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I stored her name with Kerosene, BECAUSE SHE NO DEY SLEEP.

naijafan:
your guesses are retarded.

;DLol, I no fit laugh, lol.

I guess you're a school DROP OUT. You don't know what you're talking about.

If you reply this msg, I will make sure I sound you, lol.(Kidding)

naijafan:
e be like say you don find one. tell us the story na. . .

Oun sun. Atole

ibkaye:
sorry o sure you'll find one

Thanks

efuah:
abeg, wetin do u?. . . am only guessing?
True na.

Na true jare. OMO DaaDaa Wa rike

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=115418.msg1997519#msg1997519 date=1204036823]pope. . .so your quest to get them queen is still on right?

any luck yet? [/quote]Lol, No Luck yet O, But I'm just trying to have a little faith.

O seun pady mi

efuah:
Your guess is as bad good as mine! . . . a big, huge, gigantic snake fish i guess.

;DYou're funny.

efuah:
It seems the woman in the pic is looking at something below.

Lol, So what could that be? Please guess. ROFTLOL

EFOSA VAL:
na wa for you o!
attutupoyoyo wey dey fine bebe
u go comot 4 this site soon if u no take time.

EFOSAL VAL, lol. You won chase me? I beg no chase me O. Da kun.

efuah:
What??

Efuah, please don't get talk2sulta wrong okay? He never meant what you think.

Pretend you never saw the msg.

Thanks Poppie

talk2sulta:
@poster
sorry you can't get the babe on this site.I suggest you try your luck somewhere else.the babes on this site are too imperfect for a perfect person like you.wish you luck as you search further.

Thanks so much Brother. You're just talking. I appreciate your comment sho gbo? O seun gan. Wa shere.

talk2sulta:
@poster
perfect copy and paste,too many contradictions.I bow oh!

Thanks I bow too.

If someone look at you guys comments on Nairaland, the person will just go hang his/her self. But let me tell you guys. No matter the negative things you say. Ain't give a heck okay? I must get the babe.

No Sh1t.

Poppie

Fredrika:
@poster

You sound like an wonderful person. I'm sure you'll find a woman. Good luck!

@Fredika, thanks so much. I really appreciate it. Hugs to you.

oyb:
looking for a girl to match my intelligent - the polished version

going by your profile, you are 21 - could u explain your finacial stability to us?


going by this. . .

u don give the above sack letter? abi she doesn't meet the specifications stated in your proposal?

Thanks for that. I only shared what happened in my past. Okay? Are you telling me you've never had S E X in your life? I don't see anything wrong in sharing okay. I am proud of myself. No matter what I post online. I will always be myself.

Thanks.

@Poster
Hello My Brother. I feel you soo much. There is nothing impossible. Just have a little faith and you get that lady that will make you feel important.

I feel you.

Poster

So u think its easy to get a girl like that?

Dream on. . . until u get to tha promise land
[quote][/quote]There is nothing easy in this world OKAY? If I don't try it, I won't hope.

If you don't give trials, you will never succeed.

Anyways thanks for your comment.

Poppie

NaJa HaJe:
wow this is the longest proposal I have ever read.

@poster

do you think the 'right woman' will have the patience to read that?

lol. She ain't gat choice. ROFTLOL

Cassiel:
@poster
One,you say you like to have intellectual conversations that don't include profane language,yet you freely used 'pussy' and 'ass'.what's good for the goose isn't good for the gander?
Two,you say you love sex.Lemme quote you here-"show me you care and we can do it anywhere".That sounds promiscuously desperate.And let me guess,the statement works for every girl you meet right?Just show him you care and you'll be doing it everywhere.That's a trust-killer,my friend.Unless you're looking for a nympho.
Three,if something wasn't wrong with you somewhere,you wouldn't need to advertise yourself so elaborately online.So what's the catch?(besides the ones i already detected)
Four,do you honestly think an intelligent,intellectual,self-confident lady will instantly contact you after reading your epistle?Cos such girls prefer to be wooed,rather than being told to go into the 'Free men store' to pick the size that fits.
Five,you asked for honesty and that's what i just gave you.So don't hate

Cassiel, thanks so much for that. But I want you to know, I am not here to seek a S E X You A L PARTNER. I want a S E X U A L RELATIONSHIP. I like to be open and honest at first. As I've stated earlier, I am not the type that pretends to be someone I am not. Thats just my real self.

Thanks Cassie how is P.diddy?

Name your favorite Music(s) and Artist(s).

Lets share music.

Mine are
The Fray - How To Save A Life
The Fray - Look After You
The Corrs - Runaway
The Corrs - Breathless
The Corrs - What Can I do
The Corrs - Don't Say You Love Me
Inez - Stronger
M2M - The Day You Went Away
ETC,

Share yours.

[quote author=fe_mi link=topic=115418.msg1993962#msg1993962 date=1203958623]@poster thats a waste of talent
u should have written a book as a biography of yourself and make some money [/quote]Thanks so much Fe_mi. I really appreciate that. O seun gan

ibkaye:
lol yes, allow us to see *giggles*

Ibkaye, can you please be serious for just Once?

I've been reading some of your comments on forums, You're never serious!

Frando, you no serious.

Lets get serious Brother.

