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Guys are organizing a get-together beach party and some people, who will not even attend, are predicting failure.

Just be ready to eat back your words coz y'all haters will be shocked.

Sinaj! Make I carry you for laps go na

Vizkiz hasn't discussed transportation yet.

sweetcocoa:
See their atutupoyoyo faces.

Nairalanders can wugly sha.

Pained MILF.

Mynd44:
I was actually invited to come but nah……will rather sleep at home.

This is probably going to end in fights.

Fynestboi, holla

Nobody is fighting. You can't fight in Elegushi Beach with all the security in place.

Fadedjeans:
This just cracked me up. But you could get banned for it though.

Na today dem don dey ban me? It's the worst thing he can do.

I honestly wish Mynd44 could come to beach party.
We would panel-beat his ass and dump him in the sea.

2shur:
razzaites.

poor broke guys
deygo mall dey buy table water

see those smellos girls. earpiece gurls
ugly gurls
all these broke asses.
palm slippers crew.
wtf

Nobody in your family can keep up with the swag here. Jealous poor bastard!

ItsQuinn:
You will never know

You're the girl in blue jeans. Bad pikin.

The girl in blue jeans is baaaadt!

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I was too busy to attend. But I won't miss the beach party next week.

I don't like to say this but the first car I ever bought was via online (mobofree.com). The guy sweeth-mouthed me into trusting him to send him full payment plus delivery fee before seeing/inspecting the car. Foolish as I was, I didn't notice any fault because everything was working perfectly, until the first day I drove it to work and it started jerking and smoking on 3rd Mainland Bridge. Towed it to Ikoyi where I found a mechanic. He told me the engine number did not match with the one shown in the vehicle license. It had been replaced with a dying engine and was tuned higher than normal to enable it carry the AC. Faulty fan belt, leaking radiator, damaged ABS and the wiring work was badly done with too many sellotapes and patches.
Mehn!!
I paid almost half the purchase price to fix this wahala and last last it was stolen in another mechanic's workshop. I just accepted my fate as a loser and didn't even bother to look for it.
Honda Bulldog it was. Thunder faya Honda products cos that was the first and last. Switched to Nissan Maxima, another fuel guzzling bastard. Sold it cheap some 6/7 month later. Currently using a Solara; it's been serving me well until it started puffing black smoke recently. And I want carry am travel. God go save man o.

Shioooooor!

But how did that woman get up there?

I still don't see any difference between Fulani herdsmen and Boko Haram.

Ireneony now has a female admirer. You can imagine the pains she took to create this thread with her half-baked grammar.

Ireneony, better protect that pussy for a nigga.

MsDelilah:
Me, strike a deal with Gazzuzz? Lmao! Not even if my life depends on it. No offence, but that's the last person to use as an example.

My point is, NEVER make permanent decisions based on "reviews".

Want to buy a car? Meet with dealers you can actually SEE, and inspect their vehicles. It's common sense.

Experience is the best teacher. I'm sure the OP has learnt.

Happy Holidays.

No, you won't strike a deal with Gazzuzz but you will fleece him if you can, and you don't need a razor to do that.

Or is that not what Delilahs do?

Happy Boxing Day.

Mimzyy:
Lalasticlala, please move this to the fp. Maybe citihood will be pressured to at least refund some (if not all) of the money. Thanks.

City abi Village hood didn't kill a snake na. Why would Lalasticlala move the thread to the front page?

Shioooooor!

sinaj:
lol I hear u

Honey, it's nothing but the truth. I tried to PM you but you declined. Want to have a small chat with you outside this premise.

sinaj:
lol are u sure it's coz of me?

100% sure.
Try me.

The only reason I'm still single is because Sinaj hasn't accepted to marry me yet.

A lot has happened in this Xmas already.

May God see us through the New Year.

Amen.

Where are those feminists yelling "Perverts!" when the same punishment for fowl theft was meted to a girl? They won't speak out now?
Hypocrites!

Chai! See toto one side, bobbi one side, yansh one side. What a waste!

Wait o, is Seun Osewa pained or disappointed that his mentor does not share the same irrational atheistic belief with him?

Tamuno!!!

LastProphet:
mi ebie da wi atta we mo

Iyala iya ee! Ode oshi!

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LastProphet:
u can only be a 19yr old morooon at the best, only an idiot who has never been to kaduna call fulani herdsmen bokoharam. And your useless father will be telling people he has a child that has finished secondary school. anyway ur 5mins of fame is over, omo ale

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Obtuse dunderhead! Boko Haram, Fulani herdsmen or Islamic militants are all the same to me because they invade northern states, wield sword and preach peace. Boko Haram started from the times of Uthman Dan Fodio. Unfortunately, your father died before he could tell you this.
And your stupid mom's greatest mistake was failing to abort you like she did rest of your brothers and sisters.

LastProphet:
herdsmen attack in kaduna predates your father's birth not to talk of bokoharam, eran oko

The history of Boko Haram predates your mother's first vaginal discharge. Ode!

LastProphet:
so kaduna state attacks is bokoharam? Am sure Borno state is under kaduna state abi? having a flat skulll can really limit reasoning capacity

Didinrin, any attack anywhere in the north are by Boko Haram or Fulani herdsmen. I can't differentiate both.

Secondly, APC lying government should stop feeding people with lies to cover their ineptitude.

And for the record, I'm not even Igbo.
Hang yourself!

Every time Buhari comes out to proclaim the defeat of Boko Haram, they strike almost immediately, even harder.
Please tell Buhari to stop lying and stop putting human lives in danger!

Op is a virgin. A masturbating virgin.

So why did she cover the toto and breasts na