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BusinessRe: Face Shield Sales Minimum Order 3pcs by politeme: 7:59am On Jun 18, 2020
ladipeacemaker:
Concurrent Face Shield Production

Have your Face Shield Specially Branded
with your business name, company name, brand and your unique identity.

Quality:
Durable
Reuseable
Full Face Protection over any diseases
Full Elasticity for all sizes
Unisex

Cost N800

Optimum Service Delivery.

Instant responses only on our cell phone via call or whatsapp
+2348184413323
Is it pay on delivery? what's your location?
InvestmentRe: I Got A Message From Access Bank by politeme: 7:55am On Jun 18, 2020
Rudyani33:
We are updating your records with us. Please email your ID and utility bill to KYC@accessbankplc.com by June 5 to enable you transact seamlessly. I got this message from access bank yesterday. I want to know how valid it is.
Very simple , just visit any access bank branch, shikena
FamilyRe: I Need A Financial Help To Treat My Mother by politeme: 12:39pm On Jun 15, 2020
Sleeklord:
Sir God bless you for helping her out.God will replenish you sir and you'll never lack but sir if I give you proof I'm a student who needs help, can you also pls help me out?
Oh Lord!
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Perfume Lovers Come In! by politeme: 12:37pm On Jun 15, 2020
annalong:
OUD TOUCH By Frank Oliver 100ml EDP Perfume For Men
PRICE:#8,500
To order call or send a message (whatsapp or sms) to 08182018370. Or visit https://www.absolutefragrance.com.ng Delivery available all over Nigeria

Oud Touch by Franck Olivier is a Woody Aromatic fragrance for men. Oud Touch is deep, strong and longlasting

This perfume has the signature oud fragrance with great silage, now you can leave your signature in the room.
Do you have this product? is the price still 7500
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Head Audit Needed In A Manufacturing Industry (south East) by politeme(op): 12:14pm On Jun 15, 2020
politeme:
We are an FMCG company located in the heart of south eastern part of the country, due to available vacancy, we require the service of an experienced AUDITOR.

Job Description

Responsible for organizing and overseeing internal audits in accordance with the annual audit plan, often managing a team of auditors.
Evaluates the system of internal controls to determine operational, business and financial risks.
Coordinates audit work with and directs other team members, and completes audit with a sense of urgency from planning to report issuance.
Continuously review /assess the business and operational risks facing the Organization in order to proactively establish appropriate mitigating controls and monitoring frameworks.
Rapidly develops an understanding of business operations and systems under review and creates clear supporting documentation.

Core Responsibilities

Prepare and submit periodic activity/management reports to the MD on the activities of the Internal Audit function including findings and overall assessment of the Organization control environment.
Interpret and analyze reports /data to identify possible risk exposure and advice the MD on risk exposure – internally and externally.
Oversee performance analysis and review of key financial ratios and indicators such as capital adequacy and reserve ratios to ensure compliance with management’s established range/targets.
Develop and implement an annual internal audit plan and ensure compliance with approved plans.
Establish and communicate the scope and objectives for internal audits to the appropriate groups/departments within the organization.
Conduct periodic financial, compliance, operational and special audits and carry out investigations into reported irregularities, as required by the organization.
Conducts thorough audit testing to validate that controls are operating.
Perform any other duties that complement the internal control systems of the Company.

Minimum Job Requirements

Bachelor degree and Master degree in Accounting,ICAN,ACCA and other related course.
Professional qualification in Auditing/Accounting body
Minimum of 6+ years’ experience in a manufacturing sector

Knowledge, Skills and Abilities Requirements:

Knowledge of auditing concepts and principles.
Knowledge of Generally Accepted Auditing Standards.
Knowledge of Accounting and Finance Principles and Practices.
Knowledge of a variety of reporting procedures, regulations and law.
Knowledge of financial record keeping procedures, laws, regulations, and standards.
Skill in examining and re-engineering operations and procedures, formulating policy, and developing and implementing new strategies and procedures.
Planning and Time Management skills.
Effective Communication and Human Relations skills
Ability to persuade and influence others.
Ability to analyze and solve problems.
Ability to develop and implement audit plans and schedules.
Ability to foster a cooperative work environment.
Critical Thinking and Analysis.
High Tenacity and Ethics standards based on principles of integrity, objectivity, competence and confidentiality.
Technology Proficient (Sage, excel, word, and other relevant software).