Hi Girls. I need a lady. If you think you're up to my task don't hesitate to contact me.
I am
Height - Tall 5'6
Body type - Average
Sexuality - Straight
Eye - Brown
Lips - Sexy
Hair - Black

As you will find out, I am the type of person that loves to be in a relationship. I want to share my mind, body and soul with someone.

I am looking for my significant other. I am not the type of person that wants to be single and jumping from one sexual relationship to another. I want one woman in my life. I believe that when I do find my soul mate that she will be very pleased with what I can offer her. I am romantic, caring, affectionate, giving, loyal, open-minded, funny, sophisticated, intelligent, financially stable and much more.


I love making the woman I`m with feel like a princess, I'm looking for someone I can pamper.
Someone who enjoys receiving affection and attention.
Someone who enjoys being treated like a princess. I need someone who is loyal, kind, and loving.
Someone who loves to laugh, have fun and has a good sense of humor.
Someone who acts like a lady and has the strength of a woman, I enjoy kissing and hugging very much as well as intimacy that comes with friendship and relating on more than a physical level.

I am tired of being alone and ultimately would like to find someone who has lots of time to spend with me.

I have an excellent sense of humor and like to match wits and converse on an intellectual level.
While I can talk about almost any topic I prefer the conversation not include some of the profane language that seems to have taken over our culture!


I'm good as far as being financially stable. I like all kinds of music. I can enjoy classical to rap. I LOVE movies. I am an avid movie watcher. My favorite ones are Star Wars. I like traveling. I try to take a trip at least once a year. Last year I went to Key West, Grand Caymans and Cozumel.


ABOUT ME: I AM A CARING, COMPASSIONATE PERSON WHO IS ALWAYS LOOKING TO MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE. I WILL ALWAYS STRIVE TO ACHIEVE MY GOALS AND PUSH MYSELF TO ACCOMPLISH WHAT I WANT OR NEED. I AM HONEST TO THE CORE, IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO BAD. I EXERCISE MY RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH. I AM A VERY TRUSTING PERSON UNTIL YOU MAKE ME NOT TO TRUST YOU. ONCE I DON’T TRUST YOU, IT’S GONE. NO CHANCE OF IT EVER GETTING TO WHERE I CAN, AGAIN. I AM SINGLE AND LOOKING. I AM NOT EXPECTING TO FIND MY SOUL MATE ON THE INTERNET BUT THEN AGAIN I NEVER KNOW WHAT GOD HAS IN STORE FOR ME AND WHERE I AM GOING TO MEET THAT GURL. I PUT 100 PERCENT INTO RELATIONSHIPS AND NOT INTO ONE NIGHTERS. THAT IS FOR WIMPS. I WANT A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP. I AM VERY INDEPENDENT AND LOVE THAT ABOUT ME. I AM OUTGOING, OUTSPOKEN (LOL), AND HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. I AM FUN TO BE AROUND AND EASY TO GET ALONG WITH.


ABOUT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR IN A LADY: FIRST, I AM NOT LOOKING FOR, BI-CURIOUS, LESBIAN OR LOOKING TO FIND THAT. SO STOP ASKING, IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. PUSSY AND ASS WERE MADE FOR GUYZ! I AM NOT AGAINST SAME SEX RELATIONSHIPS AND WILL BE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE DECIDED TO LIVE LIKE THAT BECAUSE ITS THEIR CHOICE - NOT MINE. I RESPECT THEIR DECISIONS; DON’T PUSH THEM ON ME THO. I WANT TO FIND THAT GURL THAT MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL. QUALITIES I ADMIRE ARE HONESTY, OUTSPOKEN (THEY HAVE TO HAVE OPINIONS), TRUST, HAVE TO WORK, WANTS SAME THINGS THAT I DO; I WANT THE SAME THINGS THAT THEY DO, CAN COMPROMISE, ROMANTIC, SPONTANEOUS, AND INDEPENDENT. I DON’T HAVE TIME TO BE SOMEONE’S COUNSELOR OR BABYSITTER. I WOULD LIKE THE GURL TO HAVE PERSONALITY AND BRAINS (NOT SO MUCH INTO LOOKS) BECAUSE AS ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN SAYS (LOOKS CAN FADE, YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID!!!!) I LOVE SEX (NOT ONLINE SEX BUT SEX IN PERSON - THE REAL THING!) I AM ALWAYS IN THE MOOD. ROMANCE MY MIND AND I AM WET AT YOUR FEET, SHOW ME YOU CARE AND WE WILL DO IT ANYWHERE.

IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS, ASK. I AM NOT SHY BY ANY MEANS, AND I AM AN OPEN BOOK.

If you're interested. Contact me through ifelonely@yahoo.com

Well, I am going to close before this letter turns into a novel. I hope to hear from you soon.

Take Care,

Pope

My Brother, No long thing, Collect the 2Million and forget about the girl OKAY? Because the girl can die anytime. So you will end up losing 2Million and the girl.

But when you already have the money, the man cant ask for the money back.

Out of that 2Million, you will get another correct girl even more better than her.

Wise up Baba mi.

Ife, F**k me Harder.

God Save you say you no put your OKO. If to sey you put am, You go just dey hang like Windows 98.

Oloriburuku

Lol. Funny Forum.