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lol! so funny , the groom shouldn't go by that or else he lose his wife.

Na true o!, no go take your thing break the poor boy's eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
or else you lose your thing

Hey! was that meant to be a joke? cos it doesn't sound like one.

That's preety cool!

somewhat funny , but heard something of such before

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's hella funny , what a description.

The Reason why computers in cyber-cafes are bad is not farfetched, it's basically the users of the computers.
Since the cafe is opened to everybody, both those that have the knowledge and those that does not and also
those that knows too much who like to use a cafes computer like their own private computers.

To catch a monkey, you have to behave like a monkey, to implement peace in the Niger-Delta,
I think the millitary action is just what we need, but what has been slowing this down is just the
love of the people around there that are not millitants. If not that, they had surrenderd by now.

I don't think there's any big deal in that. Since he's reasonable about it and it doesn't get him out of his
senses. If, however, i'm his girlfriend and i know about it, all i do is try as hard as possible to help him
out of it. I don't think there is anything bad about that except if it's in excess.

Nice collection

Thay's just what most Nigerian guys are! , but wait,
i no be like that, i'm different, lol

that's cool! they'll get along with that,

That's funny!!!!!!!!!!! , the woman must have been sleeping around too.

That's off the hook!!! lmao! more off that guy

lol! that's cool, he almost missed being her superman.

Mula:
Men still live shorter than Women

That's not true, you will need to support that with a fact!

Mula:
and the ones that don't die quickly enough
we give 'em heart attack

Men of this time knows how to cope favourably with women palava
We know how to deal with them to avoid such.

All hail men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because we are better , no, we are just the best! lol!

lol! It shouldn't be in the jokes section though

That's quite easy to understand , if you are acquainted with the bible though.

lol! , . BUT CAN WE EVER HAVE A FEMALE PRESIDENT IN NIGERIA, ? LAI LAI, IMPOSSIBLE,
WE NO BE LIBERIA.

It's a pity there hasn't been a lasting solution to the problem in Niger-Delta . It's casualty today and abduction tomorrow etc. I think, the problem is not the Government and other Stakeholders not being able to satisfy the need of the people only, but also problems within the people themselves . There are some idiots siphoning the money meant for the development of these areas, you know how we do here but that doesn't conclude Government and Stakeholders have done all they need to do, they still have more to do too.

lol! so short and so fuuny!!!!!!!!!!
I feel that Prof, knows the right answer.

Yeah! i'm so happy a stuff of this gravity is happening here in NAIJA.
kudos to Nokia, Silvebird entertainment and all those who supported the event,
Greatest kudos to those that endeavoured to take part in the contest.
Naija 4 life!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is nothing wrong in a girl proposing to a guy, but to so many people, it's not ideal.
In the real sense, if girls won't propose if truly in love with a guy, that might just restrict their choice.
So i feel it should be encouraged since love involves both the guy and the lady.

Hey! We have to be careful here who to blame and we ought to have adequate knowledge of the incidence before blaming anyone, just because either party might be at fault.
If the police's claim was right, they are not to blame because he might just kill one or two of them instead, but if not, the police have the blame

Guyz! what do you say? She got us right

This isn't good for this section, doesn't sound like a joke probably a warning or what?

That's so real and funny! Most guyz gonna go that course

sounds more like a joke not a mockery

omo i dodge that one , na who you they follow talk?

lol! Crazy dude, got what he wanted