Qualified applicants should forward their Cv's to=poissonconsulting@gmail.com
NOTE: INTERVIEWS WILL BE HELD IN THE SOUTH EAST AND CANDIDATES MUST BE WILLING TO RELOCATE TOO
Please note " Applications of candidates that are not qualified will be thrashed"
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Experienced Warehouse Supervisors Urgently Needed by politeme(op): 12:14pm On Jun 15, 2020
politeme:
We are an FMCG company located in the South Eastern part of the country, we urgently seek to employ an experienced Warehouse Supervisor to join the team.

Requirements

Minimum of BSc/HND qualification.
Not less than three (3) years’ experience in a similar position in a manufacturing company.
Knowledge of warehouse software packages and MS Office proficiency is required
Years of Experience - 3 & Above


Qualified applicants should froward their CV's to=poissonconsulting@gmail.com
PLEASE NOTE THAT CV'S FROM CANDIDATES THAT ARE NOT QUALIFIED WILL BE TRASHED.
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Experienced Warehouse Supervisors Urgently Needed by politeme(op): 2:59pm On Jun 12, 2020
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Head Audit Needed In A Manufacturing Industry (south East) by politeme(op): 2:58pm On Jun 12, 2020
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Jobs/VacanciesExperienced Warehouse Supervisors Urgently Needed by politeme(op): 5:26pm On Jun 10, 2020
We are an FMCG company located in the South Eastern part of the country, we urgently seek to employ an experienced Warehouse Supervisor to join the team.

Requirements

Minimum of BSc/HND qualification.
Not less than three (3) years’ experience in a similar position in a manufacturing company.
Knowledge of warehouse software packages and MS Office proficiency is required
Years of Experience - 3 & Above


Qualified applicants should froward their CV's to=poissonconsulting@gmail.com
PLEASE NOTE THAT CV'S FROM CANDIDATES THAT ARE NOT QUALIFIED WILL BE TRASHED.
Jobs/VacanciesHead Audit Needed In A Manufacturing Industry (south East) by politeme(op): 5:14pm On Jun 10, 2020
We are an FMCG company located in the heart of south eastern part of the country, due to available vacancy, we require the service of an experienced AUDITOR.

Job Description

Responsible for organizing and overseeing internal audits in accordance with the annual audit plan, often managing a team of auditors.
Evaluates the system of internal controls to determine operational, business and financial risks.
Coordinates audit work with and directs other team members, and completes audit with a sense of urgency from planning to report issuance.
Continuously review /assess the business and operational risks facing the Organization in order to proactively establish appropriate mitigating controls and monitoring frameworks.
Rapidly develops an understanding of business operations and systems under review and creates clear supporting documentation.

Core Responsibilities

Prepare and submit periodic activity/management reports to the MD on the activities of the Internal Audit function including findings and overall assessment of the Organization control environment.
Interpret and analyze reports /data to identify possible risk exposure and advice the MD on risk exposure – internally and externally.
Oversee performance analysis and review of key financial ratios and indicators such as capital adequacy and reserve ratios to ensure compliance with management’s established range/targets.
Develop and implement an annual internal audit plan and ensure compliance with approved plans.
Establish and communicate the scope and objectives for internal audits to the appropriate groups/departments within the organization.
Conduct periodic financial, compliance, operational and special audits and carry out investigations into reported irregularities, as required by the organization.
Conducts thorough audit testing to validate that controls are operating.
Perform any other duties that complement the internal control systems of the Company.

