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CelebritiesRe: Real Face Of Lagbaja by POLICECAP: 7:54pm On Apr 27, 2013
[size=18pt] That is not lagbaja... This is just to get FP attention

Lagbaja is a more lively handsome guy with slight tribal marks.
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TV/MoviesRe: Oluchi Hosts “Next Top Model” For Africa by POLICECAP: 4:39pm On Apr 27, 2013
Hmmm... GOod for her. She looks kinki..
Looking at d pic mks me want to

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CelebritiesRe: 2face Is Auctioning His Traditional Wedding Outfits For Charity: Will You Buy? by POLICECAP: 6:29am On Apr 21, 2013
[size=18pt]NIGERIANS AND HYPOCRISY[/size]

[color=#red][size=18pt]FIGHT AGAINST INFERIORITY COMPLEX[/size][/color]

SMH
PoliticsBetween Gej And Obj, Who Wore It Better by POLICECAP(op): 5:48am On Apr 20, 2013
My dear brothers and sisters of st. NAIRA LAND cathedral JOKES parish. I here-by bring you a message from POPE SEUN. Which reads:

"With constant study and meditation of the chapters of the HOLY front page I came to observe that some prophecies occur more often than others and as such, are given preference.

Some of these prophecies states:

1. between sister Michelle Obama and prophetess dame patience, who wore it better

2. between apostle fashola and disciple tinubu who has six pack

3. Most girls say I am beautiful and I think I'm handsome what do you think?

4. Most girl say if I apply one bottle of anointing oil on my lips I am sexy..what do you think?

Now it is of Utmost importance that we consider our jewish brother Gabriel Esau Jonah and gentile priest Obed Barnabas Judas who wore it better?

As you drop your offerings in the form of comments may you be blessed and rewarded accordingly by spam bolt and ban mods. God bless you.

Jokes EtcBETWEEN GEJ And OBJ Who Wore It Better? (pic) by POLICECAP(op):
My dear brothers and sisters of st. NAIRA LAND cathedral JOKES parish. I here-by bring you a message from POPE SEUN. Which reads:

"With constant study and meditation of the chapters of the HOLY front page I came to observe that some prophecies occur more often than others and as such, are given preference.

Some of these prophecies states:

1. between sister Michelle Obama and prophetess dame patience, who wore it better

2. between apostle fashola and disciple tinubu who has six pack

3. Most girls say I am beautiful and I think I'm handsome what do you think?

4. Most girl say if I apply one bottle of anointing oil on my lips I am sexy..what do you think?

Now it is of Utmost importance that we consider our jewish brother Gabriel Esau Jonah and gentile priest Obed Barnabas Judas who wore it better?

As you drop your offerings in the form of comments may you be blessed and rewarded accordingly by spam bolt and ban mods. God bless you.

CelebritiesRe: Nollywood's Hottest Moms by POLICECAP: 1:47pm On Apr 19, 2013
The list is not complete without [size=18pt]tonto dike[/size]check out well, u'll find out she has a xxxxxxxxxxxx


[color=#red]And by d way, dis yeye gif pics de dull my fone huh[/color]mk una no de put am again
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji's Daughter In Sexy Cloths - Pictures by POLICECAP: 1:21pm On Apr 19, 2013
Eklektika: Like Mother,like daughter,
like harlot,like ho.*smh*
[size=14pt]am sure ur mom isn't a known harlot... But where has her decent harlotry taken her to... Garr*i market probably.[/size] If u like, don't get a life
PoliticsRe: Chime Buys Daughter-in-law Range Rover As Wedding Gift (Pictures) by POLICECAP: 1:06pm On Apr 19, 2013
I.Joan:
Oh well!

Governor Nnamdi Chime of Enugu state decided to surprise his daughter-in-law, Nneoma Atueyi, by giving her a brand new range over as a wedding gift.



Nneoma Atueyi married the son of Enugu state governor, Nnamdi Chime, on Saturday April 13th.

