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Christianity Etc › Re: Fake Miracle Workers Have Infiltrated The Church by pope732901(op): 2:04pm On Nov 21, 2008
Na only God knows the real men
Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong With Dating Online Or Via Phone? by pope732901(m): 8:40am On Nov 20, 2008
angelina08:
Hi friends,

I can see the risen why people like dating online without seeing who your dating online or via phone, it likes so foolish,
lol, Na so we see am o. Bloody infatuation.
Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong With Dating Online Or Via Phone? by pope732901(m): 8:39am On Nov 20, 2008
tobinson:
There is nofin wrng wit online datin because i bliv u cn meet ur hrtrob anyware and cn lead 2 marriage oh
lol, Why is that most people talk of marriage as if the person you're married is your perfect match. You may end up marrying each other but it doesn't mean they are the right person for you. Sure you can meet your heart rob any were on earth but not like internet, what attracts you to the other person is actually the profile and picture and you end concluding you're inlove and the lady says too " I love you too", lol, So funny. Just becareful.


temitee:
notin and i mean it i m in one and it is working fine .we r so so close and what we share is so perfect that i don't wish 4 sumone else.he is such a wonderful person and he has bn here through thick and thin.it works cz i m in it now and ll love to spend the rest of my life wit him.
You being in such sweet online relationship is very good for you, normally its always sweet because if its not you won't get yourself involve in it but not all sweet things are good. He may seem very nice and down to heart it doesn't mean he his that kind of person. Wait and see what your relationship ending will look like, and then you will remember me.
Christianity Etc › Re: The 10 Commandments by pope732901(op): 8:36am On Nov 20, 2008
No 4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy : Exo 20:10 But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
Christianity Etc › The 10 Commandments by pope732901(op): 10:21pm On Nov 19, 2008
The Number 5 minister to me a lot. SOmetimes my parent does things that I will just fee like slapping them Number 5 calms me down.

ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'

THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'

FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'

FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'

SIX: 'You shall not murder.'

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'
Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong With Dating Online Or Via Phone? by pope732901(m): 10:00pm On Nov 19, 2008
Humm, well the world will say there is nothing wrong, but I feel there is something wrong. I believe guyz that date online are not bold enough to face girls on street. Coz when I stand at my balcony I know the number of girls I see every second so I don't need wasting my time dating someone online, someone I don't know. You see pictures, read profiles and the next thing you say is that you're inlove how possible is that? Its just a game, though I've done it but it was a waste of TIME & CREDIT, when you call always to keep in contact.lol. I don't call it love, I see it as infatuation, because infatuation strikes up but love grows when you really know who you're dealing with and you can never know someone very well online or on phone, because people hide behind their Computer Monitor and type HOT words but its not their real self. Dating someone on phone or online is no SENSE. Because you don't know who is who? The guy may sound caring and down to heart, he might be a ritualist coz I once heard a story like that, the girl life was useless after ejecting her private with a KNIFE (I'm not saying a guy you meet on the street can't do that okay?). Lots of crazy things happening, I believe if you want to have a boyfriend or girlfriend, why not look outside, there are lotta places you can meet your perfect match, if you're the type that loves reading, go and register yourself with a Library and you will meet people you have the same thing in common with, If you like swimming, go for swimming once in a while, so that when you eventually meet him or her you guyz won't have a boring relationship,you will always have something to talk about. There are also lotta guys out there seeking so serious and there are girls out there too ready to get picked or laid whichever you want. Thats why in USA today you see most of them they are divorced why? Coz they fall in love blindly, most of them meet their spouse on the internet and end up marrying themselves thats not love. You may meet someone online and date for years you might end up getting married but it doesn't mean they are the right person for you.
Christianity Etc › Fake Miracle Workers Have Infiltrated The Church by pope732901(op): 9:21pm On Nov 19, 2008
Like the Biblical injunction that says teach a child the way of the Lord, and when he/she grows up, would not depart from it. Mrs. Juliana Godfrey had an encounter with God at the tender age of eight. Ever since, the born again lady has remained strong in the Lord. And she says God has been faithful to her as well.