Minimum Job Requirements

Bachelor degree and Master degree in Accounting,ICAN,ACCA and other related course.
Professional qualification in Auditing/Accounting body
Minimum of 6+ years’ experience in a manufacturing sector

Knowledge, Skills and Abilities Requirements:

Knowledge of auditing concepts and principles.
Knowledge of Generally Accepted Auditing Standards.
Knowledge of Accounting and Finance Principles and Practices.
Knowledge of a variety of reporting procedures, regulations and law.
Knowledge of financial record keeping procedures, laws, regulations, and standards.
Skill in examining and re-engineering operations and procedures, formulating policy, and developing and implementing new strategies and procedures.
Planning and Time Management skills.
Effective Communication and Human Relations skills
Ability to persuade and influence others.
Ability to analyze and solve problems.
Ability to develop and implement audit plans and schedules.
Ability to foster a cooperative work environment.
Critical Thinking and Analysis.
High Tenacity and Ethics standards based on principles of integrity, objectivity, competence and confidentiality.
Technology Proficient (Sage, excel, word, and other relevant software).

Qualified applicants should forward their Cv's to=poissonconsulting@gmail.com
NOTE: INTERVIEWS WILL BE HELD IN THE SOUTH EAST AND CANDIDATES MUST BE WILLING TO RELOCATE TOO
Please note " Applications of candidates that are not qualified will be thrashed"
PoliticsRe: Katsina Protesters Burn Buhari's Billboard Over Insecurity (Photos, Video) by politeme: 3:22pm On Jun 09, 2020
Aboki don get sense, hunger is real, insecurity come join am...plus covik-1-9
CareerRe: Huge Snake Killed In Fish Pond by politeme: 10:24am On Jun 09, 2020
Lala is warming up already, front page here we go!
HealthRe: Coronavirus: New Zealand Wipes Out COVID-19 After Last Person Infected Recovers by politeme: 2:38pm On Jun 08, 2020
naptu2:
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-new-zealand-wipes-out-covid-19-after-last-person-infected-recovers-12002632



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF3warILRrA
Women are doing well, but in Nigeria, we can't try that why? the men are feeling superior, Kudos madam for the job well done
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actress Uche Elendu Acquires Multi Million Naira Lexus SUV (photos) by politeme: 5:11pm On Jun 05, 2020
Good for her, we still dey huzzle, baba God go soon pick my call
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman & His Wife, Lizzy Celebrate 16th Wedding Anniversary (Photo) by politeme: 3:29pm On Jun 05, 2020
powerfulguy:
https://mobile.twitter.com/APOSTLESULEMAN/status/1268681696515444738?p=v[/quote]Happy wedding Anniversary Papa, I celebrate the grace of God in your life.
BusinessRe: Why I Broke My WEMA Alat ATM Card And Stopped Going Cashless by politeme: 9:50am On Jun 05, 2020
Shoodboi:
I am so pissed off right now.

I wasn’t angry when I broke the card. I just wanted to make sure that:

i. I will not be able to use the card or account anymore.

ii. I will be forced to open a new regular bank account.


The Story (in brief)

I suffered a failed POS transaction yesterday.

I sent Wema ALAT a mail and they are yet to reply as of now (almost 24 hours later).

I called them this morning and listened to a recorded message about how my call may be delayed because of COVID-19. I quickly cut the call. Their customer wasn’t effective before the virus came along, so I wonder what to expect now.

I later visited their bank and the customer care rep told me the transaction will be reversed within 14 days, if they were sure that I was really unable to withdraw the money.

14 days? Why is this so?

The money doesn’t even belong to me and the owner is very angry with me right now. Someone sent it to her and she wanted to use someone else's account to receive it, but I convinced her to use me—and then this happened.

Worse, she needs it for feeding and I don't have any money to give her. (She wasn’t paying me for the service in case you’re wondering.)

I suffered the same thing in the hands of GTB. (Their regular customer service email complaints@gtbank.com isn't even working anymore.)

In fact, I opened a WEMA Alat account because of GTB’s failures. I thought Alat will be better since they marketed themselves as a “Digital Bank”, but it appears that I was wrong. They are “digital” in name only.

This should be the third or fourth time WEMA Alat is doing this sort of nonsense to me. And that is without counting the failed mobile and POS transfers.