Congrats to the newly wed couple.








http://dailypost.com.ng/blogs/2013/04/18/governor-chime-buys-daughter-in-law-range-rover-as-wedding-gift-photos/?wt=4
No b only governor nnamdi chime[size=14pt] na governor chinua achebe[/size]

Which one b range over huh [size=14pt]abi na d name for 2015 range[/size]
EntertainmentRe: Governor Sullivan Chime's Daughter, Ezinne, Smoking In The Public (Pictures) by POLICECAP: 12:49pm On Apr 19, 2013
ypzilanti: Smoking ain't illegal in Nigeria. It's not advisable especially as Popsy has cancer case, but it is not illegal.

Abeg free the girl. Did she contest for governorship?
Abi o... As if those ones condeming her smoking pose hav better lives than she does
EntertainmentRe: Governor Sullivan Chime's Daughter, Ezinne, Smoking In The Public (Pictures) by POLICECAP: 12:43pm On Apr 19, 2013
slim fit :
You don't sound very intelligent, the people you mention are entertainers not public official s you fool the difference is very wide idiot.
If your reasoning isn't below dull, then you would av figured out how the discussion started.... The person you just quote ws making emphasis on "RICH". Bingo!
PoliticsRe: Atiku Customise Shoes As Campaign Souvenir Ahead Of 2015 (picture) by POLICECAP: 4:12pm On Apr 18, 2013
baynix: Atiku Don Carry Shoe Come Yanfu Yanfu!!

Make One Clueless Bas.tard No Come Tell Us Sey Him No Get Shoe Again o!
[size=18pt]my bele wan tear becos of laugh [/size] grin grin grin

[color=#red][size=14pt]problem de o![/size][/color]
PoliticsRe: American Senators Pass Resolution On Achebe by POLICECAP: 4:32pm On Apr 17, 2013
~Bluetooth:
And what next ? Will he get a state burial ?
[color=#red][size=18pt]aji amu[/size][/color]
PoliticsRe: American Senators Pass Resolution On Achebe by POLICECAP: 4:31pm On Apr 17, 2013
~Bluetooth:
And what next ? Will he get a state burial ?
[size=14pt]is state burial now d ein tin?[/size]
[color=#red]aji amu[/color]
PoliticsRe: American Senators Pass Resolution On Achebe by POLICECAP: 2:40pm On Apr 17, 2013
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RomanceRe: My Manhood Wouldn't Let Me Approach Woman, How Can I Overcome It, I Need Help by POLICECAP: 10:13am On Apr 17, 2013
a1solution: Before u approach a lady raise ur manhood up fly your shirt and use ur belt to hold it.
Sentence it by hanging.... grin grin
RomanceRe: My Manhood Wouldn't Let Me Approach Woman, How Can I Overcome It, I Need Help by POLICECAP: 10:07am On Apr 17, 2013
[size=14pt]OP: shey u get phone charger....cut out the wire and use it to tie d damn tin to your lap. No nonsens. Das..all[/size]
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala To Talk To Christiane Amanpour Tonight by POLICECAP: 7:45pm On Apr 16, 2013
adexsimply: CET-central european time..equivalent to GMT +2..2100hrs therefore means 8:00pm
[size=14pt] thanks jor.. No mind ll dis low lives weh de fight like almajiris[/size]
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala To Talk To Christiane Amanpour Tonight by POLICECAP: 6:02pm On Apr 16, 2013
[size=14pt] I'lld love to watch it but which 1 be 2100 CET for naija time? [/size]
PoliticsRe: Repentant Abia Criminals Demand For Amnesty by POLICECAP: 12:20pm On Apr 16, 2013
If you offer boko haram amnesty for killing lives, why wunt you give amnesty to those destroying property

