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goodmorning40:
I wan see the back view please

wetib you want use ham do?

Pharaoh in the making

The topic of this thread is as confusing as myself reading it.

HIS BOOBS

Well, so far I'm still breathing, there is hope!

Skyfornia:
First give am belle..

sense no go ever kill you walai

Abeg If God ask you say wetin kill you? wetin gobe ur answer

Nairaland mods.. . The way you use your words sometimes is confusing walai...

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You no hear say rice price don high

Shanklee:
Haleema shall frustrate you with steady billing, unnecessary urgent 2k, 'two minutes' indomie title, sense of entitlement, waste of time.... The list long
Small talk is enough

laye laye

I love Haleemah. She be better person

I love haleemah

You no get sense OP






I love haleemah

I love haleemah

I so much love haleemah

I love haleemah

Stephenmoka4:
Caught you or saw an evidence (chats or contraceptives)

caught me doing it live

UwaMmebii:
hmmm I have encountered the same scenario, there is this woman that trusted me so much when I was in Abuja, she is a bank manager she sometimes bring her three daughters to my apartment to look after them as I always dey house trading FX, crypto and programming. I was so gentle, soft spoken and honest to her because the woman had tested me before in other things but I excelled through the test. So one fateful day, I went to their apartment close to mine as I normally do when I am less busy or sometime she do call me on phone to come. So when I reached there after having a good time with them and watching bbn, she told me that she wants to attend wedding tomorrow that I should come tomorrow to help her look after the three daughters as they are all girls, I agreed and the following morning I carried my laptop and and my FX books go there. She prepare and left with her friends and the elder daughter.she left behind the second child and the last borne, the second child have all I needed in a woman both fine face and rounded hip and pointed breast though she is 17yrs but look like someone in her mid 20. One thing lead to another i smashed her in her own bed room, her mum came back earlier than expected and that time we were both fast asleep after the numerous round of sex we didn't even hear when the gate man opened gate for them. The woman was knocking on the door when she entered inside the house but we didn't hear anything, it's the last child that went to open the door for them, it was quite embarrassing as she open her second child room's door and behold us stark naked holding ourselves. The woman started crying and was lamenting after all the trust she bestowed on me. We are still cool though, she told my Mum that she can't believe I'll do that to her daughter that see me as blood brother. My Dad and mum went there and settled the case. I also went there and pleaded with her to forgive me. She forgived me and advised me to see them as my sister, that i should protect them as my blood. She still trust me despite everything though. But that was the embarrassing moment of my life.

omo...

I also remember the day my long term crush in junior sec school finally said yes to me. I stayed in thier house till around 7pm. I was overwhelmed with unexplainable joy. While I was going home, I was hopping and jumping while going back home The joy in me couldn't hide itself. not knowing I will soon get into a mad man trouble. While jumping and jogging happily, I saw a man in rags controlling the traffick in the middle of the road. People were ignoring him and going their ways. I stopped and kept looking at the mad man lunatic display. The madman then suddenly turned to my direction and shouted "hey you! Stop there! " he started chasing me. I ran like a mad man. Hussein Bolt would be far behind if I were to be competing with him. It was like a madman chasing a madman. . I didn't know when I ran into a a packed sand by the side of the road. I got injured. That day ehn.. I will never 4get

A brother who sees me as the most gentle and easy going guy on the street caught me red handed having canal knowledge with her sister... That day ehn.. I wished the earth should just swallow me...

The next day I saw the brother, I didn't bother to greet him. If you see the eye wey e take look me ehn...

Who has ever seen a lady who doesn't like money

We are also seeking for the govt forgiveness here in lagos

Pleeeease my fellow nairalander



Help me on this one. Lacasera company just hit me up right now and ask if I wouldn't mind being their ambassador. Should I accept this offer or reject? Your opinion really matters.. Thanks!

Me putting on condom during sex is like licking a sweet without unwrapping it's nylon cover

Gbest90:
But at least he writes them himself, unlike some....

unlike, Micheal Jackson, Justine bieber, Nicki minaj and so on abi There is no crime in employing a song writer for your song.. We Africans are the one with wrong mentality

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enemyofprogress:
Please stop making me sad

Do I need to type RIP

debbydams:
I met him here o..it funny tho but it's d truth.. Nd Neva in my life will date any guy I met here..I v learnt my lesson in a hard way

habba! We the good guys still remain na..

debbydams:
do u want to visit ?

if you don't mind...

*Marriage na scam!!!*

debbydams:
M just so depressed.. I don't think I can love again.. Being alone is beta

I made this same statement last year! It's a matter of time.

Where do you stay in Ilorin?