“Whenever I call on Him, He answers to prove that He called me. Even when I was still a small girl, be it good or bad, He reveals things to me and when I pray, I get replies.”

Power in prayer
Through prayer, I have been able to achieve a lot. For example, I have somebody here who has been sick for many years, after prayers she was healed.

Fake men of God
Yeah! They are so many now, so many. But the Bible says many are called, few are chosen. It also tells us to test every spirit to know if they are true. The Bible says also that by their fruits, we shall know them.

How do we test them
By what they do. I’ll give you some examples. A lady revealed that a pastor told her that she had a marine husband and that a strong man needs to lay with her to break the covenant. The pastor gave her an appointment at an hotel to meet the strong man. Funny enough that same pastor turned out to be the strong man in the hotel room. But I tell you, the Bible says, “By my name you shall cast out demons”. There was another young man, his pastor prophesied that he’ll get N10 million by the end of that year but that this young man had to bring N20, 000 to his church. The fake pastor swindled and wrecked that young man.

Miracle
There are miracles, series of miracles while some are real, many are fake. Indeed, the Bible says that miracles will fade but the word of God will remain the same. When you receive the word of God and pray, you will receive miracle.

Life experience
I have experienced a lot that proved to me that God exists and answers prayers. There was a time my second and last kids were near death. I called upon the Lord and He answered us. There was this other time too when I was seriously ill and nothing seemed to abate the illness, I cried to God and He answered. Believe it, since then except during pregnancy I have not known what sickness is.

All seeks Heaven, none wants to die
Yes, let me ask you, since your grandfather died, have you seen him again? Everybody loves life. Nobody wants to die because none would come back to this world. The Bible says “choose ye this day life or death but I wish you choose life,” I want to add, however that, that life shouldn’t be outside Jesus.

Disappointment
No. God never disappoints.

Secret of happiness
Jesus is the secret of happiness, joy, peace and all blessings. I advice people to receive Jesus as their Lord. He alone will give you happiness.


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Christianity Etc › Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up by pope732901(m): 9:20pm On Nov 19, 2008
Please can someone get me Catholics wordship songs as many as possible. When I hear those songs it drives me wild. Please send it to ifelonely@yahoo.com
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Business In Nigeria by pope732901(op): 9:03pm On Nov 19, 2008
Una don hear this one? Tari Rufus is in trouble with the law and many are wispering as to the cause of his woes. The Funky Dread lock wearing Pastor of the House on The Rock in Port-Harcourt was a Pastor until he fell out of favour with his God-Father Pastor Paul Adefarasin. He was accused by many of plotting to take over the church and was upset when he was posted out of Port-Harcourt. He moved to Abuja and started a prosperity church which made him lots of money since he was not accountable to any man and he did not pay any taxes. NDLEA got interested in him for some deals he was involved in and kept a close watch on him. he was however arrested some few days for attempting to dupe some people he borrowed money from and refused to pay.
Celebrities › Re: Sikiratu Sindodo Worried Over Husband by pope732901(op): 8:18pm On Nov 19, 2008
spikedcylinder:
Sikiratu Sindodo? With a name like that, why would anyone expect better from her? huh undecided
lol. You guyz are making me laugh out my ass here. like this my brother. When person no like person na grammar you go dey blow when about them.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Business In Nigeria by pope732901(op): 7:57pm On Nov 19, 2008
I am a good christian and I believe in God so much, Its just whats happening these days in Churches that opened my eyes and heart not to ever on this earth believe in any pastor. Don't you hear of pastors that wants to pray for you and while they lay their hand on your head they are transferring your fortune (Yoruba i.SIKI)? So how are we to know the good from the bad?
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Business In Nigeria by pope732901(op): 7:51pm On Nov 19, 2008
[quote author=D.baby link=topic=197437.msg3106940#msg3106940 date=1227086305]Let God be the judge please all these allegations against Pastors, please just watch out . Its a sin talking ill against God's servants. Let God judge their works please, lets be very careful on how we talk about Men of God. please[/quote]Surely, we leave everything for to God, don't you know there are certain things we need to use our discretion for. Truely God will jugde but somethings are glaring that we don't need God to tell us, some Pastors preaches perfectly and they are Lucifer.