No little wonder the Americans don't negotiate with terrorist

MASSOB go soon com their own
PoliticsRe: Police Ignore Woman Trappped Under Trailer by POLICECAP: 8:20am On Apr 13, 2013
[size=16][color=009900] what more were you expecting from the nigerian police when they don't stand to gain any #20. [/size][/color]
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Anita Joseph Caught Smoking Weed-photos by POLICECAP: 6:22am On Apr 12, 2013
There is more to stardom... Its a JOB and it demands sacrifice. If you are not ready for it, don't seek it. huh
Jokes EtcRe: North Korean Missile Test Delayed By Windows 8 by POLICECAP: 6:13am On Apr 12, 2013
kpogede77: Americans may have sent in the bug to destroy their system. This fool should go and read about America before embarking on this suicide mission.
They have not even started, they are already encountering problem. They Better don't start a rain if the can't face the thunder
PoliticsRe: Don't Disrupt Projects In Your Areas Uduaghan Tells Host Communities by POLICECAP: 6:00am On Apr 12, 2013
The governor knows the kind of people he is heading over... Bunch of lazy people that only seek for the slightest opportunity to ex-tort ( deveh ).

Now that they have succeeded in driving out all the oil companies from their state, I wonder what will become of them now. tongue tongue
EventsRe: Iyanya Thrilling Ladies On US Tour - (Pictures) by POLICECAP: 5:27am On Apr 12, 2013
codeddj: Guys 4get packs or Ω̴̩̩̩̥Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ packs its. Moneyy nd fame D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ make dos gal D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ famz joor...
Its not all those that is making ladies flock over him.. His just used to it. His still learning on hw to handle stardom. Na so him go african magic viewers choice awards to perform where dignitaries and elderly pple de, he wan off shirt during performance huh huh For what undecided
PoliticsRe: Why Don't We Have BBC Igbo Or Yoruba Service by POLICECAP: 7:42pm On Apr 11, 2013
[size=14pt]Because neither of the languages is complete [/size]
PoliticsRe: We Will Give Achebe A Befitting Burial - Southeast Governors by POLICECAP:
I wonder why the igbos in this forum find it difficult to learn (no hard feelings thou).......
Why do you keep battering words with some group of people (ofe ose , ofe mmanu) who are seeking for relevance by all means and who are feeling inferior by your silent achievements

-Have you ever seen the whites(oyibo) arguing complexity with the black ?
-Have you ever seen men arguing complexity with women ?
-Have you ever seen computer arguing complexity with man?

Its a clear case of the one with inferiority complex keeps fighting for relevance (weh nobody send them)

Don't argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
cool cool
TV/MoviesRe: A Mile From Home - Nigerian Trailer by POLICECAP: 2:52pm On Apr 10, 2013
vicade: The trailer isn't bad but I've seen better naija trailers that have turned out to be very poor movies.
Nollywood in my opinion should keep it simple and go back to the basics. All this over sabi hollywood movies wanna be is enough. Movies such as Ije,Two Brides and a Baby,Anchor Baby,Mirror Boy and even that dance movie with Ini edo,that movie about secondary school life and Aromatu are all crap if you ask me.

I suggest for starters Nollywood should start making historical movies and biographies about Nigerians and Nigeria.

Who's gonna make a movie about Life in the 60s,70s and 80s (Which are largely undocumented)Ogunde,Isaac Boro,Ahmadu Bello,Fela,MKO Abiola,Christopher Okigbo,awodele awojobi,Ojukwu,Awolowo,Mary Slessor,The Various Nigerian Coups,Even recent occurences such as the Odi masaccre . It took America to take the Fela story global via broadway;Americans telling the story of one of our own.

