₦airaland Forum

Ada9103:
Lolllllsssss........I love juice

Lool,issoorai...oya,les hook up nd....

idupaul:
Going to that military camp or bosso town?

Camp bro

Notice ow mst of d ladies ere "actually" avoiding the question ni?? Although,not every woman masturbates,I'll bet 70percent do..lol

LizGray:
Boko Haram again? I thought Buhari wiped them out.

NOw,they r stuck with terrorising Nigeriens... And to think I was gonna make a trip from sokoto dwn there dat same day...damn

Ada9103:
What's alcohol

Alchl is fruit juice...

..........Smh for landlord wey jes barge in t come see if truly he had a visitor,smh for the landlord again fr such a weird rule,smh fr d aproko caretaker wey jes spark up d ish,smh for d "stabber" wey no geh chill(huu wan blame am kwanu,he was prolly in d zone at the time,lol),smh fod babe wey jes come set my guy up that nyt....bur the smh of all smhs goes to the male reproductive organ...hehehehehehe...konji is d major cause of death in this 21st century..!!! There..!

Still chilled in sokoto for ours... Don't think anyone here has received...

ireneony:
I doubt if there are any atheist in Nigeria ..
The ones on nairaland are all jokers :
They might not go to church or mosque but it does not mean they are atheist ...

sorry to rain on ur parade hun.. M an atheist,and I still go to church...wotchu wanna knw?

ForeverYoung197:
So you mean there's no correlation between the 2? let's talk about you for example.

Lol,let's..

ForeverYoung197:
Earlier I went out to see my 3 girl friends and we decided to meet in a coffee shop. My gfs went out last night and still have a hangover .
They we're talking about these 2guys they met in the club. I was so entertained by their stories .
Then, one of my girl friends concluded that she love meeting men with fuller/ thicker lips simply because they just don't kiss good but they also have a humongous meat and the other 2 agreed to it. And here I am, I wasn't aware about this

So, I want to ask these handsome men on nairaland if these speculations of my 3 friends we're true or not?
"THE THICKER THE LIPS, THE BIGGER THE MEAT" ?

I don't think its a criteria sha,if u ask me...y shud my lip size b related to my member? Weird

dobys:
hehehe biko which 1 is cow girl positin

Awwwwn shuga,lemmi guess,uz one of em straight up daily "missionaries' style" looking for gold "whr der isn't"?

Bdw,d cow girl is awesome,u shud try et sumtym..

sistajay:
Boo-hoo like we actually care, you had it comin. Guess what?. . . . . . . . she'll ask babalawo to make damn sure your deeek never rise to the occasion! Be afraid, be very afraid. . . . . . .*evil laugh*

Nd ow'd u knw he had it coming? B takng out ya"short cummings" on d poor dude,inugo?

foolinlove:
Different for every woman.

But a question - why do you care if she gets there or not? It's almost as if you care about her...

Well swts, I make it my business to care if she gets der... That to me,is the turn on right der,u knw... Knowing you can keep digging nd pretty soon she's all really wet nd longing till gold's struck..that's gold,swts.

ForeverYoung197:
I have on my butt cheek

Sounds hot...lol... Wotchu got on?

Please... Worrisdis

thowbie7ven:
Buhari style/position...

Na em b say na to coup go remain afterwards

GoldenJAT:
snake in d eagle shadow does it for me!

Oya na,twaale...lol

AnotherSeun:
different style for different women bruh...
wah makes one woman reaches orgasm now,, mite make another read newspaper without feeling a thing...
so to be on the safer side try all sex positions,,wen u eventually get to one that matches her body structure,,her body language will tell yu the one she is enjoying most and which will surely make her reaches orgasm...

even some girls reaches orgasm just by missionary alone...

True that,bro.... Yl all some gotta do is a get a lil cunilingus..

Just outta curiosity,what would be the most effective position for a guy to make love to a woman and keep her cumming? I for one can't really say,cuz it varies wif most ladies av been wif,bur I thInk the Doggystyle's pretty much up der... Any other views tho?

ForeverYoung197:
Lol. Who's master ugwe? it's master Oogway boo. So what's your tats between your thighs?

Lool..got on other parts except btw my thighs.. Jes stats there.*wink*..I think d concept's pretty far fetched.. She wants d D? she's gotta open d X-files, lol.. Got any yoself?

Lmao... D shii reminds me of master ugwe in d kunfu panda series.... Slow as a turtle,bur baaaaaad assmofo...lool... I'd rada v a panda dwn south tho...hehe

Kaysalas:
Guy! Nor try confuse yarself. Na EQUIPMENT U talk in your comment wey I quote. We nor dey build Nada! Maybe you should try building us a TORCHLIGHT. Let's see your ENGINEERING SKILLS @ work. Note: I nor say COUPLE / ASSEMBLE O! Na BUILD I call am o! U dis dy/dx engineer.

