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Family › Re: Is It Possible To Get Pregnant Two Days Before The Period? by ponco: 5:19am On Jul 27, 2013

The answer is no,

check the pregnancy chart here

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/07/get-pregnant.html

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Health › Re: 3 Main Reasons Why Some Women Cant Get Pregnant by ponco: 5:17am On Jul 27, 2013

Here is how to get pregnant.

http://elijahforce..com/2013/07/get-pregnant.html

Politics › Re: Senate Approves Marriage Of Underaged Children by ponco: 7:41am On Jul 19, 2013

This is an article officially inviting all pedophiles to Nigeria.

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/07/calling-all-pedophiles-to-nigeria.html

Romance › Re: Funke Akindele Separates From Husband After 1 Year Of Marriage by ponco: 10:02pm On Jul 16, 2013

Well, i saw this coming from the start, well we still have to congratulate her, her marriage lasted more than a kardashian wedding. It is so obvious she married for the wrong reasons. Here are wrong reasons to get married because they can't sustain the marriage.

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/04/wrong-reasons-to-get-married.html

Sports › Re: Okagbare Came Second In IAAF Meet In Paris by ponco: 3:12am On Jul 07, 2013

I am happy for her, but i am still not impressed with her time, she seems to be catching up on SAFP becuase they are running slower times,sAFP ran 10.75 in the olympics, if she runs that again, blessing would be nowhere to be found, her time now, would still not have made her medal in the olympics. She needs to increase her speed.

Romance › Re: . by ponco: 5:09am On Jul 06, 2013

where are you, are you in india or nigeria, if you are in Nigeria, you need to go to MFM, if you are in India, i don't know where you can go, but the fact that you already know somehow makes it ineffective.

Romance › Re: Chinese Lovers Fall To Death While Making Love By Window by ponco(op): 4:02pm On Jul 05, 2013

Mynd_44: That's why Beds were invented

lol

Romance › Re: Write A Letter To Your Future Husband/wife. by ponco: 8:11am On Jul 05, 2013

Here is a letter i wrote to my future husband.

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/01/letter-to-my-future-husband.html

Romance › Re: Chinese Lovers Fall To Death While Making Love By Window by ponco(op): 7:06am On Jul 04, 2013

lyfe: Not only using condoms translates to having safe-sex, common sense too is important.

Just another way to Die: WINDOW SEXCAPE

exactly. lol

Romance › Re: Chinese Lovers Fall To Death While Making Love By Window by ponco(op): 7:08pm On Jul 03, 2013

Here is an article inspired by them titled safe sex.

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/07/safe-sex-anyone.html

Romance › Chinese Lovers Fall To Death While Making Love By Window by ponco(op): 7:06pm On Jul 03, 2013

A couple are believed to have fallen to their deaths when a window they were having sex against gave way, say reports.
The horrific accident allegedly happened in China when the glass pane shattered.The tragic man and woman are then understood to have hurtled to their deaths.
Eyewitnesses said the couple both fell to the ground as they clinched on to each other. A source in China said: “With the two of them holding each other tight, they fell out of the building”.
Blood is splattered near their bodies on the pavement.
Medical staff and what appear to be police officers can also be seen examining the scene.
The man and woman are thought to have fallen out of an apartment in the city of Wuhan, central China.

Local sites suggested windows in the building were of poor quality.

http://www.cknnigeria.com/2013/06/chinese-lovers-fall-to-death-while.html?showComment=1372489180779

TV/Movies › Re: Omotola Makes Her US TV Debut On 'Hit The Floor' by ponco: 6:52pm On Jun 25, 2013

supaeagles: Imagine oh and reading the OP's post you will think she's the star of the show..... chei 5 seconds?? .... so does one get paid for that?

Yes, especially if you have some lines, you can be paid as high as $1000 or even more , but agents would take 10%,and you would be there the whole day.

Music/Radio › Re: Kelly Hansome – Save OJB by ponco: 6:36pm On Jun 25, 2013

things are never done right in Nigeria, why don't they say,this is the amount we have been able to recover, this is the amount we need to go, we need to carry out the operation on so so day. This is the same transparency we tackle our government for. and why for heaven's sake would any body go to india to do a kidney transplant and risk being given a cow's kidney or be treated by a half baked doctor in a giant hospital with massive internet presence.