bettes:
@Poster: If you are not the type of person that judges and critices God's servants what type of person are you? See you contradicting yourself,i want to assume you have at least if not much,a little understanding of the english language.
You have not only JUDGED but CONDEMNED and LIED against servants of God.
And your story about Pastor Chris don't believe one word of it.
There's nothing wrong with calling the G.O of RCCG daddy GO,'s isnt he old enough to be your grandfather?He's never forced his church members to call him that, because its part of our culture and the bible tells us to respect people in authority(presidents,governors,leaders in church).So please get your facts right before opening a thread out of ignorance
How did the Levis who were the chosen tribe to serve as high priest in the temple of God completely,sustain their livehood?
I really don't see how it's your business how he got his money,especially since he didnt come to beg you for money.He gets money the way the High priest get their source of livehood from(offerings,tithes etc)


It's so sad when christians come up and start judging their brothers and sisters in Christ,leave judgement to God and face your own salvation and how to make help spread the Gospel.
I don't blame you, we let People take bread and start sweeping out soup all in the name of God.
Christianity Etc › Church Business In Nigeria by pope732901(op): 9:12pm On Nov 18, 2008
There was this lady who was a member of Christ Embassy. She was paid by pastor Chris Oyahilome to disguise as a lame woman and was lifted to the altar so pastor Chris prayed for her just like they both planned and she pretended to get back on her feet after the prayer. Some days later the the woman went LAME after the program for real, and was taken back to pastor Chris to tender her complain that what they both planned eventually happened to her that he should help her. Then pastor Chris said, thats non of his concern that it was a transaction that he paid her so she should get out of his sight.

Can you imagine?

Sometimes I look church these days, its now a business that Pastors try and make from. Look E.A Adeboye (He say make them dey call am Daddy G.O. General Overseer) Na God be my own Daddy and General Overseer, Has any of you ever entered Redemption Camp? Inside that Camp, you can lost 10million people there without any trace. Tell me where did that man got the money from? To get such land? A plot of Land is not easy my Brother the whole Camp is a State on its own. Redemption State bigger than Lagos.

Look at A former pastor at the Celestial Church of Christ, Pastor T. B. Joshua, that Synagogue man. The man is nothing but a magician. lol. But for some reason he was not accepted by other Pentecostal/Evangelical Nigerian pastors and other Christians. Most Christians who believe in miracles don't believe in (prophet) T. B. Joshua's miracles; they say he is of the devil. When he started, he was a very crude preacher. His services where pure 'miracle' services. Often he would be moving his hands as the 'miracles' were being performed, and people would say "he's behaving like a magician". His English was also very bad. His preaching was very unconventional with non-standard ways of praying and with hardly any references to the bible or the name of Jesus. what is the significance of those "eyele" birds flying around the so called church?

It was understandable why one might not want to be associated with him.

But T.B Joshua today is a WOW, lol!

Only God knows who is serving him and those who are serving him knows themselves.
I may have a wrong notion about them, but my fellow Brothers and Sister, I'm not the type that condemns or judge God's own servants. Its just always amaze me.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Vs Messi Who Is Better by pope732901(m): 10:55am On Nov 17, 2008
You no dey hear when Messi dribbles like 9 players all together the COMMENTATOR shouts " Messi Ooooooooooooooooooooooo "

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Vs Messi Who Is Better by pope732901(m): 10:39am On Nov 17, 2008
Messi All The Way

Celebrities › Re: Sikiratu Sindodo Worried Over Husband by pope732901(op): 10:24am On Nov 17, 2008
adexcarz:
Bros take am easy ooooh. E be like say u don toast her she no come gree ba?cheesy
Toast Sikiratu Sindodo? Muslim? Olorun maje ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, ko ni baje fun me.
Family › Re: IF U R IN MY SHOE WHAT WOULD U DO? by pope732901(m): 9:50pm On Nov 16, 2008
I will come out of the shoe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Gerrard's Wife In Robbery Drama by pope732901(op): 9:36pm On Nov 16, 2008
STEVEN Gerrard's missus was left paralysed with fear last night as masked robbers raided the England star's home while she was inside with their two kids.