I am actually not concerned about GTB’s and Wema’s failures. I just hate their terrible customer service.

Failed transactions are one thing. I actually consider them normal. However, poor customer service and unwillingness to quickly solve failed online transactions aren’t. And this is unfortunately common with most banks and businesses in this country.

Now, I’ve have made the decision to stop going cashless. I will start moving around with cash henceforth. I’m sick and tired of all these failed POS transactions and sluggish customer service reps.

I know I will still do some online transactions but that will be occasionally (online shopping, international payments, etc.)

That said, I want you all to answer these two questions:

1. Which bank is reliable for online transactions?

2. Which bank has the most effective customer care service in this country?

I’m thinking of opening a Union bank account since I can see they have revamped their business, but I don't want to jump into conclusions as I did with Alat.

Could you all help me out?

P.S. Please UBA and Skye (if this one still exists) are out of the equation. I used them in the past and can confidently say they are terrible. They steal money.

I don’t want Access bank too. I’ve never read anything good about them. They and fraud are relatives. I don’t want Diamond bank either since they are the new owners of Access bank.

So, any suggestions?
I'm using Zenith, they are good...............................
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek's Death: Which Of His Songs Do You Like Most? by politeme: 2:53pm On Jun 02, 2020
Majek fashek, the land of death, the place for all mortals
BusinessRe: Zenith Bank Emerges Best Bank In Nigeria by politeme: 9:43am On Jun 01, 2020
That's my bank, always getting things done..
FashionRe: Recommendation On A Good Hair Clipper by politeme: 8:48am On Jun 01, 2020
Akunwafor:
Any cheaper alternative?
yes, there is one for 5500 still ok for one person
AutosRe: Clean Used Honda Baby Boy... N570k Asking by politeme: 2:53pm On May 29, 2020
MotorConnectz:
Model: Honda Accord

Year: 2001

Interior: Leather

Transmission: Automatic

Engine: V6 cylinders

Mileage: 167 thousand miles

Location: Lagos

Price: N570,000 (open for slight negotiations)

Contact via Phone & Whatsapp on 08089082627


Please take note: In order to curb fraudulent activities, No form of payment should be made or will be accepted unless after physical inspection and agreement. Thank you in anticipation for your patronage smiley
First body? Ac shilling? Any leaking roof? Any gear box problem,if no 400k, I will send a mechanic to come and check immediately
FashionRe: Recommendation On A Good Hair Clipper by politeme: 2:08pm On May 29, 2020
Akunwafor:
Yes I'm interested too.

I have always used Wahl but I guess their are fake ones in the market now
it's still in the market but very expensive. between 22,000-27,000 naira
BusinessRe: Nigerians To Pay Stamp Duty On ATM Printouts, Some Whatsapp Messages - FIRS by politeme: 1:56pm On May 29, 2020
This government is bent on milking poor Nigerian's dry, God abeg save your people
PoliticsRe: Anambra 2021: Group Adopts Dr. Godwin Maduka by politeme: 4:26pm On May 25, 2020
manuelreports:
Or Orumba east
Umuchu is in Aguata
Hahahaaaaa, Orumba east kwa, the man is from Orumba South LGA
PoliticsRe: Anambra 2021: Group Adopts Dr. Godwin Maduka by politeme: 4:25pm On May 25, 2020
AlexReports:
The governorship aspiration of Dr. Godwin Maduka, ahead of the 2021 Gubernatorial election in Anambra state received a boost at the weekend when Anambra Good Governance Group (AGGG) threw its weight behind the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) front runner, Dr. Maduka.

The Coordinator of AGGG, Ichie Ike Ejiofor, who was speaking with journalists in Awka, said his group is solidly behind the governorship aspiration of Dr. Godwin Maduka because of his antecedents.

Ichie Ejiofor noted that the Umuchukwu born Billionaire Medical Doctor was the first person who in rare demonstration of his philanthropy and charity gave out palliative materials to cushion the effects of Covid-19 to his community in Orumba Local Government Area, his council area and the entire 181 communities in the state.