Uncle.. Do I need to comment on a level of reasoning quite as low as urs? Even WHEN its obvious engineers ALWAYs build? Its all in d head bro, Smh

Kaysalas:
Lol! Wet in u build? Na u build am?
Guy! FORGET! WE NOR DEY BUILD ANYTHING! NA "USE" WE DEY "USE " O! Na Oyinbo dey build. Maybe when we actually start building, we would be taken seriously

U no c u? Na oyibo cum build the house wey u dey pay rent so..ba? Maybe you dey "okay" with d condition,but m certain o one thing... AM NOT!

nelszx:
The Medical sector have been able to contain the spread of Ebola and lassa haemorrhagic fever. That enough thing to boast of

Quickie for you, over the past five years,how has the medical sector been able to contain the rising case of mortality rate in Nigeria?? How many govt owned hospitals can proudly come out and boast of giving the best medical care TO THE AVERAGE NIGERIAN? We,the engineers can proudly say we satisfy the needs of the high and meek on a regular,rigours or not,night or day,securing your safety on the road,in ur homes we conveniently ensure the best for you,and try to be good citizens while we are at it... How many certified engineers can u point out that has headlined the media for been FAKES compared to our beloved docs?

Let the doctors go and learn ow to become one or practice on the road side, without a building that d neglected engineers spring up daily too,hey... Let us fold our hands for a month,sip wine at home nd play ps4 and perhaps, it will become clear to them all that we are as equally important.. I cnt believe blockheads still come out to say shii to justify the inequality...

goodheart02:
When you're fast asleep, they're busy somewhere saving lives. When you're off for leisure, they sacrifice their leisure and family time so that no lives are lost. And they work round the clock just to make medical services available to you. Not to mention the rigorous years of training they underwent back in school.

Then I suppose the military should be paid a million a month,going by this explaination... Listen,u cannot pay a corp doc 150k,nd pay an engineer 5k under the same system created for unification,equality and exposure... What msg r u passing to every other area of specialization?? That we r worthless,because we only spent 5yrs studying engineering?? Trying to better the dwindling fortunes of our existence in the 21st century? Fyi,we build basically gadgets and devices meant to AID the work of yol docs much better.. Am sure it wud hv been fair if you docs only had your hands and ur books to work wif,no stetoscope,no oxygen tanks,no anaesthetics,no nufin... I dey vex!

Vickyydera:
They are paid higher because the spend more years in school, coupled with the fact that their course is very demanding.

Really? And it is not as equally demanding as been an engineer? Basically,your 21st century has been fully influenced by these other areas and yet we are yearly discouraged with all these? What can the medical sector boast of in these past few years other than steady rot in that aspect? Visit a government hospital,and then tell me if paying medical corp members higher is doing the nation any form of order... Equality is key to success,and right now,this nation is screwed...*drops mic

iMerchant:
Cash On Delivery.

This is the most prominent system of payment in Nigeria eCommerce ecosystem. Because of trust issues, the buyer isn't ready to pay ahead for an order. He/She is more conformable paying cash on delivery when his/her order arrived.

You can't really blame the buyer, because this is Nigeria where corruption rules. The system is corrupt and nobody want to loss his/her hard earned money to fraudster online.

Nigerians are innovative and very cautious. We like new things but don't want to loss money. We are all raised and trained to believe that Cash is king. We use cash for everything.

Despite all the shortcoming of using cash daily, we just couldn't find a good alternative because we don't trust our system.

Why do Buyers/Customers want or prefer Cash On Delivery.

1. They have trust issue: Yes, they are not sure about your genuineness. Will you disappear after payment. Will you deliver my order after payment. Will you deliver quality product after payment. What happens if the quality you delivered is below the standard I (Buyer) expected. How quickly will I get a refund.

2. Cash is King: Cash rules in this kingdom called Nigeria. The buyer was trained with a Cash and Carry mentality. Go to a shop with your cash, carry the item you want then pay cash.

3. Am not ready to risk my money. I might be willing to waste my megabytes (mb) surfing your website but am not ready to risk my money on you stranger.

4. Refunds & Returns - Experience they say is the best teacher. When banks introduced a new way of banking with better convenience people were pleased with the new development. Now I don't need to visit a bank to collect cash. All I need do is visit any of there new machine, insert a card tied to my bank account, punch in some numbers and viola the machine dispense cash. Cool innovation. But something went terribly wrong, customers start losing money fast and banks were not refunding the lost money. To make matters worse, they start blaming the customers for negligence thereby transferring the loss liability back to the cardholder. At that moment, the confidence in the new system vanished. Millions were losted and hard earned money gone the drain.

This experience left a sour and great displeasure in customers thereby making it hard to transact business with any other payment system aside cash.

Impact of Cash on Delivery in the ecosystem.

If you have an online store, you already know that if you don't offer Cash On Delivery your conversion (Sales) will be low. If you're a new comer, here are the lessons you need to learn:

1. Cash on Delivery increase sales.
2. Cash on Delivery leads to high rate of returns.
3. You can and will loss money offering cash on delivery.
4. A high percentage of buyers asking for cash on delivery are not ready to buy.
5. Do not be surprised when the buyer claimed he/she doesn't have money at the point of delivery. The delivery cost is a waste and you have to borne it.
6. Cash on delivery increase your cost of doing business because courier charge extra for that service.
7. Make sure you have some insurance and minimum threshold if you offer cash on delivery.

That's the end for today. If am in good spirit tomorrow, I might share more about FREE SHIPPING.

By insurance,what do you mean exactly?

princeofpeace22:
ask Google

Really? U knw ow stale that was?
Mofo

princeofpeace22:
I can apply for you for free fast just send me your details

What and what is needed to apply abeg? Nd how??