Four thugs wearing balaclavas burst into the couple's plush mansion at 9.30pm while WAG Alex Curran was inside with daughters Lilly Ella, three, and one-year-old Lexi.

Petrified Curran, 25, clung to her kids as the ruthless mob ransacked the couple's belongings, grabbing handfuls of jewellery before fleeing into the night.

Traumatised but unharmed, Curran was last night being comforted by family members who whisked her and the children away from the lavish home in Formby, Merseyside.

Liverpool skipper Gerrard, 27, was playing for his club in Marseille when the gang struck. He was said to be "devastated" by news of his family's horrifying ordeal.

The chilling raid will fuel fears that Liverpool stars are being ruthlessly targeted whilst they are playing away.

Police denied reports that a gun or a knife was used in the robbery, saying: “No weapon was seen.”

A spokesman for Liverpool FC said the club was shocked to hear the news of Ms Curran’s ordeal.

He said: “Our first concerns are for the welfare of Alex, Steven and the family.

“The club takes this extremely seriously and we will be looking at ways to provide cover for the players’ houses while they are away with the club on domestic and international duty.”

Inquiries

A Merseyside Police spokeswoman said forensic examination of the property was taking place today and house to house inquiries have begun.

A police spokeswoman said: “We are investigating a confrontational burglary which took place at around 9.30pm last night.

“Four men, wearing dark clothing, hoods and balaclavas, entered the property and stole items of jewellery.

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“We cannot confirm the nature of the confrontation.

“The female resident, and another woman who was in the house at the time, were left shaken but uninjured.”

Six Reds players have now had their homes ransacked in just over 18 months.

Striker DIRK KUYT had his plush pad burgled in November while he was on International duty with Holland.

In June 2006, former goalie JERZY DUDEK had his Pounds 65,000 Porsche Carrera car stolen from his home in Caldy, Wirral, along with his Champions League winner's medal from 2005.

In September 2006, defender DANIEL AGGER and striker PETER CROUCH had their homes burgled at the same time while they were playing at Anfield.

Thieves stole a BMW and Cadillac from Agger's house on the Wirral and they took valuables from Crouch's home in Alderley Edge, Cheshire.

In May 2007, keeper PEPE REINA's house was raided as he helped Liverpool beat Chelsea in the Champions League semi-final. His Porsche Cayenne car, jewellery, an entertainment system and personal documents were stolen from the house in Woolton.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Vs Messi Who Is Better by pope732901(m): 9:12pm On Nov 16, 2008
A dead Lion Messi is better than a living,heathy and fully fit Cristiano Ronaldo. (EVEN IF MESSI'S BOTH LEGS ARE AMPUTATED HE HIS STILL SKILLFUL AND BETTER THAN A 10 LEGS RONALDO.<OTTU>, )

Celebrities › Re: Sikiratu Sindodo Worried Over Husband by pope732901(op): 8:06pm On Nov 16, 2008
smile4kenn:
Tayo Odueke popularly known as Sikiratu Sidondo is a big girl. Since she became a star in the Yoruba movie industry, the pretty actress’ has really stepped up.

It is no longer a secret that she is the girlfriend of MC Oluomo Musiliu, the don of the area boys in Lagos, who is really spoiling her rotten with cash and expensive gift items. Her powerful Murano jeep with plate number MC Baby is just one of the stuffs her beau bought for her at the snap of a finger.

And to show that her status has risen to a higher level, Life and Beat gathered that the actress now cruises around with two hefty bodyguards.

It was alleged the big babe was spotted recently at Anthony Village, Lagos where she was shooting a new film, her mean looking ‘bodyguards’ rarely left her side.

