives in hut to know muds aren't as clean as Cement.
I tried so much not to call you by your name,but you insisted.
Because I'm from a particular town/county won't make my be biased when things are not done rightfully...
I don't go about taking pictures left and right...
Anytime you're chanced to visit Lagos,check out any of the Mall,most importantly come check palms mall in Lekki and compare it to the Palms mall ibadan....both mall are under the same management..probably blind you can see the difference...
Moving all around ibadan,you won't get the picture because everything is dirty over there....
Just the fucking truth,don't take it to the heart.

Spend the money.
Settling Rift with a nice dinner..you can even go to club after that....
Keep wasting the tax payers money...
Millions of Naira is being spent daily for food and drinks in the state house while several thousands are hungry on the street.

CONFAMA:
Your brain is leaking. What do u mean by "dirty and scanty"...just so u can establish your fake hypothesis.

You've obviously never been to any of those malls in Ibadan.

What's this one saying...
You just support rubbish,trying to form omoibadan...just so you know.. I'm also omoibadan,agbo Ile Alesu in Oke Ofa....the truth must be said no matter it hurts...
Don't go about abusing people left and right...just prove yourself,I said Ibadan malls are dirty...bring on a counter reply,prove yourself right..not this kids play.
Good night.

(I called this an event because I don't want to drop it in the religion section....too many fanatics)
This event happened this morning when I tried to comment on a Islamic thread ....
There's a Oat you have signed before you're allowed to comment,just because I want to let out my opinion.
I clicked Yes.
Now,this what my profile seems like.
I know you will all hit me with questions like:
1.Why do signed what you don't fully understand?
2.Why are you leching?
3.must you comment?
4.e.t.c

Just ask yourself why are they not poised to sign the same thing if it's Christian religion or Hindus.
The inscription is not even bad nor a threat...I truly believe there's only one God and most likely Prophet Muhammad is his prophet....I'm a Christian and don't have problem with religion..have worshipped in a mosque before with friends,Eckankar Temple,Jehovah Witness Kingdom Hall,Ifa priest...
I always love to learn,just to know what life's from another view...

But putting that inscription on my profile will make me look like a religion Extremist.

Mall!
We assume mall is a factory or industry in this part of the world...mall is just a Shop..like many shop together in a place...no Biggie...
Ibadan has 3 malls,dirty and scanty : no be person we Don chop go dey go mall...
State should be able to strive hard to add to their IGR.
It's not a bad thing to have small state owned refinery or power plant...
This is what we've been telling Lagos state government since the beginning of Ambode's term.

Ok

Pataricatering:
where did you get approached by Muslims? That's a lie ! I'm not Muslim but I can confidently tell you lied just to counter the dude s point ! Christians accost people every and anywhere as the guy said and still scream " islamization " ! Muslims NEVER approach people to convert except you go to the mosque or you ask them about Islam !

Sharing leaflets on the road.. what do you call that?
Not as often as Christian though...
But I've been approached several times.

ollah2:
If you aren't a religious fanatic like you claim and also tolerant then you will send grievance towards ths direction of this forum who is an ATHEIST but no, your problems is Muslims. They are the ones that hacked Nairaland and placed that oath there for non Christians.

So much for "tolerant Christians"

My brother I can't decode this your comment oo,perhaps a simple English will help me.

ollah2:
Some of your just write without using your brains. The owner of this thread is a sworn atheist. He makes his rules according to his wish, he placed the rule there but the bigotry and intolerance in you blame Muslims for that.

This thread is a Muslim thread and like always, it will he hijacked by Christians inorder to ridicule them yet Muslims are intolerant .

Churches exist virtually everywhere, you are preached to join Christianity on the road, buses, they will invade your house, et al telling folks their gods is false and ONLY Christians are destined to go heaven yet Muslims are the ones not tolerant.

The bigotry, sentiments, hatred and intolerance in most of you stinks to high heavens

Please let's get this straight...I've been approached by Muslim several times too on the road but non has come knocking my door.
I'm just of the opinion that we should all be able to tolerate one another...
There should be peaceful coexistence among all irrespective of language,religion or skin colour.
Having to swear a oat before I can comment on your threads when you don't have to do the same on mine....just think about it.
I'm not a religious fanatic,many things are wrong about Christian too,mostly the pastors ...but that's not the point of debate here.
TOLERANCE.

I'm not a Muslim to start with...
I just clicked yes...
I don't have any problem with the Islamic faith.
My little issue is with Muslim.
It's a Dynamic world...please try to see people as a total different entity from you and your belives.
Please let's respect one another....
Study have shown that Muslim have zero tolerance,don't you think without God tolerating us all,there won't be anything like humanity again.
Zero tolerance shows in everything about them.
Even before you can comment on their section you have to sign that you are of the same faith...
This to me is part of intolerance.

How do we test If He has been delivered?
Who has Ini Edo's or Omotola's number?
Just so we can be sure.
Or Bobrisky sha.