Its bad enough most Nigerians don't know much about their history. Its even worse Nollywood isn't doing anything about it. The worst even is that Nollywood can't do fiction cos the producer is probably d director/writer/script writer and actor. No specialisation or professionalism.
who is this one undecided
TV/MoviesRe: A Mile From Home - Nigerian Trailer by POLICECAP: 2:42pm On Apr 10, 2013
Afam4eva: The bolded is the problem i have with most NIgerian movies. We're doing more technical movies than we used to and i also think we have better actors but we need to do something about our story lines. The kind of stories we tell are ridiculous and comedic. We need real stories or stories that majority of Nigerian can relate with and not those blackberry babes, Abuja big girls kinda movies. This is the reason why my favourite producers/Directors will remain Izu Ojukwu(Action), Tchidi Chikere(village) and Tunde Kelani(African)
kunle afolayan is also a good producer/director (movie "phone swap)
RomanceRe: Why Do I Seek Dominating & Abusive Men? Is It Normal? by POLICECAP: 7:38am On Apr 10, 2013
Raymondenyi: U re obviously close 2 madness and in stack insanity, I really pity ur useeless life,

Wait 4 som1 dat wiLl do dis 2 U
You are the one with an inherited useless life since you can't make a simple statement devoid of insult
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Ndi-igbo Supports Amnesty To Boko Haram by POLICECAP: 7:00am On Apr 10, 2013
alj harem: By AbdulSalam Muhammad, Kano.
KANO – The President- General Ohanaeze Ndi-Igbo World Wide, Chief Gary Nnachi, has enjoined the Federal Government to hasten the Amnesty program to members of the dreaded Boko Haram, so long that will guarantee peace across the federation.

The President General of the Ohanaeze Ndi-Igbo who was in Kano in company of top notch of Pan Igbo social group to build confidence among the Igbos in the north following the recent bombing Luxurious Bus Park, noted that “peace is the only thing that will guaranteed development and wellbeing of the Nigerian citizenry and federal government should be in the vanguard of ensuring such peace, therefore the government should do whatever it takes including giving amnesty to the Boko Haram members if they will lay down their Arms and leave peacefully with everybody’.

The Ohaneze boss stressed that “Nigeria is a country for everybody, be it Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa or any other Tribe, we don’t have any other place than this our beloved nation and its time we stop deceiving ourselves and leave peacefully with one another, and the freedom of movement, right to leave and ownership should also be guaranteed’.

Chief Gary Nnachi said that “Nigeria is at cross road, and there has never been a time when the country need everybody to fully participate than now in the development and peaceful coexistence of the nation, as such government should use the opportunity to make sure that such chances are not been neglected”.

The President General, accompanied by the Chairman South East Council of Traditional rulers, HRM Eze C. I Ilomuanyi, Senator Hope Uzodima, Chairman Abia Council of Ndi Eze, Eze JA Akilaro, assured that, “as leaders we will do all we could to make sure that Nigeria leave in peace, and we shall continue to protect other ethnic nationalities leaving in the East”.

On his remarks while at government house, Governor Rabiu Musa Kwankawso noted that the last month attacked on the Luxurious Bus Park was nothing but a war without border because it affected almost all Nigerians who are doing business or travelling on that day.

The governor who spoke through the Commissioner of State Affairs, Comrade Aminu Abdusalam, stated that what happened at the Park was most regrettable and condemnable, adding that the attacked simply taught Nigerians to be vigilant in their dealings.

Kwankwaso noted that “the right of living and worship should be ensured and assured to everybody regardless of what he worship or how he wishes to live, so long he has not contravened the laws of the land”, adding that “Kano has been so generous in living with their fellow countrymen, something that has vindicated the fact that the last month attacked was carried out by some miscreants who never wish the state well”.

He said the central message of the government and people of Kano is that “everybody should live in peace and love, with a lot of affections and care, this will inculcate into Nigerians that they are brothers who should help one another in his/her cause.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/ohanaeze-ndi-igbo-backs-amnesty-to-boko-haram/
There is a reason for everything.... Wisdom at work.(Its a case of using your enemies strength to defeat him)

Amnesty for boko haram was accepted by the government. And for the igbos to play along is like laying ambush.

In the future, the igbos can just display some mumble jumble and demand for amnesty.... And you know what refusal by the government would mean.

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