Of course, ‘bad belle’ people could not stomach Sidondo’s high profile. Some of them were heard saying, “What is this? Who even wants to kill her sef? Her shakara don too much joo. Wetin bi this with bodyguard?”
Abeg no mind her jo. Weytin them won kill for her body? Na so her STAR full reach? Just leave her, na those her BODYGUARD go kill her at last.
Celebrities › Re: Sikiratu Sindodo Worried Over Husband by pope732901(op): 8:11pm On Nov 14, 2008
lucabrasi:
and in this day and age a young girl will still have this kind of mind sethuh? huh huh
Omo, I wonder O.
Celebrities › Sikiratu Sindodo Worried Over Husband by pope732901(op): 5:01pm On Nov 14, 2008
Popular Light skinned yoruba actress Tayo Odueke popularly called Sikiratu Sindodo is worried that her position as 4th wife to lagos Big Boy MC Oluomo is at stack since she lost her 5month ild pregnancy and his attention has been shifted to some new passions. His promise to even change her car now comes with a condition. Gossip is that he told her that until she gets pregnant again she would keep driving the Murano jeep he bought for her early this year. This is making the actress so sad since she thought she would be the last in Oluomo list of wives.
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Left-handed People Few And So Unique? by pope732901(m): 10:52pm On Nov 11, 2008
[size=8pt]I am left handed AND PROUD, I found nairaland website most humiliating and somewhat a bare faced cheek. Us "lefties" as you may call it all have a brain just like yourselves, and we should not be de-moralized in anyway. It is all hear say what people say about left handed people, we are just as human as you "righties". Why write a FORUM about a left handed person?? Hmmm I can think of more interesting things. I think you were absolutely bored on day and just made this site to make left handed people look like they have a disability. We can do just as much with no problems. Ok lets clear this what would you call an "ambidextrous" person? I really can’t believe that us left handed peeps have be deemed as PSYCHO'S" lol what a farce!!

It's not easy being a lefty. I'm left handed and always successful in whatever I do (even when I try to pick from my mums bag those days, I do it perfectly….lol…I’m very talented), though while I was in school, to be HONEST I was dull academically but in other aspect of my life I'm always on TOP and I give God all the Glory. Lefties are exceptional;  Why is that when we eat in public places everybody keeps staring at you? Why is that when we demonstrate with our left hand when talking attracts people? We are too much. Who would I be if I was right-handed? Not the same person. Left-handedness is part of my identity, my self. I would sooner cut off my right arm than be converted to right-handedness; as strong a statement as that is, left-handedness is so integral a part of me that I could not imagine living otherwise.

"If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, and the right side of your brain controls the left side of your body, then left-handed people must be the only ones in their right minds." Quoted by ~ W.C. Fields.

According to new theories, what we left-handed people (and other animals) may lack in fitness, we make up by being different, Researchers in France recently took an interest in the disproportionately high number of left-handed athletes who thrive in sports involving direct one-on-one contact, such as baseball (think Babe Ruth), tennis (think John McEnroe) and boxing (think Oscar de la Hoya or the fictional Rocky Balboa).

Charlotte Faurie and Michel Raymond of the University of Montpellier in France figured the same reason so many left-handed people are successful in such sports could also explain a possible higher success rate among lefties in primitive combat.

We are the BOMB!
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Christianity Etc › Letters To God by pope732901(op): 9:29am On Sep 04, 2008
I've decided to start an online collection of "Letters to God." The purpose is to get people thinking about God, and hopefully talking to Him, both Christians and non-Christians. Many of the letters are fictional, which is why I've created a new forum instead of posting them in the prayer forums.

The first 1400 or-so letters were entries in a writing contest I sponsored. You will read letters from around the globe including the USA, Australia, India, Pakistan, Uzbekistan, South Africa, Nigeria, Philippines, Malaysia, Canada, Nepal, Italy, Botswana, England, Zambia, Vietnam, Zimbabwe, Ghana, Ethiopia, Israel, Morocco, Ireland, Romania, Trinidad & Tobago, Jamaica, Finland, Malta, Indonesia, Moldova, Puerto Rico, Kenya, Serbia, Uganda, Belgium, Tanzania, Singapore, New Zealand, Ukraine, Jordan, Qatar, Algeria, Mauritius, Nepal, Germany, Liberia, Scotland, and Bulgaria just to name a few!

Beware that a lot of the letters are not edifying from a Christian standpoint. It is my hope that those letters will fill you with COMPASSION for those who speak to God without knowing Him. Many people take the opportunity to curse God instead of Praise Him.