This gesture according to the coordinator of AGGG is second to none and worthy of commendation.

“Dr. Godwin Maduka through his Foundation ‘Godwin Maduka Foundation’ distributed palliative materials such as food items, 60 bags of 5kg rice each to the 181 communities that made up the 21 LGs in Anambra state through the President Generals of each Community.

“Also, Godwin Maduka Foundation through Radio Sapientia 95.3 FM Onitsha doled out cash of ten thousand naira (#10 000) each to many widows across Anambra state. These are acts of love that cannot be swept under the carpet.” Ejiofor noted.

He however pointed out that Dr. Maduka’s philanthropic gestures actually started long time ago as many people have benefited from him in the past.

“All the governorship aspirants in the PDP fold are eminently qualified to give Anambra State five star governance, but Dr. Godwin Maduka is outstanding among them all.” He stressed.

The Coordinator expressed the preparedness of his group to take the good news of Maduka to all the nooks and crannies of Anambra State for the purpose of mobilizing support for the governorship aspiration.

“AGGG has structures in all the 21 local government areas of Anambra State and we are prepared to mobilize these structures for the actualization of his governorship aspiration because, we've seen in Dr. Godwin Maduka a man that is willing to give Ndi Anambra the best, Dr. Maduka is committed to transforming Anambra State,” Ejiofor concluded.

https://authorityngr.com/2020/05/25/anambra-2021-aggg-adopts-for-maduka/
He remains my man any day any time, If our people can just shun sentiment, he will be the best thing that will ever happen in Anambra state
Okosisi 1 on rescue mission.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by politeme: 5:23pm On May 21, 2020
Nwaotu10:
I'm in Anambra, Onitsha precisely, but I can't go to that plaza ever again. Most of the phone dealers there are scammers. They do sell refurbished phones as new ones. I've been scammed there severally during my under G days.
Go to guaranty phones, second floor. When you get there ,don't talk to any of those guys that are saying do you need phone etc.
Just tell them that you want to check your guy that is there.
Any which way, the phones you buy from guaranty phones, most likely will not disappoint you.
I have been buying phones in 5 sets there severally
InvestmentRe: Check Out What I Saved From My Can Piggybank For 5 Months by politeme: 3:43pm On May 21, 2020
thatsleepboy1:
I gave my mom money to buy my N150 piggy bank yesterday and I jejely kept 6k from my April salary inside cos d way I spend nowadays is sth else esp on data and I'm no longer buying data like I used to again. Just my N200 for 1GB for a week pere.
which network is 200-1gb?
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Girls Like Saying "Thank You" After Sex. by politeme: 3:26pm On May 21, 2020
BobbyHammar:
Please no insult o. I am not a saint so I just need to understand this question I asked. I am not in any serious relationship yet so I get to meet some girls once in a while and when we click fine we get to make out for fun. So I have observed that most of them always like to say "Thank you" after we make out and I keep wondering what the thank you is for because we both had the fun together and I also enjoyed myself. Is this something very common amongs girls?
Because you exceeded her expectation
RomanceRe: Anita & Jide: Man Who Earns ₦15m Asks His Fiancee Who Earns ₦42m To Quit Her Job by politeme: 5:17pm On May 19, 2020
This is a tough one at that, however let Jide seek for transfer, that lady may not likely get similar job with the same job.
JIDE don't let pride kill you
AutosRe: Sharp Nissan versa 2008 #450k by politeme: 2:12pm On May 19, 2020
ibrahim2032:
Suleja
which area for Suleja be that, i dey for Suleman Barau road, am interested.
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Too Stiff, Gives Me Timetable For Sex by politeme: 10:56am On May 18, 2020
Ningen:
Her attitude is because you're obviously broke.

Go out and hustle.
Stop asking your pregnant wife for money.

Be her provider and she'll become FLEXIBLE.
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Which Girls Do Men Prefer: Fat Girls Or Slim Girls? by politeme: 5:23pm On May 15, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
Are you a girl are you fat if yes
Kindly Hit the PM button no time smiley
tongue tongue

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