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Celebrities › Re: OJB Jezreel Needs N16m For Kidney Transplant by ponco: 4:22pm On Jun 21, 2013

i;m so surprised that this is really getting out, i tuface alone can personally run around to raise this money for someone that produced african queen for him, since he could go to dubai to waste money over someone who is after 3. It just shows that our artistes are just bunch of hypocrites.

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland June 2013 is AbPatrick! by ponco: 4:18pm On Jun 21, 2013

I can't vote because i have been banned. but i was inspired by abpatrick to get another username. I think the moderators should also be fined for allowing a minor- Nelly to compete. I hope nelly has done his homework today, because i would not tolerate rubbish on monday

Music/Radio › Re: D'banj - Finally by ponco: 6:28pm On Jun 20, 2013

datovid :
I just dey hear "u will need me..like 20 times..smh

this just the ranting of someone who has lost , he said finally like 100 times

Fashion › Re: Butt Enlargement Creams, Do They Really Work? Pls Ladies Advice. by ponco: 6:53am On Jun 20, 2013

some Butt enlargement creams work,some don't , it all depends on the ingredients and the amount of fat storing cells in your butt. Here are other documented ways to make your butt bigger.

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/04/beauty-make-your-butt-bigger.html

Family › Re: Letter From The Dead: Abused Wife's Note To Hubby Before Her Death by ponco: 5:22pm On Jun 19, 2013

Family › Re: Happy Fathers' Day To All Nairalanders. by ponco(op): 4:51am On Jun 16, 2013

Any man can help create a child but it takes a real man to love, cherish and raise that child. Happy Father's Day to all the amazing Daddy's out there!!

This is for the women that have to play the role of a Mother and a Father to their children, Happy Fathers Day!

To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to heaven. Happy Fathers Day Dad. I miss you.

A dad is someone who holds you when you cry, scolds you when you break the rules, shines with pride when you succeed, and has faith in you even when you fail.

A dad is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again.

Dad you taught me the love of a father. In your arms I was always safe. You taught me selflessness. To you I am forever grateful. I love you dad.

My childhood would be bland without your nurture, love and care. My teenage days would be boring without your advice, pampering and humor. My adulthood would be wasted without your support, friendship and guidance. In fact Daddy, my whole life would be such a mess without you. Thanks for everything. Happy Father's Day.

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Family › Happy Fathers' Day To All Nairalanders. by ponco(op): 4:47am On Jun 16, 2013*

Today is the day , we have to remember the man in our lives, i'm talking about our father. Let him know you love him and appreciate him, even if he has not been there all the while.

Find some gift suggestions here http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/06/fathers-day-gift-ideas.html

And for the fatherless, take heart. There must have been another person in your life who took his place in a way, today is the day you show your appreciation, and if you are a man, determine to be a good father to your children and a good father figure to other people's children.

Happy Fathers' day.

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Romance › Re: 15 Reasons Why You Were Dumped By Your BOYFRIEND!!!!! by ponco: 4:59pm On Jun 15, 2013

How about my boyfriend is not matured enough to handle himself not to talk of handling another.

Family › Re: Homosexuality And Its Adverse Effects On The Family by ponco: 11:21am On Jun 15, 2013

Homosexuality can never kill the family system, gays would always be a minority. Macklemore was raised by gay uncles, he is straight.

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Family › Re: When The Wife Earns And Contribute More To The Union? by ponco: 11:15am On Jun 15, 2013

effisyman: Husbands generally are expected to be responsible for the family upkeep, feeding,school fees, clothing and Rents to mention a few.

But, in a situation where the wife shoulder most of this responsibilities if not all, Maybe due to the fact that she earns more or her business brings more profit.

Men generally may not be comfortable with these,as exerting your powers as the man of the house may be jeopardise, and the woman may also be full of ego and pride.

How do one cope or behave if you are in these situation?

A lot of you need to get rid of this stupid mentality that your environment or run down culture has forced on you unless you want to be a vision killer and woman destroyer. nowadays, there is no job that a man does, that a woman doesn't and there is no guarantee of being richer than your wife, even if your wife earns nothing, if you are an asshole, it still won't change.

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