I am amazed at the percentage of people who are angry at God; who have turned away from Him as a result of pain in their lives. Others are afraid that God is angry at them; only waiting to punish them for their sins. I was brought to tears several times as I posted the initial batch of letters, realizing how SO MANY people have misconceived perceptions about God!

On the other hand, many of the letters are written from the hearts of sincere believers, and as you read those ones, I hope you will be encouraged and INSPIRED to write your own letter to God!
Technology Market › Items For Sale by pope732901(op): 5:40am On Aug 20, 2008
Hi Guys, I have some items for sale

Webmail
Licensed Inbox mailer (Guaranteed for 3 solid months)
Password sniffer (Yahoom Hotmail, Gmail, Excite and Aol)
email list 10.2million (in group) email list
and Job deliveries

If you're interested, get back to me on ifelonely@yahoo.com
Adverts › Items For Sale by pope732901(op): 5:17am On Aug 20, 2008
Hi Guys, I have some items for sale

Webmail
Licensed Inbox mailer (Guaranteed for 3 solid months)
Password sniffer (Yahoom Hotmail, Gmail, Excite and Aol)
email list 10.2million (in group) email list
and Job deliveries

If you're interested, get back to me on ifelonely@yahoo.com
Computers › Re: Nod32 Anti-virus Tips by pope732901(op): 9:38am On Aug 13, 2008
kabeerhabe:
tank u, i need the anti-virus, where can i get it plz. i have rerad the tutorial and get the installation procces. now where can i get it plz?
http://www.toggle.com/lv/group/view/kl27634/NOD32.htm you will see Download now>>Download NOD32 Antirus with our Download manager click on it. Its 19.00MB or so. This will take awhile, to make it faster get a download manager on your system on www.internetdownloadmanager.com click on the Trial Version this will last for 30days and if you enjoy it you can now purchase it from the web or crack it.

Just go get the NOD32 its the best.
Computers › Nod32 Anti-virus Tips by pope732901(op): 8:42am On Aug 13, 2008
[Tutorial] Setting up and Config Nod32 Anti-Virus
Ok, i have used just about every major (and minor) anti-virus and i found this one to be the best. The only negitave review that this software ever gets is that it is not user friendly, at all, seriously, it's a prick. So here is my tutorial to install and set up NOD32.

At the end of the setup process NOD32 will have these properties (if you follow all the steps exactly)

1) It will keep itself updated on a hourly basis.
2) It will automatically attempt to clean any infected file. If the file cannot be cleaned it will be deleted.
3) It will automatically deny any file download that it consiters a threat.
4) It will inter grade into most E-Mail Clients
5) You will run a manual scan on your computer.

As you can see, some of these settings are kind of harsh. so feel free to tinker with the settings to meet your specific needs. If all else fails, you can go back through and change the settings to what we have listed here.

OK, time for Pope mini rant.

[WalkAwayNow]
I was originally going to make screen shots and an perfect walk through but i just realized that if you need that you probably shouldn't be on these forums. as always, Anything i didn't go over in the walk through will not be addressed if you write a reply, shoot me a PM, etc. as a matter of fact i'll probably make an ass out of you. Use your common judgment. if it's a legit question about WHAT something is or you feel as if i did not explain something clear enough, i'll be happy to clarify.
[/WalkAwayNow]

Ok, let's begin shall we?

Installation

Yes, the installation alone warrants it's own damn section.

download the NOD32 Client Here: http://download1.eset.com/download/w, t/ndntenst.exe

you'll need a username and password to download the file, fortunately for you all i've jacked one from my old work place.

User Name: AV-*******
Password: *********

Yes, it's case sensitive, yes you need the dash, no i will not get you another one. yes, it will update until Aug. 16 2008 and if you like it buy a copy at that time.

Once you've downloaded the file go ahead and double click on the setup exe.

now follow my instructions and you should be fine.

1) Click on Extract
2) When the install Screen comes up click on 'Expert' then click on Next
3) Agree to the terms of use then click on Next
4) Feel free to change the install dir. then click on Next
5) Input the Username and Password from earlier then click on Next
6) If you use a dial-up modem click the dial up box. Click on Next
7) Click Next
cool Check 'Enable silent mode' and if you like set a password then click Next
9) Check the 'Do not display NOD32 splash, ' box then click Next
10) Click Next
11) Click on Advanced Setup
12) On the Threatsense advanced setup window click the 'Submit without asking' ratio button, Then Click OK
13) Click Next
14) Enable detection of potentially unwanted spyware, click Next
15) Click Next
16) Check 'Place NOD32 icon on desktop' Click Next
17) Click Next
18) Click Next
19) Click on the 'Infected e-mail only' ratio button. Click Next
20) Click on the 'Automatically deny download of file' ratio button. Click Next
21) Click Next
22) Click Next

NOD32 now installs itself on your system

23) Check the 'Restart Now' Ratio and click Finish

You've now finished the install process. let your computer restart.

now onto the config.

Configuration
Open up the NOD32 Control Center (Start >> All Programs >> Eset >> NOD32 Control Center. Also you could just click on the green and white NOD32 icon)

AMON
1) Click on AMON (Active File System Monitor) a new docked window will open to the right.
2) In the Docked Window click on Setup
3) Click on the Options Tab and check the 'Potentially unsafe applications' box
4) Click on the Actions Tab and click the 'Clean Automatically' ratio button.
5) Click OK

DMON
6) In the main Control Center window click on DMON (Document Monitor)
7) In the new Docked Window click on Setup
cool Check the 'Potentially unsafe applications' box
9) Click On the Actions Tab.
10) In the 'If an alert is generated' section click on the 'Clean' ratio button
11) In the 'If cleaning cannot be performed' section click on the 'Delete' ratio button.
12) Click on the drop down box (the one that currently says 'Files') and select 'Archives'
13) Repeat Steps 10 & 11
14) Click on the drop down box and select 'Self-extracting archives'
15) Repeat Steps 10 & 11
16) Click on the drop down box and select 'Run-time packers'
17) Repeat Steps 10 & 11
18) Click OK

EMON
19) In the main Control Center window click on EMON (Email Monitor)
20) In the new docked window click Setup.
21) In the left section click on 'Detection'
22) In the right section click on the 'Potentially unsafe applications'
23) In the left section click on 'Actions'
24) Repeat Steps 10 - 17
25) In the left section click on 'Environment'
26) In the right section click on the 'Delete email' ratio button
27) Click OK

IMON
28) In the main Control Center Window click on IMON (Active Internet Monitor)
29) In the new docked window click Setup
30) Click on the 'Miscellaneous' tab
31) In the 'Scanner' section click on 'Setup'
32) Check the 'Potentially unwanted applications' box
33) Click on the 'Actions' tab
34) Repeat Stops 10-17
35) Click on the drop down box and select 'Email'
36) Repeat Steps 10 & 11
NOTE ON STEPS 34-36: Do make sure that you do choose 'Delete', not 'Disconnect'
37) Click OK
38) Click OK
39) In the main NOD32 Control Center window click on the close icon (Top right icon next to Minimize and Restore)

NOD32 (NOD32 On Demand File Scanner)
1) Double Click on the NOD32 icon on your desktop (Green and White 'N')
2) Click on the 'Setup' tab
3) In the 'Scan' section make sure all of the boxes are checked
4) In the 'threat sense scanning options' make sure all of the boxes are checked. (There will be a pop up when you check 'Advanced heuristics' just click OK)
5) Click on the 'Actions' tab.
6) here are the settings for the actions tab:
Drop Down Box
If Alert Is Generated
If Cleaning Cannot be preformed

Files
Clean
Delete
Boot sectors
Clean
Replace
Archives
Clean
Delete
Self-extracting archives
Clean
Delete
Run-time packers
Clean
Delete
Email
Clean
Prompt for action
Email folders
Clean
Prompt for action
Operating memory
Prompt for action
<none>
7) Click Quit
cool Click Yes


And there you go. NOD32 is now running at the most efficient i could get it at. If you would like to scan your hard drive double click the desktop icon then click 'Scan & Clean'

i hope you really enjoyed my long fucking tutorial that is now complete at 4:44am HST. damn i need some sleep. if you like it hit me up with some rep.

Enjoy,
Pope
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